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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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I received my first Trump campaign text spam:

 

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From Trump: NEVER SURRENDER

I will always love you for supporting me.  

Unity Peace. MAGA

 

I wonder if "Fuck off, weirdo" is going to get me on a list.

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12 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Morning Consult has a 1.8 star rating (out of 3 stars) from FiveThirtyEight, ranked 116th on its pollster rankings.

The actual data is paywalled

1 to 3 star width? 

I only like star systems that go to eleven. 

37 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

he's just a horrible person who looks down on other people

He doesn't look down on many people, that's for sure.

49 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Counterpoint: The dude gets to walk around and introduce himself to women saying, “Hi…I’m Hung…No, I’m really Hung”

I guess the gay dudes in my high school were choosing to be gay because they liked being ridiculed and beaten up. 

Gay masochists apparently.

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18 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

 

 

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What kinda fuckin weirdo gets a fork to eat a hot dog and some fries!

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I received my first Trump campaign text spam:
 
From Trump: NEVER SURRENDER
I will always love you for supporting me.  
Unity Peace. MAGA
 
I wonder if "Fuck off, weirdo" is going to get me on a list.

I usually reply with go fuck yourself, cunt.
I received my first Trump campaign text spam:
 
From Trump: NEVER SURRENDER
I will always love you for supporting me.  
Unity Peace. MAGA
 
I wonder if "Fuck off, weirdo" is going to get me on a list.

I usually reply with go fuck yourself, cunt.
4 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

FAKE NEWS!  FAKE CROWD!  ELECTION INTERFERENCE!  MAGA!

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1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

 
I wonder if "Fuck off, weirdo" is going to get me on a list.

I usually reply with go fuck yourself, cunt.  
I wonder if "Fuck off, weirdo" is going to get me on a list.

I usually reply with go fuck yourself, cunt.

I replied to my latest Ted Cruz spam with "Go fuck yourself, you treasonous simp."  Immediate response of "You have successfully been unsubscribed."

That's right, Cruz's campaign spam reacts to keywords to automatically unsubscribe you.  I'd like to think "treason" and "simp" are on that list as being so frequently used that they serve as red flags.

Yea when you create those messages you can put more keyword options than STOP as a choice to unsubscribe. I’ve only gotten two or three this cycle and instead of telling them to Fuck off, which helps them narrow their list, I just ignore

On 7/29/2024 at 11:05 AM, Pancho said:

Radical republicans are paying rappers to promote the “Kamala isn’t black” narrative and to not vote for her.

The problem is these are the shittiest of shit rappers and they are getting massacred by everyone regardless of race in the replies.

Shiiiiit

They don't get the joke.

 

 

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From Reddit. It's going to be very, very difficult to get away from this:

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I'm also seeing a lot of rumors that Trump doesn't know what to do with Vance. He might just launch him if at all possible - the catch being they need to do so before the deadline for the parties to submit their candidates to the states. 

There's a high likelihood that they have already done that. If so then they are fucked and are stuck with him.

9 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

They’re called bulls. 

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I hope he doesn’t drop Vance because he will pick up Haley and that will cost Democrats a few votes from right leaning independents who right now are going with Harris. I don’t think the impact will be huge, but 1% is critical. 

7 minutes ago, The Dog said:

From Reddit. It's going to be very, very difficult to get away from this:

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I'm also seeing a lot of rumors that Trump doesn't know what to do with Vance. He might just launch him if at all possible - the catch being they need to do so before the deadline for the parties to submit their candidates to the states. 

There's a high likelihood that they have already done that. If so then they are fucked and are stuck with him.

@Dutchrudder

26 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Elvis has left the building. 

 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

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@Enchubben 

I know you're too embarrassed to ask to be notified whenever these guys show up in a thread. I got ya. 

34 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

So dotard and the couch fucker are really gonna roll into downtown Atlanta next week on the heels of a similar rally by Harris and Megan thee Stallion. Which republican megastar is that fat orange fuck gonna bring with him to resonate with urban Atlanta....the Nuge, f'n Chachi? He'll get trounced in attendance and immediately claim he set a  record for the state of GA. 

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

 

@Enchubben 

I know you're too embarrassed to ask to be notified whenever these guys show up in a thread. I got ya. 

So dotard and the couch fucker are really gonna roll into downtown Atlanta next week on the heels of a similar rally by Harris and Megan thee Stallion. Which republican megastar is that fat orange fuck gonna bring with him to resonate with urban Atlanta....the Nuge, f'n Chachi? He'll get trounced in attendance and immediately claim he set a  record for the state of GA. 

or they'll refuse to host him when they ask for payment for the venue up front and he says no

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Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

or they'll refuse to host him when they ask for payment for the venue up front and he says no

Peter Thiel probably paid the bill

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

or they'll refuse to host him when they ask for payment for the venue up front and he says no

I don't know where the venue is and I don't know Atlanta well, but I do wonder how many Trumpsters will hear "Downtown Atlanta" and assume it's too dangerous to go.  

5 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I don't know where the venue is and I don't know Atlanta well, but I do wonder how many Trumpsters will hear "Downtown Atlanta" and assume it's too dangerous to go.  

To be fair, for them, it might be. 

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8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

I gotta tell ya, this new thing of "Democrats who hit back".....I'm liking it.  I would like to see more of it.  And by more, I mean a fucking complete avalanche of it....

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13 minutes ago, Blotto said:

 

@Enchubben 

I know you're too embarrassed to ask to be notified whenever these guys show up in a thread. I got ya. 

So dotard and the couch fucker are really gonna roll into downtown Atlanta next week on the heels of a similar rally by Harris and Megan thee Stallion. Which republican megastar is that fat orange fuck gonna bring with him to resonate with urban Atlanta....the Nuge, f'n Chachi? He'll get trounced in attendance and immediately claim he set a  record for the state of GA. 


They’ll pay people to attend to make the rally look similar in size. We know how this works.

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:


They’ll pay people to attend to make the rally look similar in size. We know how this works.

That, I doubt

Okay weird, again

 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

don't give him a pass on this. he's just a horrible person who looks down on other people - for a whole host of reasons. My future BIL quipped while drunk one time, "Parents are just better people." I think there are a lot of people who have had children that feel that they are simply better humans by virtue of having had children - most just don't say it out loud. Even fewer say it on a microphone while running for office. 

I am a parent of two and I can say I am not better. Being a parent is like becoming blind at 30 in a world with no braille or white canes and trying to find your way around. I am just guessing what will make my boys solid humans. My wife and I do our best we can that day. Constantly second guessing our decisions. I am positive I am screwing something up while hoping I don't. People that use kids as some sort of reflection of their value are insane. You really don't know if you did a good job for 30 years or so. 

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1 hour ago, Ten Bears said:

I received my first Trump campaign text spam:

 

 

I wonder if "Fuck off, weirdo" is going to get me on a list.

 

I recommended that they find a cactus, light it on fire, then fuck themselves in the ass with the flaming cactus until the darkness comes.

 

I haven't heard back yet.

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1 minute ago, Zonahorn said:

 

I don't know.  I bet she knows a thing or two about forcing enthusiasm. 

 

Who is that hideous creature in the right screen?
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Okay weird, again

 

Huh.  So....to be clear....we're getting unsolicited advice on "how to be a man" and "what a man would do" from a dude who got his current wife by stalking her, deflating her tires so she'd have to get a ride home with him, all while he was already married.  Dude.  Richard Simmons and Liberace were more qualified to lecture people on "how to be a man" than that chunk of shit.

I have a son.  If I had to give him shorthand advice on "what would a man do," it would start with "do the opposite of everything Jesse Watters has ever done."

2 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

The Dynamic Duo!

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8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You think the "affable, mediocre sexual performers who drive bland cars for Kamala" call is gonna drive that much of a crowd?

You happen to have the link for that one?....asking for a friend 😬

38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I gotta tell ya, this new thing of "Democrats who hit back".....I'm liking it.  I would like to see more of it.  And by more, I mean a fucking complete avalanche of it....

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Brother Brisket, you gotta admit the view from the ledge is looking a lot better these days...

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The answer is Megan Thee Stallion.

The question is, is it astonishingly weird that an adult, gay or not, doesn't understand why a pussy gets wet?

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I replied to my latest Ted Cruz spam with "Go fuck yourself, you treasonous simp."  Immediate response of "You have successfully been unsubscribed."

That's right, Cruz's campaign spam reacts to keywords to automatically unsubscribe you.  I'd like to think "treason" and "simp" are on that list as being so frequently used that they serve as red flags.

If you respond with “hey Heidi, call me” you might get a robocall.

4 minutes ago, Chopper said:

The answer is Megan Thee Stallion.

The question is, is it astonishingly weird that an adult, gay or not, doesn't understand why a pussy gets wet?

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I'm dying

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Brother Brisket, you gotta admit the view from the ledge is looking a lot better these days...

It will look better if/when there is a complete and total Democrat victory on November 5th.  Not a moment sooner.  Always be on the attack.  Always be running your offense.  The goal is to score as much as you can.  IDGAF, 10 seconds on the clock, you're at your own 40?  Throw the fucking ball downfield.  

Nothing looks good until the clock has run out and you have won.  Everything is is hopium and chicken counting and hubris and folly.  

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