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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#21301

Re Rittenhouse, can someone fill me in on where Trump is weak on 2A? Never heard him be even remotely in favor of gun control, at least since he stopped being a democrat (someone should look into that).

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#21303
58 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Damn, I always just assumed based on the last name that she was Korean.  But Hmong she is

So, is she Chinese, or Japanese? / Dale Gribble

#21304
2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, I'm willing to give Harris a chance to be a better presdient before I pronounce her inferior to Biden...but yeah, the guy is great. 

Absolutely. All I mean is that Biden is a better pick to be POTUS today and likely will be until Kamala gets her time in the "big"chair to show us who she is. It isn't going to be easy being a better POTUS than Biden -- and I'm extremely surprised to be saying this in 2024. Look, I would've voted for a used condom over Trump in '20. Biden was the nominee so he got my vote. But he's way surpassed my expectations of what he'd accomplish.

 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

ALso, bruh, you've been hacked. 

P3 at best.

 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Two weeks.

Beat me to it.

 

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Fingers crossed, but he’s more unhinged and overtly racist than he’s ever been, and now his vp pick is out there with he he man woman hater shit. But most of all he looks old, weak, and pathetic, exactly what they accused Biden of, and I can see maybe a few of them being unable to convince themselves anymore that he’s mega maga man and is really just a doddering sad old man. Kamala is bringing the energy and he can’t match it at his age and with his complete lack of intellect. All it takes is for a few to see it and maybe he finally drops to 40%. Probably wishful thinking on my part, but man, it has to be hard to lie to yourself to the current extreme.

Trump is a much shittier candidate than he was in '20. I know people who voted "with their pocketbooks" in '20 who have no doubt been completely turned off by his criminal actions and his countless other misdeeds since leaving office in '20. Also, J6 came several months after they went to the polls. I have to think those things combined with an exciting, "young" opponent on the other side will equal a resounding blue victory in November. We must be vigilant because Trump and the hard-core believers are going to pull every trick in the book to unjustly take Kamala's win from her.

#21306

Ah yes, the infamous Iowa caucus for the U.S. Senate seat of California and the Attorney General of California

 

McCarthy: I have known the VP for long time. She always starts strong in a campaign, even for her presidential campaign. 40,000 people in Oakland. But then she couldn't make it to Iowa, even for her Senate race, even for her Attorney General race

 

#21307

Catchy tune

Yeah! He's also an asshole!He’s an AssholeHe’s a xenophobeHe’s misogynistHe’s a psychopathHe’s a narcissistHe’s a sociopathHe’s a liarHe’s a grifterHosted holocaust denierHe breaks the lawDoes bad businessAn adhjucatedRapistThreatens witnessesTo try and stay free…

 

#21308

Another catchy one -- I think I like this one better!

Trump is Psycho! @PsychoPAC24 @realDonaldTrump PsychoHe’s an evil dick, he's just so strangeHe’s a rapist, got shit for brainsLikes votes and money, has no time for youTells so many lies he think they’re trueHis brain is toast, he’s cognitively impairedHe’s a Psycho,…

 

#21309

Virtual voting started yesterday when the DNC emailed out the delegate voting forms

As of 3 minutes ago, Harris is 48 delegates from officially clinching the nomination, per the campaign on a call right now

#21310
40 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Is that why Hank married Peggy?

I suspect a big-feet fetish.

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#21311
The one and only Sarah Cooper is back!🤣

 

#21312

Quote from Peggy Noonan about Kamala Harris:

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Now close your eyes and imagine she's talking about Ronald Reagan

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for whom she wrote scripts.

#21314
Can someone please tell J.D. Vance that he left his Mastercard at Bob's Western Wear in Sierra Vista, Arizona yesterday?

 

#21315
20 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Re Rittenhouse, can someone fill me in on where Trump is weak on 2A? Never heard him be even remotely in favor of gun control, at least since he stopped being a democrat (someone should look into that).


he’s never fired a gun in his life 

 

#21316
23 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Re Rittenhouse, can someone fill me in on where Trump is weak on 2A? Never heard him be even remotely in favor of gun control, at least since he stopped being a democrat (someone should look into that).

Had the SS shoot a kid out enjoying his 2A rights?

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#21317

Jamie Harrison confirms Harris has clinched the nomination in the virtual voting 

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#21318
The presumptive Democratic nominee.

 

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#21319

LOL. Kyle fucks around with MAGA and finds out.

 

Oh well, Kyle I regret to inform you that I will no longer be one of your guests on September 12 at the TXGR event. I reckon you can write in someone else. This was not the way, bud.

 

 

 

#21320
1 minute ago, Zonahorn said:
The presumptive Democratic nominee.

 

Michelle Obama still at 3% on PredictIt

#21321
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Remember that time, I think it was Kelly Anne Conway, went on 60 minutes with a huge binder that was supposedly "their healthcare plan"? But it wasn't. Just a bunch of random documents. I think that's the one where Trump got pissed and walked out of the interview.

Ah, good times.

 

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#21322
23 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:
Can someone please tell J.D. Vance that he left his Mastercard at Bob's Western Wear in Sierra Vista, Arizona yesterday?

 

Missing a bolo tie.

#21323

When you didn't prep for your speech, test or book report the night before:

 

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"Crypto is a very interesting thing, very high level in certain ways, intellectually very high level," Trump said. "If we don't do it, China's going to do it. China's already doing it, and if we don't do it, other countries are going to do it, so we might as well be at the forefront. There are people in crypto that are very, very smart people who do love our country and they think it's good. Who knows, maybe we'll pay off our $35 trillion [national debt], hand them a crypto check, hand over a little Bitcoin, and wipe out our $35 trillion."

"It's already prominent, it's moving along," Trump added. "It's loosely regulated, that's one of the reasons it's moving along. It is a different form of a currency, it's going to end up benefiting the country, but if we shut it down like [president Joe] Biden's trying to shut it down – Biden doesn't have the intellect to shut it down. Can you image imagine this guy is telling you to shut something down like that? He has no idea what the hell it is."

 

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#21324
3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Between this and Bob Menendez, Egypt seems to be really dabbling in some fuckery with American politics.

#21326
43 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Re Rittenhouse, can someone fill me in on where Trump is weak on 2A? Never heard him be even remotely in favor of gun control, at least since he stopped being a democrat (someone should look into that).

Because he doesn’t care about anything or understand anything there’s a concern that he would react to something before they could get to him and they’d have to live with it, e.g.

 

#21327
5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Michelle Obama still at 3% on PredictIt

Talk about easy money.  I always mess up some mundane detail.

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#21330
24 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

LOL. Kyle fucks around with MAGA and finds out.

 

Oh well, Kyle I regret to inform you that I will no longer be one of your guests on September 12 at the TXGR event. I reckon you can write in someone else. This was not the way, bud.

 

 

 

Can't believe the leopards ate my face!

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#21331
14 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:
Lot’s of southern white people: Kamala’s not Black!Also lots of southern white people: I’m a Cherokee Indian

 

Holy shit, that's my BIL!

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#21332
15 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Look at this. This is how you do it.

Say it with me: I will support whomever Kamala Harris picks as VP because I understand the assignment.

The man gets it. We are getting on a bus. It's going to get us to our destination in the general vicinity of where we want to go. 

Get on the fucking bus!

@chainsaw this means you.

#21333
Having the charge of “weirdness” thrown at them has clearly wounded many on the right, @HelenLewis argues. It’s also revealed how far some right-wing commentators have drifted from the median American voter in social and economic terms. https://t.co/5h84hxkFMV

 

#21334
1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Re Rittenhouse, can someone fill me in on where Trump is weak on 2A? Never heard him be even remotely in favor of gun control, at least since he stopped being a democrat (someone should look into that).

Well, he hasn't shot any school kids with an AR while wearing an American flag bandana, so he's a pussy, see?

 

#21335
1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Re Rittenhouse, can someone fill me in on where Trump is weak on 2A? Never heard him be even remotely in favor of gun control, at least since he stopped being a democrat (someone should look into that).

I will get the links if you want me to do the work, however I am surprised you aren't aware of Trump [after one of the many mass shootings that have occurred... this particular one during his term in office...] saying "Whe we do, what we have to do is take the guns.   We have to take the guns first & then let the courts settle it.  We take the guns."

 

Trump is the ONLY sitting PotIS to have ☆EVER☆ said anything like that.   EVER.  Not any Presidential candidate has said such a thing, even as a non-candidate & it was dug up from an old clip out of Forget-Landia.

But the 🍊🤡 says it & then the Qcumbers go deaf, deaf / dumb / blind 🙉 🙊 🙈.

 

:Edit: @Bozo_Casanova beat me to it.

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@bozo

#21336
37 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

LOL. Kyle fucks around with MAGA and finds out.

 

Oh well, Kyle I regret to inform you that I will no longer be one of your guests on September 12 at the TXGR event. I reckon you can write in someone else. This was not the way, bud.

 

 

 

I'll have something to say about this as soon as I can get out and shoot a video in my truck. 

Has anyone seen my Oakley's? 

#21338
10 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

I will get the links if you want me to do the work, however I am surprised you aren't aware of Trump [after one of the many mass shootings that have occurred... this particular one during his term in office...] saying "Whe we do, what we have to do is take the guns.   We have to take the guns first & then let the courts settle it.  We take the guns."

 

Trump is the ONLY sitting PotIS to have ☆EVER☆ said anything like that.   EVER.  Not any Presidential candidate has said such a thing, even as a non-candidate & it was dug up from an old clip out of Forget-Landia.

But the 🍊🤡 says it & then the Qcumbers go deaf, deaf / dumb / blind 🙉 🙊 🙈.

 

:Edit: @Bozo_Casanova beat me to it.

Yup, and it was legitimately disturbing when he said it because it was another instance of him being perfectly willing to intentionally violate constitutional rights. I may not believe the 2nd amendment is anymore important than rights established in other amendments, but it is still a right. 

#21339
11 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I'll have something to say about this as soon as I can get out and shoot a video in my truck. 

Has anyone seen my Oakley's? 

Chad Prather stole 'em in the name of freedoms.

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#21340
Reporter: Vance compared you to a really bad impression of ObamaShapiro: Barack Obama was probably our most gifted orator of my time, so that’s kind of a weird insult. I’ll say this about JD Vance: it’s really hard being honest with the American people when you’re not being…

 

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#21342
3 minutes ago, thepop said:
Reporter: Vance compared you to a really bad impression of ObamaShapiro: Barack Obama was probably our most gifted orator of my time, so that’s kind of a weird insult. I’ll say this about JD Vance: it’s really hard being honest with the American people when you’re not being…

 

 

God damn, that is one professional, articulate ass whipping right there.

 

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#21343

It's such a breath of fresh air having multiple national stage Dems not being pussies.

#21344

"as President . .  vice- President" (I'm sure there will be howling about this).  Sign language woman is off the chain.

 

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#21345
.@JoshShapiroPA on Trump's attacks on Harris' race: "It is more of the same from Donald Trump. He attacks other people based on what they look like, who they pray to, who they love, the way they were raised... I think it shows a profound weakness in a leader when they can't sell…

 

#21347
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

LOL. Kyle fucks around with MAGA and finds out.

 

Oh well, Kyle I regret to inform you that I will no longer be one of your guests on September 12 at the TXGR event. I reckon you can write in someone else. This was not the way, bud.

 

 

 

Chad really needs to go sit in his F350 and make a video directed at Kyle. 

#21348
27 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

@chainsaw this means you.

3 weeks ago the single issue voters on this site was "wah! old man old", while my single voter issue was winning the damn election. Granted democrats did what nobody saw possible and coalesce in 24 hours on Harris, and proved me wrong HOWEVER I thought we already concluded that people are irrational and people make stupid single voter issues, there ARE legit fears on picking Shapiro, "ceasefire now!" was the ONLY protest chants Biden, Hillary, and a bunch of Senator clowns got over the last year not immigration, not inflation, not the economy but Israel. Not to mention the strategic fear of losing Michigan (which is less vital than PA but still a real possibility), but the real danger is turning off momentum in youth voter registration, Gen Z is active on this issue based the aforementioned protests.

It still is winning the damn election, but it can be a massive blunder.

 

 

#21349

 

SHOTS FIRED!!!! DEI Hire = Don, Eric, and Ivanka!

 

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