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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#22001
Omg they’re posting AI photos of Trump with Black women like who tf is that 😂

 

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I guess it's that time of year across parishes?  Our Associate Pastor is still moving to Austin.  And our Senior Pastor is on vacation.  So we're having a couple of "guests" fill in since mid-July.  One of the guys who we know personally through a relative basically gives a second homily at the end of service.  We're lucky if we're done in under 1:20.  He tip-toes a little too close to politics for my liking, but usually reigns it back when he remembers he's in arguably one of the most 5 most educated parishes in the State (of my wife's particular faith).  Other than the petition for the unborn after homily, that's the only time anything like that ever comes up.  I help cook and clean the kitchen for our children and seniors and us folks in the back, we'll once in a great while chat about politics/current events just to pass the time while working (sports and movies too).  That's about it.  

All that to say, for decades-I've read and heard about the impact of faith on politics and vice-versa.  The de-evolution of Evangelism, the moderation of Catholicism, the silent majority of Protestantism, the politicization of the pulpit, and how that's bled over into our political ecosystem.  Mostly for the worse.  

But once again, we find ourselves in the part of the simulation where this is actually happening.  This time, it all matters.  The idolatry of Trump as God's Messenger v. People of True Faith from Black Churches to Vanilla Lutheranism.  All hands on deck, we can all go back to pretending we never discussed it over coffee and fellowship. 

But for now until November, anybody at church mentions Trump and avoiding the evil Democrats-------ask them this question, "You agree that he's flawed, but that God sent him just the same to save our country from peril, right?  He's sinned greatly as did most of God's messengers and church founders"  They nod in agreement.  "But from Moses to Paul, from David to Simon, from John to Matthew.  All sinners, but all had one thing in common that Trump didn't do.  They repented.  They prayed for forgiveness and gave of themselves to something far larger than themselves---a place of inclusive love that would never know in their lifetimes." 

If it is God's will this sinful, self-absorbed man was sent here as a Test to see if we would follow him on a path to save our country and our souls.  Would you at least consider the possibility there is just the slightest chance that is a Test from God.  But it's to see if we'd follow the path laid before us by his son's sacrifice and avoid being led astray?  If we're under examination, why veer from the lesson plan in favor a cheat code?  We are being tested, and 40% of us are failing.  Not saying the rest of us are exactly shining in his eyes right now, but at least he knows we respect the syllabus.   

#22003
Trump: And I am for electric cars. I have to because Elon endorsed me very strongly, Elon. So, I have no choice.

“For 8 chargers they spent $9 billion.” What the fuck?

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#22004
33 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Good comedy doesn't need to be parsed out according to race.  

But if this zoom-in clip is not the Black equivalent of Gob Bluth saying, "I've made a huge mistake"...then political memes are dead to me.  

Reminds me of this oldie but goodie:

A man wearing a plaid shirt sitting directly behind Trump at his Montana rally was asked to leave after making faces and mouthing messages during the president's speech

 

#22005
22 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I'd donate $100 if Kamala came out and said she wanted to pass legislation banning Ted Cruz from eating steaks and cheeseburgers.

 

 

Kemp and Raffensperger are definitely voting for Harris lol

Then they need to quit being pussies and endorse her.

#22006
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Georgia Republican Governor Brian Kemp responds to Trump’s attack on his wife Marty Kemp.

Season 2 Lol GIF by Insecure on HBO

Kemp on Monday 

 

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#22007
3 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Reminds me of this oldie but goodie:

A man wearing a plaid shirt sitting directly behind Trump at his Montana rally was asked to leave after making faces and mouthing messages during the president's speech

 

It's like a bizarro-world Seinfeld episode with Kramer at the Tony Awards. 

"I know this is such a first date kinda question, butwhat you do for a living?"

-Oh, I'm a seat filler.

"Okay, yeah.  I've heard of those.  Like for awards shows or big events to make the house seem more full?  Must be cool to see all those performances and games and get paid to do it."

-Oh, I don't do it for the money.  I just do it for Trump and because I love him.

"Darn, my bad.  Look at the time.  I just remembered to get my malaria pills before I leave for Guam in the morning, forever.  I got the check, see ya later." 

#22008
With that attitude she might keep the current flock, but she’s never going to get you that private jet

Oh, I told her a long time ago, we ain’t gonna get those BIG TIME Jesus dollars till we become a husband-wife preacher duo. I could pull off the Baby Billy look…

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#22009
3 hours ago, South Austin said:

I just signed up for the Steak Eaters For Harris Zoom call.

The Harris campaign can really stick it to Trump by making it a DEI Steak Eaters for Harris Zoom call by including those who like their steaks well done. 

#22010
As a Georgia resident- he’s going to lose this state again. There’s a reason Brian Kemp won by a large margin, but we voted for Biden and elected 2 Democrat senators. There’s a lot of republicans here. A lot of them really don’t like Trumpism.

 

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WOW!Geoff Duncan, the former Republican Lt. Governor of Georgia, just released a powerful statement on behalf of the Harris campaign following Trump’s disastrous speech in Atlanta.

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#22013
1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Yeah this for sure happened.

President Trump just made 2 back to back eagles on par 4’s using the same pitching wedge from 140 and 142 yards respectively at Bedminster this morning.He’s a fantastic golfer!

 

 

Yeah, and I made a double condor on that same hole from my couch using my dick as a club.

#22014
36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Oh, I told her a long time ago, we ain’t gonna get those BIG TIME Jesus dollars till we become a husband-wife preacher duo. I could pull off the Baby Billy look…

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If you don't dress up as Baby Billy for Halloween, you have failed us all.

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Yeah, and I made a double condor on that same hole from my couch using my dick as a club.

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#22016
6 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:
WOW!Geoff Duncan, the former Republican Lt. Governor of Georgia, just released a powerful statement on behalf of the Harris campaign following Trump’s disastrous speech in Atlanta.

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The first paragraph is perfect. He has no interest in uniting us or governing for us. He’s so mentally ill that even after a life filled with every advantage he’s absolutely miserable. That’s why the cult loves him. They’re miserable too. It says more about the mental health crisis in this country than anything else.
 

I think that’s why the Kamala energy has gone so crazy. We’re tired of hearing how terrible the country is and how awful those of us outside the cult are. We finally have someone capable of communicating that. 

#22017
1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:
Omg they’re posting AI photos of Trump with Black women like who tf is that 😂

 

"We ditch the hoodrat act."  That seems to imply that most, if not all, black women are hoodrats, acting or not.

#22019
10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

Yeah, and I made a double condor on that same hole from my couch using my dick as a club.

Forrest Tucker just doxxed himself here.

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#22020
16 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:
WOW!Geoff Duncan, the former Republican Lt. Governor of Georgia, just released a powerful statement on behalf of the Harris campaign following Trump’s disastrous speech in Atlanta.

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It’s giving 

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#22021
1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Yeah this for sure happened.

President Trump just made 2 back to back eagles on par 4’s using the same pitching wedge from 140 and 142 yards respectively at Bedminster this morning.He’s a fantastic golfer!

 

Dude, he has that old man dying from cancer look.  
you know, the traditionally fat person on their last leg 

 

#22022
1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Yeah this for sure happened.

President Trump just made 2 back to back eagles on par 4’s using the same pitching wedge from 140 and 142 yards respectively at Bedminster this morning.He’s a fantastic golfer!

 

I would pay an insane amount of money to watch a live golf match between Trump and Kim Jong Un. 
 

No commercials. No breaks from the cameras. No edits. USGA rules. 

#22023
5 minutes ago, MrBig said:

It’s giving 

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I’m happy to have every vote that goes her way but if you’re still calling yourself a republican at this point what exactly do you stand for? It’s Trump’s party. 

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#22024
1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:
If anyone knows this MAGA couple convinced that California allows post-birth killings up to a month after birth, please contact the authorities. They are armed and dangerous with alternative facts. “It’s been awhile”


fucking weirdos 

Seeing this shit makes me incredibly proud of my parents.  Early 70’s, white, dad’s a retired USAF full bird and mom was a nurse/QA/admin type…prime demo to get pulled into this shit.  

Dad tells me all the time about the crazy crap his ‘peers’ in Sun City say…and then proceeds to make fun of them before buzzing away in his electric car.  The Colonel rarely cusses, but will get a serious look (the one I feared as a kid) in his eye before saying ‘they’re all a bunch of complete dumbasses’.  

#22025
🚨 MAGA RALLY 🚨Look at the Trump rally in Georgia. Thanks to Newsmax cameras, no signs of Fox NewsOne thing you can bet is these folks won't be walking out after Trump takes the stage like the people who went to Kamala's rally, who came there to see those rappers, not her

Ignore the idiot- just watch the video.  Watch it closely, even multiple times (I stopped at 8).

Find a black person.  Any black person. I guess the 12-15 black props (Err, I mean people) behind the stage were the only ones who came to show their support?

 

#22026
9 minutes ago, Constant said:

I would pay an insane amount of money to watch a live golf match between Trump and Kim Jong Un. 
 

No commercials. No breaks from the cameras. No edits. USGA rules. 

Shit, ya gotta throw the OG, Kim Jong-Il, into the mix as well. Sure he's probably lost a little bit of his fastball being dead and all, but we're talking about a guy that shot 38 under, including 11 holes-in-one, at the 7,700-yard championship course at Pyongyang in the VERY FIRST golf round of his life.

#22027
3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

They have no money but yet they have enough money to pay Black people to stand behind them for prop use.

They're not paying them.  They promised them they would get paid, but won't actually pay.

#22030
1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Yeah this for sure happened.

President Trump just made 2 back to back eagles on par 4’s using the same pitching wedge from 140 and 142 yards respectively at Bedminster this morning.He’s a fantastic golfer!

 

He’s channeling Michael Jackson with that single glove. 

#22031
3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Twitter said that this fat orange cunt talked shit about Springsteen?   Really?  Oh Boy!

Trump: "Bruce Springsteen. I am not a huge fan. I have a bad trait. I only like people who like me. Does that make sense?"

#22032
4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Twitter said that this fat orange cunt talked shit about Springsteen?   Really?  Oh Boy!

Lol I thought he was making a play for Jersey. That ain’t gonna help 

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#22033
(We raised $310 million in July alone)

 

#22034
Just now, TexasHooch said:

Trump: "Bruce Springsteen. I am not a huge fan. I have a bad trait. I only like people who like me. Does that make sense?"

Kamala's team needs to play that over and over...he only wants to be President for himself, he doesn't give a shit about Americans.

#22037

My hope is, if Kamala gets to the point that it is clear or at least likely that she wins, more republicans (the ones the secretly reject trumpism) come out in support of her, knowing that after the election they won’t face retribution. 
 

it wont be many because they have all been cowards so far. 

#22038
4 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

My hope is, if Kamala gets to the point that it is clear or at least likely that she wins, more republicans (the ones the secretly reject trumpism) come out in support of her, knowing that after the election they won’t face retribution. 
 

it wont be many because they have all been cowards so far. 


They’ll sit at home on Election Day 

 

 

 

How any American can support this fucking traitor is beyond me !!!!

Trump: By the way I would like to congratulate Vladimir Putin for having made yet another great deal. Did you see the deal we made?

 

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#22039
14 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

“oh, you thought charlie strong was a great hire?” Ask @Rimbo how that works. You’re a tech guy, right? “Oh, you thought Craig James’s kid was in the right, did you?” 

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#22040
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

They’ll sit at home on Election Day 

Deal. Running up the popular vote would be nice, but running up the electoral college count is where it’s at. 

#22041

Trump is just getting lazy at this point.  Little Brian Kemp? That’s the best you got?  It’s like Lyin’ Kamala. Break out a new nickname every once in a while.  Trump is not so quiet quitting.

Trump trashes Brian Kemp, the popular GOP governor of Georgia: “He’s a disloyal guy, and he's a very average governor. Little Brian. Little Brian Kemp. Bad guy."When the election is over, we’ll look back and say that today was the day Trump lost Georgia

 

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#22042
2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Yeah this for sure happened.

President Trump just made 2 back to back eagles on par 4’s using the same pitching wedge from 140 and 142 yards respectively at Bedminster this morning.He’s a fantastic golfer!

 

She’s really digging in on this absurdity.  Loomer is seriously regarded.

Nobody has done it except Donald Trump.I know 2 of the members at Bedminster who watched it happen while they were golfing with President Trump. Don’t be jealous! https://t.co/RgUBbRKsYR

 

#22043
30 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:
🚨 MAGA RALLY 🚨Look at the Trump rally in Georgia. Thanks to Newsmax cameras, no signs of Fox NewsOne thing you can bet is these folks won't be walking out after Trump takes the stage like the people who went to Kamala's rally, who came there to see those rappers, not her

Ignore the idiot- just watch the video.  Watch it closely, even multiple times (I stopped at 8).

Find a black person.  Any black person. I guess the 12-15 black props (Err, I mean people) behind the stage were the only ones who came to show their support?

 

Alright.  The exact same clown who posted the video above also posted this:

This is for those of you on the left and in the media who falsely claim that only white people attend Trump Rally'sLook at the crowd behind JD Vance50% of the crowd is Black, Big round of applause 👏 to Newsmax for covering this rally in Atlanta, GeorgiaBLACKS FOR TRUMP 👇

50% of the crowd is black.  Totally organic too.

#22044
12 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Star Trek GIF

Of course I’ve considered it. Not only because i think so highly of myself, but also because of the staggering number of people who keep telling me I need to go fuck myself. 

#22045
10 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Alright.  The exact same clown who posted the video above also posted this:

This is for those of you on the left and in the media who falsely claim that only white people attend Trump Rally'sLook at the crowd behind JD Vance50% of the crowd is Black, Big round of applause 👏 to Newsmax for covering this rally in Atlanta, GeorgiaBLACKS FOR TRUMP 👇

50% of the crowd is black.  Totally organic too.

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#22048
56 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Seeing this shit makes me incredibly proud of my parents.  Early 70’s, white, dad’s a retired USAF full bird and mom was a nurse/QA/admin type…prime demo to get pulled into this shit.  

Dad tells me all the time about the crazy crap his ‘peers’ in Sun City say…and then proceeds to make fun of them before buzzing away in his electric car.  The Colonel rarely cusses, but will get a serious look (the one I feared as a kid) in his eye before saying ‘they’re all a bunch of complete dumbasses’.  

The problem is for every colonel there are about 4 Lt colonels 

#22049
1 minute ago, Slacks said:

checker's

since this is a Trump theme, I just assumed that you were a Popeye's guy.  I seem to recall that you turned black quite a while ago. 

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