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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#24751
14 minutes ago, chainsaw said:
BREAKING: While Kamala Harris has filled up venue after venue, and is holding a packed rally in Arizona tonight, this is Donald Trump’s sad and empty rally in Bozeman Montana. Retweet so all Americans know there is a massive enthusiasm gap between these two candidates.

 


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#24752
2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Fuck that noise. It had Clinton up big in 2016. Get out and vote. 

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Who in this thread thinks otherwise or isn’t going to vote? 

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#24753
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I’ve written and edited a lot of oppo books, and believe you me, it’d have to be slim fucking pickings before “has a stump speech” made it into the top hits

 

 

Yeah, it's a lot easier when you just vomit word salad.  Trump's working with a level of improvisation that would make Jerry Garcia blush.

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#24755

Gabby Giffords is a hero. Fuck our stupid love of assault rifles and our mangled interpretation of the 2nd amendment. 

#24756
56 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Millions of acres of public hunting land here.  Hunting and Fishing is  part of the fabric of the state.  I work in Minneapolis. Deer opener is one of the two non-holiday weeks in which I won't dare schedule a damn thing, because no one will be around.

People here wear camo for the same reason we drive 4x4 trucks- because we fucking use them.  

Same here in PA. I remember being surprised when I found out schools everywhere didn’t give kids the first day of deer season off because so many people would be out. 

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#24758
Rapper Lil Pump to perform Joe Biden diss track at upcoming Trump rally.Follow: @AFpost

 

 

White women in the suburbs of Dallas, Detroit, Milwaukee, Philly, Phoenix, and Vegas:

 

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#24760
3 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Rapper Lil Pump to perform Joe Biden diss track at upcoming Trump rally.Follow: @AFpost

 

 

“On November 2, 2020 Trump brought Pump out to speak at his rally in Michigan, mistakenly calling him "Little Pimp". Despite this endorsement, it was later revealed that Garcia was not a registered voter. It was revealed that Garcia deleted a tweet he wrote in 2016 saying "FUCK DONALD TRUMP" after it went viral on Twitter.”

#24761
4 hours ago, chainsaw said:

I'm waiting to see Kamala's platform. Last week she hired a team that includes a policy advisor. She's been smart so far, but this is something that can be easily fucked up if she plays it wrong.

This shit pisses me off.  Kamala has to be perfect, but Trump can just rattle off incoherent drivel.  Are you really suggesting that you would rather have a 2nd Trump presidency if Kamala's "platform" isn't 100% to your liking?  I get that it's an asymmetrical battlefield but come the fuck on.

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:
Panic.

Just using the tweet above for the screenshot from Trump's PC yesterday. In all seriousness, I noticed he really looked different yesterday. More gaunt in the face, clear panic/paranoia in his eyes, his hair is looking a lot thinner/worse. Maybe it was just a bad day, but it looks like there's actually something going on. He probably has PTSD from getting shot at and everyone in his camp, including Trump, is ignoring it. 

 

Sure, they're blaming it on "mechanical issues", but I'm pretty sure the plane went back to Billings because they forgot his orange make-up kit.

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It also says Trump still owes the city for his last visit.

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#24763
6 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Rapper Lil Pump to perform Joe Biden diss track at upcoming Trump rally.Follow: @AFpost

Sir, you are aware that Biden is no longer running for President, correct?

#24765
15 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Hahahahha

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Willie Brown on CNN right now says Trump is full of shit. Never been in a helo with Trump. 

#24767
49 minutes ago, chainsaw said:
BREAKING: While Kamala Harris has filled up venue after venue, and is holding a packed rally in Arizona tonight, this is Donald Trump’s sad and empty rally in Bozeman Montana. Retweet so all Americans know there is a massive enthusiasm gap between these two candidates.

 

now we know why his plane had 'mechanical issues'.

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#24769
10 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Yeah, it's a lot easier when you just vomit word salad.  Trump's working with a level of improvisation that would make Jerry Garcia blush.

Counselor Dude. When Jerry’s in red, there’s trouble ahead. Perhaps you can spend your Garcia thought time meditating on Dylan’s takes on Garcia.

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To me he wasn’t only a musician and friend, he was more like a big brother who taught and showed me more than he’ll ever know. There are a lot of spaces and advances between the Carter family, Buddy Holly and, say, Ornette Coleman, a lot of universes, but he filled them all without being a member of any school. His playing was moody, awesome, sophisticated, hypnotic and subtle. THERE’S NO WAY to convey the loss. It just digs down really deep.”


So, enough with invoking a blushing Garcia.

 

 

 

 

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#24772

Walz is amazing! Inject it into my veins.

 

Chants of USA from the very large crowd at the Harris Walz rally

 

#24773
4 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

"We will tamp down the protests, request that the encampments not start again, leave the DNC alone, and allow you to straddle the fence publicly on this issue as long as you continue to meet with us on the side and commit to XXXX after the election.  If these commitments are not made at that time, we will make the beginning of your presidency a living hell" would be an appropriate use of leverage, one that maximizes the odds of her election, and still gives the group legitimate power.

This isn't hard... unless the goal is to protest rather than actually make change.

They have zero leverage even today.  Option one, Trump wins; we all know what happens.  Option two, Harris wins without the dipshits.  Why would she give one flying fuck what they demand at that point?  Either way, the dipshits lose.  It is basically FAFO on the grandest scale.

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#24774
1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Imagine how Barron is going to turn out. 

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#24775

What was the Trump rally years ago, where a bunch of kids snatched up all the tickets and didn't go?  They closed that loop right?

It's just anecdotal, but I'm seeing quite a few tweets like this today:

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#24776

So more protests at the Arizona rally. 

This is making me angry. 

Why aren’t the protesting at trunp’s shit? She’s addressed it—what the fuck else do you want? Do you want her to go over there right now or text them and tell them to stop? 

#24777
3 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds.

Oh good, Chainsaw’s tag team partner has discovered the thread.   Sure we’ll all enjoy her single issue irrational and incapable ability to have a conversation in reality. 
 

The question to me, is, is she doesn’t identify as a liberal and believes them to be fascists, then how does she identify?

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#24778

 

 

VP: Which includes respecting the voices that I think that we are hearing from. Let me just say this on topic of what I think I am hearing over there. Let me say, I have been clear -- now is the time to get a cease-fire deal and get the deal done.

 

#24779

Oh wow, the USA chant has actual meaning again?

and not a bunch of fucking fascists chanting it?

#24780
4 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

 

 

VP: Which includes respecting the voices that I think that we are hearing from. Let me just say this on topic of what I think I am hearing over there. Let me say, I have been clear -- now is the time to get a cease-fire deal and get the deal done.

 

Nailed it

 

#24781
1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Joey Joe Jones? That’s the worst name I ever heard.

I went to elementary school with a kid named Green Green.  Because we were six, no one bothered to ask if his middle name was also Green.  That would have been pretty cool.

#24782
What was the Trump rally years ago, where a bunch of kids snatched up all the tickets and didn't go?  They closed that loop right?
It's just anecdotal, but I'm seeing quite a few tweets like this today:
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Holy shit! Did they nuke another one of his rallies?!? Is that why he pulled out?
#24783
50 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Sir, you are aware that Biden is no longer running for President, correct?

Don't tell them, let them roll with what they got.

#24787
1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Still won't be enough for them. 

I think it's a way WAY better response than what happened in Michigan. But the voting bloc is going to care more about the official platform.

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#24791

I really can't believe that after the thousand absurd, unhinged & even downright dangerous lies Trump has told over the past 8 years the one that is finally being called out by even the orange mushroom sucking media outlets is a run of the mill lie (for him) involving a helicopter ride with Willie Brown.

#24792
2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I really can't believe that after the thousand absurd, unhinged & even downright dangerous lies Trump has told over the past 8 years the one that is finally being called out by even the orange mushroom sucking media outlets is a run of the mill lie (for him) involving a helicopter ride with Willie Brown.

I want to hear Trump's 'Nam stories.

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#24794
11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Still won't be enough for them. 

The fact that these people don't realize they can't have their cake and eat it too is the exact reason all these dems through the years have been losers. Do you know what compromise is? No? Ok, you get crippling dept, zero worker protections, school shootings, unchecked regulations benefiting billionaires & corporations, oh and authoritarianism that threatens to wipe your dumbasses off the map. Well played idiots. This is 100% why I feel like shit voting for anything resembling this side. I fucking hate these idiots ALMOST as much as I hate maga. What the fuck is wrong with people. Everyone on one side is fucking trying. There are a shitload of interests trying to align against facists fucks. Can you just take the small victory of survival and be happy? 

#24795
1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

I want to hear Trump's 'Nam stories.

You want to hear about Trump's golfing days in 'Nam?  

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#24797
26 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

But the voting bloc is going to care more about the official platform.

Why?  Have they not read Project 2025?

If they have, why isn't that a bigger deal for them than anything Kamala could propose?  Like, really, how fucked up would Kamala's platform have to be to be worse than Trump's?

I mean, she could literally say "I'm just gonna snort cocaine in the Oval Office for 4 years", and that would still be far better for the country than a 2nd Trump Presidency.

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#24798
9 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

The fact that these people don't realize they can't have their cake and eat it too is the exact reason all these dems through the years have been losers. Do you know what compromise is? No? Ok, you get crippling dept, zero worker protections, school shootings, unchecked regulations benefiting billionaires & corporations, oh and authoritarianism that threatens to wipe your dumbasses off the map. Well played idiots. This is 100% why I feel like shit voting for anything resembling this side. I fucking hate these idiots ALMOST as much as I hate maga. What the fuck is wrong with people. Everyone on one side is fucking trying. There are a shitload of interests trying to align against facists fucks. Can you just take the small victory of survival and be happy? 

This, this is beautiful. 

#24800
2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Why?  Have they not read Project 2025?

If they have, why isn't that a bigger deal to them than anything Kamala could propose?  Like, really, how fucked up would Kamala's platform have to be to be worse than Trump's?

Because they're dumbfucks

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