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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Goddamn how can people vote for this shitstain

Because they agree 

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On 4/1/2024 at 9:23 PM, Rimbo said:

And you KNOW Biden is going to be blasting that to every retiree in every state, battleground or not.

Remember, the magats earned their social security and theirs will be protected, it's only going to take from the lazy welfare queens (i.e., Blacks). Most of them literally believe that to be true.

9 minutes ago, dcbc said:

 

Breaking Bad did it better.  If we could just get Dark Brandon's face superimposed over the Walter White stand-in in the video, we'd be onto something.

 

 

do not insult Los Cuates de Sinaloa 

5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

do not insult Los Cuates de Sinaloa 

I insulted no one but Trump.  LCdS are amazing.

13 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I insulted no one but Trump.  LCdS are amazing.

A badass corrido about Dark Brandon would turn the tide of this whole election. Somebody needs to recruit Los Tigres del Norte and get them only this.

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Eh. If this election hinges on that single EV then we are fucked anyhow. 

Billy Graham rolling over in Hell. 

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

 

And Maine should then respond in kind. 

48 if Nebraska passes the law?  And then forgets to add "to" before "better reflect the founders' intent"  How many fucking mistakes can a press secretary make in one paragraph?  It's like drunk surly posting.  

If you had told me yesterday that our democracy may hinge on Omaha, I'd have thought you insane.  But here we are...

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

48 if Nebraska passes the law?  And then forgets to add "to" before "better reflect the founders' intent"  How many fucking mistakes can a press secretary make in one paragraph?  It's like drunk surly posting.  

If you had told me yesterday that our democracy may hinge on Omaha, I'd have thought you insane.  But here we are...

The N is for nowledge after all

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The N is for nowledge after all

Or as @Brisketexan likes to say, Now Ledge. 

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Eh. If this election hinges on that single EV then we are fucked anyhow. 

Um yeah, I don’t see how that is Biden’s “easiest” path to victory. More like a last resort.

csb/ When Todd Phillips was shooting a few scenes for "Road Trip" here in Austin like 25 years ago.  They didn't actually do any 'scenes' here, just B-roll shit or whatever you call if.    He was at a restaurant an old friend of mine worked at.  Can't remember the details but we had either just played Nebraska or were about to play them.  So somebody cracks wise about the "N" on the Huskers Helmet stands for "Knowledge." and Todd cracks up.  Years later, he used the same joke in "The Hangover" when Zach G. as Alan says, "K...as in Knife."  Which is accurate, but no sane person would ever verbally use "Knife" to describe a K word.  And therein lies the joke. 

Speaking of jokes, haven't heard much from Eric this week about his father's sagas.  Maybe Lara, new head of the RNC, can chime in.  Religious Knutjob Cult.  

It’s hard enough to understand what he’s talking about normally, but these 10 second snippets are impossible.

4 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

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6 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Ok so... I knew he was SAYING Obama, but now... does he really not understand?

Politics is not politics without some decent rat fucking leading up to the election. There should be some massive X and other social media posts about Trump taking a 23 and me test to find out that he’s 1/16 black.

I do not think that will give him black votes, but I can think of a demographic who won’t like that. 

HE

IS

FUCKING

MENTALLY

UNWELL

 

Fucking cover it, you dumb fuck media.  

Nebraska State Senator

 

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Nebraska State Senator

 

I don't think there's a human on the planet who wants Biden to lose more than that ettergermentum guy.

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I don't think there's a human on the planet who wants Biden to lose more than that ettergermentum guy.

Donald Trump. 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Donald Trump. 

It's a tight race between the two of them, I'll tell you that.

7 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I don't think there's a human on the planet who wants Biden to lose more than that ettergermentum guy.

Also I really really really hope they continue to put so much stock in the Nevada polls.

THE GOP IS NOT GOING TO WIN NEVADA.  THEY NEVER WIN NEVADA.

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Billy Graham rolling over in Hell. 

Personally, I have my doubts, he'd fit right in with the MAGA grift crowd.  

7 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Goddamn how can people vote for this shitstain

I'm more impressed that Newsmax of all places is calling him out.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Donald Trump. 

Donald Trump pondering losing the election enabling him to maximize the grift....

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Donald Trump pondering losing the election enabling him to maximize the grift....

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If he loses he knows he’s going to jail though. 

49 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If he loses he knows he’s going to jail though. 

 One of the things I am most looking forward to when Trump loses and is finally jailed, is that dumb son one and dumb son two will try to carry on the family business.   It won’t work, and there is no way that both of them are not going to jail for some kind of Uber stupid, criminal act.    They are too stupid to know that the only way to go through life is to think “what would Trump do?” - and do the opposite. 

55 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If he loses he knows he’s going to jail though. 

True, though counterpoint is plenty of mob bosses have continued to run their money-making empire from a cell.  

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Anybody taking voting advice from Franklin Graham wasn't gonna vote Biden anyway.

8 hours ago, Js1 said:

And Maine should then respond in kind. 

This is the correct answer.

6 hours ago, Underdog said:

Any relation to Mike Hint? 

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt??

Damn, Karl Rove going hard in the paint, call the J6ers thugs and saying "Every one of those sons of bitches who did that, we ought to find them, try them, and send them to jail."  

 

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt??

He used to get overhead paged at Parkdale Mall quite a bit in the mid 80s

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So basically every single poll has Biden ahead now, weird how polls are no longer in the news.

13 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

So basically every single poll has Biden ahead now, weird how polls are no longer in the news.

Look! Over There! MIGRANT CARAVAN

17 hours ago, Js1 said:

Nebraska State Senator

 

I knew Nebraska was unique in that it had a unicameral legislature.

I just assumed they referred to those in it as ‘Representative’ 

I was today years old when I learned that those who serve in it are called ‘Senator’.

That is all.

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Karl Rove can suck it.  We're in this mess because of people like him.

16 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

So basically every single poll has Biden ahead now, weird how polls are no longer in the news.

what polls are you talking about?

Yesterday: 

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Another Poll Shows Biden Trailing in Key States

The findings from the Wall Street Journal’s poll of seven battleground states echo other recent surveys.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/03/us/politics/trump-biden-wsj-poll.html?searchResultPosition=1

 

17 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

So basically every single poll has Biden ahead now, weird how polls are no longer in the news.

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Trump just called immigrants "animals." His numbers will go up.

10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Damn, Karl Rove going hard in the paint, call the J6ers thugs and saying "Every one of those sons of bitches who did that, we ought to find them, try them, and send them to jail."  

 

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40 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

So basically every single poll has Biden ahead now, weird how polls are no longer in the news.

https://www.wsj.com/politics/elections/trump-biden-poll-swing-states-ad594acb?st=s6hon8cd9njc5f6&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

And there’s 2 more national polls showing Biden ahead and a PA poll showing him ahead. But those don’t get play

By TEN fucking points.

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