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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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20 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

Where the fuck is my watch?  /Butch

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On 4/7/2024 at 4:59 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

I don't get the idea of forcing the election to the House as being a viable strategy. A third party candidate would have to actually win some states to prevent the R or D from getting a majority of electors. There is a zero chance of that happening. What am I missing? 

3 minutes ago, Horndog said:

I don't get the idea of forcing the election to the House as being a viable strategy. A third party candidate would have to actually win some states to prevent the R or D from getting a majority of electors. There is a zero chance of that happening. What am I missing? 

The grift 

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1 hour ago, Earl Haffler said:

 

 

Hmm. It seems Earl, here, is a veritable piece of shit. @YGIFS I seem to recall you always wondering why the nutcases on Surly haven't identified themselves. Well, we have one.

Let's see what else that account has to say.

 

AGAINST AID FOR UKRAINE. HANGS WITH TRAITOR FLYNN. DEPORT IMMIGRANTS TO A WAR ZONE.

 

FEIGNS WHITE HETEROSEXUAL VICTIMIZATION. 

 

TELLS ISLAMOPHOBIC BULLSHIT LIES.

 

ELECTION CONSPIRACIST.

 

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The right wing online world is a fucked up place. 

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So, uh, yeah, what was about it about rednecks again?

 

Oh, yeah, this.

 

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😂😂😂😂

 

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

 

I like this news, but we can't get too overconfident or allow Biden to rest on his laurels because there's a whole ecosystem of dark money groups that will be active in each of these states and completely unaccountable. Plenty of ratfucking can happen without schmucks on the official campaign payroll.

It’s ok, ma and pa smith from deer coochie, Mississippi will forgo their diabetes meds for a few months to donate their last $100 to him to save America. And then expect us to pay for their feet amputations with socialized medicine money. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

The right wing online world is a fucked up place. 

Check The Antisocial Network: Memes to Mayhem. on Netflix.

It takes a while to get out the Trump stuff.

On 4/8/2024 at 3:43 PM, HenryJames said:

 

I just saw that in NJ.  

Dark Brandon has sounded deguello for Republicans.

 

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On 4/8/2024 at 5:19 PM, atomheartbevo said:

The main risk for RFK Jr is that somebody will call up Sirhan Sirhan and tell him that RFK Jr has been fucking Jodie Foster.

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John Hinkley Jr

also, the board did recommend parole for sirhan sirhan, but newsome worked to have that undone.  ruined his opportunity for a johnny vander meer-like record.

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Buy up massive air time ….

 

My god, look at those poor hostages. Can you believe some of them are in jail now?

On 4/5/2024 at 1:11 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what that tells me is people are aware of their local situation but know fuck all about other states or the country as a whole

 

tells me that people are fucking stupid. 

 

 

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

tells me that people are fucking stupid. 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Trump is winning the yoot vote by 29%

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11 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

For the Polls Are AIDS group, Trump is winning the yoot vote by 29%
 

 

 

And Biden winning 65+ by 19.

At what point do evangelicals no show for the orange dumb ass ?

 

Never. Meanwhile, the dems are shedding voters because Biden hasn't produced peace in the Middle East yet.

 

49 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

For the Polls Are AIDS group, Trump is winning the yoot vote by 29%
 

 

 

Channel 5, the newsroom that commissioned this poll, is the worst local news in the Twin Cities, and has been for some time. 

Trump winning U34s 54-29? I want a dose of whatever drugs this pollster is smoking.

The MNGOP, or rather what's left of it, was crowing about this. All you need to know about them is that their main financier during the 2010s is currently serving 21 years in the federal joint for sex trafficking.

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10 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Problem for Dems in Texas: Most 18-year-olds are not registered. This is a design feature.

https://www.texastribune.org/2024/04/10/texas-high-school-voter-registration/


 

I wonder how many Texans, especially young ones and transplants, know that the deadline to register is like a month before the election?  I missed out in 96 because I didn’t inquire about registration until my birthday in mid October, and it was past the deadline. 
 

of course knowing Texas, I probably wouldn’t be allowed to register at 17 for an election that would take place after I turned 18. 

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And Biden winning 65+ by 19.

So he's crushing with the people who actually vote.

If you believe the polls.

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5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I wonder how many Texans, especially young ones and transplants, know that the deadline to register is like a month before the election?  I missed out in 96 because I didn’t inquire about registration until my birthday in mid October, and it was past the deadline. 
 

of course knowing Texas, I probably wouldn’t be allowed to register at 17 for an election that would take place after I turned 18. 

Actually, you can do this in Texas.   They just don't advertise it.  Same lack of advertising that people who committed crimes but have completed their sentences and gone 'off paper' can vote as well.  

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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the gap will close but it will hardly "even out" as Biden et al have likely already bought the best slots and his legal bills are cleaning out any and all donations that could be used for ad buys.

21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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lol @ $0 for President. Followed very closely by a hearty chuckle at $348k for the House. 

Q-PAC has Biden down 2 in NC (just like 2020), but luckily has Stein up 8 on Robinson

Still maintain that 2024 is just going to be 2020 redux 

Either Trump gets blown out or the generally accepted idea of a national campaign infrastructure is completely and permanently overhauled.

2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Either Trump gets blown out or the generally accepted idea of a national campaign infrastructure is completely and permanently overhauled.

Would be fascinating if not for the stakes.

Hailey will bend the knee too. 

10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

This needs to be an AZ ad …

 

For Republicans the only bad thing he did was marry a Mexican.

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19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

For Republicans the only bad thing he did was marry a Mexican.

They didn’t know what to think of her, until she sang “Feliz Navidad.”

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2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Hailey will bend the knee too. 

I don’t know, she knows she’s gonna get the nod in 2028.

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