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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#27351
4 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Why was John Edwards so popular? Before my time... Looks like he's out of politics now.

I thought he was super likeable until we found out about his fucking around on his cancer-stricken wife.

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#27352

He cheated on his wife while she was dying of cancer.  Said affair resulted in a child, who he refused to claim as his.

#27353
1 hour ago, The Royal We said:

Do you even Epstein Island bro?

No, and neither does Bill.

There’s no evidence Clinton ever visited the island. As a former president, he travels with a Secret Service detail and there would be a paper trail. None exists. 

#27354
54 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

It’s a nothingburger as policy. As a political matter it seems like a breakeven. 

I'm surprised by your seemingly contrarian take. Do you seriously think they didn't already heavily focus group the possibility of using it for the next 2.5 months as a political message for dealing with inflation., esp compared to whatever drumpf is offering?

As for policy, the devil is in the details, so it seems more than a bit early to judge.

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#27355
9 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He cheated on his wife while she was dying of cancer.  Said affair resulted in a child, who he refused to claim as his.

That's it?   Such a quaint time that was...when getting caught fuckin around on your wife resulted in political consequences.  

#27357
Just now, Horn Dog said:

That's it?   Such a quaint time that was...when getting caught fuckin around on your wife resulted in political consequences.  

Dotard chuckles at that scandal. 

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#27358
Just now, Horn Dog said:

That's it?   Such a quaint time that was...when getting caught fuckin around on your wife resulted in political consequences.  

A poorly timed yell once ended someone's Presidential bid.  It boggles the mind.

#27359
4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

A poorly timed yell once ended someone's Presidential bid.  It boggles the mind.

The yell that was heard around the world. 

#27361
Just now, Jive Turkey said:

 he also liked to get really expensive haircuts.  that didn't sit well with folks.  although MAGA celebrates Trump's lavish spending.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cost-of-edwards-haircut-hits-1250/

I cant imagine the annual upkeep on whatever the fuck it is Trump's got going on top of that dome of his. It probably exceeds my annual expenses. 

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#27362

Trump’s gonna engage the press in a game of Supermarket Sweep or The Price is Right’s Hi-Lo.

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#27363
33 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He cheated on his wife while she was dying of cancer.  Said affair resulted in a child, who he refused to claim as his.

So, basically the (D) version of Newt Gingrich?

#27366
2 hours ago, The Dog said:
“No sane person would campaign the way Donald Trump is campaigning.” Frank Luntz thinks Trump may be trying to purposely lose the election. (Video: MSNBC)

 

 

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

which is why DJT stock is up....checks notes, excuse me down 31% since Biden stepped aside and Kamala stepped up. 

If we were talking about anyone but Trump I might think the brilliant bastard shorted his own social media company.

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#27367

Trump is absolutely gonna pull a Lucille Bluth.  dude has no idea what food costs.  he thinks you need an ID to buy groceries.

Lucille Bluth Banana GIF

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#27368
29 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

That's it?   Such a quaint time that was...when getting caught fuckin around on your wife resulted in political consequences.  

It still does for Democrats. Isn’t that great?  

#27369
7 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Trump’s gonna engage the press in a game of Supermarket Sweep or The Price is Right’s Hi-Lo.

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never has this video been more appropriate

 


damnit. @Jive Turkey beat me to it. 

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#27370
9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Trump’s gonna engage the press in a game of Supermarket Sweep or The Price is Right’s Hi-Lo.

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So inflation, got it, looks like a middle school project. He better come out like this:

a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech with the words too damn high above him

#27372
A box of Froot Loops behind Trump’s podium today. Appropriate.

 

#27373

 

Could you imagine Trump and Vance sitting down and just having a normal conversation about music, food, etc?

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#27375

I didn't see this quote by Walz last night in this thread. The Anti-Tommy Tuberville.

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#27376
57 minutes ago, Post Oak said:
Biden: Let me tell you what our project 2025 is, beat the hell out of them.

 

Gloves are off baby!

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#27378

I heard that with all that food Trump is going to debut a Gallagher type routine in order to appeal to younger voters. 

#27379
6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I didn't see this quote by Walz last night in this thread. The Anti-Tommy Tuberville.

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I'm not suggesting that an actual debate should happen, because fuck legitimizing that shitstain Tuberville, but a debate between those two would be immensely entertaining. 

#27382

According to Trump, because of Kamala you're allowed to rob a store so long as it wasn't more than $950. He said "you have thieves going into stores with calculators calculating how much it is. If it's less than $950 they can rob it and not get charged. That was her."

#27383
Just now, C-Man said:

According to Trump, because of Kamala you're allowed to rob a store so long as it wasn't more than $950. He said "you have thieves going into stores with calculators calculating how much it is. If it's less than $950 they can rob it and not get charged. That was her."

Those are some amazingly conscientious thieves. 

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#27386

The HORROR!!!

Trump: You're all going to be thrown into a communist system. You will be thrown into a system where everybody gets health care.
Trump: Virtually 100% of the net job creation in the last year has gone to migrants In fact I've heard substantially more and actually beyond that number 100%. It’s a much higher number than that but the government has not caught up with that yet.

 

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#27388
BREAKING: Donald Trump just predicted that Kamala Harris will cause a 1929 style stock market crash if elected. This is ironic given Kamala Harris is the VP and you can clearly see the stock ticker rising as Trump speaks. Retweet so all Americans see this.pic.twitter.com/QFpLl6HYPA

 

#27389
22 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
A box of Froot Loops behind Trump’s podium today. Appropriate.

 

Billie Jean King Wheaties instead of Caitlin Jenner?

#27390
6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is he blathering nonsense right now?

As opposed to?

#27391

Again, for some of us... seeing that Trump bag just prompts an image of the Soviet flag. Red Dawn. Bad. Evil. Scum. This evil motherfucker needs to die. Whew that word association got away from me. 

#27392
44 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Trump’s gonna engage the press in a game of Supermarket Sweep or The Price is Right’s Hi-Lo.

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FUCKING PROPS????!!!

Way to go authoritarian Abraham Lincoln Gallagher!

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#27393
10 minutes ago, The Dog said:
BREAKING: Donald Trump just predicted that Kamala Harris will cause a 1929 style stock market crash if elected. This is ironic given Kamala Harris is the VP and you can clearly see the stock ticker rising as Trump speaks. Retweet so all Americans see this.pic.twitter.com/QFpLl6HYPA

 

Fox News removed the ticker. Bwahahahaha

Fox has removed the stock ticker that was displaying at 500+ point gain on the Dow as the Trump’s speech crosses into The Five

 

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#27396
1 minute ago, Chopper said:

Harris-Walz just opened a new shop

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If they release an official Stanley, it's all over. 

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