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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#28001
12 hours ago, The Dog said:

Q: Why did Trump denigrate the Medal of Honor by saying it goes to ‘soldiers’ in ‘very bad shape’ instead of ‘healthy, beautiful’ people? Trump advisor: Well... Q: Corey, I just wanna be clear, you're doubling down on Trump saying the Medal of Freedom is better than the Medal of Honor? Trump advisor: People who aren't in the military deserve to be recognized as well

More than 10% of Trump's awards went to professional golfers.

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#28002
2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

According to CNN, in Pennsylvania men favor Trump by 15%!!!!!

Women favor Kamala by 17%.

Black women are gonna have to save this country again from the orange turd.

Shapiro needs to get out there on the campaign trail. I was assured that he would deliver PA to Harris/Walz. 

#28003

 

Scathing statement by @VFWHQ admonishing Trump: “These asinine comments not only diminish the significance of our nation’s highest award for valor, but also crassly characterizes the sacrifices of those who have risked their lives above and beyond the call of duty.”

 

#28004
8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I think a lot of people just accepted/ignoring the McCain stuff as politics and McCain didn't like him.  Doesn't make it right, but maybe some felt McCain was a big boy who could defend himself.

This is getting some attention - it's making waves in the news media, and I've seen some MAGA types who are not happy with it, and vet groups have noticed it.  Trump's campaign claiming that it was because of her philanthropy and medical work is falling on deaf ears for some, who are looking at the amount of money she and her husband donated toward Trump or to help him.

It was pretty fucking despicable: 

You can't really spin those, no matter how hard his people try.

Eh, sounds like a few old white vets might grumble a bit pulling the lever for him because the other lady is a communist and recently became Black. A bunch more will still do so gleefully. It’s a serious mental illness at this point.

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#28006
43 minutes ago, Slacks said:

So last night, I learned that a political group based in Arizona is moving people from other locates into at least one hotel in Arizona, with the intent of having those people vote as Arizona residents .

My source says TPUSA (HQ in Phoenix) is paying the bill.

Allegedly and whatnot.

3-putt’d 

#28007
32 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Thanks for that well-sourced and totally reliable-sounding report. We’ll take it under due consideration.

NEXT!

The source is legit. My delivery is intentionally vague.

#28009
4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

The source is legit. My delivery is intentionally vague.

My sources:

Spoiler

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#28011
8 minutes ago, Slacks said:

The source is legit. My delivery is intentionally vague.

So your source has uncovered a viable (?) plan for people to illegally vote in swing state location in numbers that will presumably swing the election. And you choose to be intentionally vague, rather than reporting this information to officials. 

OK. Cool. Hook 'em.

#28012
3 minutes ago, Slacks said:

The source is legit. My delivery is intentionally vague.

Do the math. 
 

Biden won by roughly 10k votes in 2020

 

For argument’s sake say 20k new voters would give you a 50% or better chance of winning the state 

they have to establish legal residency and register to vote by October 7 which may be problematic if it’s a hotel

 

Residency rules

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4. A person does not gain a residence in any county into which he comes for merely temporary purposes, without the intention of making that county his home


Housing and feeding 20k magats looking to vote without committing easily provable voter fraud is going to cost several million dollars 

#28013
1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


This right here.

Going to go back to Rick Wilson again. It's about cracking off pieces of the bloc at a time. This MoH outrage pissed off the VFW. It's a new blow from the hammer. Lincoln Project will have an ad on this and run it where it's going to be heard by the target audience.

#28014
7 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So your source has uncovered a viable (?) plan for people to illegally vote in swing state location in numbers that will presumably swing the election. And you choose to be intentionally vague, rather than reporting this information to officials. 

OK. Cool. Hook 'em.

 

3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Do the math. 
 

Biden won by roughly 10k votes in 2020

 

For argument’s sake say 20k new voters would give you a 50% or better chance of winning the state 

they have to establish legal residency and register to vote by October 7 which may be problematic if it’s a hotel

 

Residency rules


Housing and feeding 20k magats looking to vote without committing easily provable voter fraud is going to cost several million dollars 

My source didn't say he thought the people were smart or that it would work.

And yes, several million dollars were collected.

#28015
1 minute ago, Slacks said:

 

My source didn't say he thought the people were smart or that it would work.

And yes, several million dollars were collected.

Several in like 50?

#28016
1 hour ago, Slacks said:

So last night, I learned that a political group based in Arizona is moving people from other locates into at least one hotel in Arizona, with the intent of having those people vote as Arizona residents .

My source says TPUSA (HQ in Phoenix) is paying the bill.

Allegedly and whatnot.

Is the idea that they get caught, and then claim rigged election? Otherwise…lots of holes in that plan. 

#28020
31 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lots of Tim Dunn billionaires in this world, sadly. 

I've often thought that the name of his O&G company (CrownQuest) was just less than subtle signaling at his ultimate goal.

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#28021

 

“We’re going to be friendly to Iran” Trump says AFTER saying he was told Iran hacked him. Allow me to translate: Trump is scared shitless Iran has something on him AND has changed his position to be soft on them. That my friends is a man who is compromised. https://t.co/05EYdCAfTL

 

 

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#28022
On 8/15/2024 at 7:33 PM, Chopper said:

 

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Someone tell Cory how commas work:

Have sofa, fuck sofa! 

Fuck you too,  buddy

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#28024
VP Favorability among Independentsvia the latest NYT/Siena pollJD VanceArizona: 28-60% (-22%)North Carolina: 30-49% (-19%)Georgia: 35-46% (-11%)Nevada: 34-43% (-9%)Tim WalzArizona: 51-26% (+25%)North Carolina: 44-30% (+14)Georgia: 38-37% (+1)Nevada: 40-32% (+8)

 

#28025
17 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

“We’re going to be friendly to Iran” Trump says AFTER saying he was told Iran hacked him. Allow me to translate: Trump is scared shitless Iran has something on him AND has changed his position to be soft on them. That my friends is a man who is compromised. https://t.co/05EYdCAfTL

 

 

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verbal diarrhea 

 

 

#28026

 

Update: All 15 of the 15 Minnesota school districts I reached today say they don’t provide tampons in boys’ bathrooms. There’s a broad consensus that, contrary to claims from Trump and others, the law signed by Walz doesn’t require tampons there. Story: https://t.co/6fj2X1HcCg

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Communism!

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#28027

Shit my grandmother hated those programs and thought Tennessee still got free electricity because of the tva.  Maybe they did/do but it doesn’t sound right.  

#28028
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lots of Tim Dunn billionaires in this world, sadly. 

You can’t hide that kind of money. Everyone involved goes to prison

 

This sounds exactly what a wingnut maga would concoct with Soros as the money man

#28029
34 minutes ago, SKJ said:

Fuck you too,  buddy

I’m not, your buddy guy.

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#28030
22 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

You can’t hide that kind of money. Everyone involved goes to prison

 

This sounds exactly what a wingnut maga would concoct with Soros as the money man

To be clear, I read your posts as they collected 50 whole dollars, as a joke, not actually 50 million. That being said I could totally see some dumbo with money saying “sure, let’s put some dudes up in Arizona to prove fraudulent voting is real” and stroke a big check. And I could also see them going to jail. 

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#28033
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Is the idea that they get caught, and then claim rigged election? Otherwise…lots of holes in that plan. 

It's a terrible idea. I can't imagine it's going to work. But the rooms are booked.

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#28038
13 hours ago, Chopper said:

 

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There's a name this band contest. I think Depeche Choad is, so far, the winner.

 

Icy Hot Cuntaz

 

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#28039
10 minutes ago, safe sex said:

That was apparently an ad from 2016?

Okay, wow, I had no idea. That said, it's still as relevant today as it was then. It's astonishing, depressing, and sadly predictable that assholes keep voting for him.

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#28040
2 hours ago, Slacks said:

 

My source didn't say he thought the people were smart or that it would work.

And yes, several million dollars were collected.

Did your source aay how to sign someone up for this?  I got a MIL in need moved out of state

#28042
3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
I don’t think you should launch ad hominem attacks on any ethnic group but it takes a generational political anti-talent to come for the Irish at a police association https://t.co/AxmQv2Lt4C

 

 

I think he's saying we should deport Daniel Day-Lewis?

Which still probably wouldn't be the dumbest thing he's said this week.

#28043

The Medal of Honor disrespect will finally bury this fucking asshole. 

He just shitted on millions of “military/conservatives”, which I would venture to say is a big percentage of his supporting base. Those people know how sacred that honor is. Those people will stay home, they won’t vote Harris but they’re absolutely staying home.

Peace out Dotard, have fun defending yourself from going to federal prison. I’m calling it now, Dotard flees to Russia and seeks political asylum. He’ll have a microphone from the Kremlin and become their biggest asset. That bastard will hole up in Russia, that is until, the Ukrainians take over that shit hole country, lol (ok this last part is fantasy, ha!).

#28044
13 hours ago, Chopper said:

 

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The  40yr old next to shorty has to be a narc right?

#28046
4 minutes ago, texas08 said:

The Medal of Honor disrespect will finally bury this fucking asshole. 

 

No it won't 

#28048

Veterans are already defending him. Saying he just misspoke. It's a cult.

 

Flashback to MAGA hero Richard Nixon implementing a price and wage freeze to combat price gouging and inflation.Take your #CommieKamala narrative and shove it, MAGA.🍿

 

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#28050
30 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Veterans are already defending him. Saying he just misspoke. It's a cult.

 

Flashback to MAGA hero Richard Nixon implementing a price and wage freeze to combat price gouging and inflation.Take your #CommieKamala narrative and shove it, MAGA.🍿

 

Not all of or even most of us. 
 
He fucking sucks 

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