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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#28351

I judge people by how dogs react to them 100% of the time. If a dog doesn't like your energy you're sus. That's good energy.

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#28352
16 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

I judge people by how dogs react to them 100% of the time. If a dog doesn't like your energy you're sus. That's good energy.

Hard to make this a differential selling point since dog might also be attracted to the shit in Trump's diaper and squirrel like creature thing on his head.

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#28353
Black Men Vote PAC plans to spend millions of dollars on Black radio spots, door-to-door canvassing, and voter registration to target Black men in Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania. The group is focused on Detroit, Milwaukee and Philadelphia.https://t.co/ptmcQHB4Xs

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#28356

We had to say goodbye to our yellow lab two weeks ago. This page is making me feel, well, a lot of things. But #1 is we need a dog lover in the White House instead someone who makes "dog" an insult. I mean, I have a long list of why Trump shouldn't be president, but that might be in the top ten of my reasons.

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#28357
Three former and current presidents and at least one future one. Who would you add?

Yeah, that’s cool and all but do they got Kid Rock or Hulk Hogan? Mike Lindell?
#28360

Bill Clinton speaking makes sense, assuming he can still bring it.

I wouldn’t let Hillary anywhere near the arena. Zero upside. Zero.

#28361
Watters: I just got back from vacation and noticed Kamala Harris has surged ahead of Trump in the polls. I had my team look into it. Turns out these polls are dramatically oversampling Democrats and burying the samples so you can’t see it

We’ve reached the “fake polls” portion of our program.

#28363
4 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Watters: I just got back from vacation and noticed Kamala Harris has surged ahead of Trump in the polls. I had my team look into it. Turns out these polls are dramatically oversampling Democrats and burying the samples so you can’t see it

We’ve reached the “fake polls” portion of our program.


 

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#28364
10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Did Josh Shapiro die or something?

Aren’t these just keynote speakers? 

#28365
1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Bill Clinton also has had some incredible speeches. Know he may be too old now but he was very relatable in the day

Risk it all for a blowjob.  You are goddam right I can relate!

#28366
8 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Watters: I just got back from vacation and noticed Kamala Harris has surged ahead of Trump in the polls. I had my team look into it. Turns out these polls are dramatically oversampling Democrats and burying the samples so you can’t see it

We’ve reached the “fake polls” portion of our program.

Yeah, the only polls that ever hide methodology or paywall it are usually GOP polls 

#28368
12 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Watters: I just got back from vacation and noticed Kamala Harris has surged ahead of Trump in the polls. I had my team look into it. Turns out these polls are dramatically oversampling Democrats and burying the samples so you can’t see it

We’ve reached the “fake polls” portion of our program.

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#28369
20 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


I like this but 90% of maga doesn’t know what these big words mean

In the unlikely case you could find a few MAGAts that did grasp the big words, they would all still agree with the premise of that tweet. That's the problem. 

#28370
It's a good thing that Swifties are so cool with people using her image in deep fakes and using AI to make it look like Taylor Swift is doing things she's not. I'm sure none of them will be mad about this.

 

#28371
1 hour ago, Js1 said:

 

Gov. Walz at Aliquippa High School Football Practice: Politics.. what I fear most is that young people turn away from it rather than turning into it. Politics isn’t so much different than this. It’s about something bigger than themselves. It’s about setting a future goal and…

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Not the conventional pick but he was the right pick at the right time in history.  

#28372

That ABC poll has Harris 45-44 (+1) favorability and Trump 35-57 (-22). He’s really nosedived since she entered the race 

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#28373

there’s no way Taylor stays out of it now 

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#28375
3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

there’s no way Taylor stays out of it now 

They'll counter with Hulk Hogan and Kid Rock.

Checkmate, libs.

#28377
29 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I wouldn’t let Hillary anywhere near the arena. Zero upside. Zero.

I dunno. Suppose they lay down some beats and let Hillary rap, Debbie Harry style?

#28378
No, @realdonaldtrump, we posted a video of your empty rally *while* you were speaking.Americans are tired of your lies and slur-filled delusions. It’s getting… old https://t.co/UovGMA0c3I

 

#28380
14 minutes ago, The Dog said:
It's a good thing that Swifties are so cool with people using her image in deep fakes and using AI to make it look like Taylor Swift is doing things she's not. I'm sure none of them will be mad about this.

 

Would love for her to be a surprise guest this week. 

#28381
3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
No, @realdonaldtrump, we posted a video of your empty rally *while* you were speaking.Americans are tired of your lies and slur-filled delusions. It’s getting… old https://t.co/UovGMA0c3I

 

Too difficult to get dotard in the frame?

#28382
5 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Would love for her to be a surprise guest this week. 

During her most recent performance of the song ‘22’ she held up a 2 and 0 with her hands instead of the usual 2 and 2. 
 

Swiftie speculation would lead me to believe something may be happening on the 20th.

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#28383
2 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Bill Clinton also has had some incredible speeches. Know he may be too old now but he was very relatable in the day

He's two months younger than Trump.

#28384
3 minutes ago, Constant said:

During her most recent performance of the song ‘22’ she held up a 2 and 0 with her hands instead of the usual 2 and 2. 
 

Swiftie speculation would lead me to believe something may be happening on the 20th.

Is this for real? 

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#28385
5 minutes ago, Constant said:

During her most recent performance of the song ‘22’ she held up a 2 and 0 with her hands instead of the usual 2 and 2. 
 

Swiftie speculation would lead me to believe something may be happening on the 20th.

lol my friends

#28386
No, @realdonaldtrump, we posted a video of your empty rally *while* you were speaking.Americans are tired of your lies and slur-filled delusions. It’s getting… old https://t.co/UovGMA0c3I

 

#28387
1 minute ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Is this for real? 

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Well, it was a deliberate choice. It’s an easter egg for something to do with 20. I’m placing the emphasis on the timing. 

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#28389

 

Panicked and deranged Trump is now up to 52 posts on Truth Social so far today.

 

 

#28391
3 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

i wonder what his record is is for posts in 24 hours and also the relative correlation to ketchup stains on the wall 

Wait until tomorrow night after Biden speaks 

#28392
30 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Panicked and deranged Trump is now up to 52 posts on Truth Social so far today.

 

 


One post per hot dog bite. 

#28393
1 hour ago, Red Five said:


So weird how they became fake right after Harris entered the race.

Nah, just the people calling polling errors changed

#28394
4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

That woman has what my New-Jersey-born wife calls a "Pennsylvania shovel-face."

Aka East Texas Box Face, aka North Dakota 9.5.  

 

On 8/7/2024 at 8:01 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Do a series of rallies in all of the locations that he owes money, and each time pay your bill and his at the same time. 
 

Do it, and let the English see you do it. 

 

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#28396
📍Chicago The DNC projects “Project 2025 HQ” onto Trump Tower in downtown Chicago on the eve of the Democratic National Convention

 

#28397
6 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

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I need to scam whoever paid for this billboard. Who's up for some shenanigans?

Is that a pro or anti democrat? Seems like a good advertisement. 

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#28399
Twas the night before the DNC, and the Dems are projecting their ticket onto the Trump hotel in Chicago.

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#28400

So between eating Doritos and wearing converse, Fox News and the GOP are actually on Harris’ payroll? They’re making her so relatable 

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