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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#29301
5 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

Did his Adderall scrip run out or something, wtf? That's some low energy horseshit right there. #sad

I want to know which person on his campaign decided Tucson was the place to go - it's 98 out there. 

He's melting

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#29303

For what it's worth, this is Tom Homan at the RNC 2024.  He's not a terrible speaker, but it doesn't even seem like the majority of Republican delegates are into the message.  There are few of them that are really into it, but most of them are either bored or uncomfortable. 

 

#29304
18 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Man, the Dems were so right that the sequel is always worse.  

J5 blows the J6 Choir out of the water.  They should play J5's "Freedom" tonight just to troll.

J5?

 

#29305
8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I want to know which person on his campaign decided Tucson was the place to go - it's 98 out there. 

He's melting

And he's not wearing a dumbass cap so you can see there isn't any wind blowing that ferret pelt on his head around either.

Everyone knows an August afternoon in Tucson is the place to be! You know it, I know, everybody knows it, amirite?

#29307
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I like how they started with "It was Antifa" and "It was the FBI" but just eventually said "Eh fuck it no one cares. Let's just call them heroes." 

The best I can tell, the Trump voters who still aren't willing to call them heroes, have settled on "the FBI told the Capitol police to open the doors for them to make it seem worse." You know, because saying it was an Antifa false flag is a little too crazy.

#29311
8 hours ago, Js1 said:

Even better than I expected?

New @hobbyschooluh Texas poll:Trump 49.5 (+4.9)Harris 44.6Cruz 46.6 (+2.1)Allred 44.5Same pollster had Trump leading Biden 49-40 in June. Trump’s lead among independents has shrunk from +24 to +2. Cruz is +4 among independents in the #txsen race, with 14% undecided.

 

Nah

7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Regarding Allred's campaign:  when I was a kid my father had a very good friend who was witty and charismatic and also an alcoholic.  His name was Mark.  Mark's dad had some land near Brownwood and my dad and Mark and I would go dove hunting on it.  Because of his drinking, Mark wasn't in real good physical shape and also he wasn't the world's best shot, but he wasn't a dangerous drunk. 

 

Anyway, my dad and I were out walking through the fields but Mark liked to hang around the stock tank because the doves would fly in, land, and he wouldn't have to try to shoot them on the wing.  He explained to us that his idea was that he "liked to hit 'em while they are in park."    I get the feeling that that's Allred's strategy. He knows that Cruz's support is baked in and that there's nothing he can do to change it. There's also likely nothing he could have done in the last few months to raise his own support. I mean, if Spanish-speaking Beto couldn't win while hitting every single county, football field, Dairy Queen etc ... in the state, how's Allred going to win?  So Allred's just going to hang around the rim, rope-a-dope a complacent Cruz, unleash a massive media blitz with about seven weeks left, and ride a Kamala/Walz tide in, hoping to hit Cruz while he's in park.  

 

I don’t think that’s what he’s doing but if it is, it won’t work.

At this point I assume Allred is just there to take in donations and funnel them to actual competitive races elsewhere.

#29312
32 minutes ago, Tuco said:

For what it's worth, this is Tom Homan at the RNC 2024.  He's not a terrible speaker, but it doesn't even seem like the majority of Republican delegates are into the message.  There are few of them that are really into it, but most of them are either bored or uncomfortable. 

 

I'm not being argumentative just want to point out it doesn't matter what their sheeple want. We saw that in 2016. A lot of people voted for Trump thinking he meant what he was saying when he tried to portray that he'd have a moderate administration. If he gets back in office the extreme right wing will be rolling out every item on their wish list and Diaper Don will be happily claiming credit for it. Their base is a bunch of idiots who will support anything Diaper Don does. 

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#29314
1 hour ago, Tuco said:

That doesn't sound like someone who is actually planning to endorse Trump tomorrow.  They may, but it seems like they are trying to figure out other options. Or they are just terrible at this.

this is a divorced, 38 year old billionaire who bought a pig in a poke and knows it.

#29315
1 hour ago, F250 said:

JD is gonna wedge that Trumpy Fish between the couch pillows.


I wasn't going to order one when I thought it could only be mounted on a wall but then I saw that it comes with its own stand and that's a complete game changer.

#29316

By the way, Mary Peltola got more than 50% of the vote in Alaska's jungle primary this week.  And that's kind of interesting, because she was the only Democrat of any significance in the race.  That is to say that one would expect the Republicans to be more motivated to vote to get their preferred Republican in the top 4, as Peltola was almost guaranteed to make the general election.

All that is to say that anybody writing off Alaska is wrong.

#29317
26 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Nah

I don’t think that’s what he’s doing but if it is, it won’t work.

At this point I assume Allred is just there to take in donations and funnel them to actual competitive races elsewhere.

I took a look at his filings and believe it or not, he appears to be spending it.

#29318
9 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

By the way, Mary Peltola got more than 50% of the vote in Alaska's jungle primary this week.  And that's kind of interesting, because she was the only Democrat of any significance in the race.  That is to say that one would expect the Republicans to be more motivated to vote to get their preferred Republican in the top 4, as Peltola was almost guaranteed to make the general election.

All that is to say that anybody writing off Alaska is wrong.

Alaska is fairly cool when comes to voting.  The world did everything it could to put some other R in there.  Voters just kept saying ‘get fucked. It’s Murkowski.’

#29319
4 hours ago, TexEx15 said:
"I’m JD Vance…I’m running for vice president"…..woman has no idea who he is and just trying to do her job 🤣💀 these morons went to the wrong donut shop to do their stupid photo op https://t.co/glDP5XFBpU

Okay…

“Whatever makes sense” is just a fucking insane way to order donuts

#29320
6 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

“Whatever makes sense” is just a fucking insane way to order donuts

No kidding.  Especially when the person it’s directed to has to factor in the fact that fucking couches “makes sense” to the guy placing his order.

#29321
24 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

“Whatever makes sense” is just a fucking insane way to order donuts

Whatever makes it look believable that I’m just a man of the people ordering donuts. 

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#29323
33 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

“Whatever makes sense” is just a fucking insane way to order donuts

Are you...are you going to fuck these donuts?

#29324
1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

By the way, Mary Peltola got more than 50% of the vote in Alaska's jungle primary this week.  And that's kind of interesting, because she was the only Democrat of any significance in the race.  That is to say that one would expect the Republicans to be more motivated to vote to get their preferred Republican in the top 4, as Peltola was almost guaranteed to make the general election.

All that is to say that anybody writing off Alaska is wrong.

If Peltola wins, I'll eat my shit stick. 

#29325
32 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

“Whatever makes sense” is just a fucking insane way to order donuts

This. How does a normal male American human being not a go-to donut? 2 Old fashioned and 1 long John 

#29327
2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:
Trump: I was listening to people like Tom Homan, who is an incredible patriot(Tom Homan is a Project 2025 author)

he sounds like shit

Fake news tweet. Trump has already said that he doesn’t know anyone behind project 2025.  It’s real to me!

#29328
3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

If Peltola wins, I'll eat my shit stick. 

Samuel L Jackson Reaction GIF by Coming to America

#29329
4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

If Peltola wins, I'll eat my shit stick. 

What?  She's the incumbent.  You don't think she's going to keep her seat?

#29330
Just now, Ghost of LL said:

What?  She's the incumbent.  You don't think she's going to keep her seat?

This. She won 55-44 in a redder environment 2 years ago 

#29334
10 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Are you...are you going to fuck these donuts?

I would have told him he can't have anything with a creme filling or a hole. Basically bear claws only.

#29335
Just now, HOOKEM4 said:

I would have told him he can't have anything with a creme filling or a hole. Basically bear claws only.

Considering his youth, he might like a bear (claw)

#29336
12 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

If Peltola wins, I'll eat my shit stick. 

Screen shot captured. 

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#29337
9 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

What?  She's the incumbent.  You don't think she's going to keep her seat?

I just wanted to work "shit stick" into an Alaska discussion. Sue me. 

#29339
2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:
Trump: I was listening to people like Tom Homan, who is an incredible patriot(Tom Homan is a Project 2025 author)

he sounds like shit

sounds like he picked up a case of the RFK throat worms

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#29346
They would be called RINOs in today’s Republican party.

 

#29347
4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Ain’t nothing gonna happen. 
 

For real, he commits crimes on a daily basis and no one does fuck all about it. 

Why even bother trying with that one? Like, sure, that's the one that's finally going to bring him down. Michigan campaign law.

#29348

No, they would be today's democrats.

Edit: replying to the above tweet. 

Edited by HOOKEM4
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#29350
7 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Why even bother trying with that one? Like, sure, that's the one that's finally going to bring him down. Michigan campaign law.

I assume it's the people in charge of the resources (the Sheriff) who would be jeopardy.  I assume the Dems just want to let other Sheriff's know the law and that they may have to spend money on lawyers if they give Trump more free venues.  

Also, fuck the police, particularly in this instance. 

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