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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#30551
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

who counted the votes ?

Trump: "If Jesus came down and was the vote counter, I would win California."

 

If he leaves Chicago, he’s headed down to New Orleans

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#30552
2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

If he leaves Chicago, he’s headed down to New Orleans

…. to change water into Hand Grenades….. like it is written

#30553
2 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

And that's why you advertise it and force the media to cover it. 

Ohhhh, you force them. Why didn't I think of that?

39 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

They covered it on NPR this morning. 

I'm sure the dozens of listeners were furious!

#30554
17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Van Jones was warning everyone in 2020 that the registration data was heavily in the GOP's favor, which led to a much closer than expected race.  It feels like the opposite in 2024 - it's women, voters of color, young voters. 

 

Women accounted for 60% of new registrations in WI during the week after VP Harris announced her candidacy (7/21). During the same week in 2020 women comprised 55% of new registrations. Latino voters are leading the surge there, at 8% of new registrations as compared to 4% in '20

 

I have the weirdest bonier right now 

#30556
1 minute ago, Sawbonz said:

I have the weirdest bonier right now 

20-year-old black women will ignore the first black woman presidential candidate and will vote for Trump - because they don’t want to be considered psychotic non-child bearing women.    The sooner we realize that political reality of the upcoming young black female red wave, the better off we will be.

#30557
2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

No one but politics-obsessed weirdos knows anything about the incident. 

That's correct, as of now.  I'm saying that there should be a push to get it out to the normies because it's the type of story with sticking power.

#30560
18 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Hell, he fucking applied YESTERDAY to be added to the Kentucky ballot.

 

Today at 3:30, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. filed to run for president in Kentucky. Having just completed review of his submission of signatures, we are placing him on the ballot.

 

President in Kentucky and only Kentucky? A match made in heaven imo. 

#30562
3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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lady is doing the hook 'em.  googled nicole leann gee, she's doing the hook 'em. raised in colorado, born in california.  joined the marines a year out of high school, so much be something else.  maybe her high school did the hook 'em?

 

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#30563
1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

lady is doing the hook 'em.  googled nicole leann gee, she's doing the hook 'em. raised in colorado, born in california.  joined the marines a year out of high school, so much be something else.  maybe her high school did the hook 'em?

 

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#30564

Good ad. To the point. Doesn’t get lost in all the conservative legalese 

NEW AD: Donald Trump wants complete control over your life.His Project 2025 plan would monitor women’s pregnancies, defund public schools, and cut Social Security.pic.twitter.com/9PBVubKRJ2

 

#30565
1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

They won't cover it.  You could have dotard taking a dump on the grave of the Unknown Soldier and the media would do jack shit.

I like to believe that if turnip tried to do that, he'd catch a butt stroke from one of those Garands that The Guards carry.

#30566
2 hours ago, locodos said:

well he was an anchor baby

Bullshit--he was the opposite of an anchor baby.  His parents returned to the place whence they came right before Mary gave birth.  And that's exactly what these damned dirty immigrants* ought to do--return to their country of origin prior to delivering any damned babies.  And preferably stay there with their non-citizen offspring.

 

* Note: this does not apply to nice clean immigrants from Northwestern Europe.

#30567
Just now, Ghost of LL said:

* Note: this does not apply to nice clean immigrants from Northwestern Europe.

Like my Swedish immigrant grandparents.  There were no MS-13 gangs in Stockholm that came to America.  13 is an unlucky number because that’s when Loki killed Balder with the mistletoe.

Duh. 

#30569
5 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Bullshit--he was the opposite of an anchor baby.  His parents returned to the place whence they came right before Mary gave birth.  And that's exactly what these damned dirty immigrants* ought to do--return to their country of origin prior to delivering any damned babies.  And preferably stay there with their non-citizen offspring.

 

* Note: this does not apply to nice clean immigrants from Northwestern Europe.

Parents?  plural?

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#30571
13 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Not satire.

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Goddamnit I literally just snipped this same image off of CNN's main page... "Trump indicted, here's how that's bad for Kamala"

 

It's stuff like this that makes the notion of the "liberal" media almost the ultimate hypocrisy.

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#30572

Yeah, I don't get it

More like "Harris presented with a new tool to bludgeon the fat fucking criminal over the head, like Trump did to Hillary"

#30573
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Noticed this morning that the incredibly nice older woman across the street has put up a “I stand with Trump” flag outside her front door. Kind of a depressing way to start off my day.

Shit on her porch

#30575
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Noticed this morning that the incredibly nice older woman across the street has put up a “I stand with Trump” flag outside her front door. Kind of a depressing way to start off my day.

Greg Abbott not your neighbor.  Noted.

#30576
40 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Bullshit--he was the opposite of an anchor baby.  His parents returned to the place whence they came right before Mary gave birth.  And that's exactly what these damned dirty immigrants* ought to do--return to their country of origin prior to delivering any damned babies.  And preferably stay there with their non-citizen offspring.

 

* Note: this does not apply to nice clean immigrants from Northwestern Europe.

Except from the mid 1800's to the mid 1900's when they were still Euro trash sub-humans. 

19 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Jack Smith = James Comey

As others have said, going to have to explain this one to me, bud. 

#30577
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Except from the mid 1800's to the mid 1900's when they were still Euro trash sub-humans. 

As others have said, going to have to explain this one to me, bud. 

There are many who claim that we should not be prosecuting Trump because it will only help him win the election.  The Comey/Smith comparison was poor sarcasm. Comey cost HRC the election due to his actions right before the election.  That headline seems to imply that Smith's actions are to Harris' disadvantage. Fuck that.

#30580
1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

If he leaves Chicago, he’s headed down to New Orleans

He’s working from one end to the other and all points in between

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#30584

St Pete (FL) found Harris leading 51-46 in FL-13, which is a Trump +7 district in Pinellas County. Ana Paulina Luna trailers her Dem challenger, 48-44

#30585

any normal campaign would be beyond embarrassed and any normal campaign would have been stopped dead in its tracks with a stunt like this. but this campaign is incapable of shame and basically runs on the principal of "try and stop me." I'm so tired of it

 

It’s crazy that any normal person knows the rules of Arlington National Cemetery and then there’s Trump and his goons….so @ArlingtonNatl had to issue a statement about those disgusting photo ops Trump did there

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#30586
1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

any normal campaign would be beyond embarrassed and any normal campaign would have been stopped dead in its tracks with a stunt like this. but this campaign is incapable of shame and basically runs on the principal of "try and stop me." I'm so tired of it

 

It’s crazy that any normal person knows the rules of Arlington National Cemetery and then there’s Trump and his goons….so @ArlingtonNatl had to issue a statement about those disgusting photo ops Trump did there

 

If the family knew about it, and it was me, I would give the family the choice of a lifetime ban or they can relocate the body and headstone at their expense to a cemetery of their choice.

#30589

SEPA is the key to a Dem win in PA and winning the EC

Some interesting news from Delaware County - they're reporting a particularly large increase in voter registration processing in recent weeks - more so than in 2020.It's still early, but in conjunction with Montgomery, a picture is starting to come together in SEPA.

 

#30590
3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

chuck norris approved GIF

That means make a burger out of it. Those ingredients are better together.  Only a fascist would enjoy them seperated. 

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#30591
13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

St Pete (FL) found Harris leading 51-46 in FL-13, which is a Trump +7 district in Pinellas County. Ana Paulina Luna trailers her Dem challenger, 48-44

Could be a "canary in the coal mine" kind of thing but need to see more info. 

Just now, Js1 said:

SEPA is the key to a Dem win in PA and winning the EC

Some interesting news from Delaware County - they're reporting a particularly large increase in voter registration processing in recent weeks - more so than in 2020.It's still early, but in conjunction with Montgomery, a picture is starting to come together in SEPA.

 

Don't bury the lede:

Not to the benefit of the GOP in Delaware specifically, I should say…

 

#30593
5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Could be a "canary in the coal mine" kind of thing but need to see more info. 

Don't bury the lede:

Not to the benefit of the GOP in Delaware specifically, I should say…

 

Uh yeah, Delaware County was 63-36 Biden in 2020. 

#30595
3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

They won't cover it.  You could have dotard taking a dump on the grave of the Unknown Soldier and the media would do jack shit.

username checks out 

#30596

What’s this guy’s deal? She has 2 step kids 

NEW VANCE AUDIO: During a Center for Christian Virtue forum in 2021, JD Vance attacked American Federation of Teachers president Randi Weingarten for "brainwashing" children while not having children of her own:"So many of the leaders of the left, and I hate to be so personal…

 

#30597
5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Ya … these campaigns are not on the same level.

 

 

If that’s 14,000 nationwide “touches” esssentially vs 650 hard targeted registrations in PA or AZ, takes some shine off of it. 

#30598
1 minute ago, bluto said:

If that’s 14,000 nationwide “touches” esssentially vs 650 hard targeted registrations in PA or AZ, takes some shine off of it. 

650 at a rally is pretty pathetic. If you have crowds of 7-15k, and they like to allege he has big beautiful crowds of tens of thousands, 650 is pathetic. And probably overinflated like his rally sizes 

#30599
8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

What’s this guy’s deal? She has 2 step kids 

NEW VANCE AUDIO: During a Center for Christian Virtue forum in 2021, JD Vance attacked American Federation of Teachers president Randi Weingarten for "brainwashing" children while not having children of her own:"So many of the leaders of the left, and I hate to be so personal…

 

He's a weird ghoul.  I can definitely see him as a youth pastor, complete with child porn/molestation mugshot for his bona fides.

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