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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#31551
23 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

That and he was showing support to the company because it did or said something anti-woke, so it was performative owning of the Libs

Jeebus 

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#31553
4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

He was POTUS.  How does he not know the rules and regulations?

Because he's a retard. 

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#31554
if your bathroom look like this you don't need to worry about the capital gains tax

 

#31556

A week that feels like a month 

A week for the books!Couldn’t be prouder to be on this team, @KamalaHarris. https://t.co/rKCIfXOITY

 

#31558
3 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Do feel like a live in a different reality when I randomly read the comments from MAGA world. Are millions of Americans that fear that Kamala will drive us into communist bread lines.

They thought the same thing about Barrack Hussein Obama. And sorta Biden.

The fact that Trump and MAGA are so angry about Biden being out speaks volumes - they know a lot of people aren’t buying what they are selling.

#31559
On 8/30/2024 at 7:11 PM, tbone_ said:

 


Bro - where have you been since 2016? That’s how it is now. As long as it’s a maga message.

 

I know, but I have to say it out loud to remind us all of the truth and to not go insane

#31560
I know, but I have to say it out loud to remind us all of the truth and to not go insane

Fair
#31561
Trump: I never got credit for COVID(Over a million Americans died and he told us to inject bleach)

 

#31562
Trump on GOP Rep. Byron Donalds: “That one is smart. You have smart ones and then you have some that aren’t quite so good.”

 

#31566
8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Shit, we should just challenge these choads to a “basic manhood test” competition.

Change a tire
Check and add oil
Load, fire, and break down a bolt-action rifle and a pump shotgun.
Install a ceiling fan
Retrieve something caught in a drain trap
Cook a steak
Hold a door open for someone else (will they do it?)
Bait a hook and cast a bait caster
Bring a woman to orgasm (that last part may be PPV, but for them, it should be aired on Comedy Central)

Change "install ceiling fan" to "perform interpretive dance in East German cabaret," and I've got that list locked down.

#31567
Change "install ceiling fan" to "perform interpretive dance in East German cabaret," and I've got that list locked down.

Yeah, install a ceiling fan? Fuck it, the fascists can win at that point.
#31568

Lol, not sure why they are spending money in Texas, but just saw a dotard (or I guess anti-Kamala) ad on ESPN.  The premise?  "Kamala lies A LOT".  That was literally it.  She lies A LOT.

Yeah, your guy is the epitome of honesty.  JFC.

#31571
8 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Are millions of Americans that fear that Kamala will drive us into communist bread lines.

I learned how to make my own bread.  Bring it on.

#31573
8 hours ago, chainsaw said:

That and he was showing support to the company because it did or said something anti-woke, so it was performative owning of the Libs

A 1”x36” common board from HD costs like $3. Way to show your support Ben. The plastic bag probably cut significantly into their profit margin on that purchase.

#31576
11 hours ago, Pancho said:
Former Trump voter on Harris: “I’m sorry if this offends anybody. The fact that she is a woman of color and she is married to a man that is white

 

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I mean at this point whatever gets them to vote for Kamala

#31577
13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

They thought the same thing about Barrack Hussein Obama. And sorta Biden.

The fact that Trump and MAGA are so angry about Biden being out speaks volumes - they know a lot of people aren’t buying what they are selling.

What's sort of ironic is that POTUS, under most conventional conceptions of the office, lacks the power to do any such thing, even if s/he were inclined to do so.

It is, however, conservatives that want to gridlock Congress and give the power to do such a thing to the Executive.

#31582
Just now, cactusflinthead said:

Thought about that too. Has to be people that are holding their nose and voting for Diaper Don. Double haters that are breaking his way.

the non-MAGA GOP will hold their nose to vote for tax cuts.  

#31583
15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"Donald Trump (-25%)

33% favorable 58% unfavorable"

How can this be a close race with those kinds of numbers for Dotard?

The electoral college, America. Everyone fucking hates this dude, but it's important that Iowa gets to decide the Presidency.

#31584
The supercreep host is a rape advocate:“…behind even the most ardent feminist facade is a deep desire to be dominated and even degraded” & “rape is the best therapy for the problem. Feminists need rape.”There’s no vetting in trump world at all. https://t.co/vfP9LtsXGl

Propane Jane is uhhh, a little excitable, but there he is with this guy.

John Goldman, aka “Jack Murphy,” just posted an article accusing me of “public shaming.”I believe that DC parents and children have a right to know if someone who is a senior employee in their school system is an ally to white supremacists and Nazis.https://t.co/Aav50LVZgs

 

#31586
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

"Donald Trump (-25%)

33% favorable 58% unfavorable"

How can this be a close race with those kinds of numbers for Dotard?

Migrants (-40%)

30% favorable 70% unfavorable 

Mexicans (-50)

25% some of them are very good people 75% rapists and murderers

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#31587
37 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
J.D. Vance can’t tell a joke to save his life. There’s a reason why. https://t.co/4LtmTY4skM

 

That was a lot of words to say that Vance is just a sociopath. 

#31588
4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That was a lot of words to say that Vance is just a sociopath. 


It really boils down to the fact that he's uncomfortable in his own skin. People pick up on that and, once they have that idea about you, it's very hard to turn it around.

#31590
1 minute ago, Red Five said:

He really couldn't have made a worse VP selection, barring maybe Harvey Weinstein or Bill Cosby.

I think Vivek had potential to be worse.

#31591
2 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I mean at this point whatever gets them to vote for Kamala

Let's face it, you have to win over a lot of really dumb people too to win a national election.

#31592

JD Vance was bought by billionaire Peter Theil through Don Jr. Luckily Theil has bad instincts so far but it's scary.

Wonder how long until Elon Musk is deciding the VP for Republicans.

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#31593
On 8/30/2024 at 9:52 AM, Chopper said:

 

b) institutions like the NYT are controlled by white men who fail to recognize their own bias. That's one big reason Drumpf and Sofafucker can get away with and skate right past crap like this and a woman in the same situation could not. 

He fucked couches.  Not sofas.

 

StaaaaaaaaaaHp

#31594
Mac Miller’s speech is so epic, we need to be the white men who whitesplain to white men that Donald Trump is a straight up racist, the guy is garbage, Harris and Walz are the ticket we must elect. We. Are. Not. Going. Back! VOTE!🗳️#wtpBlue #DemVoice

 

#31595
39 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

JD Vance was bought by billionaire Peter Theil through Don Jr. Luckily Theil has bad instincts so far but it's scary.

Wonder how long until Elon Musk is deciding the VP for Republicans.

Theil is a dangerous motherfucker in many ways, but the one saving grace is that he has basically a negative social IQ. He was also responsible for that Blake Masters freak who is widely regarded as maybe the worst  candidate of all time.

#31596
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

He really couldn't have made a worse VP selection, barring maybe Harvey Weinstein or Bill Cosby.

Donald wouldn't want the competition when it comes to sexually assaulting women. 

#31599
2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wait, ballots go out in some states in like 1.5 weeks right?

 

 

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Yeah. That’s why NC refused to take off RFK. They’re sending them out extremely soon. Like, the week after the debate soon

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#31600
16 hours ago, Pancho said:
Former Trump voter on Harris: “I’m sorry if this offends anybody. The fact that she is a woman of color and she is married to a man that is white

 

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Light skin blacks that are married to whites are more palatable. In the black community we call those introductory blacks.

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