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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#32553
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
BREAKING NEWS: Highly Respected "270 To Win" Polling Map Moves Texas and Florida From "Red" to "Toss-Up," Emphasizing That the Increasingly Isolated and Incoherent Donald Trump

 

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#32554

finally ….

BREAKING: Anderson Cooper just did a complete fact check on Donald Trump’s press conference from earlier. It’s about time the media holds Trump accountable. Retweet so all Americans see this.

 

#32555
3 hours ago, BamaATL said:

It's more than they are just a band of criminals in their own right, they are collectively scared for their jobs, as they should be.  I looked it up the other day, and in the county were I live, population around 300k, between the Sheriff's department, and all the individual cities with their own departments, we have at least 4,000 cops.  Mind you this isn't Texas with huge counties or anything like that, it's not even a large county by Georgia standards.  4,000!  Mind you, crime here is pretty low, mainly the garden variety DUI, some shoplifting, and drug arrests.  

We have our own SWAT team, with tanks and bullshit it's fucking ridiculous.  A few months ago, a guy in a neighborhood across the street had a mental health breakdown, the SWAT showed up, and the end result was that the SWAT team burned the house down  They of course, were hailed as heroes that saved the day by the local  media.  Those of us nearby were baffled.  They came in like cowboys on tank, shot explosive tear gas into a house, and of course it burned to the ground.  I'm sure that was a big fucking help to the guy in the midst of mental health crisis.  

I can't wait for us to legalize drugs and ditch most of these idiots.  Right now I would encourage anyone to just do a quick search in your own county to figure out just how many cops you have, I think you will be surprised.  I know I more or less live in a police state, and I'm betting you do as well.  

Cities are slowly fixing this.  At least in blue states.  Rural America will end up even more of a shithole than it is now.  Sorry for those of you who can’t escape.  But fuck the vast majority of those backwards ass MF’s.  

#32556
8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

I rarely repost anything political but this is too unbelievable for me not to comment. It doesn’t matter if they think Trump is not guilty. How can the FOP endorse a legally convicted felon? Just abstain and don’t endorse anyone this election, but wow this looks so bad on them. https://t.co/j5FfmbX9nr

 

 

 

Cops are scumbag fascist cowards...example 584594834737

#32557
5 hours ago, BamaATL said:

We have our own SWAT team, with tanks and bullshit it's fucking ridiculous.

Did you have that before George W. Bush was president?

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lol saw this flying overhead at game day, tailgate area

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The DNC will be flying banners over multiple college football stadiums today trolling Trump, including a reminder to Michigan fans that Vance loves Ohio State. https://t.co/fz4mOvzq3H

 

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Banners will fly over the home games at University of Michigan’s Michigan Stadium, the University of Georgia’s Sanford Stadium, Penn State’s Beaver Stadium, and Camp Randall Stadium at the University of Wisconsin. The signs encourage fans to "sack" Trump and Project 2025.

 

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The banners will begin flying over the stadiums and tailgate areas starting 4 hours before the games up until kick off. The banners read the following:

At Michigan: JD Vance ❤️ Ohio State + Project 2025

At Georgia: Bulldogs: Beat Trump, Sack Project 2025

At Penn State: Penn St: Beat Trump, Sack Project 2025

At Wisconsin: Jump Around! Beat Trump + Project 2025

 

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#32562
12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

The DNC will be flying banners over multiple college football stadiums today trolling Trump, including a reminder to Michigan fans that Vance loves Ohio State. https://t.co/fz4mOvzq3H

 

 

I guess they've got the money for silly stunts.  Maybe it will turn a few college kids.

#32563
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

finally ….

BREAKING: Anderson Cooper just did a complete fact check on Donald Trump’s press conference from earlier. It’s about time the media holds Trump accountable. Retweet so all Americans see this.

 

Related to this, it always bugs the hell out of me how rare it is for anyone to call don Old a fucking liar. The news never does and can't remember any of the 3 dem campaigns or candidates calling it to his fat fucking face.  All of them always say demonstrably false, untruthful, false or misleading claim, falsehoods, misstatements, etc. It's like they can't use the one vernacular word that even the dumbest low iq voter will understand. Dotard uses it all the time and it is ceding an easy win to that skidmark. Stop using "big" words and call the chump a liar.

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#32564
9 hours ago, Pancho said:
BREAKING NEWS: Highly Respected "270 To Win" Polling Map Moves Texas and Florida From "Red" to "Toss-Up," Emphasizing That the Increasingly Isolated and Incoherent Donald Trump

 

If Texas is a toss-up, a bunch of those other "toss-up" states aren't. 

Wait I just noticed that Virginia is also called a toss-up. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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#32565
11 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

I rarely repost anything political but this is too unbelievable for me not to comment. It doesn’t matter if they think Trump is not guilty. How can the FOP endorse a legally convicted felon? Just abstain and don’t endorse anyone this election, but wow this looks so bad on them. https://t.co/j5FfmbX9nr

 

 

 

My cousin's husband is a cop in North Carolina.  I'm afraid to ask her where he stands on Trump.

#32566
8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

My cousin's husband is a cop in North Carolina.  I'm afraid to ask her where he stands on Trump.

Let us know if you find the one non Trumper cop in the country. Kinda like seeing a unicorn.

#32568
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

The DNC will be flying banners over multiple college football stadiums today trolling Trump, including a reminder to Michigan fans that Vance loves Ohio State. https://t.co/fz4mOvzq3H

 

 

 

There was a sign at Big Noon Kickoff that said “JD Vance is a Buckeye… and Weird”

#32569
5 minutes ago, Grande Mart said:

There was a sign at Big Noon Kickoff that said “JD Vance is a Buckeye… and Weird”

The kids are okay

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#32570
1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Let us know if you find the one non Trumper cop in the country. Kinda like seeing a unicorn.

I think I’ve made my hatred for Trump and the entire Republican party pretty well known at this point. 

#32571
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

The DNC will be flying banners over multiple college football stadiums today trolling Trump, including a reminder to Michigan fans that Vance loves Ohio State. https://t.co/fz4mOvzq3H

 

 

 

 

 

Can we never go back to the "classy and civil" Democratic Party ever again?

#32573
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

 

Can we never go back to the "classy and civil" Democratic Party ever again?

-New York Times

#32574
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

 

Can we never go back to the "classy and civil" Democratic Party ever again?

I disagree. Nothing they have done so far IMO has been uncivil or lacking in class. It’s all lighthearted and accurate which IMO is more devastating to  MAGA and doesn’t turn off the disinterested folks that reflexively vote republican 

#32575
8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I disagree. Nothing they have done so far IMO has been uncivil or lacking in class. It’s all lighthearted and accurate which IMO is more devastating to  MAGA and doesn’t turn off the disinterested folks that reflexively vote republican 

Yup, half the stuff they are doing is just reposting the dumb and weird shit that dotard and Vance say.  

#32576

Maybe because I'm in Colorado but I've seen only one political ad in the first half of the football game, and it was for KH.

#32577
7 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Maybe because I'm in Colorado but I've seen only one political ad in the first half of the football game, and it was for KH.

lol California and all I get is fucking Wendy’s nuggets ads.

#32578

I’ve seen two in Austin for her during the UT game, and one of my in-laws bitched about seeing one during the Arky/Okie State game.

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#32580
Essentially this, which will all get behind:
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Why should we have to harden schools? The problem isn't with the schools, it's with the shooters and the ease with which they can access massively lethal weapons. 

From the local news in Beaumont a while back.

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#32581
14 hours ago, Pancho said:
BREAKING NEWS: Highly Respected "270 To Win" Polling Map Moves Texas and Florida From "Red" to "Toss-Up," Emphasizing That the Increasingly Isolated and Incoherent Donald Trump

 

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#32582
1 hour ago, Hefeweizen said:

lol California and all I get is fucking Wendy’s nuggets ads.

Proposition ads starting to ramp up

#32584
Trump: Can you imagine you're a parent and your son leaves the house and you say, Jimmy, I love you so much. Go have a good day in school and your son comes back with a brutal operation.

He says this the weekend after another school shooting.

#32585

sounds like trump knows every detail of project 2025

 

BREAKING: In a terrifying moment, Donald Trump says that his Project 2025 plan to round up migrants will be a bloody operation. This is what fascism looks like. Retweet to make sure every American sees this and knows how dangerous Trump is.

 

#32586

he’s full of ideas today ….

Trump: I will support modifying the 25th amendment to make clear that if a VP lies or engages in a conspiracy to cover up the incapacity of the president, it's grounds for impeachment immediately. And removal from office.

 

#32587

There was a really good Kamala ad during the Michigan game here in Dallas. All about creating an opportunity economy. 

On that above tweet, she'll talk about it on Tuesday, he'll deny it. The media won't fact check. Wash and repeat. 

#32588
34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

he’s full of ideas today ….

Trump: I will support modifying the 25th amendment to make clear that if a VP lies or engages in a conspiracy to cover up the incapacity of the president, it's grounds for impeachment immediately. And removal from office.

 

Democrats need to run with this one in an ad...   "Will J.D. Vance have the chutzpah/cajones to honor Trump's wishes to remove Donald from office?"

#32589
This guy absolutely believes political asylum and insane asylums are the same thing. https://t.co/Y0PK34jDL6

 

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#32590

Kamala Harris walked into Pittsburgh's Penzeys Spices on Saturday

 

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#32591

Walked passed a UM tailgate with a Trump flag on the way to the stadium. Couldn’t help myself with a few fuck trump chant. Confused the young student behind me that exclaimed but you’re from a Republican state. The young males for Trump is a thing sadly. 

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#32592
Trump lays the groundwork for another coup attempt

 

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#32594
48 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Kamala Harris walked into Pittsburgh's Penzeys Spices on Saturday

 

I’ll take some Tellicherry, some turmeric, some cardamom…whatever makes sense. 

#32595

Maybe one of the questions in the debate will be something like "You have spent the last four years lying about the 2020 election. You have offered zero proof of your outlandish claims, and have only destroyed millions of Americans' faith in our elections and institutions. Why?" 

#32596
2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’ll take some Tellicherry, some turmeric, some cardamom…whatever makes sense. 

This morning I walked in a donut shop and ordered the Vance way and capped it off with whatever makes sense. My tone wasn't appreciated.

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#32597
Kamala Harris walked into Pittsburgh's Penzeys Spices on Saturday
 

Nice. Penzeys has been in the battle for a while. They certainly lose some customers by their open fuck-MAGA stance. Good to see Kamala give them some love. And that clip is going to be all over left wing/activist social media because Penzeys is a great follow.
#32598

Nice. Penzeys has been in the battle for a while. They certainly lose some customers by their open fuck-MAGA stance. Good to see Kamala give them some love. And that clip is going to be all over left wing/activist social media because Penzeys is a great follow.

Just watching how genuinely happy people were to see her - and let’s be clear, how happy WOMEN were to see her - kinda choked me up. That’s the energy this country needs. It’s energy we have. It’s energy we MUST harness.
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#32599

that motherfucker actually used the word 'skullduggery' 🤣

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#32600

This is so cringey. Florida may be closer than we think. Trump wins but man there doesn’t seem to be much enthusiasm for Trump, and Kamala events are raucous.

Montage of clips from Kim Guilfoyle’s embarrassing and humiliating speech tonight where she eventually had to beg FL Republicans to clap for her.

 

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