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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#34001
3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
Trump is in Tucson and the locals have welcomed him.

 

Unfortunately he has no idea what that sign says. His grasp of the English language is suspect at best and we’re expecting to read a sign en Espanol? 

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#34002

Add they're taking the geese to they're eating the cats and they're eating the dogs.

Trump: Residents are reporting the migrants are walking off with the town's geese. They've taken the geese and even walking off with their pets. My dog's been taken. My dog's gone.

 

#34003
1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Austin-based, well-known journalist. She didn't specify "non-anecdotal info" but if you trust Beto's info you'll like this.

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edit - this is the article that resulted from the interview https://newrepublic.com/article/185896/taylor-swift-beto-orourke-harris

it has an interesting discussion about the TS endorsement and compares it to Beyonce's endorsement of Cruz, which occurred after new voter registration had closed. I'm guessing one of @Js1embeds of Tom Bonier on twitter had similar info as Cruz mentioned.

Beyonce endorsed Ted Cruz?  What the actual fuck?

#34004
4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Add they're taking the geese to they're eating the cats and they're eating the dogs.

Trump: Residents are reporting the migrants are walking off with the town's geese. They've taken the geese and even walking off with their pets. My dog's been taken. My dog's gone.

 

When your choices are skyline chili or the neighborhood dogs and cats, I’ll take the pets 

#34005
4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Beyonce endorsed Ted Cruz?  What the actual fuck?

That would be a big about face since she was sporting a Beto hat six years ago and expressly gave her permission to the Harris Walz campaign to use one of her songs as their campaign theme song.

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#34007
1 minute ago, South Austin said:

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it has an interesting discussion about the TS endorsement and compares it to Beyonce's endorsement of Cruz, which occurred after new voter registration had closed.

From one of his prior runs based on the part that follows the bold, but surely that's fucking wrong?

#34008

From the actual article:

 

The only candidate in the United States to have received an endorsement from a celebrity as powerful and as well loved as Taylor Swift is Beto O’Rourke, who was treated on Election Day in 2018 to an image of Beyoncé wearing one of his campaign’s signature trucker hats. It was a stamp of approval in his race against the most loathed politician in America, Ted Cruz, from, as he puts it, “perhaps the most famous person to ever emerge from the state of Texas.”

#34009
11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Add they're taking the geese to they're eating the cats and they're eating the dogs.

Trump: Residents are reporting the migrants are walking off with the town's geese. They've taken the geese and even walking off with their pets. My dog's been taken. My dog's gone.

 

they ate that dog like a dog

#34010

Not more than 15 minutes ago, conversation, Belterra area (near the Travis / Hays County line):

Him: Turned 21 y.o. 21 days ago.
(I won't get into details about how the conversation started).
"I'm voting Trump, but I don't really pay attention to politics."

• Me: Do you know anything about Trump being found liable for sexual assault in a civil trial?
- Him: Ummm... no.
• Me: Trump's conviction on 34 felony accounts for election / financial fraud?
- Him: No.
• Me: Do you support a woman's right to choose what happens with her own body, especially regarding abortion?
• Him: Yes.
- Me: Then... if so, are you aware that Trump brags about how *HE* nominated Supreme Court justices who overturned Roe v. Wade & it would not have happened without those same Justices.
• Him: No (& as he said that, I sensed he didn't know what R-v-W was).
- Me: Are you aware of something Trump said in private - like what guys might say when nobody else is around & they say what's REALLY on their mind... how Trump bragged about grabbing women "because when you're famous, they let you do it it"?
• Him: No.

- Me: "& You're voting 'Trump'... because why?
• Him: "Because I don't know much about it, but I think he is the better one."
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#34011
2 hours ago, royiv said:

What the fuck has that man ever said that was even mildly funny? Serious question. He’s the least humorous person I can think of. Has anyone ever seen him laugh?

It was a phase I was going through. 

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#34013
3 hours ago, royiv said:

Not to pick at nits, 4x.

Below is Kamala’s crowd in Charlotte.Here’s Kamala’s crowd in Greensboro.Both events held in North Carolina TODAYpic.twitter.com/GuNyGOJikd https://t.co/3O2WV0LJHt

8x… Seriously though I’m feeling cautiously optimistic about NC.

#34014
5 hours ago, Red Five said:

"Merit"???

 

5 hours ago, Js1 said:

You know what that's code for

Complexion 

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#34015

nsiap

YES!!

these are always corny as hell yet they get me every time. 

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#34016
46 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Add they're taking the geese to they're eating the cats and they're eating the dogs.

Trump: Residents are reporting the migrants are walking off with the town's geese. They've taken the geese and even walking off with their pets. My dog's been taken. My dog's gone.

 

Fuck domesticated geese. They are terrorists.

#34017
2 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

 

Complexion 

Oh I just thought it was her not earning it bc she slept her way to the top or something 

#34018
46 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Beyonce endorsed Ted Cruz?  What the actual fuck?

Maybe To eat her poop, or fudge nuggets if you will, out of a bowl. But not for much else.

#34019
Not more than 15 minutes ago, conversation, Belterra area (near the Travis / Hays County line):

Him:  Turned 21 y.o. 21 days ago.
(I won't get into details about how the conversation started).
"I'm voting Trump, but I don't really pay attention to politics."
•  Me:  Do you know anything about Trump being found liable for sexual assault I n a civil trial?
-  Him:  Ummm... no.
•  Me:  Trump's conviction on 34 felonybaccounts for election / financial fraud?
-  Him:  No.
•  Me:  Do you support a woman's right to choose what happens with her own body, especially regarding abortion?
•  Him:  Yes.
-  Me:  Then... if so, are you aware that Trump brags about how *HE* nominated Supreme Court justices who overturned Roe v. Wade & it would not have happened without those same Justices.
•  Him: No (& as he said that, I sensed he didn't know what R-v-W was).
-  Me:  Are you aware of something Trump said in private - like what guys might say when nobody else is around & they say what's REALLY on their mind... how Trump bragged about grabbing women "because when you're famous, they let you do it it"?
•  Him:  No.
-  Me:  "& You're voting 'Trump'... because why?
•  Him:  "Because I don't know much about it, but I think he is the better one."
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I live out there and this is way too common. My son graduated last year and will vote for the first time this year. He will vote for Harris, but you can hear how the people out here have an effect on his thoughts. I’m glad he feels like he can talk to us about it and ask questions.

So many kids out in Dripping that blindly follow because that is the attitude of the adults out here. Especially west of Belterra.

I will say, I see less of the flags and signs out here for Trump.
#34020
1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

Trump: “Pennsylvania, remember this when you have to go to vote”(He is in Arizona)

He is talking to someone in the crowd named Pennsylvania.  -- some magat (probably)

#34021
45 minutes ago, Js1 said:

When your choices are skyline chili or the neighborhood dogs and cats, I’ll take the pets 

God that place is weird.  "First time!!? Let me explain our fabulous options.  Lame chili on noodles, in a bowl, with a goat, or in a boat. Add some cheese if you please; doubkr cheese is the bees knees...'

 

Sonic or JCI destroy that shit, and nobody brags on those options or makes it thier go to dish thier city is famous for.  It's Sbarro for a slice or Bill Miller for a brisket plate.

 

And I really like Cinci

#34022
56 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Add they're taking the geese to they're eating the cats and they're eating the dogs.

Trump: Residents are reporting the migrants are walking off with the town's geese. They've taken the geese and even walking off with their pets. My dog's been taken. My dog's gone.

 

 

a dog, stuffed with a goose, stuffed with a cat ?

#34023
53 minutes ago, Js1 said:

When your choices are skyline chili or the neighborhood dogs and cats, I’ll take the pets 

I was willing to give it a chance until somebody told me they put cinnamon on it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The chili, not the pets

#34025
2 hours ago, Chopper said:

Austin-based, well-known journalist. She didn't specify "non-anecdotal info" but if you trust Beto's info you'll like this.

image.thumb.png.05751f86da4fae8ed261f99a90452aff.png

edit - this is the article that resulted from the interview https://newrepublic.com/article/185896/taylor-swift-beto-orourke-harris

it has an interesting discussion about the TS endorsement and compares it to Beyonce's endorsement of Cruz, which occurred after new voter registration had closed. I'm guessing one of @Js1embeds of Tom Bonier on twitter had similar info as Cruz mentioned.

I said the same thing about a month ago Harris is getting new voters in the game. Trump is shedding voters the polls are gonna be way off because the new voters are not getting counted and the posters are not counting for the people who will stay home  disgusted 

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#34026
8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

a dog, stuffed with a goose, stuffed with a cat ?

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#34027
He is talking to someone in the crowd named Pennsylvania.  -- some magat (probably)

Sounds like he’s talking about Charlaroi PA. ??
#34028
11 hours ago, Red Five said:

I said essentially this to a Trumper yesterday and was told "Well Kamala slept her way to the top, so they both have their warts". 

I was talking to my 85ish going blind former teacher step mom yesterday and she asked if I watched the debate. I said “yes” then she hit me with the “she got where she is by spreading her legs” and “I wish we could find two new candidates.”  The bitched about the immigrants. 
 

 

#34031
4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I was talking to my 85ish going blind former teacher step mom yesterday and she asked if I watched the debate. I said “yes” then she hit me with the “she got where she is by spreading her legs” and “I wish we could find two new candidates.”  The bitched about the immigrants. 
 

 

Did you tell her to shut the fuck up?

#34032
7 hours ago, aggie08 said:

23% of people watched the debate and were like, "hmm, feels like a tie"?

And then they rolled thier boogers in a ball and did one of many unfortunate choices with said boogers.

#34033
Just now, StassneyHorn said:

Did you tell her to shut the fuck up?

 No no. The correct move is to laugh violently in their face, then maybe pay them on the head and turn and walk away. 

#34034
20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

a dog, stuffed with a goose, stuffed with a cat ?

A Dogoosencat? Sho boy fix up some rice and gravy come sa.

#34035
34 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Fuck domesticated geese. They are terrorists.

I was harassed constantly by evil geese at a lake in east Texas that my buddies dad took us to.  Every year I'm just trying to fish and these asshole geese come charging out of nowhere. 

Fast forward to my first goose hunt. " Oh you bitches have long easily wrung necks and I'm not 7 years old anymore."

#34036

Alot of surly really just needs to open up and tell their inner thoughts and opinions to their parents. You don’t have to piss em off, just acknowledge you aren’t a pushover and there is friction. Especially the old asses. Show them you actually care about something instead of talking about weather, or junior’s HS sports team, or whatever restaurant you went to with the wife.

The opposite energy of this stupid librul shit below. Fight with your parents 2024

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#34037
36 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Fuck domesticated geese. They are terrorists.

They're definitely trigger-happy weirdos.

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#34039

 

Fun fact: The Greensboro Coliseum has the largest capacity of any arena in North Carolina.VP Kamala Harris filling this to capacity is a big deal. A very big deal.When she wins North Carolina, she wins the election.— Ted Corcoran (RedTRaccoon) (@RedTRaccoon)

 

 

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#34040

 

I don’t have a cat, so a dog will have to do! But like Taylor Swift I’m all in for @KamalaHarris & @Tim_Walz ! #VoteBlue Double check your own voter registration and find local early voting dates here: https://t.co/HzH35dTifv

 

 

#34041
What's the full context of the clip in Arizona? Is he talking about something in Pennsylvania? I know he's a moron but clips as short as that always feel misleading. 

I the full clip it looks like he is talking about Charleroi PA. Haitian immigrants.

“The immigrant population has grown in this community by over 2,000% in just the last two years, bringing new challenges for the school district.”

https://www.wpxi.com/news/local/charleroi-area-school-district-sees-influx-immigrant-students-seeks-state-financial-help/DOTPCRE4KFBMTDOB6THUTCQBYE/
#34044
50 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 No no. The correct move is to laugh violently in their face, then maybe pay them on the head and turn and walk away. 

Put the parental controls on Fox News. Since she’s blind it will be easy to pull off and she will be stuck. 

#34045
5 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Meanwhile in Charlotte 

VP Harris has taken the stage in Charlotte, NC for the “A New Way Forward” tour kick off. This is at the Bojangles Coliseum, it is at capacity, per campaign.

 

Damn. I’m starting to let myself believe this might actually happen. Still a lot of fight left, but fuck Donald Trump. 

#34046
2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

So turnip is fucking her, right?

 

Basketball Wives Ugh GIF by VH1

100% porking her

Loomer:

sad season 4 GIF

#34047
1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

Not more than 15 minutes ago, conversation, Belterra area (near the Travis / Hays County line):

Him: Turned 21 y.o. 21 days ago.
(I won't get into details about how the conversation started).
"I'm voting Trump, but I don't really pay attention to politics."

• Me: Do you know anything about Trump being found liable for sexual assault in a civil trial?
- Him: Ummm... no.
• Me: Trump's conviction on 34 felony accounts for election / financial fraud?
- Him: No.
• Me: Do you support a woman's right to choose what happens with her own body, especially regarding abortion?
• Him: Yes.
- Me: Then... if so, are you aware that Trump brags about how *HE* nominated Supreme Court justices who overturned Roe v. Wade & it would not have happened without those same Justices.
• Him: No (& as he said that, I sensed he didn't know what R-v-W was).
- Me: Are you aware of something Trump said in private - like what guys might say when nobody else is around & they say what's REALLY on their mind... how Trump bragged about grabbing women "because when you're famous, they let you do it it"?
• Him: No.

- Me: "& You're voting 'Trump'... because why?
• Him: "Because I don't know much about it, but I think he is the better one."
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"do you watch UFC?" 

Yes

"do you listen to Rogan?"

Yes

31 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I don’t have a cat, so a dog will have to do! But like Taylor Swift I’m all in for @KamalaHarris & @Tim_Walz ! #VoteBlue Double check your own voter registration and find local early voting dates here: https://t.co/HzH35dTifv

 

 

I'm surprised that Mel's wasn't "Old Jews for Harris".  

And I mean that will all respect.  I love and respect that dude.  It just seems like something he would do.

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#34048
Again, Pete Buttigieg is going to be president one day.

With the energy surrounding Kamala and a bench with people like Pete, the GOP is fucked as long as they continue to tie the anchor that is maga to their ankle.

#34049
1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Oh I just thought it was her not earning it bc she slept her way to the top or something 

Merit means not a DEI hire which is inferred because of her complexion. 
 

It doubles as a sexist for those that believe she dated her way up. 
 

Lack of merit.  It’s the Bob’s country bunker insult for both kinds, Racists and Misogynists. 
 

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#34050
46 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Is that post still up? I can't find it. Maybe a shop? (Or maybe I'm blocked.)

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