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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#38151
Tom Walsh’s decision to attend the Wisconsin-Minnesota game today is proof he just doesn’t get it and is exactly why he never became a head coachThis man needs to learn really fast that the SEC runs this country and he should be at the Georgia-Alabama game like Trump

 

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#38152
29 minutes ago, Pancho said:
When Trump is at tonight’s Alabama-Georgia game, the Harris campaign has arranged to have a small plane fly over Tuscaloosa with a banner declaring, “Trump’s Punting on 2nd Debate.” https://t.co/xKzdQvJj1B

 

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#38153
32 minutes ago, Pancho said:
When Trump is at tonight’s Alabama-Georgia game, the Harris campaign has arranged to have a small plane fly over Tuscaloosa with a banner declaring, “Trump’s Punting on 2nd Debate.” https://t.co/xKzdQvJj1B

 

Would rather this not have been leaked, and been a complete surprise to everyone in attendance. 

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#38154
6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Would rather this not have been leaked, and been a complete surprise to everyone in attendance. 

I wouldn’t worry, most fans in those stands can’t read anyway.

#38155
6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Would rather this not have been leaked, and been a complete surprise to everyone in attendance. 

Give em the old Turk 182

#38157
46 minutes ago, Pancho said:
When Trump is at tonight’s Alabama-Georgia game, the Harris campaign has arranged to have a small plane fly over Tuscaloosa with a banner declaring, “Trump’s Punting on 2nd Debate.” https://t.co/xKzdQvJj1B

 

revenge of the sith episode 3 GIF by Star Wars

#38160
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
When Trump is at tonight’s Alabama-Georgia game, the Harris campaign has arranged to have a small plane fly over Tuscaloosa with a banner declaring, “Trump’s Punting on 2nd Debate.” https://t.co/xKzdQvJj1B

 

 

Should go with the tried and true:

DONALD TRUMP IS NOT OUR STANDARD 

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#38161

 

On the road again, to get Kamala and Tim elected!@BetoORourke and I had the honor of visiting the legendary Willie Nelson’s ranch. It doesn’t get more Texas than Willie.@SecondGentleman @DouglasEmhoff

 

 

#38162
2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

We don’t sit in some massive hall every Sunday and talk about how much we all don’t believe in fairy tales or discuss plans to evangelize for critical thinking

Au contraire. I invite you to my church on Sundays at Ye Olde Crown and Anchor. 

#38163
4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

On the road again, to get Kamala and Tim elected!@BetoORourke and I had the honor of visiting the legendary Willie Nelson’s ranch. It doesn’t get more Texas than Willie.@SecondGentleman @DouglasEmhoff

 

 

I’m confused. Is Willie talking in the third person here?

#38165
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Log Cabin Republicans isn't exactly well thought out, either.

That reminds me, I meant to post a photo of the flags the gay guys down the street are currently flying.

 

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#38166
13 minutes ago, G650 said:

That reminds me, I meant to post a photo of the flags the gay guys down the street are currently flying.

 

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All of that tracks. 

#38167
Pennsylvania 🔔🚂Mail and absentee ballot requests updateTotal: 1,409,889🔵 Democratic 881,194 (62.5%)🔴 Republican 373,824 (26.5%)⚪️ Other 154,847 (11.0%)We'll have returned ballots in the coming days/weeks.

 

#38168
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Log Cabin Republicans isn't exactly well thought out, either.

Whenever I see Log Cabin Republicans I always assume they're Log Jammin' cosplayers.

#38169

nsiap ...

"Vance to talk at tour hosted by ‘prophet’ who thinks Harris practices witchcraft"

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/sep/27/vance-lance-wallnau-event

Nah, that's not weird at all.

 

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Trump’s running mate will speak at Lance Wallnau’s event in campaign’s latest link to extremist Christian right

JD Vance will speak at an event on Saturday hosted by the self-styled prophet and political extremist Lance Wallnau, who has claimed Kamala Harris practices witchcraft and has written that the US is headed toward bloody internal conflict.

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Wallnau, who hosts the tour and broadcasts its speakers on his online show – drawing hundreds in-person and sometimes tens of thousands virtually – is a proponent of the “seven mountains” mandate, which commands Christians to seek leadership in seven key areas of society – the church, the education system, the family, the media, the arts, business and government.

 

#38170
51 minutes ago, G650 said:

That reminds me, I meant to post a photo of the flags the gay guys down the street are currently flying.

 

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Most likely White. White Gays are interesting. The research on race and sexuality (especially LGBTQ) is really, really fascinating. It also has to do with self-concept and in-group/out-group

(So is the research on guys who fuck guys but still proclaim they are straight, but that’s a different topic…unless we’re talking about republicans)

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#38172
JD Vance intended to make a stop at a Primanti Bros near Pittsburgh… but when they got there, the campaign was told no cams & restaurant didn’t want to be part of a “campaign event”Vance ended up shaking hands outside in parking lot. He has event in Monroeville, PA this aftn


 

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#38174
10 minutes ago, Pancho said:
JD Vance intended to make a stop at a Primanti Bros near Pittsburgh… but when they got there, the campaign was told no cams & restaurant didn’t want to be part of a “campaign event”Vance ended up shaking hands outside in parking lot. He has event in Monroeville, PA this aftn


 

Robin Thede Wow GIF by A Black Lady Sketch Show

Just imagine a campaign where they didn't clear that in advance with the restaurant.

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#38175
They got tired of their Harris/Walz signs being stolen.

 

#38176
1 hour ago, G650 said:

That reminds me, I meant to post a photo of the flags the gay guys down the street are currently flying.

 

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There’s a house around the corner sporting a TRUMP: NO MORE BULLSHIT flag that just seems so ironic. How deep is the echo chamber where that makes any sense at all. Our neighborhood is full of children too, so it’s just so classy. 

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#38177

Man, this has gotten dark.

Trump: Joe Biden became mentally impaired. Kamala was born that way. She was born that way. And if you think about it, only a mentally disabled person could have allowed this to happen to our country.
#38178

I think he’s a week away from straight up eugenics talk. Not “she” was born mentally disabled but “they are born less intelligent.”

She is absolutely living in his head rent free.

Trump: But outside, we have thousands and thousands of people. 40 to 50,000 people at least out there.. It looked like when Lindbergh landed in New York., Do you remember that? Thousands of people.. they’re probably leaving and walking home

 

#38179

Compare and contrast.

Trump: Joe Biden became mentally impaired. Kamala was born that way. She was born that way. And if you think about it, only a mentally disabled person could have allowed this to happen to our country.
I reject the false choice that we must decide between securing our border and creating a system of immigration that is safe, orderly, and humane. We can and we must do both.

 

#38180
Trump: Oh, there's a fly. Oh, I wonder where the fly came from. See, two years ago, I wouldn't have had a fly up here. You’re changing rapidly. We can’t take it any longer

??????

#38181
3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Trump: Oh, there's a fly. Oh, I wonder where the fly came from. See, two years ago, I wouldn't have had a fly up here. You’re changing rapidly. We can’t take it any longer

??????

 

 

This gif never fails:

 

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#38182
18 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

I think he’s a week away from straight up eugenics talk. Not “she” was born mentally disabled but “they are born less intelligent.”

She is absolutely living in his head rent free.

Trump: But outside, we have thousands and thousands of people. 40 to 50,000 people at least out there.. It looked like when Lindbergh landed in New York., Do you remember that? Thousands of people.. they’re probably leaving and walking home

 

So he got worked for 90 minutes at the debate by a regard? Is that what he’s saying?

#38183
6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Trump: Oh, there's a fly. Oh, I wonder where the fly came from. See, two years ago, I wouldn't have had a fly up here. You’re changing rapidly. We can’t take it any longer

??????

Looks like he went to Megan Rapinoe’s barber. 

#38184
2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

So he got worked for 90 minutes at the debate by a regard? Is that what he’s saying?

I guess it is, yes 

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#38185
Trump: All the stupid people said I fell into her trap. They said I fell into her trap. She can’t set a mental trap. I didn’t fall into her trap. There is no trap. I didn’t fall into her trap

 

#38186
Just now, Ted Lange said:
Trump: All the stupid people said I fell into her trap. They said I fell into her trap. She can’t set a mental trap. I didn’t fall into her trap. There is no trap. I didn’t fall into her trap

 

Fuck this stupid old nonsensical asshole 

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#38187

Kamala is the mentally disabled candidate?

Trump: Most people don't have any idea what the hell a phone app is

 

#38188
7 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Kamala is the mentally disabled candidate?

Don’t you know?  Things didn’t exist before Trump discovered them.  Just wait until he reveals this thing called “The Internet”.

#38189
Trump: "I had a hell of a life. Oh, those locations. Those beautiful. I could've been sunbathing on the beach. You have never seen a body so beautiful. Much better than sleepy Joe."

 

#38190
2 hours ago, B00M said:

Should go with the tried and true:

DONALD TRUMP IS NOT OUR STANDARD 

“Donald Trump has small hands”

”Donald Trump has small rallies”

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#38191
24 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Kamala is the mentally disabled candidate?

Trump: Most people don't have any idea what the hell a phone app is

 

Okay grandpa let’s get you to bed https://t.co/mQOzn0uQv3

 

#38192
19 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Trump: "I had a hell of a life. Oh, those locations. Those beautiful. I could've been sunbathing on the beach. You have never seen a body so beautiful. Much better than sleepy Joe."

 

Where is Trump’s wife? The have enough money to pay her for appearances not covered in her contract.

#38193
57 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:
Trump: All the stupid people said I fell into her trap. They said I fell into her trap. She can’t set a mental trap. I didn’t fall into her trap. There is no trap. I didn’t fall into her trap

 

"Addresses the border crisis"

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#38194

 

Primanti Bros restaurant in Pittsburgh, PA wouldn’t let JD Vance in to greet his supporters.The supporters paid for their drinks, cancelled their orders, and left.pic.twitter.com/xM3kD7rGtv

 

 

#38195
1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:
Trump: All the stupid people said I fell into her trap. They said I fell into her trap. She can’t set a mental trap. I didn’t fall into her trap. There is no trap. I didn’t fall into her trap

 

You're the puppet!

#38196

Pretty sure Kamala could cut her entire creative team to one person whose job is to cut those videos above unedited with a “I’m Kamala Harris and I approve this message” at the end.

#38198
22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Primanti Bros restaurant in Pittsburgh, PA wouldn’t let JD Vance in to greet his supporters.The supporters paid for their drinks, cancelled their orders, and left.pic.twitter.com/xM3kD7rGtv

 

 

"There's the VP", she said ...

#38199
2 hours ago, Pancho said:
This ad is playing during Georgia Alabama game tonight 🏈So good

 

Where has this Democratic Party been my whole life?

She's trailing with men, so during the big game, that Trump has invested nearly his whole day in, they run a fantastic smack-talk political ad.  That's some well down prowrestling shit.  And that's normally Trump's niche, which is maybe why she is trailing with men. Stupid fucking men. You don't need to know a thing about policy.  You just need to know that Trump is a massive pussy*.  The viewing audience will see him wave to the crowd, with his stupid grin, and then watch her call challenge him to a fight.  Fucking beautiful.

*honestly, I looked for a synonym that would convey the same fullness as meaning.  But, nothing fit the bill.  The fact that pussy shares two meanings, one of which is wonderful, and the other is not, is just an accident of the English language.     

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