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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#43151

Trump amazed Weinstein got "schlonged"

https://www.thewrap.com/donald-trump-harvey-weinstein-schlonged-democrats-dan-bongino/

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Donald Trump said he was “so amazed that Harvey Weinstein got schlonged” by the Democrats since his political opponents usually protect their own.

On Friday, “The Dan Bongino Show” dropped a live podcast episode with the Republican presidential nominee where the topics ranged from Kamala Harris and Elon Musk, to the disgraced movie mogul and New York City Mayor Eric Adams.

“Democrats don’t have to be honest, they really don’t have to be honest, because they will never be accused of anything. It’s interesting,” Trump said. “I was so amazed that Harvey Weinstein got schlonged, he got hit as hard as you can get hit. Because he was sort of the king of the woke, right? And yet he got hit and I figured, maybe, he wouldn’t get hit so hard.”

“But boy — you don’t know him well, I don’t know him well, but I watched that and it was amazing. So when they do get hit, they get hit. But that’s the only one I can think of, normally they protect everybody,” he continued. “What they did with Adams, I think, is very suspect.”

Weinstein was found guilty of rape charges back in February 2020, though the New York Court of Appeals threw out that conviction in April. They ruled that Weinstein didn’t get a fair trial since the judge “erroneously admitted testimony of uncharged, alleged prior sexual acts” that potentially swayed the jury as the accusations were not part of the charges against him (a separate conviction in California allows New York authorities to keep him incarcerated while he awaits a new trial).

He has since pleaded not guilty to a new criminal sex act charge for which he was indicted, in addition to being moved from Rikers Island to Bellevue Hospital in Manhattan for emergency heart surgery last month.

Notably, this is not the first time Trump has used the term “schlonged” in this manner. In 2015, he used it in reference to Hillary Clinton losing her primary run in 2008, among other past instances.

Bongino describes himself as “a former Secret Service Agent, former NYPD officer and New York Times bestselling author” who hosts new podcast episodes every weekday where “he tackles the hottest political issues, debunking both liberal and Republican establishment rhetoric,” according to his podcast bio.

 

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#43153
8 hours ago, Thatguy said:

If you are reading the tea leaves, the Trump campaign is telling us all we need to know by how they are moving. They have softened their stance on women's issues and he has even done an all women town hall. He has skipped a lot of interviews but didn't skip Univision and the barbershop bit tells me they feel they need to bolster the Latino vote. He knows to leave us the fuck alone. That said his rhetoric amongst women and latinos is downright suicidal, almost impossible to clean up even for a seasoned pro. Trump, however, seems to make it worse the second someone hands him a microphone. His town hall with women was awful from the moment go with what he said about the woman who died. Then watching him try to address mass deportation in fron of the latinos was downright comical.

Vance seems to be out of sight as well.  He might be doing rallies and maybe they are so pitiful nobody is covering them, but it feels like somebody in the Trump campaign knows he’s a drag in the campaign.  

#43156
31 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Dave Bautista?

I thought he was penciled in for SECDEF.

#43157
1 minute ago, Pancho said:


I wonder why @Stros121 negged this?

Smells like bitch when he’s in here 

#43159

Walz was on Rich Eisen today. Mostly talked football. Walz related a story about yelling at a ref that nobody calls that and the ref said "you know we call that, i called it on you in Nebraska" -this was in Minnesota.

Likeable and funny. Down to earth.

Political message was moving away from divisive politics and finding commonality.

#43160
4 minutes ago, Pancho said:


I wonder why @Stros121 negged this?

Because he's a bitch Astros fan who's angry they can't get a win at home in the playoffs?

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#43161
Rs dropped 5 polls into natl polling averages today, moving 538. That's over 70+ red wave polls, at least 29 different orgs, Polymarket voodoo too. They just keep working the averages, & they keep moving. Just like 2022.And they would only be doing it if they were losing.

 

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#43162

 

He fell asleep at his own campaign event today.It's time to turn the page on him.

 

 

#43163
5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:
Rs dropped 5 polls into natl polling averages today, moving 538. That's over 70+ red wave polls, at least 29 different orgs, Polymarket voodoo too. They just keep working the averages, & they keep moving. Just like 2022.And they would only be doing it if they were losing.

 

Yep. Nothing but crap polls. High quality orgs have decided they don’t want to do it 

#43164
53 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

We didn't make it a post-law and post-norms hellscape.  But it is what it is.  Play by the new rules.  And play to win.

The GQP decided to make it all Mad Max Thunderdome.  Groovy.  Let's fucking roll.  Two sides enter, one side leaves.

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Different Mad Max movie, but you get the gist (also quite possible the coolest moment in any film)

#43165
13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Because he's a bitch Astros fan who's angry they can't get a win at home in the playoffs?

Don't sports the political board dallas asshole!

: )

#43166
Just now, Born to Run said:

Don't sports the political board dallas asshole!

: )

Don't blame me. Blame Ted Cruz. 

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#43169

 

It's time for an all-new edition of What Was Trump Asked About?

 

 

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#43170
Just imagine how delusional Alina Habba must be to say this with a straight face: "We've forgotten how to be polite. We've forgotten how to be respectful of different opinions and I know that President Trump will get us back there. He really will."

Just have no more words about irony being dead

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#43172

Thats Nice Reaction GIF by MOODMAN
 

At Harris rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer arrives with surprise guests: Governors Healey, Moore, Evers, Shapiro and Hochul.

 

#43173

 

Treene: Behind the camera, it’s actually pretty empty. They have not been able to fill this.

 

 

#43174
29 minutes ago, TexPx said:

Why are you posting that bullshit here?

6 minutes ago, Stros121 said:

Ready for Monday! 
 

 

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It’s amazing this is the current GOP brain trust. I mean really it’s something to behold.

#43175
1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Treene: Behind the camera, it’s actually pretty empty. They have not been able to fill this.

 

 

I’m shocked he can’t fill a venue in Detroit. Hopefully his team figures out what happened there…

#43176
20 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:
Rs dropped 5 polls into natl polling averages today, moving 538. That's over 70+ red wave polls, at least 29 different orgs, Polymarket voodoo too. They just keep working the averages, & they keep moving. Just like 2022.And they would only be doing it if they were losing.

 

this feels like episode 2 of an upcoming hulu docuseries.

maybe hbo max.

#43177
12 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Why are you posting that bullshit here?

It’s amazing this is the current GOP brain trust. I mean really it’s something to behold.

Lotta drug addiction, mental illness and self loathing. 

#43178
5 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Lotta drug addiction, mental illness and self loathing. 

New motto?

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#43179

My 12 year old was telling us over dinner that a couple of kids wore Trump 2024 shirts to school today. Then we discussed how she has no memories of life before Trump. How depressing is that? She’s seen that fat bag of shit on TV and heard people at school talk about him basically her entire life. 

#43180
10 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

My 12 year old was telling us over dinner that a couple of kids wore Trump 2024 shirts to school today. Then we discussed how she has no memories of life before Trump. How depressing is that? She’s seen that fat bag of shit on TV and heard people at school talk about him basically her entire life. 

We talk to our daughter about it too. All those kids see is a bombastic influencer. It’s no wonder why immature children like him. It’s the grown adults that worry me.

#43181
this feels like episode 2 of an upcoming hulu docuseries.
maybe hbo max.

Naah. New telenovela: “El Pendejo Naranja.”
#43182

If someone is voting for the first time they are eligible in November all they’ve known is Trump.  Their whole political frame of reference is based on having a lunatic like Trump at the top of the ticket for one party.   It’s their normal. 

#43183

https://www.thedailybeast.com/exhausted-trump-cant-make-it-through-dan-bongino-interview-in-his-own-home/

 

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Donald Trump didn’t even have to leave his building for an interview that streamed live on his friend and loyal supporter Dan Bongino’s video podcastFriday morning. But he still had trouble making it to the end of what may have been intended to be a longer sit-down. 

After vamping for more than 30 minutes in Trump Tower as he waited for the ex-president to show up, Bongino began by boasting to the president about the “super, extra MAGA” crowd that tunes into his show. “We’re like the darkest MAGA of all,” Bongino said in an attempt to out-do Elon Musk.

 

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At one point in the low-energy interview, Trump offered up insights such as how “amazed” he was that “king of woke” Harvey Weinstein got “schlonged.” But it was his final moment with Bongino that caught the eye of Kamala Harris’ social media team. 

“Trump abruptly ends his live interview after it is reported that he is canceling interviews because he is ‘exhausted,’” @KamalaHQ tweeted, referring to a new report from Politico that the Republican candidate is “exhausted and refusing interviews” with less than 3 weeks to go until Election Day.

 

Trump abruptly ends his live interview after it is reported that he is canceling interviews because he is “exhausted”: “Off the record, I gotta get going”
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After about half an hour, as Bongino tried to ask another question, Trump said, “Hey, Dan, off the record, I gotta get going,” seeming not to realize the interview was airing live. 

Bongino apologized to both Trump and his viewers for the abrupt end to the interview and let his guest go, but not before making him sign a baseball that he said he planned to auction off for charity. 

“Pretty good, just like the old days,” Trump said from his chair as Bongino stood up and admired the signature.

 

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Then, shortly after this article was published, Bongino sent the Daily Beast what he described as “receipts” showing Trump did not end the interview early (along with the charming note, “Does your mother tell her friends she has no living children out of embarrassment for having spawned such an embarrassing piece of s--t?”)

But in the screenshot of an email in which Trump’s team confirmed the interview, it clearly shows it was meant to be an hour long. Instead of staying for the full time he agreed to be live with Bongino and pushing back his next event, Trump ended the sit-down after a little more than 30 minutes had elapsed.

More RECEIPTS for you fucksticks.Here’s the email from the Trump team confirming the schedule. Notice, he was scheduled until 11a. He stayed until after 11 because HE WAS COMING FROM ANOTHER INTERVIEW at Fox and was a few mins behind. He then stayed an extra ten minutes to… https://t.co/evOopOMZIH

 

 

Bongino is a former NYPD officer and Secret Service agent with three failed congressional bids under his belt who rose to prominence as a conservative pundit on Fox News during Trump’s first term as president. He very briefly had his own show on the network before “parting ways” with the company in 2023. (His 2018 departure from NRATV prompted a failed defamation suit against the Daily Beast.)

During the COVID-19 pandemic, Bongino became one of the loudest voices against mask and vaccine mandates, which ultimately led to a permanent ban from YouTube in 2022. He currently hosts The Dan Bongino Show on the conservative platform Rumble.

 

#43184
6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

If someone is voting for the first time they are eligible in November all they’ve known is Trump.  Their whole political frame of reference is based on having a lunatic like Trump at the top of the ticket for one party.   It’s their normal. 

every time we see early voting breakdowns, there's always "first time voters" or "didn't vote in 2020" or whatever. i would love to see a breakdown of those.

i can't imagine anyone of voting age voting for trump for the first time, though i'm sure they exist. not sure what happened over the past 4 years that would make you vote for trump after not voting for him in 16 and 20. then there are people who are just turning 18, and i guess some of them are voting for him?

all logic and reasoning say that if the first-time/didn't vote in 2020 number is large, it's good for kamala, right?  right?

#43185
3 hours ago, wood said:

How much money did we spend/add to the money supply with the stimulus checks? As soon as they announced that, my 'Inflation' alarm bells started ringing in my head. 

About 800 billion of the 5 trillion that was spent for covid relief was the stimulus checks. 

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#43186
The scene from Trump’s rally in Detroit where his mic just cut out mid speech. He’s been pacing around the stage for more than 10 minutes as officials work to fix the issue. A sign that reads “Technical difficulties. Complicated Business” is on the screen.

 

#43187

I am watching as much of the turnip rally in Detroit as I can for yall. So far he threatened the microphone which I guess isn't working right. He is killing himself up there for the people bc of the microphone. 

Death penalty for immigrant murderers.

All new jobs are taken by migrants.

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#43188

Ok, I am out. I just can't. Not one true statement in 10 minutes.

I cannot believe people vote for this idiot.

Loser.

#43190

I might be a little bit high, but damn it must be fun to be the president. 

"Yo, I want a 30-page write-up on what's going on in Kyrgyzstan this month from the embassy by 6AM tomorrow." Wasting that kind of curiosity power on someone who won't read a damn thing like Trump is such a tragedy of resources.

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#43194
25 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I might be a little bit high, but damn it must be fun to be the president. 

"Yo, I want a 30-page write-up on what's going on in Kyrgyzstan this month from the embassy by 6AM tomorrow." Wasting that kind of curiosity power on someone who won't read a damn thing like Trump is such a tragedy of resources.

Me too.  But I'm more of a pessimist.  I think it would more likely be "Sir, here is a 30-page report of Kyrgystan.  It sounds like the Russians crossed the border 2 hours ago and we need to determine the response quickly." 

#43195

 

Trump calls Michiganders “fat pigs” https://t.co/2bbyjnAW6A

 

 

#43197

What else is new.

 

 

Trump: I won’t pay the bill for this stupid company that rented us this crap

 

 

 

 

#43198
9 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

That's troubling. I hope it doesn't speak to all of Texas, but I'm sure it will. 

Seriously, how many people are just sending out bitly links and taking cash at this point?

I signed up for the Madison Square Garden thing, so I have been getting texts from the campaign.  I figured maybe I would fuck some volunteer, waste their time and amuse myself.  But keeping it low key.  Pretending I don't understand how hyperlinks work from their regular barrage of texts.  Asking what they wanted to know when they asked if I would take a survey. Congratulating them when they declare "I am Trump." Low key, but believable stupidity. But it's just a steady stream of automated texts.  No text banking.  They don't have volunteers, just robotexts.  For someone they think is going to a Trump rally. 

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#43199
18 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

What the fuck 

#43200
11 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I signed up for the Madison Square Garden thing, so I have been getting texts from the campaign.  I figured maybe I would fuck some volunteer, waste their time and amuse myself.  But keeping it low key.  Pretending I don't understand how hyperlinks work from their regular barrage of texts.  Asking what they wanted to know when they asked if I would take a survey. Congratulating them when they declare "I am Trump." Low key, but believable stupidity. But it's just a steady stream of automated texts.  No text banking.  They don't have volunteers, just robotexts.  For someone they think is going to a Trump rally. 

to clarify, that's "to fuck with some volunteer." 

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