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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#43201
2 minutes ago, Tuco said:

to clarify, that's "to fuck with some volunteer." 

It was better the first time

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#43203
NEWTexas has now surpassed 18.6M votersThat is 3.5 million more voters than we had in 2016 when Donald Trump was first elected. That is equivalent to every voter in Wisconsin moving to Texas. https://t.co/uXY7ZOSCQc via @houstonchron

 

#43204
4 hours ago, Red Five said:

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When I see that, all I can think about is hoping it’s their Nebraska Phone Flop Out moment

#43205
2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

My 12 year old was telling us over dinner that a couple of kids wore Trump 2024 shirts to school today. Then we discussed how she has no memories of life before Trump. How depressing is that? She’s seen that fat bag of shit on TV and heard people at school talk about him basically her entire life. 

Mine is 17, he got to see us lose to Iowa State and Kansas at home, plus  all the other fuckery.

Hates Trump and all politics.

Wild last decade.

#43206
40 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

What else is new.

 

 

Trump: I won’t pay the bill for this stupid company that rented us this crap

 

 

 

 

I say this with all sincerity, and I know others share this sentiment, but he can choke on a bag of dicks.  I’d be sorry if it wasn’t a bag of dicks that shot lava-hot gonoreah out the back of his skull.

#43207
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/exhausted-trump-cant-make-it-through-dan-bongino-interview-in-his-own-home/

 

 

 

Trump abruptly ends his live interview after it is reported that he is canceling interviews because he is “exhausted”: “Off the record, I gotta get going”

 

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Then, shortly after this article was published, Bongino sent the Daily Beast what he described as “receipts” showing Trump did not end the interview early (along with the charming note, “Does your mother tell her friends she has no living children out of embarrassment for having spawned such an embarrassing piece of s--t?”)

But in the screenshot of an email in which Trump’s team confirmed the interview, it clearly shows it was meant to be an hour long. Instead of staying for the full time he agreed to be live with Bongino and pushing back his next event, Trump ended the sit-down after a little more than 30 minutes had elapsed.

More RECEIPTS for you fucksticks.Here’s the email from the Trump team confirming the schedule. Notice, he was scheduled until 11a. He stayed until after 11 because HE WAS COMING FROM ANOTHER INTERVIEW at Fox and was a few mins behind. He then stayed an extra ten minutes to… https://t.co/evOopOMZIH

 

 

Bongino is a former NYPD officer and Secret Service agent with three failed congressional bids under his belt who rose to prominence as a conservative pundit on Fox News during Trump’s first term as president. He very briefly had his own show on the network before “parting ways” with the company in 2023. (His 2018 departure from NRATV prompted a failed defamation suit against the Daily Beast.)

During the COVID-19 pandemic, Bongino became one of the loudest voices against mask and vaccine mandates, which ultimately led to a permanent ban from YouTube in 2022. He currently hosts The Dan Bongino Show on the conservative platform Rumble.

 

Don Oingo Boingos grift is about to expire; he mad.

#43209
I will say this - turnout in the Philly collars and Allegheny are on track to be very, very high. Wouldn’t be shocked if they got close to or hit 2020 turnout.I encourage you to think about how that bodes as far as math is concerned for the rest of the state.

 

#43210
9 minutes ago, Homercles said:

When I see that, all I can think about is hoping it’s their Nebraska Phone Flop Out moment

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#43211
12 minutes ago, Homercles said:

When I see that, all I can think about is hoping it’s their Nebraska Phone Flop Out moment

ok boomer. like i’m gonna remember every single detail from a story from 30 years ago.

this is the “niiice cock” story, right?

#43212
2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

ok boomer. like i’m gonna remember every single detail from a story from 30 years ago.

this is the “niiice cock” story, right?

If you loose your one and only, there's always room here for the lonely...

#43213
4 minutes ago, Pancho said:
I will say this - turnout in the Philly collars and Allegheny are on track to be very, very high. Wouldn’t be shocked if they got close to or hit 2020 turnout.I encourage you to think about how that bodes as far as math is concerned for the rest of the state.

 


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#43214
Just feels like the physics in the race have shifted in the last few days. @KamalaHarris is ballin' and @realDonaldTrump is stallin' https://t.co/EOGM2J4IUq

let’s go. 
 

#43216
6 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

I recently saw the guy who made "Cop Killer" on a box of Cheerios. 

There goes the neighborhood 

#43217
7 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

I recently saw the guy who made "Cop Killer" on a box of Cheerios. 

 

20 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

There goes the neighborhood 

Here, have a love song...

 

 

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#43218
3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/exhausted-trump-cant-make-it-through-dan-bongino-interview-in-his-own-home/

 

 

 

Trump abruptly ends his live interview after it is reported that he is canceling interviews because he is “exhausted”: “Off the record, I gotta get going”

 

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Then, shortly after this article was published, Bongino sent the Daily Beast what he described as “receipts” showing Trump did not end the interview early (along with the charming note, “Does your mother tell her friends she has no living children out of embarrassment for having spawned such an embarrassing piece of s--t?”)

But in the screenshot of an email in which Trump’s team confirmed the interview, it clearly shows it was meant to be an hour long. Instead of staying for the full time he agreed to be live with Bongino and pushing back his next event, Trump ended the sit-down after a little more than 30 minutes had elapsed.

More RECEIPTS for you fucksticks.Here’s the email from the Trump team confirming the schedule. Notice, he was scheduled until 11a. He stayed until after 11 because HE WAS COMING FROM ANOTHER INTERVIEW at Fox and was a few mins behind. He then stayed an extra ten minutes to… https://t.co/evOopOMZIH

 

 

Bongino is a former NYPD officer and Secret Service agent with three failed congressional bids under his belt who rose to prominence as a conservative pundit on Fox News during Trump’s first term as president. He very briefly had his own show on the network before “parting ways” with the company in 2023. (His 2018 departure from NRATV prompted a failed defamation suit against the Daily Beast.)

During the COVID-19 pandemic, Bongino became one of the loudest voices against mask and vaccine mandates, which ultimately led to a permanent ban from YouTube in 2022. He currently hosts The Dan Bongino Show on the conservative platform Rumble.

 

If YGIF’s prediction of dotard dying before or shortly after the election because his body just gives out comes true, I will forever hold him in esteem as a truly gifted savant. 

#43219
2 hours ago, BevoAbyss said:

The Bible thumping theocrats/fascists are the single greatest force crashing American democracy. There is nothing even a close second.

The point of no return was the marriage of Reagan, Falwell, and the GQP. Fundagelicals/GQP have attacked and eroded secular society ever since. Social media idiocy, rulings like Citizens United, cowardly journalism, and insane conspiracy theory (celebrated on TV and in movies) only hastened the demise into sheer lunacy, sure to be backed by violence and guns and lots of bibles shoved down everyone's throats.

Until we fight back…

#43220
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

If YGIF’s prediction of dotard dying before or shortly after the election because his body just gives out comes true, I will forever hold him in esteem as a truly gifted savant. 

Hold off until the Paxton stuff happens. 

#43221

I heard about Trump dancing for an hour at a town hall in Penn, so I had to check it out on C-SPAN:

https://www.c-span.org/video/?539179-1/president-trump-hosts-town-hall-oaks-pennsylvania

Sorry if it's already been covered here.  The great thing about C-SPAN is it's just the unblinking eye of a camera.  They just keep rolling.

Some unfortunate person fainted at about the 47 minute mark because it was hot in the venue without A/C, and the doors were all closed.  Old people standing around for hours, what could go wrong?  Trump just stood there for almost an hour dancing to various songs.  Kristi Noem looked like a hostage who couldn't find a gracious way to end it.  At one point she starts to rearrange the chairs, perhaps hoping that would be a sign that this thing is over.

Trump requested Ave Maria by Pavarotti.  He then stopped taking questions and just starts rambling.  An Ave Maria encore was followed by to "It's a man's world".  James Brown said:

This is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing, not one little thing, without a woman or a girl
He's lost in the wilderness
He's lost in bitterness, he's lost lost

They cut out that part of the song...

More Trump rambling was followed by "YMCA".  Noem tried to find an exit as Trump worked the crowd.  She failed and remained onstage for 20 more minutes.

The town hall music festival continued with "Hallelujah" while the screen behinds him changed from "TRUMP TOWNHALL" to  "TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING".  The crowd swayed and turned on their camera flashlights.

I will spare you the rest but it did include Elvis singing "I wish I was in Dixie", followed by Guns and Roses singing "Nothin' lasts forever, and we both know hearts can change" and wrapped up with music from Cats.

It's like the movie Idiocracy came to life...

#43222
25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Until we fight back…

Yep. I came to terms with this a few years ago. My body is too wrecked for adequate field work, but I can advise. 

Put me in an Alamo situation and I'll do my best not to be a liability.

#43224

I’m beginning to think he intentionally starts rallies late because he wants more people there and folks aren’t showing up timely and just stroll in whenever they want.  The folks that passed out had probably been waiting forever for him to start.  CNN mentioned a rally he had today started well past the scheduled time.

#43225

But you're right uncommitted, Muslim voters in Michigan and those angry about Gaza, they're the exact same candidates so a vote for Trump would be just super for the Palestinians. 

Trump says he's about to speak to Netanyahu and says, "Biden is trying to hold him back ... he probably should be doing the opposite, actually."

 

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#43226
23 minutes ago, mdmost said:

But you're right uncommitted, Muslim voters in Michigan and those angry about Gaza, they're the exact same candidates so a vote for Trump would be just super for the Palestinians. 

Trump says he's about to speak to Netanyahu and says, "Biden is trying to hold him back ... he probably should be doing the opposite, actually."

 

“Everything’s moving along pretty good”, wtf

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#43228
10 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I’m so ready for this to be over.  

You and me both 

I wish the heart disease would kick in

#43231
31 minutes ago, texasdago said:

You and me both 

I wish the heart disease would kick in

Let's wait until he sees that he's lost the election.  Then he can choke to death on a chicken bone.

#43233
2 hours ago, mdmost said:

But you're right uncommitted, Muslim voters in Michigan and those angry about Gaza, they're the exact same candidates so a vote for Trump would be just super for the Palestinians. 

Trump says he's about to speak to Netanyahu and says, "Biden is trying to hold him back ... he probably should be doing the opposite, actually."

 

 

michigan muslims have to be high on stephen millers to do list of naturalized citizens 

#43234
On 10/17/2024 at 8:46 PM, SydneyCarton said:

You’re right. She shouldn’t try to sway anyone. In fact she just should have shown up and Tom Herman flipped 2 birds and said “fuck y’all racist fucks” and flipped her chair and left. On the way out she should have said “fuck Palestine” too. Not that the Dearborn caucus was going to vote for her anyway, she lacks their purity quotient. 
 

You and chainsaw should get together and go bowling. She got massive ratings on a  network that has NEVER been exposed to her, and she did well enough that multiple fox hosts said later she should be pleased with her performance. The fact you think only texags watch Fox News is telling…I know several “Independents” who watch Fox News. 
 

Grow up. You meet people where they are, and you’re sitting over there going “fuck it everyone’s dumb.” Thanks but I have a fucking 7 year old, I need to at least think his future has a shot. So yeah, if she got one fucking vote I’ll take it. Or better yet, she makes people stay home. 

 

This is really how you imagine anyone envisioned her appearance?  Why stop with Herman?  Throw in a mutated Herman, Charlie Strong and Mack Brown, flipping everybody double birds with like 6 arms. Cool, yeah.  And Palestine thrown in to boot--bravo. Keep it going, because Palestine and don't appear on fox are totally similar. 

But sure, for the strong Sydney take--who are these Independents that watch Fox and listen to Trump spew hatred on the regular in incomplete sentences and made up words for strong, teary eyed men?  You do know that there's a mountain of shitty things spewed daily by Trump himself, in front of town halls, live television, in court records, at rally's--that's the brand and they stormed the capitol on every channel.  He doesn't hide his animosity and it gets played on Fox, constantly.  Who are these independents that watch this insanity and then think, ok, now let's hear her views?  Why would they watch Fox and nothing else?  That's not an independent.  They choose to listen to a man spew hatred on a channel that sells outrage. How is that meeting them halfway--they didn't go anywhere, they're built in and the regular audience goes back to its regular programming, which we all agree is brainwashing, but also a choice.  And I don't expect those regular viewing numbers to change one iota post interview. She's super brave, though, but we knew that from her DEA days, and all the other millions of clips already in existence. Plus Pete and Walz already provide a constant feed of great sound bites on Fox.      

I've always stated I think she'll win.  The popular vote has gone to Democrats for awhile now, and this will too--by millions. But this is the really important part for me-- I don't want Fox to make one dollar off her appearance--not in ad space, not in legitimacy, not in eyeballs going forward.  This also brings attention to their network. Y'all claim it's all positive for her but they win from this too--they're mostly in it for the money.  They win both ways. It's like a scenario from the Chocolate War.  I think she speaks to the choir at this point--others are just looking for an excuse qualifying not voting for her. And I didn't want her to provide them one having a human moment on a hostile station. That was it, and it didn't involve one flipping of the "bird" or whatever fantasy you enjoyed.  

And if your daughter's and all our futures hinge on an interview on Fox, god help us.  But she did great yet again, and it didn't hurt her.  Add it to the terabytes of footage already available.  I understand she may have made some converts. It's just really hard for me to grasp that those converts could stomach him regularly, but now see the light. I realize I'm out of touch with that population segment since high school. And yes, I think Independents are dumb fucks for hanging out with a bunch of fascists and not knowing it.

Disclaimer for the late post, but I don't know if I got banned or if the site got banned from the university, or everywhere I was trying to access it from in DC--that's probably for IT. 

You can now go back to your bizarre ass dream sequences, but stop using logic in arguments about Trump.  Neither he, nor his followers apply it.    

 

 

#43235
2 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

This is really how you imagine anyone envisioned her appearance?  Why stop with Herman?  Throw in a mutated Herman, Charlie Strong and Mack Brown, flipping everybody double birds with like 6 arms. Cool, yeah.  And Palestine thrown in to boot--bravo. Keep it going, because Palestine and don't appear on fox are totally similar. 

But sure, for the strong Sydney take--who are these Independents that watch Fox and listen to Trump spew hatred on the regular in incomplete sentences and made up words for strong, teary eyed men?  You do know that there's a mountain of shitty things spewed daily by Trump himself, in front of town halls, live television, in court records, at rally's--that's the brand and they stormed the capitol on every channel.  He doesn't hide his animosity and it gets played on Fox, constantly.  Who are these independents that watch this insanity and then think, ok, now let's hear her views?  Why would they watch Fox and nothing else?  That's not an independent.  They choose to listen to a man spew hatred on a channel that sells outrage. How is that meeting them halfway--they didn't go anywhere, they're built in and the regular audience goes back to its regular programming, which we all agree is brainwashing, but also a choice.  And I don't expect those regular viewing numbers to change one iota post interview. She's super brave, though, but we knew that from her DEA days, and all the other millions of clips already in existence. Plus Pete and Walz already provide a constant feed of great sound bites on Fox.      

I've always stated I think she'll win.  The popular vote has gone to Democrats for awhile now, and this will too--by millions. But this is the really important part for me-- I don't want Fox to make one dollar off her appearance--not in ad space, not in legitimacy, not in eyeballs going forward.  This also brings attention to their network. Y'all claim it's all positive for her but they win from this too--they're mostly in it for the money.  They win both ways. It's like a scenario from the Chocolate War.  I think she speaks to the choir at this point--others are just looking for an excuse qualifying not voting for her. And I didn't want her to provide them one having a human moment on a hostile station. That was it, and it didn't involve one flipping of the "bird" or whatever fantasy you enjoyed.  

And if your daughter's and all our futures hinge on an interview on Fox, god help us.  But she did great yet again, and it didn't hurt her.  Add it to the terabytes of footage already available.  I understand she may have made some converts. It's just really hard for me to grasp that those converts could stomach him regularly, but now see the light. I realize I'm out of touch with that population segment since high school. And yes, I think Independents are dumb fucks for hanging out with a bunch of fascists and not knowing it.

Disclaimer for the late post, but I don't know if I got banned or if the site got banned from the university, or everywhere I was trying to access it from in DC--that's probably for IT. 

You can now go back to your bizarre ass dream sequences, but stop using logic in arguments about Trump.  Neither he, nor his followers apply it.    

 

 

This whole post is just weird. But ok, we can agree that you’re out of touch with the stupidity of most people these days. You’re attempting to say “don’t apply logic” as you try to apply logic to how someone can or cannot stomach Fox News. And you can get riled up all you want about them making money, but I’ll take that in exchange for a few votes. 

6 hours ago, mdmost said:

But you're right uncommitted, Muslim voters in Michigan and those angry about Gaza, they're the exact same candidates so a vote for Trump would be just super for the Palestinians. 

Trump says he's about to speak to Netanyahu and says, "Biden is trying to hold him back ... he probably should be doing the opposite, actually."

 

This should be an ad they play in Michigan non fucking stop. 

#43239
27 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Confirming that we got football in the divorce.

There is a lot of gold in there 

Listening to the game instead of watching because he was probably traveling between campaign stops.

The way he coached with the players he had.

Getting the baton passed to him to coach the Congressional game from Tom Osborne and Largent throwing a pick.

The restraint from cussing while he was at the game.

The ref story. 

Gold Jerry.

 

From @HenryJames Link above 

Despite the influx of cash, some of America PAC's outreach has been plagued by disarray, the people familiar with its efforts told Reuters. As with many campaign operations, the group has hired contractors to carry out grass-roots efforts, relying on hourly workers to knock on doors and speak face-to-face with potential voters.
Some of those workers have been difficult to retain. Three canvassers, who asked not to be identified, told Reuters the work isn't worth the pay, starting at some contractors at as low as $20 per hour. In some cases, they added, canvassers drive long distances in remote areas and don't get reimbursed for gasoline.
 
No Way! Not reimbursed for expenses? Shitty pay?
 

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Stupid fucking autocorrect

#43242
Well worth 100,000 retweets.This is amazing and needs to be seen by every single person in America.Worth not just tweeting but retweeting every single day until Election Day. https://t.co/R71xDGBknf

Trump's ability to fuck everything & everybody is his superpower. Also, this list seems too short.

#43245
“You caught me off guard there.”He can’t name one single fucking thing. Not one. https://t.co/Ewb7pdjpLc

 

#43246
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Yeah I want this sign.

PSA:  if you don't have the Ed Stasium remix, get it.

#43247
8 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Let's wait until he sees that he's lost the election.  Then he can choke to death on a chicken bone.

Chicken McNuggets don't have bones (as far as you know).

#43249

Georgia overnight updates and takeaways:

1.  1.2 M votes cast (almost dead on the nose)

2.  Women have now outvoted men by 130k 55% to 44.7%, I guess .3% is other

3.  Non voters are 173k.  Of that 45k are 18-29, and 45k are over 65.  

4.  Fortress Atlanta - Fulton County 138k votes cast or 15.4% compared to 2020

Dekalb County - 82k votes cast or 13.9% compared to 2020

#43250

Watching Gameday and there was a anti-Kamala ad from Trump about transgender prisoners using clips from African American shows. I'm sure the context was that show talking about the ad and not supporting Trump. It's like the Bidenomics ad using an African American woman who's actually a Kamala supporter. That's what Trump is running on? Fear of transgender prisoners?

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