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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#46651
10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oh damn man

Trump is asked what it was like on his first day in office. He doesn't understand the question. Joe clarifies. So Trump starts talking about getting shot.

 

Hes a fucking 2 year old child

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#46653
2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

 

Fucking American treasure right there. God Bless Willie. image.thumb.png.4172396288ae65eea325fada3d044dd0.png

 

I've got a long list of real good reasons for all the things I've done,

I've got a picture in the back of my mind of what I've lost and what I've won,

I've survived every situation knowing when to freeze and when to run,

and regret is just a memory, written on my brow,

and there's nothing I can do about it now.

#46654
1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Can't keep up w/ this thread so fuiap

Biloxi TV anchor crashes out over Kamala

Here's the video that got WLOX-TV anchor Dave Elliot fired from his job today.pic.twitter.com/dAanV0QRPj

 

Nice shades, assbag.

#46655
28 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

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Kelly Rowland & Beyoncé arriving on stage at Kamala Harris’ rally in Houston tonight!

 

#46656
36 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m actually impressed he knows the word “melancholia”

He watched the movie to see Kristen Dunst's tits.

#46657
22 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Awesome restoration. See it in a theater if you can.

I actually preferred the Documentary Now! version.  

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I don't have any daughters, but if I did, this pic would make me cry like a baby. Still hits me right in the feels anyway.

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#46659
Even Joe Rogan is laughing at him

 

#46660
1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:
Donald Trump tells Joe Rogan that Abraham Lincoln was a “very depressed guy,” after he lost his son Tad. There’s only one problem: Tad died 6 years after Lincoln’s death.pic.twitter.com/jarveYFHZo

 

I mean, he gets partial credit. He just got the name wrong.

So close.

#46662
12 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I mean, he gets partial credit. He just got the name wrong.

So close.

If he had more than a 1 inch Willie he might have remembered the name.

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#46663

Jesus it's insane that this election is even close. It was sickeningly astonishing the first time Trump won, but for Americans to put him in office again after everything he's done is just a big middle finger to the concept of responsible, democratic government. Voting for Trump is not an act of ignorance anymore, it's an act of malice.

 

 

#46664
Undecided? Just watch, and ask yourself: can this train wreck handle being president?

 

#46665
Newest Total - Mail Ballots - Clark County, NV 10/25/2024 (SOS)Dem 87,333 (45.0%) +35,716Rep 51,617 (26.6%)Other 55,258 (28.5%)Total 194,208More mail released by the SOS. Dems gained almost 2k on the margin. Expect more late tonight/in the morning.

 

#46667
2 hours ago, Stilicho said:

Yeah. They’re coming off the fucking rails. Just waste your career for TFG?
 

In Biloxi?!

Career?  He’s a chain-smoking, barely paid loser who never climbed past market 190.  At least some people fail upward.  He just languished in a shithole market. 

#46668
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that was the word of the day on his dictionary app and he told that story just so he could use it in a sentence and cross it off his list for day

yesterday was “skullduggery”. 

#46669
Trump: You ever see Kamala’s crowds? They put like ten people

they don’t get people. 

#46670
2 hours ago, Zonahorn said:
Vice President Harris: The Attorney General of Texas is suing to get their hands on the private medical records of women who leave the state to get care. So see what is happening. Donald Trump won’t let anyone see his medical records. But these guys want to get their hands on…

That's a great line. Should be used again and again and again.

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#46671
4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

damn she has a GREAT ass !!!!!!

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#46672
3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

It’s slow going, and people are split between BluSky, Mastodon, and Threads.  And Threads/Mega are dragging their feet in a few key features - embedding is now possible but it relies upon third parties to update their software, but they are still refusing to do DMs (telling people to pop back into Instagram for that). They are also sticking to only one hashtag which is annoying.

I like the discussions in threads - because of no advertising, there’s fewer bots and lots of people just talking.

What's interesting about Threads is that it's a carry over thirst trap from Instagram but much more localized. I'm not saying it's like shooting fish in a barrel but it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

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#46673
1 minute ago, F250 said:

What's interesting about Threads is that it's a carry over thirst trap from Instagram but much more localized. I'm not saying it's like shooting fish in a barrel but it's like shooting fish in a barrel.

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#46674
17 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Career?  He’s a chain-smoking, barely paid loser who never climbed past market 190.  At least some people fail upward.  He just languished in a shithole market. 

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#46676
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

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So with Threads you can easily filter with ATX and SATX and the algorithm doesn't feed you dudes. Jumping into the DM's is easy peasy.

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#46677
11 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This and the LA Times is nothing more than owners preemptively protecting themselves if DJT wins.  It is a sign that our Constitution and social contract are at grave risk. 

 

10 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

NEW: House Freedom Caucus Chairman Andy Harris said last night that North Carolina legislators should consider awarding their state's electors to Donald Trump before votes are counted, due to the impact of Hurricane Helene. https://t.co/1RUMQvLqDw

FWIW, doesn't seem like you say this kind of shit if you think you're about to win.

 

10 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Elon Musk - Twitter, Tesla, SpaceX, Starlink $250B

Jeff Bezos- Washington Post, Amazon, AWS $211B

Mark Zuckerberg- Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp $200B

Sergey Brin - Google  (Alphabet) YouTube $131B

Micheal Bloomberg - Bloomberg News $106B

Bill Gates - Microsoft, $106B

Rupert Murdoch - FoxNews, WSJ $22B


 

These seven combined are worth over a trillion dollars and collectively control most of the public information space.  You cannot have a functioning Democracy with this shit.  It’s too much concentration of power, they can rewrite history if they want and no government is going to stop them. 

This shit. This shit right here. All of it.

It's why this country is heading into a dark age at absolute best, regardless of who wins the election. Trump may or may not win, I honestly have no idea (gun to my head - he does, we simply cannot have nice things). But this shit is too far gone.

#46679
23 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

 

 

This shit. This shit right here. All of it.

It's why this country is heading into a dark age at absolute best, regardless of who wins the election. Trump may or may not win, I honestly have no idea (gun to my head - he does, we simply cannot have nice things). But this shit is too far gone.

Granted maybe this list wasnt 7 people long, but hasn't this been the case for a long fucking time? I don't buy into the doom and gloom here. Media magnates have always existed. 

#46680
4 hours ago, Born to Run said:

I disagree and really was hoping for her to go on there.  Shit ton of young males need to be reached plus the Tik Tok crowd. We can't keep ignoring this demo.  And she's  tough enough to brush back any bullshit he might ask.

I sadly know a lot of moderate types that listen to JR bc "he has interesting guests." I'm talking otherwise fairly progressive people  including a dude that had Tim Walz as an teacher in HS.

I think it would have created a lot of positives.

I generally agree with this sentiment, but if Joe Rogan can't accommodate the sitting Vice President of the United States by agreeing to reasonable terms - whether that be studio security, acknowledging there are going to be some questions she cannot answer, arranging a remote interview, whatever - then he can kiss VPOTUS's ass.

For the record, again, we have no idea if any of this happened because the source is the Travis County GOP clown.

4 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

  jet stream of bullshit

Your wife also listens to I've Had It, I see.

#46681
18 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I generally agree with this sentiment, but if Joe Rogan can't accommodate the sitting Vice President of the United States by agreeing to reasonable terms - whether that be studio security, acknowledging there are going to be some questions she cannot answer, arranging a remote interview, whatever - then he can kiss VPOTUS's ass.

For the record, again, we have no idea if any of this happened because the source is the Travis County GOP clown.

Your wife also listens to I've Had It, I see.

That nonsensical post implying Harris is afraid of a Rogan interview for some reason is ridiculous and there's no reason to give it any credence. In fact Rogan said himself today that he's still trying to accommodate Harris.

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#46682
🧵 Trump & RoganTrump says he won, Trump says he lostTrump says didn' t lose, Trump says they say he lost Rogan laughs

 

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#46684
2 hours ago, Paper_jam said:

Jesus it's insane that this election is even close. It was sickeningly astonishing the first time Trump won, but for Americans to put him in office again after everything he's done is just a big middle finger to the concept of responsible, democratic government. Voting for Trump is not an act of ignorance anymore, it's an act of malice.

Dick Fucking Cheney has publicly supported Kamala Harris, as have a shitload of other high-profile Republicans. Shit, the mayor of Oklahoma Fucking City just came out yesterday.

That means there's going to be a shitload of Republicans who *quietly* vote for her (or just don't vote).

Hell, .Republicans I know have said they are voting for Harris.

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#46685

there’s also a clip where he says “kamala” several times and pronounces it correctly every time. 

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#46688
33 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Here's a short video of someone panning a camera from a seat up high at the Kamala Harris rally as 30k attendees do the wave to kill time.

dang

#46689

MAGA !!!!!!!!

I can’t stop laughing at this MAGA performer that nobody has ever heard of.…and nobody should probably hear from him again because this is painful.🤣pic.twitter.com/Gnv06vRJdM

 

#46692
41 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

One of the lawyers want to tell me why this isn’t catastrophic? It got kinda lost in the rally buzz. 

If you’re a regular slate reader, your concern might be tempered by the fact they’ve run a “this is the end of the republic as we know it” article daily since 2007.  

#46693

Apathy is the enemy moreso than Trump the Bloviator.  In 2000,  if only 10% more registered minority Democrats had made their way to the polls in this punkass backward state (according to SurlyWorld), Al Gore would have carried Alabama and made it to 270 and won the Presidency without carrying Florida, if we truly concede Florida, which I will never do. 

#46694
50 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

One of the lawyers want to tell me why this isn’t catastrophic? It got kinda lost in the rally buzz. 

Scotus SHOULD overturn this, as they have a precedent that basically calls for no last minute election changes. But it’s, let’s say, unevenly applied. 

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#46696
6 hours ago, Paper_jam said:

Jesus it's insane that this election is even close. It was sickeningly astonishing the first time Trump won, but for Americans to put him in office again after everything he's done is just a big middle finger to the concept of responsible, democratic government. Voting for Trump is not an act of ignorance anymore, it's an act of malice.

 

 

It’s “close” bc the media is selling you a 50/50 horse race. It’s “close” because every polling firm is terrified to be wrong again and making the polls reflect a 50/50 race so they can say “well it could have gone either way!”

It’s really not going to be that close. 2012 redux

#46697
1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

Scotus SHOULD overturn this, as they have a precedent that basically calls for no last minute election changes. But it’s, let’s say, unevenly applied. 

I guess we should explain that it's the Fifth Circuit, which has jurisdiction only over Texas, MIssissippi, and Louisiana.  Of those, only Mississippi attempts to count votes not received by election day.  So it only actually affects Mississippi and it wasn't changing the electoral outcome in any of them.  ETA, even the MS Secretary of State said the change will not be implemented until after this election.

But, it could be used as a precedent elsewhere.  It's not binding anywhere else, and, now that the Fifth Circuit has lost most of its credibility, will not be a convincing precedent   And, luckily, the trial court reached the opposite conclusion and didn't attempt to give a nationwide injunction against such laws.

Also, this is what wildcat refers to.  Purcell.

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#46698
8 hours ago, Goofyboy said:


The TikTok crowd had a massive section at the DNC. They cover her campaign well.

They cover her campaign well for the algorithm that feed people who are already going to be voting for her.

its a mistake to not go on Rogan.

#46699
6 hours ago, Paper_jam said:

Jesus it's insane that this election is even close. It was sickeningly astonishing the first time Trump won, but for Americans to put him in office again after everything he's done is just a big middle finger to the concept of responsible, democratic government. Voting for Trump is not an act of ignorance anymore, it's an act of malice.

 

 

It's because Trump voters literally don't care about you at all. 

#46700
6 hours ago, Pancho said:
Newest Total - Mail Ballots - Clark County, NV 10/25/2024 (SOS)Dem 87,333 (45.0%) +35,716Rep 51,617 (26.6%)Other 55,258 (28.5%)Total 194,208More mail released by the SOS. Dems gained almost 2k on the margin. Expect more late tonight/in the morning.

 

I assume the county releases the official voter affiliation for each ballot received. Why not just stop the ruse and count the mail in and early votes as they occur. So what if one candidate realizes they are behind and they go all-in to get more voters. They do this already based on imperfect data. 

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