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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#47951
19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And for clarity, this timeline produced the following fact: that psychotic hellbeast "pastor" who speaks in tongues and shit.....does the nasty with this dude:

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And some of y'all still don't believe we're living in a simulation.

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

eddie money’s little brother ?

I think he’s the lost member of Spinal Tap. You know, sort of their Stewart Sutcliffe.

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#47952
14 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The christian nationalists scare me as much as the nazis, probably because there’s not much difference…. 

I mean, Nazi's follow an ideology and a leader. Christian Nationalists think they're following the will of God. They're much scarier to me. 

#47955
33 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

When the fuck did you work?

My father lived on a condo (with a cart) on the fourth Fairway. In the summer it was light to 9:00 PM, so after dinner we’d play at least 18  - and I played 36 each day on the weekend.   From a 42 to an 8.  lol

#47957
“He had a joke calling [Vice President Kamala] Harris a cunt,” a campaign insider involved in the discussions about the event told The Bulwark. “Let’s say it was a red flag.”
Four Trump campaign sources confirmed Trump's campaigned edited Tony Hinchcliffe's routine, “It could have been even worse.”
https://www.thebulwark.com/p/trumps-shock-comic-was-set-to-call?utm_campaign=post&triedRedirect=true
 

So the campaign reviewed the Puerto Rico joke and gave the thumbs up. Same with the Latino immigrant jokes. Maybe the watermelon joke was ad libbed.

Honestly, if Trump wanted to sue these dipshits for malpractice, gross incompetence, whatever, it might be one of the few cases his attorneys could win.
#47958
5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Trump won Kansas in 2020 by almost 15 points. I wonder a) why he'd use the word weird to describe what they're seeing and b) why that pollster doesn't put out more fucking polls. 

#47959
Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Trump won Kansas in 2020 by almost 15 points. I wonder a) why he'd use the word weird to describe what they're seeing and b) why that pollster doesn't put out more fucking polls. 

Your first sentence answers your last. 

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#47960

Michelle Obama launched Dotard into the sun the other day.

"I hope you’ll forgive me if I’m a little frustrated that some of us are choosing to ignore Donald Trump’s gross incompetence while asking Kamala to dazzle us at every turn," Obama said. "We expect her to be intelligent and articulate, to have a clear set of policies, to never show too much anger, to prove time and a time again that she belongs. But for Trump, we expect nothing at all, no understanding of policy, no ability to put together a coherent argument, no honesty, no decency, no morals."

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#47961

It's starting to smell like Kamala's going to drop an asswhipping on Trump on election night.

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#47962
1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Michelle Obama launched Dotard into the sun the other day.

"I hope you’ll forgive me if I’m a little frustrated that some of us are choosing to ignore Donald Trump’s gross incompetence while asking Kamala to dazzle us at every turn," Obama said. "We expect her to be intelligent and articulate, to have a clear set of policies, to never show too much anger, to prove time and a time again that she belongs. But for Trump, we expect nothing at all, no understanding of policy, no ability to put together a coherent argument, no honesty, no decency, no morals."

That isn't a shot at Dotard. It's a shot at his voters, really. 

#47963
5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Trump won Kansas in 2020 by almost 15 points. I wonder a) why he'd use the word weird to describe what they're seeing and b) why that pollster doesn't put out more fucking polls. 

Well if you put out too many polls, you can't tell everyone you're batting 1.000

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#47964

not sure why he said "weird", when "unexpected" or "surprising" might fit better. he's a dem, so he didn't mean weird as in shitty or suspect.

separately, my nephew is a senior at michigan and wanted to go to kamala's rally tonight, but didn't feel like waiting in line for several hours. so according to my group text, there is currently a pledge in a folding chair with his laptop near the front of the line.

this kid's got a future.

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#47965
Just now, kevwun said:

It's starting to smell like Kamala's going to drop an asswhipping on Trump on election night.

I dont know about that. But I can tell you 45% of this country is going to be completely fucking shocked and at a complete loss thanks to the fucking media and polling companies. 

#47967
Just now, kevwun said:

It will be more than that.  I have Dem friends who think Kamala is going to lose.

For a long time now we've had one side saying "We're the underdog" while the other side is saying "We're gonna win in a landslide". Add in the fucked up polling and betting markets and voila. 

#47968

American Greatness (oh these fuckers are back) still can only find PA a 47-47 tie.  Partisan R pollsters can't even buy Trump a lead

Insider Advantage, another partisan R pollster, can only cook up a 1 point lead for Trump in Michigan.

More flooding the zone!

Now, for real polls:

University of Arizona for AZ:

Harris 46, Trump 45

#47970
2 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

What is he implying ?

Trump is only up 5 this time in a state he won by 14 in 2020. He has an enthusiasm gap this go round even in a conservative state like Kansas. He must be losing some Republican voters to be -9. 

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#47972

After deleting and reporting as junk so many trump texts, I finally responded “I’ll give you a hundred bucks if you drop out.”

#47973
Just now, mdmost said:

Trump is only up 5 this time in a state he won by 14 in 2020. He has an enthusiasm gap this go round even in a conservative state like Kansas. He must be losing some Republican votes to be -9. 

I’m almost there. 

#47976
1 minute ago, Clintonaldo said:

I’m almost there. 

If he's down almost 10 in Kansas, he could be down a lot in places he barely won or barely lost last time. Or shit is crazy and who the f knows. 

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#47977
8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That isn't a shot at Dotard. It's a shot at his voters, really. 

And the media who just shrug their shoulders.

#47979
7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It will be more than that.  I have Dem friends who think Kamala is going to lose.

so did this board like 6 hours ago...and then 28 hours before that....and 49 hours before that . . . and so on.

#47980
1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

That’s a wild place to go in this thread, however.  I wonder if Udo Kier ever met Donald Trump. Probably, right?

I wondered if you'd actually caught the post before I struck it. I can't imagine they didn't cross paths. It was great to see Udo in Ace Ventura. That was such a wild time for movies (seventies).

#47982
Just now, Foosters said:

so did this board like 6 hours ago...and then 28 hours before that....and 49 hours before that . . . and so on.

Not me, JS convinced me several weeks ago that Kamala was going to win.

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#47986
NEW The Kamala Harris campaign has launched a digital ad targeting Latino voters. The ad features the words of Tony Hinchcliffe aka Kill Tony from the Trump rally at Madison Square Garden.

 

#47988
4 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

it would also be treating one poll out of 10,000 as the god poll

Behold, The Wet Blanket!

#47989
7 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

if trump wins kansas by 5, it's all over but the crying.

Kansas was called in 2020 by 10 pm Eastern. 

#47990
4 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

it would also be treating one poll out of 10,000 as the god poll

Yeah, probably an outlier.  If Kansas shifted 10 points left, you're getting into 400+ electoral vote territory - Florida, Ohio, Alaska, Texas, Iowa, ME-02 are all flipping. 

But hey, the first rule of good polling - publish, don't hide, outliers.  It increases your credibility that you stand by your methods enough to publish Trump +5 in Kansas. 

#47991
2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yeah, probably an outlier.  If Kansas shifted 10 points left, you're getting into 400+ electoral vote territory - Florida, Ohio, Alaska, Texas, Iowa, ME-02 are all flipping. 

But hey, the first rule of good polling - publish, don't hide, outliers.  It increases your credibility that you stand by your methods enough to publish Trump +5 in Kansas. 

Even shifting that 5 to the right, it would still signal deep deep trouble for Trump. 

#47995
7 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

What’s weird about the dotard winning Kansas?

Nothing.  What would be weird is if his margin of victory were to drop from +15 (2020) to +5 (2024).

#47996

Girl I went to HS and UT with posted this on FB earlier. Not her yard or sign. I think a friend of hers in San Marcos posted it.

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#47997
Puerto Ricans are snapping so hard against Trump and Republicans right now they’re going to rename November 5th to National Cocotazo Day

 

#47999
22 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It will be more than that.  I have Dem friends who think Kamala is going to lose.

 

14 minutes ago, Foosters said:

so did this board like 6 hours ago...and then 28 hours before that....and 49 hours before that . . . and so on.

Such is the curse of not being stupid: you don't get to have their irrational, unwavering overconfidence about damn near everything.

#48000
4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It would have been nice if he could have also insulted Cubans. 

They'll never waver.

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