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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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#49702
17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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Possum-killing dachshunds, bans on hunting mountain lions, sexy Aubrey Plaza, missing "I Voted" stickers, alcoholic dachshunds, more sexy Aubrey Plaza.....

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#49704
37 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

@Js1 right now:

Jason Bateman No GIF by Emmys

 

what did i miss?

#49705
2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Don't go Sandy Bullock'ing our Plaza party!

Sandy is like Aubrey's young aunt, but not as weird yet way fussier.

#49707
1 hour ago, mchookem said:

i live right in the city, across from a very large reservoir/park, and got Duke this summer...we literally watch him anytime he's outside bc we have ALL of those^ right here in our urban neighborhood! 

 

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Look, I hate to break it to you, Duke has a drinking problem. There are many resources available but the first step is admitting the problem.

#49708
48 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Our last dachshund (great little dog) killed a possum once by biting its neck and thrashing it around until it died.  (It's what they're bread to do.)

Here is our current ferocious watchdog:

 

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#49709
A reader in Philly has flagged another mysterious new monument that has magically appeared in a public park to "honor" Trump. It looks a lot like the ones popping up in DC.Titled "In Honor Of A Lifetime Of Sexual Assault," it features Trump's "grab em by the pu**y" comment.

 

#49710
21 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

lol. We really do run in shifts. It feels like the best info is normally about an hour two weeks away. 

It's like you haven't even been paying attention.

#49711

Hi there we're Fox News and we're herding like everyone else:

Fox News PollsPennsylvania 🔴 Trump 50%🔵 Harris 49%North Carolina🔴 Trump 50%🔵 Harris 49%Michigan🔵 Harris 49%🔴 Trump 49%

 

#49714
21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Sorry, best we can do is RFK Jr. decapitating a whale and leaking whale juice.

That is not enough Sir. Surly demands more.

 

#49715
5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Hi there we're Fox News and we're herding like everyone else:

Fox News PollsPennsylvania 🔴 Trump 50%🔵 Harris 49%North Carolina🔴 Trump 50%🔵 Harris 49%Michigan🔵 Harris 49%🔴 Trump 49%

 

 

putin’s check didn’t clear .?

#49718
6 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

She has run a tremendous campaign. Absolutely tremendous. The fact that she went from not in the race to a dead heat with one week left is incredible. It really is. And the messaging has been pretty good along the way. Not perfect, but pretty good. 

5 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

She's not getting nearly enough credit for this, and it's true. In the weeks leading up to Biden dropping out, there was all this concern about her ability to close the gap and lead the ticket, and all she did was secure the nomination in 48 hours, silence the doubters inside of a week, close the gap in a month and hold it closed, and on top of it all bolster support for the entire downballot slate without any major fuckups to the extent that instead of losing four seats in the Senate and 5-10 congressional districts, Democrats will probably only lose two seats in the senate and could possibly take the house. She can't fix 47.5% of the electorate, but she's done everything else. 

100%. In that time I've gone from grudgingly planning to vote for Harris to looking for a reason to run through a wall for her, a la our Horns and the 2005 team being ready to run through walls for VY the goat.

That's my President, y'all.

#49719
7 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Hi there we're Fox News and we're herding like everyone else:

Fox News PollsPennsylvania 🔴 Trump 50%🔵 Harris 49%North Carolina🔴 Trump 50%🔵 Harris 49%Michigan🔵 Harris 49%🔴 Trump 49%

 

 

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#49720
5 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Caleb hasn’t quite perfected Blue Steel. Time in stir should afford time to hone his craft.

My 18 yo does a frighteningly good Blue Steel. No machete though.

#49721

Going to be a mess. 

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#49723
15 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Hi there we're Fox News and we're herding like everyone else:

 

Nobody knows shit about fuck

It's all herding.  When even Nate Silver says there's 100% herding going on, you know that's what it is.

#49724

Fox News polling is separate from their editorial\propaganda bullshit... or at least it has been traditionally. 

#49725
Another notable aspect of this Elon U-Haul story in Michigan:These are mostly Black, out-of-state door knockers who were being hauled around in this literal U-Haul with no seats or seatbelts. They were told transportation would be provided, this is what they got. https://t.co/a2n12wiGW2

I don't blame them one bit if they faked the visits.

#49726

Let's check in on some headlines!

Donald Trump is trying to bend New York’s hostile forces into a friendlier form. He found adulation in in Madison Square Garden this weekend. He was home, adored and triumphant https://t.co/noG66NX9tt 👇

 

#49727
1 minute ago, RabidM said:

Fox News polling is separate from their editorial\propaganda bullshit... or at least it has been traditionally. 

Except they fired the guy most responsible for whatever authenticity was ascribed to their polling. 

#49729

Huh, I thought sushi said he was beating her on the economy by 20 points 

The final wave of polling show Harris closing her deficit to Trump on the economy, which rates as the top issue.If she prevails, there will be second-guessing on the Trump campaign's focus on cultural issues on the airwaves at the expense of bread-and-butter ones.

 

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#49730
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Let's check in on some headlines!

Donald Trump is trying to bend New York’s hostile forces into a friendlier form. He found adulation in in Madison Square Garden this weekend. He was home, adored and triumphant https://t.co/noG66NX9tt 👇

 

Fuck the Economist.

#49731
4 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Fox News polling is separate from their editorial\propaganda bullshit... or at least it has been traditionally. 

I know it is.  But it is not immune from herding because they have a reputation and don't want to be wildly wrong.  

Calling this a tossup and every state is Harris +1 to Trump +1 just means you can say "it could have gone either way!!!!!!" 

The 7 swing states are not going to be 0-1 point races when all is said and done. 

#49732
Just now, Js1 said:

I know it is.  But it is not immune from herding because they have a reputation and don't want to be wildly wrong.  

Calling this a tossup and every state is Harris +1 to Trump +1 just means you can say "it could have gone either way!!!!!!" 

The 7 swing states are not going to be 0-1 point races when all is said and done. 

tik tok guy and me have a similar map. I seriously think Ohio goes blue. 

#49733
2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Huh, I thought sushi said he was beating her on the economy by 20 points 

The final wave of polling show Harris closing her deficit to Trump on the economy, which rates as the top issue.If she prevails, there will be second-guessing on the Trump campaign's focus on cultural issues on the airwaves at the expense of bread-and-butter ones.

 

weird. i thought transgender treatment of prisoners was the #1 topic. oh well, back to watch literally any sport on any channel at any time of the day.

#49734

Trump just spoke live from a Garbage truck.

He is off to visit Favre ang get his endoresement. Yeah, that is not someone I would see as a role model.

Just now, henrygandorf said:

weird. i thought transgender treatment of prisoners was the #1 topic. oh well, back to watch literally any sport on any channel at any time of the day.

Live from Karachi, the 1978 Test Match between Pakistan and Sri Lanka.

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#49735
“I will hold both parties accountable to you, the voters of Georgia, and I stand ready to defend the results of the election." Whoever wins, Georgia’s secretary of state says he’ll uphold the results #gapol https://t.co/NFEFrcZ1Gq

 

#49736
Just now, immamac said:

I seriously think Ohio goes blue. 

Prepare to be disappointed.  Somehow Florida and Ohio went MAGA and never looked back.  I hope I’m wrong.

#49738
57 minutes ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

CNN just reported Craig James has killed five hookers…..

Has anyone checked on the former first lady recently? 

#49739
9 hours ago, locodos said:

congressional boundaries have to be simple geometric shapes comprised of straight lines with fewer than 6 sides.

 

6 to 8 sides but a side can follow a river, county boundary, major road, etc.

#49740
1 minute ago, immamac said:

tik tok guy and me have a similar map. I seriously think Ohio goes blue. 

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#49741
2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
“I will hold both parties accountable to you, the voters of Georgia, and I stand ready to defend the results of the election." Whoever wins, Georgia’s secretary of state says he’ll uphold the results #gapol https://t.co/NFEFrcZ1Gq

 

He will uphold the true results, but he's still a POS. He won't help steal an election after the results are in, but he has no problem implementing rules that hurt minority turnout.  He's still willing to put his finger on the scale for his side, but not corrupt to the point of faking election results.  We're still lucky he won his primary. The other person would have been a true Trump cultist.  

#49742
6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Trump just spoke live from a Garbage truck.

He is off to visit Favre ang get his endoresement. Yeah, that is not someone I would see as a role model.

Live from Karachi, the 1978 Test Match between Pakistan and Sri Lanka.

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#49743

FL keeps getting more red.  They have made big strides with the Latino vote by equating democrats to Cuban socialism.  We'll see if they pay a price for the racist MSG shit though. 1.2 million Puerto Ricans and over 500k Hatians in Florida...

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#49745
In case y'all don't know, Kamala Harris is going to be the next president of the United States of America. 🙌🙏💪👏👊🌊🇺🇸

 

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#49748
3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Ohio is a lost cause. 

Ohio could turn as blue as my balls on prom night and it would still be a lost cause.

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