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10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Always good to put out your political hit list in the primaries. 

Exactly. He just lost tons in potential donations from (squints) the massive Republican donor who was too big a piece of shit to get confirmed by the Republican senate in 2016 and the massive Republican donor who owns Home Depot. It's like he doesn't even understand how the game is played. 

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  • Hank Scorpio
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    When Bernie is president only the rich children will be put in cages. 

  • Johnny Sack
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    Watching you commie fucks lose this election is going to be enjoyable. 

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    it is really, really stupid that in the richest country in the world people are dying from lack of insulin. it's unconscionable, really.

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Jeff Epstein is not listed on the anti-endorsements!!

All these Wall Street billionaires need to do is send Bernie a big fucking sword with some flowery words about Bernie fighting the good fight. 

"I'm only grumpy most of the time"

Answer #2 is great because it's genuine. He's a class-focused thinker and his 2016 campaign taught him that the racial component deserved more singular attention, and he learned.

I would be interested to see how many, "my biggest flaw is that I work too hard" answers the other candidates would give.

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All the other candidates except Warren: "WE LOVE YOU LLOYD, CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SOME MONEY!!?!?!?!?!"

Warren: "Lloyd, let's talk after I get the nomination."

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The University of Texas impresses Bernie Sanders. Both close to my heart. Hook ‘em Bernie.

Great article. Yet another example of professional media class freaks being mad that people see through their bullshit.

Even Dan "GoFundMe" Pfeiffer sees it

Dan Pfeiffer, a former senior adviser to President Barack Obama and a co-host of “Pod Save America,” told POLITICO he generally considers “it a good thing that the once-private arguments between campaigns and reporters are now happening in public,” though he said he questions the effectiveness of Sanders’ media critiques.

“The right has had unbelievable success working the refs by calling the mainstream media biased against them,” Pfeiffer said. “Unfortunately for the Sanders campaign, the press too often considers complaints from the left as validation of their objectivity and complaints from the right as something worth addressing to prove their objectivity.”

Sanders hates corporate media, just like we do

 

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58 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Polls are all over the place. 

 

I’m starting to think Bernie staying in the race and hurling shit at the assholes (corporate media, Biden, Trump, establishment) helps Warren maintain a slow and steady growing movement and keeps her above the horse race fray. 

6 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

that is hilarious and awesome. I love attack Bernie.

So the pollsters have Sanders somewhere between 2nd and 5th in New Hampshire. So do I and I haven't even thought about New Hampshire since the last time I watched Tom Hanks guess South Hampshire on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’m starting to think Bernie staying in the race and hurling shit at the assholes (corporate media, Biden, Trump, establishment) helps Warren maintain a slow and steady growing movement and keeps her above the horse race fray. 

and that's fine. I honestly don't care who is the nominee as long as they have a clean record (as clean as it can be) and are strong enough to beat Trump. Bernie was my favorite last election and that really hasn't changed. My only concern is his age, but as she's shown recently, he's in better shape than most in congress and couldn't definitely whip Potus's ass. Which would be hilarious to watch.

Bernie laying waste to the media.  Can’t say I don’t like it...

The media created Trump or at least amplified his message and carried his ass to the WH but wants to take zero responsibility for that.  Fuck them.  

But he’s so pure and golden 

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

But he’s so pure and golden 

I doubt he took those on purpose.  Of course, he sets an impossible standard then (shockingly) fails to maintain that standard.  But this is a winning strategy for him, as most will assume that he just had an oversight, whereas all these other fuckers are evil. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

But he’s so pure and golden 

He is.

In response to ABC News' inquiry about these contributions, the Sanders campaign said it will be returning them and any other donations that don't meet the parameters of the pledge.

"This pledge was launched today with our full knowledge that some money may need to be returned," Sanders campaign spokesperson Sarah Ford told ABC News. "We're glad to donate the three donations worth $2700 out of nearly $40 million received since launch."

JS1, how does it feel to be a shit troll on par with DC media outlets? Does it feel good?

Bernie won't even let me go to sleep without being amazing.

Out of the major candidates, Bernie is the only one to mention these under-attack women by name.

Social media silence from Pete, Kamala, Joe, and Liz.

Absolutely pathetic "leadership".

Bernie with Ilhan Omar's daughter.

Bernie was with Ilhan herself when Trump's Klan rally was going on

We are going to fucking win.

I'm amazed Bernie took time away from glad handing donations from ultra rich pharmaceutical mega donors to meet with Omar's daughter. What a guy. 

1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I'm amazed Bernie took time away from glad handing donations from ultra rich pharmaceutical mega donors to meet with Omar's daughter. What a guy. 

She said she wanted to be a weapons distributor, so Bernie is making an early investment.

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Listen, sweetie, you gotta use a shell company to facilitate the sale of the weapons to Iran who will then in turn smuggle them into Palestine through Hamas. You can't put your name on any of the paperwork or Interpol will be all over your ass. 

"OK, I'm going to pretend I'm going to the bathroom. Once the waitress brings the check, you tell her to get me a glass of iced tea to go and that I'll be right back. You leave, and I'll actually be waiting in the car. We're going to use the money to pay for a teenage Christian's abortion."

And just so you know, this teenager does not want this abortion, so she's probably going to put up a fight. That's what the baseball bat under your seat is for. We're gonna try and do it the easy way but if she makes a run for it you gotta kneecap her. And the whole time I want you screaming Death to America in both English and Arabic. 

After that, we’re going to the secret training camp, you know, the one with the monkey bars, and continue to organize our efforts to install sharia law exclusively in the rural areas of the Midwest.   

so the pharma exec contributions were about $250 each, right? 

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What a leader and a golden opportunity to move this country forward looks like. Bernie can credit the people and rightfully so but it all started with him. He motivated the movement and knows what’s necessary to finish the job.

I always knew Bernie was a closet capitalist.  You can tell by all the beach houses.  

9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I always knew Bernie was a closet capitalist.  You can tell by all the beach houses.  


It's much easier to pay somebody 15 dollars an hour when OTHER people are paying it. 

 

I just read the whole article and it was really hard for me to contain my tears of mirth. 

The irony of Bernie getting beat up by his unionized campaign staff is really overwhelming.

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