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#901
2 minutes ago, Enemy07 said:

Halftime show was fucking lame. As are all concerts that target the lower intellects of this world. You have to have an IQ below 100 or be a kid to enjoy that.

So perfect for the halftime of a football game?

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#903
3 minutes ago, Enemy07 said:

Halftime show was fucking lame. As are all concerts that target the lower intellects of this world. You have to have an IQ below 100 or be a kid to enjoy that.

You think kids like usher? 

#908
Just now, ousux said:

Go back to listening to your math rock..Messugah and Tool!emoji869.pngemoji869.png

Tool is legitimately one of the greatest bands ever assembled.

#910
Just now, Macklemore said:

Mahomes uncomfortable in the pocket. 

Haven't followed.
Did they have some interruption in the O line the last year?

#912

SF dline is winning this game right now.  

Is Kelce beefing because he's in the decoy role for this game?

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#913
Tool is legitimately one of the greatest bands ever assembled.
I can't disagree
#915
Just now, ATXbronco said:

Haven't followed.
Did they have some interruption in the O line the last year?

Their starting Right Guard tore his pectoral in the champ game and is not playing tonight.

#916
4 minutes ago, Enemy07 said:

Halftime show was fucking lame. As are all concerts that target the lower intellects of this world. You have to have an IQ below 100 or be a kid to enjoy that.

of the world, eh?

#917

Prince owning an entire set in the first Super Bowl to be played in pouring fucking rain is the best ever, and there really isn’t a close second. Dre was a good pick for LA.

#920
5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

100%

And she can actually play.

But they always seem like they're pantomiming.  Probably has something to do with like 7 minutes to set up and no sound check.

Yeah tough conditions but Prince when he played in the pouring rain was for sure playing live. But he's Prince.

#925
1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Niners will kick themselves if they don't get at least a fg out of this.

Especially if Pat now gets his shit together and puts together a 99 yard drive.

#926
2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Tool is legitimately one of the greatest bands ever assembled.

yeah, don't be dissing Tool motherucker!

#931
Uhh..you don't know Alicia Keys? Fuck sakes man, I want to move to your cave...like for real.

Alicia needs to check out the wygovy.
#932
3 minutes ago, SamMan said:

Prince owning an entire set in the first Super Bowl to be played in pouring fucking rain is the best ever, and there really isn’t a close second. Dre was a good pick for LA.

U2 > Prince >> (large gap) >> everyone else

#938
4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Tool is legitimately one of the greatest bands ever assembled.

A Tool halftime show at the Super Bowl would be awesome. Tempest, Maynard telling the crowd he'll shit in their mouth, and no time for anything else. 

#941

Just once I'd like the NFL to do something surprising for halftime. Messhugah doing Demiurge or clockwork would get even the 70 yo corporate execs in the crowd bobbing their head after they get over the shock.

#942
7 minutes ago, ousux said:

Go back to listening to your math rock..Messugah and Tool!emoji869.pngemoji869.png

Tool would be the greatest halftime show ever. 

#945

This game is so bad it turned the Superbowl thread into the shitty music takes thread.

#946
Just now, HRSchenker said:

A Tool halftime show at the Super Bowl would be awesome. Tempest, Maynard telling the crowd he'll shit in their mouth, and no time for anything else. 

They could do a quick medley of Prison Sex and Stinkfist, for the families.

#947
Tool would be the greatest halftime show ever. 
It would fucking shock the sheep watching so much. It would be glorious
#948

I would still challenge the call.

He made the first down.

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