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    In any case, I had my two tween girls sit and watch an entire football game with me and ask questions about the rules and positions. Taylor Swift did that, so fuck the haters. 

  • HornOnTheBayou
    HornOnTheBayou

    Or you could just shake it off, shake it off. 

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they suck so much. get this man OL and WRs in the draft. this is the draft to do it

“Mahomes playing like he ripped his pants—maybe he has a crabby patty in them?” —Nickelodeon 

 

Best part of first half = minimal Taylor Swift cutaways 

You know they’re loading up once KC starts going

where has this been all game

nope nope nope don't worry 'bout that

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3 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

OK Karen

Go Ahead Yes GIF

Sorry for talking football on the football thread. My bad. 

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


You know they’re loading up once KC starts going

I hope so.

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

probably at least 2 people on surly who do, that macklemore idiot and the other idiot whos predictions are always exactly the opposite of what happens

Fuck you cunt. I never watched that show.

That animated passing the baton makes me hate Mahomes even more

36 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Deadpool's wife.

Who's the one of the left??!

KC plays similar to Brady/Patriots. They start slow but eventually shine it on. You can’t feel comfortable with a 21 point lead in the second half. Much less a one score lead. SF making a lot of mistakes but if they can clean that up they should be able to pound the run the second half and out real pressure on KC. 

you have to get Kelce involved somehow here

this'd be a great time for a pick six

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

KC plays similar to Brady/Patriots. They start slow but eventually shine it on. You can’t feel comfortable with a 21 point lead in the second half. Much less a one score lead. SF making a lot of mistakes but if they can clean that up they should be able to pound the run the second half and out real pressure on KC. 

That's hot.

Watching Mahomes get sacked never gets boring.

these fucking running plays are not getting it done
Reid has called a terrible game all night.

run lane to the right.. maybe?

2 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Who's the one of the left??!

@ATXbronco

 

Need a screen grab of that brunette. Stat.

Not sure why he abandoned the pocket so quickly there. 

1 minute ago, naija said:

you have to get Kelce involved somehow here

He's too preoccupied with what hownhes going to propose to Tay Tay after the game

Lmao…”she (Taylor) is the wind beneath his (Kelce) wings…” 

 

7 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Best part of first half = minimal Taylor Swift cutaways 

No Aubrey Plaza in the bathing suit was the best part.  

That fumble by Pacheco earlier looms pretty large on the scoreboard.  

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

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underboob

1, 2, x, 3

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

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underboob

Jet lag and booze starting to hit. 

1 minute ago, F250 said:

@ATXbronco

 

Need a screen grab of that brunette. Stat.

Isn't that Lana Del Rey?

Just now, YGIFS said:

No, Aubrey Plaza in the bathing suit was the best part.  

Fify. Commas are important. 

1 minute ago, F250 said:

@ATXbronco

 

Need a screen grab of that brunette. Stat.

Reminds me of an actress but I can't place it yet

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

That fumble by Pacheco earlier looms pretty large on the scoreboard.  

Niners were driving too when McCaffrey coughed it up....Equals out

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

1, 2, x, 3

you left out Momma Kelcie

the moment we've been waiting for .... Usher

KC plays similar to Brady/Patriots. They start slow but eventually shine it on. You can’t feel comfortable with a 21 point lead in the second half. Much less a one score lead. SF making a lot of mistakes but if they can clean that up they should be able to pound the run the second half and out real pressure on KC. 

They don’t have the receivers this year
Just now, naija said:

the moment we've been waiting for .... Usher

I am ushering myself to the bathroom to take a dump

you left out Momma Kelcie
She said she was sitting in the stands...liar.

Until KC handles SF's DL, this game is fucking over.

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