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1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

you left out Momma Kelcie

you saw the "x," didn't you?

 

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    In any case, I had my two tween girls sit and watch an entire football game with me and ask questions about the rules and positions. Taylor Swift did that, so fuck the haters. 

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    Or you could just shake it off, shake it off. 

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I don’t recall Kyle ever repping or proclaiming his love for UT ever in his coaching career unlike other NFL coaches with their alma maters. 
That's because the assholes in the fanbase back in the day shit all over his buddy Chris Simms. Chris himself seems to be coming around recently, hopefully Kyle does as well.
3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Reminds me of an actress but I can't place it yet

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Botox McBotoxface?

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Reminds me of an actress but I can't place it yet

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The brunette is Lana Del Ray but she does remind me of someone else. You gotta get the rack out to compete with Taylor. 

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

That fumble by Pacheco earlier looms pretty large on the scoreboard.  

equaled by McCaffrey's  fumble

My Dad rented the miniseries from the people down the street who would record shows on their Betamax and ran their own Blockbuster out of their garage.
Watched it when I was like 7 or 8.  Great show.
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Didn’t that star the gay guy, Richard Chamberlain?
5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Reminds me of an actress but I can't place it yet

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See below.

5 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Isn't that Lana Del Rey?

Yes. The patron Saint of Sugar Babies.

Just now, hookem48 said:

equaled by McCaffrey's  fumble

McCaffrey;s was equal to a punt.

Pacheco's was at least a -3 on the scoreboard.

Just now, Mileslong said:


Didn’t that star the gay guy, Richard Chamberlain?

Yep, 1980.  it was really good

7 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

you left out Momma Kelcie

he also left out the one to the far right, he would fuck the dude in the pink hat first and under no circumstances taylor

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1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

JJ watts hair looks like he just lost 500K at the craps table

Wife wants Jason Kelce commentary on games.  LOLz

6 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


They don’t have the receivers this year

They have Mahomes. He is the X factor. I do think though SF can win this if they stay mostly on the ground on offense. 

I’ve been watching the golf tourney and literally don’t know who is performing t I assume it will be some combination of the following:

1) Stupid pop diva with a monetary symbol in her name
2) Some bro country abortion like Florida Georgia Line which involves country rap.
3) lame hip hop artist like Drake
4) Horrible male pop band like Maroon 5

8 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Niners were driving too when McCaffrey coughed it up....Equals out

True but that wasn't at the 10 yard line.

Just now, Mileslong said:

I’ve been watching the golf tourney and literally don’t know who is performing t I assume it will be some combination of the following:

1) Stupid pop diva with a monetary symbol in her name
2) Some bro country abortion like Florida Georgia Line which involves country rap.
3) lame hip hop artist like Drake
4) Horrible male pop band like Maroon 5

Usher

Just now, Mileslong said:

I’ve been watching the golf tourney and literally don’t know who is performing t I assume it will be some combination of the following:

1) Stupid pop diva with a monetary symbol in her name
2) Some bro country abortion like Florida Georgia Line which involves country rap.
3) lame hip hop artist like Drake
4) Horrible male pop band like Maroon 5

Watch This GIF

CBS did not need six guys at the desk. They all just went a million miles an hour cutting each other off to get all their comments in.

Should have just been 3 or so

How can y'all be fighting during SB discussion/

2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I’ve been watching the golf tourney and literally don’t know who is performing t I assume it will be some combination of the following:

1) Stupid pop diva with a monetary symbol in her name
2) Some bro country abortion like Florida Georgia Line which involves country rap.
3) lame hip hop artist like Drake
4) Horrible male pop band like Maroon 5

It's Hooray for Everything.

1 minute ago, slorch said:

How can y'all be fighting during SB discussion/

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

6 minutes ago, slorch said:

McCaffrey;s was equal to a punt.

Pacheco's was at least a -3 on the scoreboard.

McCaffrey was inside the 25

Halftime show sucks as usual. Never been to a SB but wonder if it's even entertaining live?

Why is usher wearing a 68 yr old woman’s business suit?

1 minute ago, slorch said:

McCaffrey;s was equal to a punt.

Pacheco's was at least a -3 on the scoreboard.

So the 49ers would have punted on the Chiefs 27 yard line on 2nd down. Dumbass 

This is kinda like yacht rock for hip hop…kinda boring. 
 

Get fucking Metallica man. 

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He sounds bad enough that I think he's actually not lip synching.

Is this the main halftime show?  I didn't catch the name.

Not sure who this singer is.

Spanish channel (Univision?) has better halftime analysis than Phil, Boomer,JJ etc…cb2c62c55d65b696351dc0e443acf76e.jpg
Always do, sometimes I wish I spoke more than get by in a pinch Spanish. I basically know how to order more drinks and food and ask where the Bano is located.
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

He sounds bad enough that I think he's actually not lip synching.

Yep. 

So all these revered musical talents and sadly, the most impressive performance of the evening?  
 

You guessed it.  Post Malone. 

This is kinda like yacht rock for hip hop…kinda boring. 
 
Get fucking Metallica man. 
NFL refuses to get acts that blew up in the last 3 years and instead go for whatever was big 20 years ago or more.

Just standard 4 seasons confusion. They tried to sign Usher, but just got an usher at the flamingo lounge.

wife: she has a lot of spanx on..

 

I'm dying laughing.

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