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    In any case, I had my two tween girls sit and watch an entire football game with me and ask questions about the rules and positions. Taylor Swift did that, so fuck the haters. 

  • HornOnTheBayou
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    Or you could just shake it off, shake it off. 

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3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

For the first time in a long time, I don't give a shit about who wins the SB. 

Me neither, but it’s still fun to watch. It’s a long time until fall. 

I'm a huge 49ers fan.  But damn Travis Kelce is a lucky man.  He plays football for work.  He bangs a billionaire for sport.

5 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Me neither, but it’s still fun to watch. It’s a long time until fall. 

March 30, UFL. Helps fill the spring and summer

12 hours ago, immamac said:

She has a fucki n private jet and is a billionaire. Shit the fuck up guys seriously this isn’t some regard hoe. 

How many swifty bracelets are you wearing right now?

Honestly I'm a lot less bothered by Taylor Swift than I am Travis Kelce.  

That dude annoys the fuck out of me.

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Honestly I'm a lot less bothered by Taylor Swift than I am Travis Kelce.  

That dude annoys the fuck out of me.

I didn't like him until I started watching the new heights podcast.  He's pretty funny and seems like a good dude.

Just now, FartingMonk said:

I didn't like him until I started watching the new heights podcast.  He's pretty funny and seems like a good dude.

I'm sure he's fine, but his commercials suck ass and are on seemingly non-stop.

I do like Jason though, and I image those two threw some bad ass HS parties back in the day.

What result will lead to less Patrick Mahomes on my TV set?

I will root for that result.

11 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Superb owl is the stupidest thing ever. Please stop using it

no

20 minutes ago, The Dog said:

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Even that’s generous.  There’s plenty of Raider fans that despise SF in NorCal.  I like KC 2/2 my time there in med school and I made a lot of lifelong friends.  Born in Lubbock so that little area is hardcore KC from what I’ve seen.  All that said, even I’m getting sick of KC.  Meteor Bowl.  

1 hour ago, yoladu said:

What result will lead to less Patrick Mahomes on my TV set?

I will root for that result.

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from some guy on Reddit:
"Two of the Raiders most hated rivals are gonna play in the Super Bowl in their building in Vegas. This is a nightmare for Raiders fans."

It’s not their building. That stadium became an nfl league venue five minutes after the last game there. It will be deRaiderized for the game. It shouldn’t be a nightmare for them. It’s a non.event.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/29/business/super-bowl-ticket-prices/index.html

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As of Monday, the February 11 game is the most expensive Super Bowl on record, according to TickPick. The average price is hovering around $9,800, which is 70% more expensive than last year’s big game.

The current “get-in” price (the cheapest) for this year’s game is $8,188, which is more than 50% more expensive than the cheapest ticket price of last year’s Super Bowl during this time, when it cost $5,997.

 

32 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


It’s not their building. That stadium became an nfl league venue five minutes after the last game there. It will be deRaiderized for the game. It shouldn’t be a nightmare for them. It’s a non.event.

so if the Steelers/Cowboys played the big game in the Astrodome , lets say it's 1979, Oiler fans don't care? 

1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:


It’s not their building. That stadium became an nfl league venue five minutes after the last game there. It will be deRaiderized for the game. It shouldn’t be a nightmare for them. It’s a non.event.

 

 

55 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

so if the Steelers/Cowboys played the big game in the Astrodome , lets say it's 1979, Oiler fans don't care? 

Amazing the Astrodome never hosted a SB but Rice Stadium did. 

Any word if they’re playing on the real or fake grass? 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Any word if they’re playing on the real or fake grass? 

NFL said they have the best turf crew on for the field this time.  Which would be hilarious if it was the fake stuff.  I’m just assuming real…

I'd rather isten to Taylor Swift talk about the game than Tony Romo.

Still want an ambient stadium noise button...

so if the Steelers/Cowboys played the big game in the Astrodome , lets say it's 1979, Oiler fans don't care? 

Nope. Just feel bad you’re not there. Most of these stadiums look pretty generic on tv. Packers/Steelers at ATT didn’t bother me. NFL takes it over. My company had a suite then. You don’t get to keep it for the game. Didn’t give a shit. Just watched it on TV.
2 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


Nope. Just feel bad you’re not there. Most of these stadiums look pretty generic on tv. Packers/Steelers at ATT didn’t bother me. NFL takes it over. My company had a suite then. You don’t get to keep it for the game. Didn’t give a shit. Just watched it on TV.

Nope.  It's the Raiders home stadium.

“I’ve watched every Super Bowl, including the 9 where  the Patriots had the league’s best quarterback, Tom Brady. He was also dating a super famous hot girl. I also watched the one with the Bucs!

But I’m out on this Super Bowl because I’m tired of Pat Mahomes/Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift!”

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9 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

“I’ve watched every Super Bowl, including the 9 where  the Patriots had the league’s best quarterback, Tom Brady. He was also dating a super famous hot girl. I also watched the one with the Bucs!

But I’m out on this Super Bowl because I’m tired of Pat Mahomes/Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift!”

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In that case, just go on YouTube and watch an old Super Bowl game you enjoyed. 

1 hour ago, slorch said:

I'd rather isten to Taylor Swift talk about the game than Tony Romo.

Still want an ambient stadium noise button...

I noticed that the SkyCam broadcast from ESPN will sometimes just have the stadium announcer and stadium sound for the audio. Then at commercial breaks, the camera just floats around waiting for the game to restart. Its really nice, no play by play, and no commercials. Beautiful.

I'd rather isten to Taylor Swift talk about the game than Tony Romo.
Still want an ambient stadium noise button...

He's actually gotten worse as an analyst the longer he's been one.
26 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Yeah nobody was watching the NFL before TSwift. Give me a break.

Yeah nobody was watching the NFL before TSwift. Give me a break.
Not exactly what they are saying though. Her cult tuning into games that normally wouldn't. Buying Chiefs and specifically Kelce merchandise. Both sides are benefitting from this arrangement
1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
58 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:
Yeah nobody was watching the NFL before TSwift. Give me a break.

Not exactly what they are saying though. Her cult tuning into games that normally wouldn't. Buying Chiefs and specifically Kelce merchandise. Both sides are benefitting from this arrangement

Giselle was arguably just as famous at a certain point. Did anyone ever complain or crunch numbers about her?

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Giselle was arguably just as famous at a certain point. Did anyone ever complain or crunch numbers about her?

In my opinion not in the same neighborhood of fan following, celebrity status aside. But there certainly were articles that popped up talking about how much more she made than Tom. 

8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

In that case, just go on YouTube and watch an old Super Bowl game you enjoyed. 

Here you go...Cowboys 1994

 

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Here you go...Cowboys 1994

 

Marty McFly could do his standard 30 year backward/forward time travel thing and see that one.  

On 1/28/2024 at 11:18 PM, Helobious said:

The “no former longhorn has ever scored a TD in the Super Bowl” streak lives for another year.

*unless we get an Omenihu scoop and score I guess. Sounds like he’ll be back in time to play

Helobious'd:

On 1/29/2024 at 9:39 AM, Longboard Horn said:

For the first time in a long time, I don't give a shit about who wins the SB. 

I'm rooting for the former Longhorn (Shanahan) hunting his first Superbowl ring.

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39 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Helobious'd:

I'm rooting for the former Longhorn (Shanahan) hunting his first Superbowl ring.

Fuck Shanahan. All in for Chuck. 😁

Although I suffer from Chiefs fatigue, pulling for them to prevent the 9ers from getting Lombardi #6. 

On 1/29/2024 at 4:15 PM, Texzilla58 said:


It’s not their building. That stadium became an nfl league venue five minutes after the last game there. It will be deRaiderized for the game. It shouldn’t be a nightmare for them. It’s a non.event.

I don't know, it triggered the fuck out of me when the Steelers and Packers played in the Super Bowl in Jerryworld.

3 hours ago, YChang said:

In my opinion not in the same neighborhood of fan following, celebrity status aside. But there certainly were articles that popped up talking about how much more she made than Tom. 

This.  My 29 yo daughter called me a few months ago and asked which channel the Chiefs were on.  She’s never given a rat’s ass about the NFL or football.  She’s not alone.  

Nobody ever paid thousands of dollars to see Giselle in a stadium. Taylor is in a different stratosphere of fame right now. 

Going to be interesting to see how much the cameras are on Swift during the halftime show. My over/under is 65% of the time.

43 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Going to be interesting to see how much the cameras are on Swift during the halftime show. My over/under is 65% of the time.

How the hell is she supposed to leave?!  

In the private jet she owns that she didn't need to have sit on a tarmac with a missing Rolls-Royce engine for years until stupid people donated enough money to her to get it airborne again?  Just a hunch.

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