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  • Ghost of LL
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  • 956 Worldwide
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    In any case, I had my two tween girls sit and watch an entire football game with me and ask questions about the rules and positions. Taylor Swift did that, so fuck the haters. 

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    HornOnTheBayou

    Or you could just shake it off, shake it off. 

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The 49ers turning 3 turnovers into zero points doesn't seem ideal for them.  One would think at some point the KC offense will unfuck itself.  

#1005
TEMU is shit you should order and have sent directly to the landfill

Which is where they get their shit. It’s the circle of life
#1006

tell me again how great Lamar Jackson is...

#1008
2 minutes ago, ousux said:

9'ers want this fucking game, hope they get it.

(Sorry dad..lifelong cowboys fan)
 

fuck sf. go Dallas Texans.

#1010
3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

The first time Queen L does a wheelie, I'll buy a Kawasaki

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I should take this back.  She's been a biker chick for at least 30 years or so.
So, WTF (who the fuck) knows what she's capable of by now.

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Just now, ATXbronco said:

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Finger sister unite?  I’ll be in my bunk. 
 

so glad Sgt Hulk was right, nobody would comment on Swift tonight.  Goddamn hero.  

#1014
Just now, Texzilla58 said:


She’s about to pass out from the jet lag

She has her own private plane, this wasn't coach from Tokyo.  I'm sure she got sleep if she wanted it.  

#1020
1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

I should take this back.  She's been a biker chick for at least 30 years or so.
So, WTF (who the fuck) knows what she's capable of by now.

You don't wanna fuck with an East Orange biker.

#1025

Romo is the last person who should be talking about getting the snap down on a kick. 

#1028
2 Super Bowl fg records in one game???!?
It's electrifying!
Two Super Bowl record FGs in one game? I don't think that was a popular Vegas bet.
#1029
1 minute ago, Herpa Derpa said:

You don't wanna fuck with an East Orange biker.

I've actually lived in two different Orange counties
But yeah, I know which one you're talking about

#1030
Just now, Deej said:

Romo is the last person who should be talking about getting the snap down on a kick. 

Pretty much shouldn't be talking at all but here we are

#1031
🚨🚨Partial streaker alert 🚨🚨The first streaker of #SuperBowl LVIII makes his Vegas debut.pic.twitter.com/NqmhC5KXOn

 

#1032
3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Taylor probably wears a Mahomes mask when she fucks Kelce.

Uh Oh Omg GIF by ESPN

#1033
Just now, Surly Bevo said:

VW going for all the old folk member berries

That Herbie jump was fire

#1037

"...Without Omenihu who I thought was a HUGE loss for Kansas City." You're goddamn right, Tony!

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#1045
Just now, JGrayDBU said:

is Frisco offense bad or KC d this good?

KC defense shut down a Baltimore offense that was rolling all year. Both of these defenses are pretty good. 

#1049
1 minute ago, JGrayDBU said:

is Frisco offense bad or KC d this good?

KC's defense has been one of the best defenses in the NFL all year. They're the reason KC is here in the Superb Owl, not KC's offense.

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