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Kelci throwing to the ref looked like some of the passes in this game

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    In any case, I had my two tween girls sit and watch an entire football game with me and ask questions about the rules and positions. Taylor Swift did that, so fuck the haters. 

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    Or you could just shake it off, shake it off. 

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The 49ers turning 3 turnovers into zero points doesn't seem ideal for them.  One would think at some point the KC offense will unfuck itself.  

Does anyone have a running count of how many times Romo says 'Jim' during his whole career? 

TEMU is shit you should order and have sent directly to the landfill

Which is where they get their shit. It’s the circle of life

tell me again how great Lamar Jackson is...

2 minutes ago, ousux said:

9'ers want this fucking game, hope they get it.

(Sorry dad..lifelong cowboys fan)
 

fuck sf. go Dallas Texans.

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

The first time Queen L does a wheelie, I'll buy a Kawasaki

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I should take this back.  She's been a biker chick for at least 30 years or so.
So, WTF (who the fuck) knows what she's capable of by now.

number 2 for the 49ers was scared to tackle Mahomes . lol

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Finger sister unite?  I’ll be in my bunk. 
 

so glad Sgt Hulk was right, nobody would comment on Swift tonight.  Goddamn hero.  

Just now, Texzilla58 said:


She’s about to pass out from the jet lag

She has her own private plane, this wasn't coach from Tokyo.  I'm sure she got sleep if she wanted it.  

Taylor probably wears a Mahomes mask when she fucks Kelce.

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

I should take this back.  She's been a biker chick for at least 30 years or so.
So, WTF (who the fuck) knows what she's capable of by now.

You don't wanna fuck with an East Orange biker.

THESE ARE THE BEST TEAMS IN THE BEST LEAGUE OF AMERICAN FOOTBALL

Romo is the last person who should be talking about getting the snap down on a kick. 

2 Super Bowl fg records in one game???!?
It's electrifying!
Two Super Bowl record FGs in one game? I don't think that was a popular Vegas bet.
1 minute ago, Herpa Derpa said:

You don't wanna fuck with an East Orange biker.

I've actually lived in two different Orange counties
But yeah, I know which one you're talking about

Just now, Deej said:

Romo is the last person who should be talking about getting the snap down on a kick. 

Pretty much shouldn't be talking at all but here we are

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Taylor probably wears a Mahomes mask when she fucks Kelce.

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

VW going for all the old folk member berries

That Herbie jump was fire

Just now, WBT said:

That Herbie jump was fire

yea back before all the CGI bullshit fucked everything up

"Get back to running the football."

 

McCaffrey hit for no gain

"...Without Omenihu who I thought was a HUGE loss for Kansas City." You're goddamn right, Tony!

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Just now, JGrayDBU said:

is Frisco offense bad or KC d this good?

KC defense shut down a Baltimore offense that was rolling all year. Both of these defenses are pretty good. 

SF’s three second half drives have had 3rd and 15, 11 and 10. Shannahan better dial something up soon. 

1 minute ago, JGrayDBU said:

is Frisco offense bad or KC d this good?

KC's defense has been one of the best defenses in the NFL all year. They're the reason KC is here in the Superb Owl, not KC's offense.

1st team to score a TD in this half wins the game, it appears.

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