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  • Ghost of LL
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    In any case, I had my two tween girls sit and watch an entire football game with me and ask questions about the rules and positions. Taylor Swift did that, so fuck the haters. 

  • HornOnTheBayou
    HornOnTheBayou

    Or you could just shake it off, shake it off. 

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Just now, Fastbreak said:


He had 22 carries for only 80 yards. Not exactly tearing it up.

Where was he the 3rd quarter?

Just now, 4th&Five said:

Purdy was average and below for most of the game. 

Didn't turn the ball over.  Made plays.  

The Chiefs defense is actually really fucking good, surprise surprise.  

9ers had their chances but CMC fumbles when they were heading in to score, they fuck up a punt which leads to an easy 7 for KC, and then they miss an XP which would have had the game over before OT.  

10 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

You seem petty. 

No. She's trash.

Yeahhhhhh boi!!!!

Back to back muthafuckas!!!!

Holy shit.....I never thought I'd ever see 1 Chiefs championship, let alone 3 in my lifetime. Fucking hell.....I'm thirty for more!!!!!!

Let's gooooooo!!!!!!!

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

McCaffrey did have 30 touches (22 rushes and 8 catches) which sort of surprised me.  But yea he probably should have had 10 more.  

yea he had more touches than i thought, sure didn't seem like it.

Just now, SpiralOut said:

Didn't turn the ball over.  Made plays.  

The Chiefs defense is actually really fucking good, surprise surprise.  

9ers had their chances but CMC fumbles when they were heading in to score, they fuck up a punt which leads to an easy 7 for KC, and then they miss an XP which would have had the game over before OT.  

KC also fumbled inside the 5 yard line when going in for the lead. 2 other redzone trips that only lead to 6 total points. Mahomes throws a pick that gave SF a possession starting in KC territory. 

Next episode of the  podcast is going to be must listen to

Do we really have to hear from lucky sperm winners

 

 

”how bout that D?”

Purdy actually averaged 6.8 yards per pass attempt to 6.6 for Pat Mahommes.

The 49ers did dick with 3 Chiefs turnovers in the first half and had an XP blocked.  Way too many blown opportunities leaving points all over the field.  

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

KC also fumbled inside the 5 yard line when going in for the lead. 2 other redzone trips that only lead to 6 total points. Mahomes throws a pick that gave SF a possession starting in KC territory. 

SF needed points on one of those first 2 drives in the 3rd. Couldn’t even gain a yard. 

Just now, TexEx15 said:

Damn.

the 2 time 1st team All-Pro is a joke.

Just now, Fastbreak said:

How come all rich dudes are super short?

It's a trade-off.

punt returner trying to be a hero instead of just falling on the ball

CIA scriptwriters really did a great job with this one, I have to say. Nice touch for Kelce to be the guy who sets up the guy. 

8 minutes ago, naija said:

Purdy didn't lose this game for them. If that's what Kyle needs..... this was a team game to win and they had enough to get it done. the defensive play calling let them down in the second half and OT. hate Romo all you want, but he is probably right about having to face Mahomes breaking people's brains

I'm not saying Purdy lost the game, I'm saying it's a hell a lot easier when you have that type of QB. Certainly an upgrade from what he has had, but still. It's rare, but it happens, Trent Dilfer won an SB, most times you need an elite QB to win it all. 

Just now, Fastbreak said:

How come all rich dudes are super short?

Getting laid is the answer.  They aren't tall, aren't good looking, and have average dicks.  Getting rich is the most likely path to hot women.

I love Mahomes I just hate everyone else around him. 

2 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

How come all rich dudes are super short?

channel all that rage

Just now, ATXbronco said:

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Purple Gatorade?!

Damn, whoever picked that spot bet made some serious coin.

Kelce already drunk?

you know, on second thought, perfectly reasonable level of excitement from a guy who just won the Super Bowl is going to celebrate by fucking a hot billionaire

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okay, never really thought Taylor Swift looked that good, but tonight is working for her

Wait…his kids are named Sterling and Bronze?

Kelce already drunk?

Luckiest dude in the world
1 minute ago, tokamak said:

Kelce already drunk?

I bet her sweat is as good as cocaine...

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3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Damn.


2nd greatest qb ever 

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

KC also fumbled inside the 5 yard line when going in for the lead. 2 other redzone trips that only lead to 6 total points. Mahomes throws a pick that gave SF a possession starting in KC territory. 

True.

Tired of the Purdy nonsense.  Kid is doing great.  He's in Year 2 and he played decent in a SB.  Dak can't get the Boys past the goddamn Wild Card in Year 300 with hundreds of millions of dollars spent.  

Purdy outplayed every QB in the NFL this season not named Patrick Mahomes but people act like he's barely above a backup.  It's just silly.

Just now, naija said:

okay, never really thought Taylor Swift looked that good, but tonight is working for her

Yeah I made that comment in like the 2Q. 

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

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Muh; reported for politics.  
 

also, you can’t spell Kansas City without ‘CIA’.   Think about it sheeples

Just now, tx 3 putt said:


2nd greatest qb ever 

He’s got one more than Eli, so he’s moving up the list. 

New Super Bowl shuffle coming, Taylor Swift version.

I did learn that overtime in the Super Bowl just keeps going into another quarter.

That hug 'n' kissing been going on for like four minutes solid

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1 minute ago, naija said:

okay, never really thought Taylor Swift looked that good, but tonight is working for her

Swift is fine as hell every day.

 

True.
Tired of the Purdy nonsense.  Kid is doing great.  He's in Year 2 and he played decent in a SB.  Dak can't get the Boys past the goddamn Wild Card in Year 300 with hundreds of millions of dollars spent.  
Purdy outplayed every QB in the NFL this season not named Patrick Mahomes but people act like he's barely above a backup.  It's just silly.

There is no way the 49ers would trade Purdy for Dak straight up.

what's up, you cryin motherfuckers?????

Clark Hunt embodies everything related to low-t

My ex-wife claims she could have married him.

Narrator: “not in a million lifetimes”

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