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    956 Worldwide

    In any case, I had my two tween girls sit and watch an entire football game with me and ask questions about the rules and positions. Taylor Swift did that, so fuck the haters. 

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    Or you could just shake it off, shake it off. 

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Just now, Fastbreak said:


He had 22 carries for only 80 yards. Not exactly tearing it up.

Where was he the 3rd quarter?

#1603
Just now, 4th&Five said:

Purdy was average and below for most of the game. 

Didn't turn the ball over.  Made plays.  

The Chiefs defense is actually really fucking good, surprise surprise.  

9ers had their chances but CMC fumbles when they were heading in to score, they fuck up a punt which leads to an easy 7 for KC, and then they miss an XP which would have had the game over before OT.  

#1606

Yeahhhhhh boi!!!!

Back to back muthafuckas!!!!

Holy shit.....I never thought I'd ever see 1 Chiefs championship, let alone 3 in my lifetime. Fucking hell.....I'm thirty for more!!!!!!

Let's gooooooo!!!!!!!

#1609
2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

McCaffrey did have 30 touches (22 rushes and 8 catches) which sort of surprised me.  But yea he probably should have had 10 more.  

yea he had more touches than i thought, sure didn't seem like it.

#1610
Just now, SpiralOut said:

Didn't turn the ball over.  Made plays.  

The Chiefs defense is actually really fucking good, surprise surprise.  

9ers had their chances but CMC fumbles when they were heading in to score, they fuck up a punt which leads to an easy 7 for KC, and then they miss an XP which would have had the game over before OT.  

KC also fumbled inside the 5 yard line when going in for the lead. 2 other redzone trips that only lead to 6 total points. Mahomes throws a pick that gave SF a possession starting in KC territory. 

#1611
Patrick Mahomes is building an insane resume:• 2x NFL MVP• 2x 1st-Team All-Pro• 6-straight AFC Championship games• 3x Super Bowl Champ• 3x Super Bowl MVP• $500 Million ContractHe also has ownership stakes in the:• Kansas City Royals (MLB)• Sporting Kansas City…

Damn.

#1615

Purdy actually averaged 6.8 yards per pass attempt to 6.6 for Pat Mahommes.

The 49ers did dick with 3 Chiefs turnovers in the first half and had an XP blocked.  Way too many blown opportunities leaving points all over the field.  

#1616
Just now, Vic Mackey said:

KC also fumbled inside the 5 yard line when going in for the lead. 2 other redzone trips that only lead to 6 total points. Mahomes throws a pick that gave SF a possession starting in KC territory. 

SF needed points on one of those first 2 drives in the 3rd. Couldn’t even gain a yard. 

#1617
Just now, TexEx15 said:
Patrick Mahomes is building an insane resume:• 2x NFL MVP• 2x 1st-Team All-Pro• 6-straight AFC Championship games• 3x Super Bowl Champ• 3x Super Bowl MVP• $500 Million ContractHe also has ownership stakes in the:• Kansas City Royals (MLB)• Sporting Kansas City…

Damn.

the 2 time 1st team All-Pro is a joke.

#1618
Just now, Fastbreak said:

How come all rich dudes are super short?

It's a trade-off.

#1622
8 minutes ago, naija said:

Purdy didn't lose this game for them. If that's what Kyle needs..... this was a team game to win and they had enough to get it done. the defensive play calling let them down in the second half and OT. hate Romo all you want, but he is probably right about having to face Mahomes breaking people's brains

I'm not saying Purdy lost the game, I'm saying it's a hell a lot easier when you have that type of QB. Certainly an upgrade from what he has had, but still. It's rare, but it happens, Trent Dilfer won an SB, most times you need an elite QB to win it all. 

#1623
Just now, Fastbreak said:

How come all rich dudes are super short?

Getting laid is the answer.  They aren't tall, aren't good looking, and have average dicks.  Getting rich is the most likely path to hot women.

#1625
2 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

How come all rich dudes are super short?

channel all that rage

#1626
Just now, ATXbronco said:

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Purple Gatorade?!

Damn, whoever picked that spot bet made some serious coin.

#1627

Kelce already drunk?

you know, on second thought, perfectly reasonable level of excitement from a guy who just won the Super Bowl is going to celebrate by fucking a hot billionaire

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#1629

okay, never really thought Taylor Swift looked that good, but tonight is working for her

#1635
1 minute ago, tokamak said:

Kelce already drunk?

I bet her sweat is as good as cocaine...

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#1636
3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
Patrick Mahomes is building an insane resume:• 2x NFL MVP• 2x 1st-Team All-Pro• 6-straight AFC Championship games• 3x Super Bowl Champ• 3x Super Bowl MVP• $500 Million ContractHe also has ownership stakes in the:• Kansas City Royals (MLB)• Sporting Kansas City…

Damn.


2nd greatest qb ever 

#1637
1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

KC also fumbled inside the 5 yard line when going in for the lead. 2 other redzone trips that only lead to 6 total points. Mahomes throws a pick that gave SF a possession starting in KC territory. 

True.

Tired of the Purdy nonsense.  Kid is doing great.  He's in Year 2 and he played decent in a SB.  Dak can't get the Boys past the goddamn Wild Card in Year 300 with hundreds of millions of dollars spent.  

Purdy outplayed every QB in the NFL this season not named Patrick Mahomes but people act like he's barely above a backup.  It's just silly.

#1638
Just now, naija said:

okay, never really thought Taylor Swift looked that good, but tonight is working for her

Yeah I made that comment in like the 2Q. 

#1640
1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

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Muh; reported for politics.  
 

also, you can’t spell Kansas City without ‘CIA’.   Think about it sheeples

#1647
1 minute ago, naija said:

okay, never really thought Taylor Swift looked that good, but tonight is working for her

Swift is fine as hell every day.

 

#1648
True.
Tired of the Purdy nonsense.  Kid is doing great.  He's in Year 2 and he played decent in a SB.  Dak can't get the Boys past the goddamn Wild Card in Year 300 with hundreds of millions of dollars spent.  
Purdy outplayed every QB in the NFL this season not named Patrick Mahomes but people act like he's barely above a backup.  It's just silly.

There is no way the 49ers would trade Purdy for Dak straight up.
#1649

what's up, you cryin motherfuckers?????

#1650
Clark Hunt embodies everything related to low-t

My ex-wife claims she could have married him.

Narrator: “not in a million lifetimes”

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