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Sports and a controversial pop music star are tearing this country apart.

It's like wrestling and Cyndi Lauper all over again.

Will we never learn?

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    In any case, I had my two tween girls sit and watch an entire football game with me and ask questions about the rules and positions. Taylor Swift did that, so fuck the haters. 

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    Or you could just shake it off, shake it off. 

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The NFL was never going to let the 9ers win that game. On one side you had Mahomes, Kielce, and Swift, on the other a humble midwestern QB, McCaffrey, and Nick Bosa and his beliefs. The narrative they wanted all along won.   

You shut your whore mouth about Captain Louis Albano!

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It really has to stick in their craw that they had a generational QB at Tech and only went 13-19 with him and the best season was 7-5. 

Well, when you are 100% offense and zero defense that tends to happen.

5 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Sports and a controversial pop music star are tearing this country apart.

It's like wrestling and Cyndi Lauper all over again.

Will we never learn?

Well Vince McMahon is shitting on women’s heads 

8 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I think you and Guest Lobo and Ana and Diggler should have a tag team bout. 

I just think that she looks like a pretty basic white girl. 

 

I understand she is rich and makes music that some people apparently feel strongly about. 

 

Doesn't change the fact. But I certainly apologize to the sensitive. 

Same as others…my 12 year old sat and watched the whole game with me through OT even though  I was rooting for SF. The Taylor impact. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

I just think that she looks like a pretty basic white girl. 

 

I understand she is rich and makes music that some people apparently feel strongly about. 

 

Doesn't change the fact. But I certainly apologize to the sensitive. 

If she has 3 commas in her net worth automatic 10. 

12 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m a Taylor swift fan you jerk off. I’ve attended her concerts lol.

Does the judge who issued the restraining order know about this recent development? ;)  

 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

If she has 3 commas in her net worth automatic 10. 

I guess that you are not wrong. But still a basic white girl 10. 

Enjoyed the game. No meaningful football until August. Always a gut punch.  Nfl draft, march madness and the Olympics to hold me over. 

Just now, UTGrad98 said:

Enjoyed the game. No meaningful football until August. Always a gut punch.  Nfl draft, march madness and the Olympics to hold me over. 

The combined USFL/XFL should be a good hold over. Talent not spread between two leagues will make it better imo

He really can’t. Especially when it matters because he can’t consistently hit big throws. Lamar is the most overrated QB ever. 
Don't tell @Zepol87 this. He really believes Lamar Jackson is a great QB
17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It really has to stick in their craw that they had a generational QB at Tech and only went 13-19 with him and the best season was 7-5. 

From here, it’s possible.

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Clark Hunt embodies everything related to low-t

Yet has 3 Super Bowls and doesn't run his franchise into the ground. 

17 minutes ago, Helobious said:

The NFL was never going to let the 9ers win that game. On one side you had Mahomes, Kielce, and Swift, on the other a humble midwestern QB, McCaffrey, and Nick Bosa and his beliefs. The narrative they wanted all along won.   

Brock Purdy is from Arizona.

20 minutes ago, Helobious said:

The NFL was never going to let the 9ers win that game. On one side you had Mahomes, Kielce, and Swift, on the other a humble midwestern QB, McCaffrey, and Nick Bosa and his beliefs. The narrative they wanted all along won.   

You're right. The NFL allowed the Chiefs to block that XP that got the game even into OT. They also made the Chiefs fumble twice and Mahomes throw a pick. 

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Yet has 3 Super Bowls and doesn't run his franchise into the ground. 

Well technically, he's now tied Jerry? 

Yall are lucky, my daughters sat with me but only payed attention to their damn iPads. One said she wanted KC to win because of Taylor, that’s all I got.

Arizona can still be in the Midwest dammit!  If Roger Goodell and Karri Lake have the courage to Do what is right.  And also that Mercatur guy.  

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Well technically, he's now tied Jerry? 

You think they're stopping at 3...with the best QB in the league in his prime. Shit, imagine if they actually bought him a decent WR. And Jerry's last Super Bowl was 1995. The son of a bitch was in his early 50s then. 

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1 minute ago, mdmost said:

You think they're stopping at 3...with the best QB in the league in his prime. Shit, imagine if they actually bought him a decent WR. And Jerry's last Super Bowl was 1995. The son of a bitch was in his late 40s then. 

You just gave me flashbacks to Barry Switzer screaming “we did it!” to Jerrah, simultaneous joy and utter disgust. 

25 minutes ago, Helobious said:

The NFL was never going to let the 9ers win that game. On one side you had Mahomes, Kielce, and Swift, on the other a humble midwestern QB, McCaffrey, and Nick Bosa and his beliefs. The narrative they wanted all along won.   

Everyone knows you believe this which is sad and hilarious all at the same time.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Mahomes is 28, let that sink in

 

A year older than Brady was when he got his third. Not sure Andy Reid will be there long enough to match him. 

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Brock Purdy is from Arizona.

I thought he was born & raised in Iowa until 30 seconds ago when I read this and googled it. Who the fuck am I confusing him with 

8 minutes ago, mdmost said:

You think they're stopping at 3...with the best QB in the league in his prime. Shit, imagine if they actually bought him a decent WR. And Jerry's last Super Bowl was 1995. The son of a bitch was in his early 50s then. 

Yes, I was being facetious lol. He's tied Jerry now. But will definitely pass him and pretty sure won't go into a 30 year AFCCG drought. 

22 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If she has 3 commas in her net worth automatic 10. 

This automatic 10 is worth $27,000,000,000.

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Just now, Helobious said:

I thought he was born & raised in Iowa until 30 seconds ago when I read this and googled it. Who the fuck am I confusing him with 

Frank Stallone or John Wayne (who is not only from Iowa but also a Texas-Ex).  
 

I love your Chiefs-Super Bowl conspiracy theories.  I don’t follow the NFL at all.  But I know two things to be true about it.  The Chiefs were never a franchise, let alone good at football recently, until Kelce and Swift starting dating.  And second-they had no money at all so they had to rig the playoffs to garner ratings since they were only on AM radio, Betamax, and Paramount-Minus. 

5 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

This automatic 10 is worth $27,000,000,000.

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At least she is a brunette. 

Why are more people not talking about Chris Jones? He tore the 49ers O-line apart all night and was the clear MVP for them late. Single-handedly disrupted so much of what Shanahan was trying to do on offense.

12 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I thought he was born & raised in Iowa until 30 seconds ago when I read this and googled it. Who the fuck am I confusing him with 

Dan Gable??

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Why are more people not talking about Chris Jones? He tore the 49ers O-line apart all night and was the clear MVP for them late. Single-handedly disrupted so much of what Shanahan was trying to do on offense.

Yeah, I didn’t know who the hell he was before tonight.  But he was the literal embodiment of havoc.  Fucking lights out good.  After a number of plays, the camera cutaways to the 49ers sideline just quietly screamed “uh, should we do something about this guy maybe?”  
 

chiefs just had another gear that they just needed to remember was there.  Impressive to watch. 

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Great game.  Mostly because my daughters (12 and 15) and my sons’ girlfriends (20 and 21) were engaged and asking me questions the entire game. The party we were at was a lot of fun because everyone actually cared about the game. 
 

I know the biggest reason my girls wanted to watch was because of Swift/Kelce. And I am 100% okay with that. Watching my favorite sport with my daughters was unforgettable. Thank you Taylor Swift!

It's kind of amazing that Taylor Swift in the past few months has done more for the NFL reaching the female audience than decades of "Breast Cancer Awareness" campaigns. 

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

It's kind of amazing that Taylor Swift in the past few months has done more for the NFL reaching the female audience than decades of "Breast Cancer Awareness" campaigns. 

Yea though where I imagine it has had the biggest impact is with women under 40 and young women while better about health stuff than young men are still generally in the “this won’t happen to me” stage of life. 

That was an entertaining night of football, made even better by watching people get ten shades of butthurt about manufactured culture war bullshit.  
 

Hats off to Kelce for achieving the pinnacle of “two things at once.”  

45 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I thought he was born & raised in Iowa until 30 seconds ago when I read this and googled it. Who the fuck am I confusing him with 

No man, you were right all along. The NFL changed all of the references from Iowa to Arizona.

You're right. The NFL allowed the Chiefs to block that XP that got the game even into OT. They also made the Chiefs fumble twice and Mahomes throw a pick. 

Why are you arguing with somebody who obviously spends a lot of time on TikTok conspiracy pages?
51 minutes ago, Asu2215 said:

Dan Gable??

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Oh. Dan? Thought you said Stan. 

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