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18 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I did not know that about the AFL franchise moving to K.C.  I know a fair amount about the Hunt family history, but jackshit about the NFL history.  

A funny aside, earlier today---wife was on her usual Saturday conf. call with her family.  Almost all of whom are in Kansas and lifelong Chiefs fans.  Literally half of them said they weren't going to watch the game tomorrow.  Because you know, it's only the Super Bowl and the most exciting thing to happen to Kansas since the Spanish Flu Epidemic of 1918.

And they're all lying.

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    In any case, I had my two tween girls sit and watch an entire football game with me and ask questions about the rules and positions. Taylor Swift did that, so fuck the haters. 

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    Or you could just shake it off, shake it off. 

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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Murica! b4b558fc3fc2e524a7dd4a17f41a01a1.jpg

Great you just invited the flat earthers in with this pic of earth being a sphere.

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Great you just invited the flat earthers in with this pic of earth being a sphere.

That’s not a sphere. That’s a circle. 

38 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

That’s not a sphere. That’s a circle. 

conspiracytheorySlaterstonedtothebejesus, "Have you ever even looked at a photograph of a globe man?  There's some spooky, circular shit going on, huh?  And it's blue, too?"  /dazed

Good hour long documentary on The NFL Today playing right now on CBS.

42 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Good hour long documentary on The NFL Today playing right now on CBS.

It's going to be a really sad day when Brent is no longer with us. 

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

conspiracytheorySlaterstonedtothebejesus, "Have you ever even looked at a photograph of a globe man?  There's some spooky, circular shit going on, huh?  And it's blue, too?"  /dazed

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Pupply Bowl starting now on HBO Max.  

And yes, the camera is gonna pan over to a dog named "Terrier Swift"  and "Taylor Schnoodle."  Just a quick trigger warning.  Thoughts and prayers on some of you being so brave to endure these hardships.  

Damn, these dogs are cute.

Also, in the spirit of the NFL being patriotic for once.  I hope they do some kind of tribute to the victims of 7/11, on this, the 22.5 year anniversary of that horrible tragedy. 

Finally, Kelce's brother walking in as Zach G. from "The Hangover" was funny as fuck.  

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Boomer has to be so bitter when they put him up with Simms and Cowher to talk about the Super Bowl. Hey we need the perspective of someone who lost the Super Bowl...hey Boomer!

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Esiason was way the fuck better than Phil Simms and didn't have LT on the other side of the ball either.  Phil Sims was  just Trent Dilfer in a bigger market.

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Walked over to our neighborhood deli for a couple sandwiches today at noon, the owner and I are friendly as its a couple doors down from our house...place is busy but not crowded, he asks me who I like in the game....having 3 teen daughters (uh, no), I playfully (and kind of hoping to trigger someone just cause) say the Chiefs b/c more Taylor Swift shots....lady ordering ahead of me lets  out a huge guffaw and says how sick she is of hearing about TS.  Hahahaha.

The CBS tribute with Musburger was great.  Grew up watching that show religiously.

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This is an unusual Super Bowl for me as I don’t dislike either team. I can make a case cheering for the 49ers and Brock Purdy, a.k.a. Mr. Irrelevant, as it would be cool to see him lead San Francisco to a win. And, there’s SF’s HC , Kyle Shanahan, who played for the Horns.  On the other hand, Patrick Mahomes is from Whitehouse, Texas, which is just down the road from Troup and Tyler where my grandparents and numerous uncles, aunts, and cousins lived.  Plus, I  dig the whole scene with Travis and Taylor,  Having said all of this, I do think KC wins, BUT I’m not putting money on it.

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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There is a better than zero chance he finds himself in the Mojave Desert bargaining with a Chinese gangster for Black Travis's life tomorrow.

 

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8 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

That is a manly man.

What?  He gets a lot of compliments on this bag.  

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4 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Yall really fell for that 'shop?

We're having fun here, no?

I've been running the numbers all week, doing all the research, and I've decided I'm going to do a two-game teaser taking Kansas City to +8.5 and Team Ruff in the Puppy Bowl to -1.5.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

It's going to be a really sad day when Brent is no longer with us. 


Saying he is talented just doesn’t cut it. So much more there than just mere talent. 

41 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

There is a better than zero chance he finds himself in the Mojave Desert bargaining with a Chinese gangster for Black Travis's life tomorrow.

 

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Uh, our Swift is a White.  

Absolute bullshit Brent was replaced by two of the most milquetoast motherfuckers in Nantz & Fowler. 

This Raiders/Al Davis reenactment is cringe. 

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I guess they just decided to gloss over how the Raiders moved back to Oakland. 

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Pupply Bowl starting now on HBO Max.  

And yes, the camera is gonna pan over to a dog named "Terrier Swift"  and "Taylor Schnoodle."  Just a quick trigger warning.  Thoughts and prayers on some of you being so brave to endure these hardships.  

Damn, these dogs are cute.

Also, in the spirit of the NFL being patriotic for once.  I hope they do some kind of tribute to the victims of 7/11, on this, the 22.5 year anniversary of that horrible tragedy. 

Finally, Kelce's brother walking in as Zach G. from "The Hangover" was funny as fuck.  

Your obsession with Taylor Swift and supposed butt hurt about her regarding the game is noted.  Every post on your thread is about it.  
 

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Pupply Bowl starting now on HBO Max.  

And yes, the camera is gonna pan over to a dog named "Terrier Swift"  and "Taylor Schnoodle."  Just a quick trigger warning.  Thoughts and prayers on some of you being so brave to endure these hardships.  

Damn, these dogs are cute.

Also, in the spirit of the NFL being patriotic for once.  I hope they do some kind of tribute to the victims of 7/11, on this, the 22.5 year anniversary of that horrible tragedy. 

Finally, Kelce's brother walking in as Zach G. from "The Hangover" was funny as fuck.  

The amount of times you e posted about Taylor has to be a record.  I mean don’t you have other shit to bitch and complain about then making up a scenario in your head to complain about 

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Obsessed?  I prefer the term stalking.  I mean, courting.  Dammit, if I give you a dollar—-this has to remain confidential right?  

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

The amount of times you e posted about Taylor has to be a record 

He’s trying to make Fetch happen to make oblique political posts.  Same thing in tell me about Texas A&M and his Qatar comments hoping someone takes the bait.  Dude, we fucking get it.  But you’re  coming off as on the spectrum pairing that shit on football boards.  
 

Posting not pairing.  

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1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

The amount of times you e posted about Taylor has to be a record.  I mean don’t you have other shit to bitch and complain about then making up a scenario in your head to complain about 

Fair point.  It’d be like using a multi-million dollar social media platform to take credit for creating her career on Super Bowl Sunday, right?  I mean, if we’re talking about made up scenarios us in the heads of obviously insane adult men.  
 

its just funny to me is all.  Yall enjoy the game And bullshit aside, get home Safe tonight.  I’m already noticing half drunks out on the roads.  

I’ll be glad for whoever wins.  I like Swift.  She’s very talented and my daughter and wife have been to two of her showe.  She gives the crowd their money’s worth.  And given my daughter controls the radio on way to school in mornings, I think I’ve heard every song she’s recorded. Her songwriting chops are impressive to me, though I’m no music expert. 

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1 minute ago, Frank Drebin said:

He’s trying to make Fetch happen to make oblique political posts.  Same thing in tell me about Texas A&M and his Qatar comments hoping someone takes the bait.  Dude, we fucking get it.  But you’re  coming off as on the spectrum pairing that shit on football boards.  
 

Posting not pairing.  

Dude, I you can rant all you want about me.  But don’t make pissy comments about people on the spectrum.   You’re better than that and you know it.  
 

as for A&M and Qatar.  I have been asked to read the following letter “there is no connection.”  

I started a Venmo Squares game at $10 per square--pays $250 per quarter with 4th quarter being final score if it goes to overtime. I have only 11 squares left and would like to get them sold. PM me if you want a clear path to riches. 

 

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Dude, I you can rant all you want about me.  But don’t make pissy comments about people on the spectrum.   You’re better than that and you know it.  
 

as for A&M and Qatar.  I have been asked to read the following letter “there is no connection.”  

Is being on the spectrum a perjorative?  The best plaintiffs lawyer I know has a pretty significant touch of it.  And he’s private jet / $30 million River Oaks house type rich.  

6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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What an  absolute shit beer situation they got going on there. 

(Checking your squares maths)

but, how do you make money?  
 

one word…volume 

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

(Checking your squares maths)

but, how do you make money?  
 

one word…volume 

I am just looking for a reason to watch. I make nothing on this. Obviously. 

I know dude, I’m from Chicago.  Even “just for fun” gambling squares, the guy still took some cut of the action.  You know; because he had to buy a pencil and a ruler.  And learn to count not in Italian ;)

 

12 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

He’s trying to make Fetch happen to make oblique political posts.  Same thing in tell me about Texas A&M and his Qatar comments hoping someone takes the bait.  Dude, we fucking get it.  But you’re  coming off as on the spectrum pairing that shit on football boards.  
 

Posting not pairing.  

Hes the cloak roam poster child douchebag we all have seen it. I’m glad others all calling him out finally 

You are so damn brave, man.  
 

just scroll past.  You have to bitch two posts for every one of my posts.  Maths skills like that, lemme sell you squib squares? ;) 

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22 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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I guess if you're paying to go to the SB, then a $17 can of Bud Light is not a big deal. 

It drives me nuts that people pay these sorts of prices, though. Because then they become the norm.

Gotdamn inflation is outta control!

patron, “I’d like to buy three beers.”

vendor, “that’s against the law.  Best I can do Is charge you the cost for three beers and just give you one.”

patron, “well that seems like a pretty good deal.”

35 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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Honestly those beer prices aren’t bad for the Super Bowl. Moody Center is pretty close to that 

They need to do one of the Only In Vegas bits with those guys who hand out the escort fliers on the Strip. 

Yeah, that's a fair point.  Moody center just went off the deep-end with drink prices this season.  But what should we expect when fucking Moet-Chandon has their own loge bar?  

I like the "Must Present Bucket" note on the popcorn refills.  You know there's a fucking awesome backstory behind that.  

"Here's your $2.99, thanks man."

-Uh, sir...you have to have the bucket to get that price.

"Nah man, just scoop it down my pants like last time." 

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