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    order up: 14- @NOMAAA 13- @castolon 12- @henrygandorf 11- @UTPhil2006 10- @NorthLoop 9- @beer 8- @John Cougar Melonballer 7- @BigOrange1 6- @APMP 5- @

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9 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

we should do a draft, using last year's division winners.

this is the way

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Jung Guns and The Disgusting Brothers are captains. 

Snake draft. Jung Guns get to decide if they want first pick or the 2/3 turn. 

A draft where you (should, if captains want a cakewalk to the playoffs) get picked earlier if you suck.

Rejoice.

Jung Guns and The Disgusting Brothers are captains. 
Snake draft. Jung Guns get to decide if they want first pick or the 2/3 turn. 

I want the turn. Although taking the commish first pick overall would be pretty, pretty good

This is like filling out my own invitation to the cellar
4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

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change your team names, cousins.

for the first time ever in my entire history of fantasy sports, i’m not going into the draft with a set name. i have one name on deck for if i draft a certain player, and another name on deck for if i don’t get him. that said i’ll echo hg’s sentiments- new team names mofos. make it happen.

oh, fyi my non-player dependent team name is Gay Vikings.

 

 

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On 2/29/2024 at 3:34 PM, Planet Houston said:

I hope we get a video of Derkamama. Good way to kick off the season!

just now i said to her, “you probably got a lot of street cred name dropping hunter greene like that”, and she said, “yeah, well, i’m Mamaderka (close enough)” lol. 

5 hours ago, Fawesome said:

Jung Guns and The Disgusting Brothers are captains. 

Snake draft. Jung Guns get to decide if they want first pick or the 2/3 turn. 

you should prob @ them on here if you wanted them to see it and participate.

it can be a slow snake draft on this thread.

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21 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

you should prob @ them on here if you wanted them to see it and participate.

it can be a slow snake draft on this thread.

bold of you to assume i remember by heart the handles with the team names that change every year. ill check when im back at my desk.

40 minutes ago, Fawesome said:

bold of you

i've been called a lot of things in my life...

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i've been called a lot of things in my life...

Hunter Greene

hey yo my mom’s 70th birthday is on march 31st, and beyond that, she is in her 44th year as an educator at St.Andrew’s Episcopal School. when we get to the end of the month y’all show my mom some love for doing our draft order for so many years by sending her $1! it’s a long story,  but dollar bills/$1 is meaningful to my mom. so y’all do me this favor and send my mom $1 on or around the 31st and i swear i’ll never ask anything of any of you again…save a few 4 for 2 trade offers lol. but for real, show her some love this year. thanks guys!

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hey yo my mom’s 70th birthday is on march 31st, and beyond that, she is in her 44th year as an educator at St.Andrew’s Episcopal School. when we get to the end of the month y’all show my mom some love for doing our draft order for so many years by sending her $1! it’s a long story,  but dollar bills/$1 is meaningful to my mom. so y’all do me this favor and send my mom $1 on or around the 31st and i swear i’ll never ask anything of any of you again…save a few 4 for 2 trade offers lol. but for real, show her some love this year. thanks guys!
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I’m in. Added to the calendar!
I take Viking Quest, no idea the handle

I’ll take hitby/2x neck and poopy buttholes (no idea who this is).

Might be the first time I haven't been in the same division as HG ever

goddamit it... lol ... ok well this is the first time in awhile that i'm not in the same division as HG and Derka at the same time. 

Yall are about to get smashed like Rebecca Donaldson bent over the back of Jesse's Harley. 

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Ain’t no way I went that late in the draft. I had my MJ motivation meme ready to go and yall went and respected me. Shit.

4 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Might be the first time I haven't been in the same division as HG ever

same. it feels dirty.

edit: lol, so NL hasn’t escaped hg’s gravitational pull after all 

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5 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

same. it feels dirty.

edit: lol, so NL hasn’t escaped hg’s gravitational pull after all 

I think I've actually fared better against him than you over the years in h2h matchups. You always seem to pull some hooplehead magic out of your ass every Sunday against me. 

I take Viking Quest, no idea the handle
I'll try to live up to the confidence you've shown in me.

YOURE STEWED BUTTWADS!

Im now Astronaut Jones

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i gotta give it up to you, that’s pretty damn funny. best team name i’ve seen in a minute lol.

We gotta keep Mama Derka’s comedy alive all season.

Derka and Hank not in my division. Watch out. 

We wanna do a zoom of the draft? Teams?

12 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

We wanna do a zoom of the draft? Teams?

I know what 2-3 of you look like, that’s more than enough for me 

12 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

We wanna do a zoom of the draft? Teams?

Hard pass but I appreciate your moxie 

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I tried to go set things up and I haz no computer skills.  Says I dont have permission to join.  Yall got one of those linky things? 

So we got an official draft time yet?

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