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    order up: 14- @NOMAAA 13- @castolon 12- @henrygandorf 11- @UTPhil2006 10- @NorthLoop 9- @beer 8- @John Cougar Melonballer 7- @BigOrange1 6- @APMP 5- @

  • i do not care about korea stats.  lets start when the real games start.

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Probably might wanna make a decision soon

It appears someone already changed it. 9pm CST it is.
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Good draft fellas. Still scratching my head with the McLain pick.

15 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

kaiser shohei snaking me back to back with chourio and senga the pick before i took them. thanks brah.

I had several picks snaked out right before I got them. Happens every year. I think we are all just too good at this. Next year lets do 20 teams and invite some people who think they know baseball but really don't, like ctj. 

So glad I drafted Daniel Hudson for his win.... doesn't count though because they decided he was on my bench that day. 

 

edit: Fawesome I know you have the ability to fix that. Please do so. 

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So glad I drafted Daniel Hudson for his win.... doesn't count though because they decided he was on my bench that day. 
 
edit: Fawesome I know you have the ability to fix that. Please do so. 

No hablo ingles señor

26 picks between is harsh.  Queue ding ding ding ding

 

Jewish Lightning with 2 sv on me already!

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52 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

So glad I drafted Daniel Hudson for his win.... doesn't count though because they decided he was on my bench that day. 

 

edit: Fawesome I know you have the ability to fix that. Please do so. 

This is what I found

 

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Blah.. that's fucking stupid. Sounds like a rule you would've made up to account for your laziness. 

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Bold of you to assume my laziness would be subdued enough to create that dumb rule. 

Anyway, back to the main storyline of the draft. 

Which one of you fuckos took Hunter Greene right before me?

I love this every year. Y’all are great. 

Also. This is my year. Y’all back off. 

When is opening day? Tomorrow?

Or I guess today or you non Cactus League fucks. 

all your base are definitely....

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When is opening day? Tomorrow?
Or I guess today or you non Cactus League fucks. 

Thursday yes. For normal people

All closers are trash with broken arms. That’s what I’m going with anyway.

Having to wait 2 days after the draft for scrap heap players to be picked up is lame.

I miss Angel Hernandez already. 

12 minutes ago, beer said:

I miss Angel Hernandez already. 

This is gotta be one of two things:

PTSD

PEYOTE

Royce Lewis why must you be the way you are?

The full experience in one day. Looked awesome. Dead quad.

Byron, you’re up next.

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Love when I see the Dbags setting offensive records and up 16-1. Then see my first round pick Corbin Fucko is 0-3. 

as far as the draft goes, i only had one instance where i was caught between two players, and i damn near timed out trying to decide between yelich and oneil cruz. went with cruz, and honestly my guess is that both play well and that the better pick ends up being whichever one stays the healthiest. both guys homered on opening day, so good start either way.

The only pick I ran out of time on was Machado in the third. I queued him as a backup but wanted to find a different position that was worth it because I already had Devers. Oh well, maybe it'll still work out... as long as the idiot doesn't do more damage to his leg failing to break a bat over it.

The only pick I ran out of time on was Machado in the third. I queued him as a backup but wanted to find a different position that was worth it because I already had Devers. Oh well, maybe it'll still work out... as long as the idiot doesn't do more damage to his leg failing to break a bat over it.
Knucklehead homered as I was typing this lol

Barn burner of a trade there. The real surprise is it wasn’t Derk involved 

The app is fucked up. Because it always is. A counter offer was in my email but wasn’t available to accept in the app.

49 minutes ago, castolon said:

The app is fucked up. Because it always is. A counter offer was in my email but wasn’t available to accept in the app.

Maybe he cancelled?

Maybe he cancelled?

Don’t think so. The offer I made was still live and I remade the counter and it was immediately accepted.

Doesn’t really matter.

I did. Then did a little research and was glad it was sitting there. 

I did. Then did a little research and was glad it was sitting there. 

Touché. Was wrong.

Delete thread. Ban user.

Far be it from me to keep a man from his namesake. 

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shouts out to to hg for actually reminding me that today is the day! y’all send my mom $1 for her bday/all her hard work rigging the draft for me every year! lol

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she’s in vegas right now, so who knows, your dollar could turn into $1,000. do you know how many packs of black n milds she can buy me with that?!? make it happen shaggy assholes fantasy league. 🫡🫡🫡

3 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

shouts out to to hg for actually reminding me that today is the day! y’all send my mom $1 for her bday/all her hard work rigging the draft for me every year! lol

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she’s in vegas right now, so who knows, your dollar could turn into $1,000. do you know how many packs of black n milds she can buy me with that?!? make it happen shaggy assholes fantasy league. 🫡🫡🫡

done!

she’s going to make a bet on one of tomorrow’s games with the money (plus some more from me 👌🏻). stand by for our pick. 

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alright we’ve got two ML bets for tomorrow, both of which feature our bday dollars: Marlins ML and Royals ML. tomorrow we are all Royal Marlins. LFG.

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1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

gonna be honest i do not love the royals pick.

i do like the marlins pick.

well the royals always speak highly of you. 

also mom took the ones to the slots and won $60. well done fellas. 👊🏼 

well the royals always speak highly of you. 
also mom took the ones to the slots and won $60. well done fellas. [emoji1363] 
Kick ass

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also fyi that’s mom and chico vazquez in her contact photo. you know how we do. 🤘🏼 

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