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how badly are you guys regretting inviting me back right about now? lol

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@semien sample take care of mason for me. and feel free to trade him back to me any time you want. i have an irrational love for him. you can totally take advantage of me. #nodiddy

I got some dogs. Not gonna win this year. Hit me up. 

i’ve never understood why some people don’t want to do business with me. i just gave somebody ranger suarez, mason miller, aaron judge, and isaac paredes for jose ramirez and a guy who i’m pretty sure died a month ago. you’re missing out on a lot of fun when you refuse to trade with me, who is definitely not derka.

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Every trade I've ever had with you has ended in disaster for me... or mainly ends in disaster for the player I get. Usually to the tune of a broken pelvis or kidney laceration. 

17 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Every trade I've ever had with you has ended in disaster for me... or mainly ends in disaster for the player I get. Usually to the tune of a broken pelvis or kidney laceration. 

you’re due!

3 hours ago, definitely not derka said:

i’ve never understood why some people don’t want to do business with me. i just gave somebody ranger suarez, mason miller, aaron judge, and isaac paredes for jose ramirez and a guy who i’m pretty sure died a month ago. you’re missing out on a lot of fun when you refuse to trade with me, who is definitely not derka.

Also I think Luis Rengifo has Super Aids

1 hour ago, semien sample said:

Also I think Luis Rengifo has Super Aids

i tried to pry him from you, and instead you kept him and someone on your roster gave him double covid. lesson learned.

22 hours ago, definitely not derka said:

i tried to pry him from you, and instead you kept him and someone on your roster gave him double covid. lesson learned.

literally heard it was foot herpes, for real

i wish i could say that this was the first time this season that i’ve lost whip by 0.01.

I tried to get Grayson in the lineup yesterday. 

3 hours ago, definitely not derka said:

i wish i could say that this was the first time this season that i’ve lost whip by 0.01.

Looks like I won my whip by less than that. 

lol jesus. your opponent got 0.96 and lost. 

Not Derka. I’m not sorry. My team is real. Not really. 

somebody send me a trade offer. it’s been like two weeks since my last trade, i’m getting antsy. the goods:

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getting some interesting offers. counters incoming. 

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Thats why I am triple bagging it! 

COME ON FUTURE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR

I have SP surplus need OF help

Berrios or S Gray are the preferred assets on table.

Scared that Bellinger might re-suck again

i went and looked at the draft recap last night and probably half of the top 40 picks have had/currently have long term injuries. it’s been brutal. 

should i have dropped garrett crochet? no. but do i regret dropping garrett crochet? yes.

Feel like Grayson Rodriguez is due for a no no. 

Derka we gonna make a deal? Balls are gettin blue over here. 

On 5/26/2024 at 3:54 PM, definitely not derka said:

should i have dropped garrett crochet? no. but do i regret dropping garrett crochet? yes.

I fucking tried to trade for him in the beginning of the season…that’s fairly shocking. Clearly I missed that. Dammit. 

Almost as dammit as drafting Julio Rodriguez over King Tuck. 

10 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

I fucking tried to trade for him in the beginning of the season…that’s fairly shocking. Clearly I missed that. Dammit. 

Almost as dammit as drafting Julio Rodriguez over King Tuck. 

Can still have him. 

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My team is a pile of dogshit. Anyone want Skenes? would need multiple pieces. 

Losing Acuna hurt.  My OF was garbagy already...

On 5/28/2024 at 12:47 PM, NOMAAA said:

Feel like Grayson Rodriguez is due for a no no. 

Not until he gets some consistency with his mechanics that will make him more efficient.  Right now, he’s a 6-7 inning guy max.

Did you know he was an aggy signee before the O’s drafted him?

13 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Not until he gets some consistency with his mechanics that will make him more efficient.  Right now, he’s a 6-7 inning guy max.

Did you know he was an aggy signee before the O’s drafted him?

No

yeah he’s been an aggie his whole life. yuck.

looks like i got a nice new addition to my team name:

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thanks espn! 

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well shit. had i known there were cool icons i would have drafted better. 

11 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Where can I get a I destroyed @henrygandorf 11-1 icon 

scarcity used to help those keep their value, but that seems to be going away this season.

i have three spots for five players:

1B- Josh Naylor, Matt Olson

SS- Corey Seager, Oneil Cruz

DH- Shohei

 

id like to trade 1-2 of them for pitching. holler at your boy. and remember- i already traded away ranger suarez, mason miller, and aaron judge, all in the same trade. come get some.

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