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also i re-added james wood and im not going to drop him this time, however i am willing to sell low on him as we still don’t know exactly when he’ll be called up, plus i’ve got a good of with jasson dominguez on the way. so if you have a pitcher you want to trade straight up for wood shoot me an offer.

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I like this crochet guy. 

He’s also available. 

My OF is so bad it's sublime.

I need to study Derkas overflow.

i came into today ahead on sb 6-2. brice turang and david hamilton have combined for six steals today, and i’ve now lost the category 8-6. 

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i came into today ahead on sb 6-2. brice turang and david hamilton have combined for six steals today, and i’ve now lost the category 8-6. 
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On 6/15/2024 at 10:24 PM, NOMAAA said:

Who dropped Ryan McMahon and why?

and now adames? on pace for 25 hr, 20 SB, and 105 rbi. and we let HG get him? 

Wheeler, Ryan and Imanaga are on the block. In search of power.

9 hours ago, definitely not derka said:

and now adames? on pace for 25 hr, 20 SB, and 105 rbi. and we let HG get him? 

I got him. Not hg. 

I need late night Lamonte to get his ass back so I can fire Jeremy Pena.  Is that too much to ask?

lulz, bradish becomes my third tommy john of the season. pitching in 2024 everybody!

i’ve got shohei in my dh slot, and i’ve got two different top flight 1B (naylor and olson). i can only start two of these three. you do the math, i’m doing the alfredo. 

On 6/17/2024 at 4:42 PM, Capn81 said:

Wheeler, Ryan and Imanaga are on the block. In search of power.

sent you a message and i have plenty of power. what’s popping?

did some sort of statistical correction take place last night? kaiser shohei somehow got knocked out of first place in the middle of the week.

I’m stacked for a playoff run not Derka. Hit me up. Make me an offer or 6. 

what i need: OF

what i have: two top flight 1B

Player A- on pace for 38 HR and 114 rbi (assuming 138 games played)

Player B- averaging 43 HR and 117 rbi per season over the last three years, not to mention he’s the current iron man of the mlb

 

if you need a top flight 1B and have an OF to offer then holler at me. OF + SP could = either of these guys.

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annnnnd my entire week of good pitching has gone up in flames. how’s everybody else’s day going?

Not great Bob. Morel having a week killed me. 

On 6/21/2024 at 11:24 PM, definitely not derka said:

what i need: OF

what i have: two top flight 1B

Player A- on pace for 38 HR and 114 rbi (assuming 138 games played)

Player B- averaging 43 HR and 117 rbi per season over the last three years, not to mention he’s the current iron man of the mlb

 

if you need a top flight 1B and have an OF to offer then holler at me. OF + SP could = either of these guys.

somebody needs to come take one of these 1B off my hands. i need OF and SP. naylor had a career year last year and is on pace to shatter it this year. olson’s resume speaks for itself. if he even comes close to his averages over the last 3-5 years then he’s going to go nuclear in the second half. the bottom line is that with shohei at DH i can’t keep two 1B. first team to send me a legit offer gets a stud. holler at me.

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Hunter Greene puking on the mound sums up my season perfectly

June. The month where skinning your knee means you go on the IR for a week... no 10 days... no fuck it let's just hang out until the all star break is over. 

Tell it to my boy Lamonte

Tell it to my boy Lamonte

This makes no fucking sense. Why would we not get stats from the resumed game? 

 

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6 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

This makes no fucking sense. Why would we not get stats from the resumed game? 

 

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the fuck?

anybody want shohei? injuries have hit me hard and i need to pull a reverse-derka and give away one player for like three in return. holler if interested. 

OPS high

ERA also high

Feels like I’m mashing my own pitchers

Sitting pitchers against me is  all the rage back home. 

I’d like to thank cedanne for the win. Waiver wire pickup. Good player. 

24 minutes ago, semien sample said:

I need a pitcher, preferably not a belly itcher

HMU

i got a whole bunch of SP. holler at your boy. 

11 hours ago, Derka said:

i got a whole bunch of SP. holler at your boy. 

my SP, for anybody interested:

Luis Castillo

Bryce Miller

Max Fried

Matt Waldron

Miachael Wacha

Shane Baz

Gavin Williams

Bobby Miller

I have better. HMU. No one is off limits. 

21 hours ago, Derka said:

my SP, for anybody interested:

Luis Castillo

Bryce Miller

Max Fried

Matt Waldron

Miachael Wacha

Shane Baz

Gavin Williams

Bobby Miller

shut up these are the same person.

I have the best, the best, Monday Tuesday team ever. 

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