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  • Hey guys, Rarely post over here, but travelled out to London for work and made the pilgrimage on my free, insanely sleep-deprived Saturday. It was funny, I hadn't been to the UK since I was a kid

  • Alright, down 4-0 25 minutes in, let's watch body language and see if we fall apart.

  • Surprised their bench has that many Chelsea fans

Well moving on with a 2 goal differential. Certainly not the aggregate score I expected.

2 hours ago, RichUT said:

Sarri is not the answer. 

You don't say.

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Couldn't have asked for a better weekend of results to keep our quest for the Top 4 alive.  We better show up against Burnley tomorrow. 

Welp. Higuan almost scores 6 minutes in and we can't clear a corner and a volley to the corner. Down to Burnley 1-0.

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Well that wasn’t the start that I envisioned.

I think I was 10 years old when I learned to not clear the ball to the top of the box on a corner.

Gd, Hazard turns his defender around 5 times and perfect pass to Kante.

We suck so badly at defending set plays.  Every fucking time we leave multiple opponents completely unguarded at the top of the box so that they can collect any clearances and just tee up for a shot or a pass like they did today.

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Yup.  Gonna take something magical or fluky to get one across the line with all 11 Burnley players sitting deep.  

1 minute ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Oh, go fuck yourself Ashley Barnes, you injury faking shit.

My least favorite player in the league. He elbows and steps on heels all game long, but screams murder when he's breathed on. 

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Maybe it's for the best if missing the Top 4 means that Sarri is shit canned.  Then again I guess he could still win the Europa league and get in.  

Fuck.  Being a Blues fan has been a beating as of late. 

11 minutes ago, RichUT said:

Maybe it's for the best if missing the Top 4 means that Sarri is shit canned.  Then again I guess he could still win the Europa league and get in.  

Fuck.  Being a Blues fan has been a beating as of late. 

Bring back Mou for round 3?

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Bring back Mou for round 3?


Hard no from me. That said, Chelsea’s problems are bigger than a manager. They need a new owner and a whole new board in my opinion.
57 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Burnley's actions at the end were fucking embarrassing for football.  

What happened?

15 hours ago, TexArcher said:

What happened?

I heard on the Football Show this morning the Burnley bench was making offensive comments directed at Sarri. 

15 hours ago, TexArcher said:

What happened?

Burnley acting like they were fighting the white walkers instead of playing a game of football--rolling around any time someone breathed on them while at the same time throwing elbows and generally playing cheap football.  They spent the entire second half time wasting and being bitches in general.  Kova almost got in a fight with Barnes after Barnes hit him in the back of the head with an elbow (uncalled).  And like Jo said, they apparently said something offensive to Sarri. 

4 hours ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

And like Jo said, they apparently said something offensive to Sarri. 

Probably accurately described his managerial ability.

1 minute ago, G650 said:

Probably accurately described his managerial ability.

Apparently called him a shite Italian.  

Just now, Longhornfan1024 said:

Apparently called him a shite Italian.  

So I was right then.

On 4/23/2019 at 8:18 AM, Jograves said:

I heard on the Football Show this morning the Burnley bench was making offensive comments directed at Sarri. 

Surprised their bench has that many Chelsea fans

2 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

The fuck is that?

Apparently next year's home kit.

Also, we signed with Yokohama for 5 years in 2015, won't be hurt a bit if we don't continue with them.

Good god, that's ugly.  Isn't Nike the one who designs the kits?  They need to stop using bus seats and 70s carpets for their inspiration and just find something classy.

Apparently it's supposed to be a deconstructed SB, but fuck the entire thing.

4 hours ago, MoJames said:

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Yuck.

I will not have my golden boy Pulisic be seen in that. Calling BvB FO right now to make sure this transfer does not happen. 

But, who knows, they might look better on the pitch. Prob depends what the shorts look like, too. 

9 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

bus seats

100% what it looks like 

5 minutes ago, MoJames said:

lol this happened right after tying it up at 2-2

https://streamable.com/4bytu

Good God this is fantastic. So much going on. The awful clearance attempt, the dive coupled with lying flat on his face, the whiff save by the keeper, the inability to finish. 

Youth soccer at its best. 

On 4/26/2019 at 11:11 AM, MoJames said:

Ok apparently this is the real one?b092e2f85491feff1698ac2a26c6a320.jpg

I don't mind this one at all after seeing the other one.

And the road white is strong to very strong.

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I really hope the second blue one is legit. I don’t care for collared soccer shirts, so not feeling that white one at all.

Good energy from both sides early.  Gonna be a tense one today.

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Mata. Naturally. We’re not looking competitive at all in the early going. United are dominating possession and have a deserved lead.

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