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#23554
40 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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The last time I took a look at the filings of his foundation the main, and nearly only, beneficiary is a private school that Musk founded to educate his litter of children.

#23555

New Orleans: Rented F-150 Lightning electric pickup

Vegas: Rented Tesla electric pickup

Both rented on Turo.

Related, or a coincidence? Who knows?

Edited by wood

#23558
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I wonder if the Musk fanbois who cry about the government tracking them realize just how much Tesla tracks them and their vehicle.

In other words: Tesla drivers, Elon is keeping track of your every move!Another reason why there will never be a Tesla in my garage.

 

#23561
Right to privacy folks who own Teslas must be thrilled to learn that Elon records footage of them at every charge-up. Apparently, he also has the digital keys to all the vehicles in case any corpses need to be removed.

 

 

#23562
1 hour ago, NoName said:
Right to privacy folks who own Teslas must be thrilled to learn that Elon records footage of them at every charge-up. Apparently, he also has the digital keys to all the vehicles in case any corpses need to be removed.

 

 

Yeah privacy concerns and all but what about the auto lock? The truck sensed a problem and went into lock down? Would it do that in an auto accident too?

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#23563
1 minute ago, JMFP said:

Yeah privacy concerns and all but what about the auto lock? The truck sensed a problem and went into lock down? Would it do that in an auto accident too?

See if your truck caught fire, it will auto lock you inside and then the truck shows its versatility by turning into a coffin 

#23564
33 minutes ago, JMFP said:

Yeah privacy concerns and all but what about the auto lock? The truck sensed a problem and went into lock down? Would it do that in an auto accident too?

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/us-billionaire-drowns-tesla-after-rescuers-struggle-cars-strengthened-glass-1723876

It's not like people have died because they couldn't escape their Teslas or anything...

#23567

Starbase, Texas, coming soon.  City services to be paid in Bitcoin?  Wages paid in Bitcoin?

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/24/us/starbase-texas-city-elon-musk-spacex.html

https://www.reuters.com/technology/space/musk-says-spacex-headquarters-be-starbase-texas-2024-12-13/
 

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Dec 12 (Reuters) - Elon Musk said on social media platform X on Thursday that the SpaceX headquarters will now officially be in the city of Starbase, Texas. In July, Musk said he was moving the headquarters of two of his companies - social media platform X and rocket company SpaceX - to Texas from California, citing a new gender identity law there as the "last straw."

The billionaire previously said SpaceX's main office would move to an existing facility in Boca Chica, Texas, while X would move to Austin. However, the extent to which jobs or facilities in California will transfer to Texas was unclear.

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#23568

Elon is Adrian. He posted a screenshot on 4chan of Elon’s Twitter account and forgot that it shows his admin privileges and engagements that can only be seen by the account holder which is Elon.

Full picture is even worse, bc I think post engagements only show up if you’re logged in to your own account so Adrian has to be logged in as Elon Musk here, lol. https://t.co/WpAb0gGCbS

 

#23569
Just thought I would share with you the Tripcode that Elon Musk uses to post on 4chan with (!SATANZ0Gpo). Majority of it on /pol/ (lol) and active since around the time he bought Twitter.Be warned, some spicy posts below!Happy New Years 🥳https://t.co/sDlVb6wYYB

LOL, he just can't help outting himself. 

/pol/ - Politically Incorrect » Searching for posts with the tripcode ‘!SATANZ0Gpo’.

World's richest man could be sailing through various island paradises and banging super models.....

#23570
56 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Elon is Adrian. He posted a screenshot on 4chan of Elon’s Twitter account and forgot that it shows his admin privileges and engagements that can only be seen by the account holder which is Elon.

Full picture is even worse, bc I think post engagements only show up if you’re logged in to your own account so Adrian has to be logged in as Elon Musk here, lol. https://t.co/WpAb0gGCbS

 

“Elon is a father who gets lots of sex” lulz. 
 

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“He will never stoop to the lows of anger!”

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#23572
11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:
Just thought I would share with you the Tripcode that Elon Musk uses to post on 4chan with (!SATANZ0Gpo). Majority of it on /pol/ (lol) and active since around the time he bought Twitter.Be warned, some spicy posts below!Happy New Years 🥳https://t.co/sDlVb6wYYB

LOL, he just can't help outting himself. 

/pol/ - Politically Incorrect » Searching for posts with the tripcode ‘!SATANZ0Gpo’.

World's richest man could be sailing through various island paradises and banging super models.....

That's my fetish

#23575

I wonder which day that dude left Denver because I saw a silver one heading south on I-25 leaving Colorado last Friday. Obviously, it's a very, very long shot that it was the same guy, but those stupid things sure make an impression.

#23576
14 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

“Elon is a father who gets lots of sex”

For Elon Musk, the future is something to look forward to, not to fear. He is a creative man of many interests: film, poetry, karate, music, and dance. He is a man of passion and mystery. He is a man of lust.

#23578
In a barrage of posts X rife with misinformation, Elon Musk revived questions about a child sex abuse scandal, vilified the prime minister of the UK and defended Tommy Robinson, a jailed far-right agitator. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/03/world/europe/elon-musk-britain-social-media.html?smtyp=cur&smid=bsky-nytimes

 

#23579
15 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

“Elon is a father who gets lots of sex” lulz. 
 

That tracks. I've been calling him a mother fucker for years.

#23584
22 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Lars and the Real Girl is a fantastic movie BTW. 

thats all i got. $9.95

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#23585
42 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He really is going off on this stuff.  Is he posting in real time (and not sleeping) or scheduling them to be released every so often?

 

Meanwhile:

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#23587
39 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That is how you do the billionaire thing.  Not tweeting to fucking incels in their mom’s basement at all hours of the day and night.  

This. Hire a chef, a trainer, and find a 10. Buy all the cool toys you want rent the ones you like.

Enjoy.

It's not fucking complicated.

#23588
2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

How long until he is a regular guest on Alex Jones show?  Year end?

“Adrian Dittman” has called into several Jones Twitter space episodes. 

#23590
1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

This. Hire a chef, a trainer, and find a 10. Buy all the cool toys you want rent the ones you like.

Enjoy.

It's not fucking complicated.

Why not two 10s? 

#23592
13 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Why not two 10s? 

 

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

This. Hire a chef, a trainer, and find a 10. Buy all the cool toys you want rent the ones you like.

Enjoy.

It's not fucking complicated.

Ahem... I covered that.. 

#23593
3 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

This. Hire a chef, a trainer, and find a 10. Buy all the cool toys you want rent the ones you like.

Enjoy.

It's not fucking complicated.

If you screw enough you don't need a trainer.

#23594
2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

If you screw enough you don't need a trainer.

I mean, if you've got billions you really don't need to work out at all. Good plastic surgeon, some little blue pills and you're set.

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#23595

Well his crazy British rants make more sense now. 
 

YouGov update Views of Elon Musk 19% Favourable 64% unfavourable Views of X platform 16% Favourable 61% unfavourable Was Musk buying Twitter Good 10% Bad 47% Neither 17%

 

#23599
2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Modern day phrenology.

with larger craniums we can pump more lead into the air and water supply

#23600
2 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Watch out fellas, we got a real badass here.

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I'll go out on a limb and guess this numb nut has no clue how to run a knife. Wanna know how I know, no one with a clue uses a fucking WWI trench knife but a karambit and they don't dull the blade and make it difficult to use by sticking it in a wall. Even better, blunt weapons are better for self defense unless you're a bladed weapons expert.

This guy posts shit that I would have laughed at when I was a teenager.

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