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#24003
11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Leon is too busy attending to matters of arguing with literal neckbeards over video games to notice.

 

It sounds like it, Spoilered just for space

 

Spoiler


 

 


 

#24004

Elon Musk, the world's richest man, is in a very public feud over video games with a streamer most known for living in filth and having multiple videos of him gaming while roaches crawl on him. What a time to be alive.

#24005
1 hour ago, ultimaton said:

Elon Musk, the world's richest man, is in a very public feud over video games with a streamer most known for living in filth and having multiple videos of him gaming while roaches crawl on him. What a time to be alive.

It could only be funnier if the gamer was a 12 year-old.  A guy who thinks he’s an alpha male in his compound with a trench knife stuck in the wall, is arguing with neckbeards while Bezos is cruising the Caribbean on a yacht with his attractive girlfriend.

I wish YGIFS were here to see this timeline.

#24006
35 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It could only be funnier if the gamer was a 12 year-old.  A guy who thinks he’s an alpha male in his compound with a trench knife stuck in the wall, is arguing with neckbeards while Bezos is cruising the Caribbean on a yacht with his attractive girlfriend.

I wish YGIFS were here to see this timeline.

lets not go that far

#24008
25 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Welp, I think I’ve now seen the stupidest thing I’ll read today. It’s early yet though. 
 

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neil degrasse tyson we got a badass over here GIF

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#24010

I am super pissed at Elon for making space exploration cringe and lame. I‘m a huge advocate for manned space flight and trying to get to Mars.  It’s there, we can learn a lot, and civilizations need to be busy doing big and bold things. 
 

This colonization shit needs to stop.  Earth is our home and the only one we are going to get. 

#24011
4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Those bolt ons are top dollar Sir. Nipples seem crooked though.

 

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#24013
2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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Sir, top dollar bolt ons does not equal good looking. And the nips. Is there any part of her that is real? Maybe she is a japanese sex robot.

 

 

 

#24014

I have heard about how goombahs watch mafia movies and shows and then begin altering their own behavior to match, thereby creating a feedback loop with the entertainment industry and their depiction. 
 

I have to think lots of super rich guys like Bezos are basing their behavior on what they see “alpha” bros do online and on tv. I can say that I walk past any number of women every day I’d prefer to take yacht cruising than this gal, and I think with Bezos money it would be easy to make that happen. 

#24015
4 hours ago, Captain Ron said:
Doge hasn’t even started yet …

 

Vivek sent out a tweet at Christmastime telling all the Trump voters that they are mediocre because they watched Saved by the Bell and had sleepovers and they all deserved to be replaced by Bangalore H1Bs.  Just an unreal self-immolation. 

#24016
7 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I have heard about how goombahs watch mafia movies and shows and then begin altering their own behavior to match, thereby creating a feedback loop with the entertainment industry and their depiction. 
 

I have to think lots of super rich guys like Bezos are basing their behavior on what they see “alpha” bros do online and on tv. I can say that I walk past any number of women every day I’d prefer to take yacht cruising than this gal, and I think with Bezos money it would be easy to make that happen. 

My covid cutie was hotter than this mattel looking chick.

#24021
2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Sir, top dollar bolt ons does not equal good looking. And the nips. Is there any part of her that is real? Maybe she is a japanese sex robot.

 

which is why i said let's not go that far.

 

 

1 hour ago, NaTeWHO said:

The fuck is going on here?

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clearly an AI image

#24022
5 hours ago, NaTeWHO said:

The fuck is going on here?

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Bezos don't fuck around when it comes to sassiness.

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#24023
6 hours ago, DaysOff said:

The chrome off a trailer hitch.

Well, she does seem to have more parts in common with an Electrolux than an actual human female.  Or maybe a Dyson.

#24024
8 hours ago, elfenix said:

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Why do these 'augmented' chicks always end up looking like the fucking Joker?

#24025
8 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I have heard about how goombahs watch mafia movies and shows and then begin altering their own behavior to match, thereby creating a feedback loop with the entertainment industry and their depiction. 
 

I have to think lots of super rich guys like Bezos are basing their behavior on what they see “alpha” bros do online and on tv. I can say that I walk past any number of women every day I’d prefer to take yacht cruising than this gal, and I think with Bezos money it would be easy to make that happen. 

10,000% this.

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#24026
People mock Doge but it’s already cut it’s own leadership team by 50%. Very efficient. https://t.co/w2ycBTP2m6

 

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#24027

Elon Musk's wildfire service lies

1. On January 9, Elon Musk post on X that he would provide a “free” month of internet access to those impacted by the deadly wildfires, But missing from Musk's announcement was a costly detail: To claim the free month residents first would have to spend a minimum of $349 on a Starlink hardware kit https://www.muskwatch.com/p/musks-la-wildfire-response-a-triumph
3. The disconnect between Musk's public announcement and the reality of the residential internet offer is part of a pattern in Musk's response to the Los Angeles fires. While the initiatives helped some people, the impact is far more limited than Musk's posts — and the media coverage — suggest https://www.muskwatch.com/p/musks-la-wildfire-response-a-triumph
4. On January 12, Musk announced he would "position Cybertrucks with Starlinks and free WiFi in a grid pattern in the areas that most need it in the greater LA/Malibu area." The post immediately earned Tesla and its newest luxury vehicle a wave of press attention.
5. But the actual deployment of Cybertrucks for relief efforts appeared to be limited. According to a post by Tesla later on January 12, eight Cybertrucks with Starlink kits were deployed in the area, including three in the parking lot of the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department in Altadena.

 

 

Contrast with what real help looks like

 

7. While Musk's announcement generated headlines, other communications companies provided much more extensive assistance to the area with little notice. Spectrum, for example, provided free, no login-required internet at any of its 35,000 WiFi hotspots across the Los Angeles area.

 

 

#24028
8. The most significant relief effort connected to Musk was the donation of Starlink kits to fire departments & other entities involved in the relief effort. SpaceX said it had donated 1,350 Starlink kits to “fire departments and other disaster response organizations from Orange County to Malibu”

 

9. However, it is unclear how the vast majority of those units were distributed and who is using them. The Los Angeles County government told Musk Watch it had only received 25 terminals from Starlink. https://www.muskwatch.com/p/musks-la-wildfire-response-a-triumph

 

10. A non-profit disaster response group, Global Empowerment Mission, told Musk Watch that it expected 150 kits to distribute. At one point they said the kits were "in transit." But the kits never arrived and GEM said their role was called off. https://www.muskwatch.com/p/musks-la-wildfire-response-a-triumph

The big one is this last post talking about what "Elon's support" would equal in dollars, which is much easier to compare against what other companies/people are doing.

 

11. Assuming Musk distributed all 1350 kits and let organizations keep them for a couple of months, the total value of the contribution would be about $200,000. That's not insignificant, but its much less than other large companies. Google donated $15 million and received little press coverage.

 

No word yet who Elon has called a Pedo over all this.

#24029

@Captain Ron When I was watching coverage of the fires on the YouTube stream of that local Fox channel mentioned above, it was like a free 15-minute commercial fawning over Musk as they announced that "free" Starlink service was going to be rolled out.

Obvious scam from the outset.

#24031
Elon is such a piece of shit. It angers me that we lose really good people like Cecile Richards, and this piece of shit is allowed to continue fucking up the world.

Allowed?
Empowered and encouraged. He has no ethics or altruism in his body. Yet he is the model for our future. Amazing.
#24032
2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Elon is such a piece of shit. It angers me that we lose really good people like Cecile Richards, and this piece of shit is allowed to continue fucking up the world.

Oh no!

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#24034

Well, that was fast

BREAKING -- "DOGE" to be sued for failing to follow federal transparency laws on advisory committeesBy law, they must have balanced representation, keep regular minutes of meetings, have a charter from Congress, and have public meetings"DOGE" has none of those, suit claims

 

#24035
13 minutes ago, bolverk said:

@Captain Ron When I was watching coverage of the fires on the YouTube stream of that local Fox channel mentioned above, it was like a free 15-minute commercial fawning over Musk as they announced that "free" Starlink service was going to be rolled out.

Obvious scam from the outset.

I was watching then too, they got all excited that Musk mentioned them to his billion followers on Twitter they could barely control themselves, then as you noted, started fawning over his grift.   That was when I ended watching the stream.

#24036
5 minutes ago, NoName said:

Well, that was fast

BREAKING -- "DOGE" to be sued for failing to follow federal transparency laws on advisory committeesBy law, they must have balanced representation, keep regular minutes of meetings, have a charter from Congress, and have public meetings"DOGE" has none of those, suit claims

 

I am actually surprised there have not been more lawsuits aimed at Elmo realted to his businesses.  Especially from shareholders.

#24037
4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

I was watching then too, they got all excited that Musk mentioned them to his billion followers on Twitter they could barely control themselves, then as you noted, started fawning over his grift.   That was when I ended watching the stream.

Same. I turned it off after that and went to bed in disgust.

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#24038
25 minutes ago, NoName said:

Well, that was fast

BREAKING -- "DOGE" to be sued for failing to follow federal transparency laws on advisory committeesBy law, they must have balanced representation, keep regular minutes of meetings, have a charter from Congress, and have public meetings"DOGE" has none of those, suit claims

 

Sued, for Government Inefficiency.

 

#24040
10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Best comment: “Elon is searching for devices,if you would like to pair a new device to Elon please make sure that device is in pairing mode.”

I saw Bsky post elsewhere that said, "Ketamine is a hell of a drug," which I was coming here to repost.

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#24043
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Jesus christ what a piece of shit. I hope his death is agonizing. 

#24045
14 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:
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Jesus christ what a piece of shit. I hope his death is agonizing. 

A bunch of these only show one of them. He actually did it twice 

Elon Musk gave two back to back Nazi salutes at the Trump inauguration parade

There isn't really a way to explain this

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Edit: I was wrong. This is how they are trying to explain it?

 

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#24047
6 minutes ago, NoName said:

A bunch of these only show one of them. He actually did it twice 

Elon Musk gave two back to back Nazi salutes at the Trump inauguration parade

There isn't really a way to explain this

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Edit: I was wrong. This is how they are trying to explain it?

 

We're not obligated to pretend to believe their lies.

#24049
On 1/18/2025 at 3:41 PM, NoName said:
https://t.co/LhtVUvciHI

 

 

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#24050
38 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:
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Jesus christ what a piece of shit. I hope his death is agonizing. 

Piece of shit, yes, albeit a normalized one. Dude feels comfortable making historically abhorrent gestures on TV. The dog whistles are deafening.

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