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#25551
Garcia: "I find it ironic that our chairman, Rep. Greene, is in charge of running this committee. In the last Congress, Chairwoman Greene literally showed a dick pic in our Oversight hearing, so I thought I'd bring one as well. This, of course, is President Elon Musk ... "

 

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#25553
1 minute ago, elguapo said:

It's the driver's fault that Tesla builds cars that the average person can't figure out how to drive.

It's like I'm sitting here playing cards with my brother's kids...

There are three main categories of vehicles on that list...  shitboxes, rollovers, and performance vehicles.

Higher performance vehicles lead to higher instances of fatal crashes.  Teslas fit in with the performance vehicles on that list.

#25554
Just now, Guadaloopy said:

It's like I'm sitting here playing cards with my brother's kids...

There are three main categories of vehicles on that list...  shitboxes, rollovers, and performance vehicles.

Higher performance vehicles lead to higher instances of fatal crashes.  Teslas fit in with the performance vehicles on that list.

They do? I guess it makes sense that someone who pays for FSD would believe that.

#25556
3 minutes ago, elguapo said:

They do? I guess it makes sense that someone who pays for FSD would believe that.

Model S has a better 0-60 than everything on the list except the Corvette.  Model S Plaid would make the 'vette look silly.  Model Y beats everything but the Corvette and 911.

#25557
11 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Model S has a better 0-60 than everything on the list except the Corvette.  Model S Plaid would make the 'vette look silly.  Model Y beats everything but the Corvette and 911.

Standard model Y?

#25559
3 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Standard model Y?

The AWD Model Y is 4.8 seconds.  V-8 Camaro would beat it, V-6 would not... but the fact that we are splitting these hairs proves my point.

 

 

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#25560

I don't care if it goes 0-60 in 1 second because I'm not a Nazi supporter, don't ever need to accelerate that quickly and don't want to be seen in an ugly ass car.

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#25562
3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I don't care if it goes 0-60 in 1 second because I'm not a Nazi supporter, don't ever need to accelerate that quickly and don't want to be seen in an ugly ass car.

A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. But I'll never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.

#25564

 

I'm thinking the FSD actually makes the car less safe, due to drivers thinking they can just jack off (literally or figuratively) while driving. Also those touch screens to control things like AC and the radio are inherently unsafe (and should be illegal imo) because you have to take your eyes off the road to use them. 

Yes, I realize that not only Teslas have the touch screens. 

 

Teslas may or may not have high passive safety and active safety (engineered safety), I don't know. But the shitass drivers cancel that right out. 

#25565

 

 

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

So you have to go to a special class to learn to drive them? Do you get X-wing qualified as well?

 

Yes. They take you there on a special, short bus. 

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#25567
Crockett: While he was stopping money… somehow the only money that didn’t stop was the money going to his organization. I don’t know you can have him be watchdog as well as the guy living off of the government. If you want to talk about government welfare, it looks like Elon Musk

 

#25568
6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He knows whatever the teens and 20-somethings around him have told him.  

Elon leans over the ridiculous gaming chair, dressed increasingly like Neo

“Let’s use a Freddie here instead of a JSON. More hardcore.”

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#25569

Holy shit, musks crotch goblin told trump "you are not the president and you need to go away"

Truly, fucking, insane. 

If a little kid is saying something like that, he heard it somewhere else and is repeating it.

Edit: here's a timestamped YouTube link too, in case you think it's an edit

Edited by Captainant

#25571

Just as daddy is talking about democracy. Nice. Great timing kid.

Notice the kid looks up at someone right after. He was told to do that.

Edited by InkaUtexas

#25573
5 minutes ago, locodos said:

What do you think Musk has on him?  

No idea. He might just know what others have on him. like vlad.

But damn this break up is going to be interesting.

#25574
5 hours ago, safe sex said:

I've also seen Teslas almost turn into incoming traffic so ymmv 🤷‍♀️

Maybe the Teslas just did Nazi it coming?

#25576
1 hour ago, locodos said:

What do you think Musk has on him?  

I think he bailed him out of a huge financial mess. It's been known for decades that much of his "wealth" is illusory.

#25579
11 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Lmfao the US Dept of State released its budget forecast and it's largest single line item is $400,000,000 for armored Tesla's

https://www.state.gov/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/FY25-Procurement-Forecast.xlsx

 

Elon: "I FOUND FRAUD AND WASTE EVERYWHERE!!!!"

America showing Elon the State Dept. spending $400 MILLION on armored Teslas:

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#25580
6 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Lmfao the US Dept of State released its budget forecast and it's largest single line item is $400,000,000 for armored Tesla's

https://www.state.gov/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/FY25-Procurement-Forecast.xlsx

 

That is really interesting. I know there are (were?) larger programs than that. For instance INL aviation is pretty damn big, but is that per year over 5? The Advisor support for Peacekeeping operations is forecasted at 750M over 5 years.

A few things I spot.

1- Award date. End of the fiscal year so they can use unpledged funds.

2- The NAICS code is all fucked up.

311999 - All Other Miscellaneous Food Manufacturing

The proper NAICS is

336992 - Military Armored Vehicle, Tank and Tank Component Manufacturing

But there are others that are messed up. I like the one for local guard services for belgium.

311830 - Tortilla Manufacturing

So where are you going to charge these things out in the middle of no where?

#25581
1 hour ago, locodos said:

What do you think Musk has on him?  

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

No idea. He might just know what others have on him. like vlad.

But damn this break up is going to be interesting.

27 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I think he bailed him out of a huge financial mess. It's been known for decades that much of his "wealth" is illusory.

Many years of Twitter DMs as well.  And Trump or members of his family or his associates probably had phones hacked more than once and Musk has the goods.

#25582
1 hour ago, Captainant said:

Holy shit, musks crotch goblin told trump "you are not the president and you need to go away"

 

Truly, fucking, insane. 

If a little kid is saying something like that, he heard it somewhere else and is repeating it.

Edit: here's a timestamped YouTube link too, in case you think it's an edit

I asked on another thread if this was legit.  Good to know it is.  Fuck both of these losers.

#25583
1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I asked on another thread if this was legit.  Good to know it is.  Fuck both of these losers.

Trump has to know the kid heard it from his dad.

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#25585
Just now, TornACL said:

Can that fucking dipshit take his ball cap off in the oval office? 

No, was having a bad implant day.

#25586

Hard to believe that someone who appears to be totally fkn ignorant is the richest person on Earth.

#25587
What do you think Musk has on him?  

I've said it before. He has all of the Twitter DMs. Trump was on Twitter like 16 hours a day before he was banned. He was getting and sending all kinds of crazy shit via DM. Trump is your grandfather who has no idea about security or encryption. I guarantee there are dick pics and underage things happening in those DMs.
#25588
14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump has to know the kid heard it from his dad.

We get "President Musk" trending and Trump and his fragile ego will send him packing toot sweet.  What good is Elmo's having dirt on Donny if Donny can just say fake news and no one will care.

14 hours ago, TornACL said:

Can that fucking dipshit take his ball cap off in the oval office? 

His "hair" is attached to it.

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#25589
26 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


I've said it before. He has all of the Twitter DMs. Trump was on Twitter like 16 hours a day before he was banned. He was getting and sending all kinds of crazy shit via DM. Trump is your grandfather who has no idea about security or encryption. I guarantee there are dick pics and underage things happening in those DMs.

Presidentialdickpics.com, coming to a web browser near you!

#25590
1 hour ago, Fastbreak said:


I've said it before. He has all of the Twitter DMs. Trump was on Twitter like 16 hours a day before he was banned. He was getting and sending all kinds of crazy shit via DM. Trump is your grandfather who has no idea about security or encryption. I guarantee there are dick pics and underage things happening in those DMs.

It's certainly not the worst theory.

#25591

i don't know what my favorite bit was today...Rep Garcia saying he brought his own 'dick pic' and holding up a picture of Elon...or Elon's kid telling Trump he wasn't the president and he 'should go' 🤣

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#25592
1 hour ago, Fastbreak said:


I've said it before. He has all of the Twitter DMs. Trump was on Twitter like 16 hours a day before he was banned. He was getting and sending all kinds of crazy shit via DM. Trump is your grandfather who has no idea about security or encryption. I guarantee there are dick pics and underage things happening in those DMs.

Paging Monica Lewinsky, your presence is urgently needed in the White House.

#25593
5 hours ago, locodos said:

What do you think Musk has on him?  

A conspiracy theorist might listen to Trump talk about Elon knowing all about the voting machines and think that Musk stole the election for him. 

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#25594
1 hour ago, mchookem said:

i don't know what my favorite bit was today...Rep Garcia saying he brought his own 'dick pic' and holding up a picture of Elon...or Elon's kid telling Trump he wasn't the president and he 'should go' 🤣

Garcia calling Musk "President Elon Musk".  That stuff is trending on the socials, so Trump would have seen it.

And yeah, combined with Musk's kid telling him to go.

#25595
2 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

I've said it before. He has all of the Twitter DMs.

He just has to think Musk has it all as well - Musk doesn't even have to have them, but he will believe that Musk would use them.

If you go back through this thread, I thought Musk would have been gone before the end of January, but here we are.

#25596
1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

He just has to think Musk has it all as well - Musk doesn't even have to have them, but he will believe that Musk would use them.

If you go back through this thread, I thought Musk would have been gone before the end of January, but here we are.

Nah, not enough time to create the outrage. I thought 6 months. Summer travel season. Shit will be expensive, no eggs at Denny's, and Maga's want to vacation in Gatorland Resort in Okefenokee won't be able to afford it.

Oh, and meth will be more expensive and NOT mixed with fentynel. That is when the anger starts.

#25597
Hard to believe that someone who appears to be totally fkn ignorant is the richest person on Earth.

Maybe his appearance is what he wants you to see. He didn’t luck into his fortune.
#25598
5 hours ago, Captainant said:

Holy shit, musks crotch goblin told trump "you are not the president and you need to go away"

 

Truly, fucking, insane. 

If a little kid is saying something like that, he heard it somewhere else and is repeating it.

Edit: here's a timestamped YouTube link too, in case you think it's an edit

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#25599
3 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Hard to believe that someone who appears to be totally fkn ignorant is the richest person on Earth.

Wait till you hear who's President!

#25600
7 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

It's like I'm sitting here playing cards with my brother's kids...


 

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