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#26501
11 hours ago, Post Oak said:
new angle on Elon physique just dropped

 

 

This motherfucker can't even take ozympic correctly!

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#26502
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Every cyber truck seen in public should get the full Walter Sobchak treatment.

 

Angry The Big Lebowski GIF by The Good Films

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#26503
16 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Every cyber truck seen in public should get the full Walter Sobchak treatment.

 

Angry The Big Lebowski GIF by The Good Films

Pro tip: they're covered in cameras, so take appropriate precautions. 

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#26504
12 hours ago, Post Oak said:
new angle on Elon physique just dropped

 

 

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#26508
On 3/2/2025 at 8:56 PM, Brian Fantana said:

Yeah, pretty much. He's not a moron at all but he's not the Tony Stark his sycophants think he is, far from it.

I've never once seen Elmo on a skateboard.  Oh wait... nvm.

#26510
3 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Has the price on those ugly things dropped a bunch or something? I don't keep up with new car prices as much, and after only seeing one or two of those trucks in the wild, all of a sudden I've spotted half a dozen in one day. I figured they either got cheap or the folks with oppositional issues were buying them to make a statement or something. If someone wants to drive a cybertruck for the latter reason, fools and their money something something...

 

Here's a hint:

 

https://www.theverge.com/news/623487/not-a-great-sign-for-cybertruck-sales

 

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Tesla is currently offering prospective Foundation Series Cybertrucks free Supercharging “during your ownership of the vehicle,” as spotted by automotive journalist Chad Kirchner. Tesla is showing banners advertising the promotion on the Cybertruck website.

 

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#26511
2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Every cyber truck seen in public should get the full Walter Sobchak treatment.

 

Angry The Big Lebowski GIF by The Good Films

"This is what happens when you put teenagers in the IRS!"

#26513
16 hours ago, Post Oak said:
new angle on Elon physique just dropped

 

 

It's a lightweight bulletproof vest. He's scared as shit. No vest for his meat shield/child that he takes with him everywhere tho.

#26516
25 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Jon Stewart Says Elon Musk Flaked on Interview Offer: “You Know That's Bulls**t”
'The Daily Show' host says the X kingpin backed down after he called his bluff.

https://apple.news/A5_l26YhHQ3ypupK80XiNVg

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The quotes in that ... so good

 

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Continued Stewart: “But then I checked X again, and I saw another tweet from Elon, because you can’t not. He then said — after saying he’d like to come on — that ‘Jon Stewart cannot be trusted’ and that I’m a ‘propagandist’ and a ‘bipartisan.’ You give me too little credit. Again, the guy who custom-made his own dark MAGA hat that he wears to opine in the Oval Office with the president who he spent $270 million to elect … thinks I’m just too partisan. I’m not sure what he thinks ‘bipartisan’ means. But its generally not, ‘I support Donald Trump and also Germany’s AFD party — that’s not bipartisan. That’s just the same shit.”

 

17 hours ago, Chopper said:

Lighting SSuperchargers on fire!!

"Tesla charging stations intentionally set on fire, investigators say" In Littleton, Mass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pus_mbDP4Zo&themeRefresh=1

 

Why Didnt I Think Of That Cillian Murphy GIF

 

As a resident of another town in Mass, I can account for all of my time, WITH WITNESSES, and Cellphone geolocation that I was not at that location.

#26519
4 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Every cyber truck seen in public should get the full Walter Sobchak treatment.

 

Angry The Big Lebowski GIF by The Good Films

 

You see what happens Nazi boi? You see what happens when you fuck somebody America in the ass?

 

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#26520
chances are the ketamine haze will prevent him from taking any meaningful action to save the exploding-car company

Chris Harrison Abc GIF by The Bachelorette

#26521
17 hours ago, Post Oak said:
new angle on Elon physique just dropped

 

 

I'd say maybe he's wearing a bullet-proof vest but ...

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#26523
3 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Good lord, after seeing that picture, I think I'll be hitting the gym tonight. 

 

 

Be sure you do your reverse lat exercises, where you push your lats so far into your body, they emerge through your pecs.

#26527
Wait, his son is named X Æ A-12?  WTF?

He started a consumer flamethrower company. He got high and made a “boring” company. So yeah, he is kind of unstable.

By unstable, I mean the biggest and grossest asshole in the history of the world…
#26528
33 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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The whole point of doing all this shit is to piss of the general populace and goad us into a nationwide protest - or even worse - """ILLEGAL""" PROTESTS!!!!! Then, Dear Leader will have no choice but to declare "MARSHALL LAW!" like they've been dreaming of since January 6, 2021.

 

We already know that those who do violence against those the Party does not like are protected. Those pardons have been fuckin FLYING

#26529
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

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Chauvin preferred to do time in a federal prison rather than a state prison. He was convicted on both state and federal charges. A federal pardon would cut just 3 years off his prison time. 

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The Minnesota Department of Corrections lists Chauvin's anticipated release date on the state sentence as December 10, 2035.[22] For the federal charges, Chauvin will likely be released from prison in the year 2038. - source: wiki

 

#26530
1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Wait, his son is named X Æ A-12?  WTF?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING POSTING MY WIFI PASSWORD WHAT THE HELL MAN

Oh wait, that’s Leon’s kid, never mind.

#26537
On 3/3/2025 at 1:59 PM, Brisketexan said:


When do we get the side effect of fatal cardiac arrest? That’s the best one.

With ketamine? Best I can do is that his bladder is destroyed 

#26540

Any other CEO on the face of the planet would get fired for these numbers. Literally, anyone else.

...and it's going to get worse.

1897302086234112493

 

#26541
13 hours ago, Captainant said:

The Fifth Element GIF

I mean....we laugh....but Zorg is 100% his role model.  He absolutely wants a world where he is the true head of state/head of everything, aside and apart from -- and thus not answerable to -- the actual voting public.

He openly wants a corporate autocracy to fully replace our democratic Republic.  He's not shy about saying so.  He is an enemy of the state, in the truest and most dangerous sense.

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#26547
Musk states "the fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy". Charles Darwin, who actually researched this stuff, showed it was empathy, specifically, that enabled humanity to flourish. https://www.politico.com/news/2025/02/28/elon-musk-joe-rogan-interview-023484

A very healthy individual. 

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