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#28003
Just now, immamac said:

I'd have done some kind of reverse NIL deal to bench Quinn Ewers. 

Quinn’s draft stock would have benefited from a reverse NIL. 

#28007
22 minutes ago, immamac said:

Lmao I don't even know what I'd do with all that money. 

I'd fund and produce @Nicole44's true crime podcast, and somehow, we'd always be around when they discover the bodies that she's later podcasting about.

And/or I'd have a mega yacht and pay Nicole to stay behind in each port and cover up everything my merry band of people did as we traveled around the world.  

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#28008

I'd spend whatever money it takes to get Randolph Duke elected mayor of College Station and let loose the dogs of war.

#28010
1 hour ago, F250 said:

I'd spend whatever money it takes to get Randolph Duke elected mayor of College Station and let loose the dogs of war.

RIP

#28017

Does he not know how to wear a hat? Is that a child’s size? Why is it so far above his ears?

#28018
2 minutes ago, Covri said:

Does he not know how to wear a hat? Is that a child’s size? Why is it so far above his ears?

He’s never played baseball, or any sports that might have used a hat of some kind.  Plus it probably messes with the rumored plugins.  

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#28019
10 minutes ago, Covri said:

Does he not know how to wear a hat? Is that a child’s size? Why is it so far above his ears?

 

Elon Musk wearing a cowboy hat backwards : r/pics

 

Seth Abramson on X: "No picture summarizes Elon Musk better than this one  This is basically all the man is to me The genius engineers he daily  abuses? They are amazing The

#28020
19 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

Just as soon as Abbot takes over the White House from Trump.

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#28021
2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I did not realize Quinn Emmanuel had opened offices in Texas.

They are becoming something of the antiChrist of law firms.

Well, I suppose I should take that back.  I have had or been adjacent to some pretty unpleasant experiences with specific QE attorneys, and one that was not. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edith_Ramirez

But QE is representing Abrego Garcia, so.

#28024
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He’s never played baseball, or any sports that might have used a hat of some kind.  Plus it probably messes with the rumored plugins.  

I suspect he also has crunchy hair due to product and yeah, he doesn't want that to get messed up. He's very vain about stuff like that but in the wrong ways.

#28025
11 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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Paragraph 1 - People seem shocked that a man that has 217 kids would tell nothing but dad jokes. His main failing is that he thinks they are epic and all should be laughed at, when most of us know they are corny and you should roll your eyes.

Paragraph 2 - "regularly and randomly

Jon Hamm Yes GIF

9 AM - Elon, drink this

10 AM - Elon, I think you might need to use the restroom, let's find a bathroom

10:15 AM - hey look who just showed up - the random drug tester!

 

Paragraph 3 - when Trump officials think you're the hardest person to deal with, that IS saying something.

 

#28028
2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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1 worked 1x1 with an Asperger's variety autistic engineer for several years, and this reads exactly like something I would have said about him. 

#28030
9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

lol at SpaceX drug testing Musk. Fuck out of here with that bullshit.

Designated pisser. Very common. We had some for certain FB players back kn the late 80s early 90s. Allegedly. 

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#28031

This is what oligarchy looks like

The Social Security Administration Is Gutting Regional Staff and Shifting All Public Communications to X | WIRED

The Social Security Administration will no longer be communicating with the media and the public through press releases and “dear colleague” letters, as it shifts its public communication exclusively to X, sources tell WIRED. The news comes amid major staffing cuts at the agency.

“We are no longer planning to issue press releases or those dear colleague letters to inform the media and public about programmatic and service changes,” said SSA regional commissioner Linda Kerr-Davis in a meeting with managers earlier this week. “Instead, the agency will be using X to communicate to the press and the public … so this will become our communication mechanism.”

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#28033

What bottles my mind is that in doing what he’s done, Elon is literally what he accused George Soros of doing. 

#28034
5 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

What bottles my mind is that in doing what he’s done, Elon is literally what he accused George Soros of doing. 

Almost sounds like every accusation is a confession.

#28035
6 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

What bottles my mind is that in doing what he’s done, Elon is literally what he accused George Soros of doing. 

Yeah, but he’s not a… well, you know.

#28036
41 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Yeah, but he’s not a… well, you know.

Tfw elons satellites literally shoot lasers in space (it's the high speed mesh for Starlink)

#28037
1 hour ago, Captainant said:

Tfw elons satellites literally shoot lasers in space (it's the high speed mesh for Starlink)

But are they kosher?

#28042
41 minutes ago, NoName said:

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During serious conversations I picture Elon saying a terrible joke and making this stupid Dr. Evil face while waiting for people to howl with laughter. But all you can hear is crickets and Marco Rubio slurping from his tiny water bottle.

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#28045
34 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:
Seems pretty clear that doge is a total scam

 

 

The line after that last paragraph isn't showing in the Bluesky post for me, but the absurdity really needs to be highlighted.

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#28046
On 4/11/2025 at 8:36 AM, Covri said:

Does he not know how to wear a hat? Is that a child’s size? Why is it so far above his ears?

Look at this shit

 

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#28050

Alright which one of you did this?

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An AI Elon Musk voice can be heard in a video recorded at one California crosswalk saying, "Will you be my friend? I'll give you a Cybertruck." https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-mark-zuckerberg-ai-voices-crosswalks-california-hack-2025-4?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=business-automated

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