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#29352
35 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

My pleasure 

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That’s fantastic.  I’m at a point in my life where I could, physically speaking, go ahead and just pound that dude into the ground.  But morally I’m like anti-harassment anti-bullying.  So making him eat shit like that is cool. 

#29353
56 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 Or do they share the same dildo? To wit: 

Sex is for making children.Any man who has sex with women because it "feels good" is gay.Oh my pee pee feels good this is great!In fact if you are 40 with less than 5 children you're probably gay.All that feel-good pee pee sex and hardly any genetic legacy?

 

Can you imagine how bad off you have to be to think this fucker is some sort of role model?

#29354
5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

They have a propensity to assemble in the backs of U-Haul trucks,

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#29358
3 hours ago, Chopper said:

I guess I didn't realize the cameras Tesla uses are what was state of the art in cell phones 10 years ago. The robotaxi roll out in Austin should be amazing.

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This is from May 16 - but read it again today. (No wonder Musk has been in a bad mood.) https://www.forbes.com/sites/alanohnsman/2025/05/16/elon-musks-tesla-robotaxi-rollout-looks-like-a-disaster-waiting-to-happen/

 

What is Musk's net worth? Asking for Thomas J. Henry.

#29359
1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 Or do they share the same dildo? To wit: 

Sex is for making children.Any man who has sex with women because it "feels good" is gay.Oh my pee pee feels good this is great!In fact if you are 40 with less than 5 children you're probably gay.All that feel-good pee pee sex and hardly any genetic legacy?

 

If its five or more children with five or more different mothers, does that count? Im sure his opinion of that would be different, depending upon the skin color of the father.

#29362
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2025/06/07/starlink-white-house-security-doge-musk/ YA THINK?

 

#29363

Another reason to not elect a moron.  They are too arrogant to believe they don't understand risk especially when it comes to technology.

#29364
6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2025/06/07/starlink-white-house-security-doge-musk/ YA THINK?

 

Password is definitely 69_420 because comedy. 

#29365
3 hours ago, Deej said:

What is Musk's net worth? Asking for Thomas J. Henry.

Yeah, I don't think Musk's legal team is ready to deal with Texas ambulance chasers.  They are a whole another breed. Tesla is a scalp they would all love to collect.

#29366
5 hours ago, Captainant said:

President Donald Trump on Saturday said there would be “serious consequences” if tech mogul Elon Musk funds Democratic candidates to run against Republicans who vote in favor of the GOP’s sweeping budget bill.

“If he does, he’ll have to pay the consequences for that,” Trump told NBC News in a phone interview, but declined to share what those consequences would be.

“He’ll have to pay very serious consequences if he does that,” he added.

Ice Cube Friday GIF

Telling the world's richest man to fuck off and telling him what he can and can't do and that he can't try to get the EV stuff reversed.....

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#29367
28 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, I don't think Musk's legal team is ready to deal with Texas ambulance chasers.  They are a whole another breed. Tesla is a scalp they would all love to collect.

And they're the backbone of Surly. 

#29371

So is his robotaxi thing really going to happen next Thursday?

When they say it's geofenced, does that mean they have it carefully setup so that the cars never face the sun?

#29372
On 6/7/2025 at 3:06 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

 Or do they share the same dildo? To wit: 

Sex is for making children.Any man who has sex with women because it "feels good" is gay.Oh my pee pee feels good this is great!In fact if you are 40 with less than 5 children you're probably gay.All that feel-good pee pee sex and hardly any genetic legacy?

 

Wait... I am over 50 and have no children. Does that get me membership in the Surly Gay Mafia?!? I'm happy to represent and I've definitely slept with some female 1s so I think that makes me double qualified by Tate principals of homosexuality. 

#29374
On 6/7/2025 at 3:06 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

 Or do they share the same dildo? To wit: 

Sex is for making children.Any man who has sex with women because it "feels good" is gay.Oh my pee pee feels good this is great!In fact if you are 40 with less than 5 children you're probably gay.All that feel-good pee pee sex and hardly any genetic legacy?

 

He’s 38 with zero children so…

#29376
45 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

This means “password” was already taken. 

Dumbass didn't realize he just needed to change it 3 times so he could rotate back to "password".

#29380

So anybody in the know or understand why the City of Austin so readily agreed to the Tesla robotaxi even though everybody has a lot of questions about it? I've read up on it, but it just seemed way too easy.

I can see it being a case of them approving it, because if they don't, the state will step in, but still.  Maybe they believed that it would take years before actually happening.

I actually think he's probably hyper-focused on this right now, because if this fucks up, just a week ahead of the National Transportation Safety Board's June 19th deadline for Tesla, Trump will go hard at it and make sure everybody knows, the stock market will not like it, and the permits will be revoked (and not even the state would step in)

#29384
BAIRD: “.. Musk has said there will be hundreds of thousands of vehicles on the road by 2H next year. We model 6K .. “.. the robotaxi business will be harder (and likely less profitable) than the lofty expectations ..” Cuts $TSLA to Neutral

 

#29385
9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So anybody in the know or understand why the City of Austin so readily agreed to the Tesla robotaxi even though everybody has a lot of questions about it? I've read up on it, but it just seemed way too easy.

I can see it being a case of them approving it, because if they don't, the state will step in, but still.  Maybe they believed that it would take years before actually happening.

I actually think he's probably hyper-focused on this right now, because if this fucks up, just a week ahead of the National Transportation Safety Board's June 19th deadline for Tesla, Trump will go hard at it and make sure everybody knows, the stock market will not like it, and the permits will be revoked (and not even the state would step in)

Lemme guess...follow the money???

#29386
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:
BAIRD: “.. Musk has said there will be hundreds of thousands of vehicles on the road by 2H next year. We model 6K .. “.. the robotaxi business will be harder (and likely less profitable) than the lofty expectations ..” Cuts $TSLA to Neutral

 

Appropriate stock forecast since when it rains I believe the Cybertruck transmission locks up in neutral

#29388
Enjoying the tale of the failed amphibious Cybertruck https://www.wsj.com/business/autos/tesla-problems-cybertruck-trump-musk-feud-89501946

 

#29389
3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Enjoying the tale of the failed amphibious Cybertruck https://www.wsj.com/business/autos/tesla-problems-cybertruck-trump-musk-feud-89501946

 

I wonder how much engineering effort is wasted on his whims that go nowhere.

#29390
24 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I wonder how much engineering effort is wasted on his whims that go nowhere.

Another example is the extended range battery pack for the ct. As you probably recall it was promised and pre-sold when the ct rolled out, and would have taken up a a large portion of the truck bed. But they quietly ditched that idea about a month ago and supposedly began the process of refunds. 

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"When Tesla unveiled the production version of the Cybertruck in late 2023, there were two main disappointments: the price and the range. The tri-motor version, which was the most popular in reservation tallies, was supposed to have over 500 miles of range and start at $70,000. Tesla now sells the tri-motor Cybertruck for $100,000 and only has a range of 320 miles.

As for the dual-motor Cybertruck, it was supposed to cost $50,000 and have over 300 miles of range. The reality is that it starts at $80,000, and it has 325 miles of range.

However, Tesla had devised a solution to bring the range closer to what it originally announced: a separate battery pack that sits in the truck’s bed. Tesla called it a “range extender.” It costs $16,000 and takes up a third of the Cybertruck’s bed.

Even though the Cybertruck has been in production for a year and a half at this point, the range extender has yet to launch.

Initially, Tesla said that it would come “early 2025” https://electrek.co/2025/04/05/tesla-removes-range-extender-battery-option-cybertruck/

 

https://www.carscoops.com/2025/05/did-tesla-just-killed-off-the-cybertrucks-range-extender-battery/

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#29396

I still chuckle over his genius idea to dig a "tunnel" underneath some middle eastern bay so a train would make it easier to get from one part of town to another.

Oh, you mean a subway?

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#29398
5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

He’s a real life Homer Simpson

 

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No he’s not. Homer’s kids actually love him 

#29399
8 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

He’s a real life Homer Simpson

Or maybe he’s the monorail salesman. Either way, he’s a cartoon  

 

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#29400
2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

How many tunnel projects has he failed to deliver on?

His boring systems works as well as his broken dick. 

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