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#29901
2 hours ago, South Austin said:

This is OU v. aggy.

Let's hope it's not 77-0 (which was so amazingly beautiful) but is more like 7-8 overtimes.

43 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Quite the space captain sweating which button to push moment for all the blue checks on Twitter right now. Go against your Nerd god or go against your Orange god?

Musk is now going hard on twitter after Trump and MAGA in the Congress, and he's publicly backing/retweeting/etc. all of the Republicans who are opposing Trump on the budget - Massie, Rand Paul, etc.

And he's retweeting Scott Adams, who was reiterating that Musk was going to primary every Republican who supports this bill, and a lot of other people.

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#29902
1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Ford CEO drops Tesla self driving tech. Ford CEO is called "pedo" on Twitter. Business. 

Did he really?  Woulnd't surprise me at this point.

#29903
5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Let's hope it's not 77-0 (which was so amazingly beautiful) but is more like 7-8 overtimes.

Musk is now going hard on twitter after Trump and MAGA in the Congress, and he's publicly backing/retweeting/etc. all of the Republicans who are opposing Trump on the budget - Massie, Rand Paul, etc.

And he's retweeting Scott Adams, who was reiterating that Musk was going to primary every Republican who supports this bill, and a lot of other people.

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#29904

Musk had this to say:

If this insane spending bill passes, the America Party will be formed the next day. Our country needs an alternative to the Democrat-Republican uniparty so that the people actually have a VOICE.

And then somebody mentioned Bannon going after SpaceX on behalf of Trump, and Musk said this:

Bannon is going back to prison. This time for a long time.

Musk again:

What good is Doge saving $160B when this bill increases the debt ceiling by $5T? It makes mockery of the work.

And how are we supposed to reach Mars if America goes de facto bankrupt?

And then Trump was asked by a reporter (Musk retweeted the video):

REPORTER: "Are you going to deport Elon Musk?"

TRUMP: "We'll have to take a look. We might have to put DOGE on Elon. You know what DOGE is? The monster that might have to go back and eat Elon. Wouldn’t that be terrible? He gets a lot of subsidies."

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Musk is having a day, and I doubt Trump forgot the Epstein comment either, but regardless, Musk says he'll help fund Massie to stay in Congress after Trump said he would get him kicked out.

#29905

Analyzing Musk and his "American Party" - Musk could probably get all of the crypto bros, libertarians, etc. on board, but could he get them to actually get out and vote?

57 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Quite the space captain sweating which button to push moment for all the blue checks on Twitter right now. Go against your Nerd god or go against your Orange god?

Musk is pushing the idea that Trump/MAGA are supporting illegal immigrants getting government benefits with the new budget, so there's a whole lot of people confused right now.

#29907
21 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Musk is pushing the idea that Trump/MAGA are supporting illegal immigrants getting government benefits with the new budget, so there's a whole lot of people confused right now.

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#29908

Video of Trump talking about deporting Elon and other crazy ramblings.

 

Reporter: Are you going to deport Elon Musk?Trump: We'll have to take a look. We might have to put DOGE on Elon. You know what DOGE is? The monster that might have to go back and eat Elon. Wouldn’t that be terrible? He gets a lot of subsidies.

 

#29909
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Did he really?  Woulnd't surprise me at this point.

No. But I assumed it was inevitable. That's Elon's reflexive response to every confrontation or rejection. 

#29911
3 hours ago, HenryJames said:
50% of Tesla owners underwater on their loans due to massive depreciation. 👀👀👀 “Tesla is an appreciating asset” - EM

 

How is that different from 99.9% of all other cars?  Cars depreciate… no shit. 

#29913
22 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

How is that different from 99.9% of all other cars?  Cars depreciate… no shit. 

That skeet is pointing out that Teslas are depreciating faster than (as least a couple) other EVs. It's taking a mildly interesting fact and making into a "Elon is destroyed" internet moment.

#29914
2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

The Democrats should tell Elmo that they will preserve all carbon credit EV credit type stuff if he agrees to let X be the propaganda arm of the Democrats the same way Elmo made it the propaganda arm of MAGA.

Straight business, Homie.

 

Use Elmo, abuse him, milk him for whatever he's worth to rid ourselves of the scourge that is Trump/MAGA and then ...

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#29916
16 minutes ago, softlynow said:

That skeet is pointing out that Teslas are depreciating faster than (as least a couple) other EVs. It's taking a mildly interesting fact and making into a "Elon is destroyed" internet moment.

I thought it was more to contrast the musk quote that teslas are appreciating assets

#29917
16 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Use Elmo, abuse him, milk him for whatever he's worth to rid ourselves of the scourge that is Trump/MAGA and then ...

 

Please don't use Elon + milk him in the same sentence

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#29919
43 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Dems would wrap up his support if they promised to pass legislation that no one could beat him in video games. 

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#29920
1 hour ago, softlynow said:

That skeet is pointing out that Teslas are depreciating faster than (as least a couple) other EVs. It's taking a mildly interesting fact and making into a "Elon is destroyed" internet moment.

No I think it's referencing when Elon said Teslas will be an appreciating asset.

#29921
4 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

No I think it's referencing when Elon said Teslas will be an appreciating asset.

Yeah. I skipped over that part.

#29922
4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Analyzing Musk and his "American Party" - Musk could probably get all of the crypto bros, libertarians, etc. on board, but could he get them to actually get out and vote?

Musk is pushing the idea that Trump/MAGA are supporting illegal immigrants getting government benefits with the new budget, so there's a whole lot of people confused right now.

This is like a shitty version of Rings of Power with Musk being Adar without the empathy for the Orcs (Incels) rallying against Sauron.

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#29923
4 minutes ago, F250 said:

This is like a shitty version of Rings of Power with Musk being Adar without the empathy for the Orcs (Incels) rallying against Sauron.

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#29925
Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide

 

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#29926
21 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He’s absolutely going to fuck with them.  That bill is a big fuck you to DOGE, and it’s seriously threatening the profitability of Tesla (that and the CyberTruck probably).

That’s why I never understood his embrace of the right,  I get the libertarian thing, a lot of white makes go through that phase in their life.

But a lot in the GOP have been gunning for the EV makers for years, and he should have known that. They openly talked about ditching the tax credits and carbon credits. I would bet money that lobbyists in his company or the EV industry in general put a lot of effort into preserving all of those tax breaks and stuff to help them be profitable and help their customers afford those cars.

Leopards eating faces and all of that.

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There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."

 

#29927
15 hours ago, F250 said:

This is like a shitty version of Rings of Power with Musk being Adar without the empathy for the Orcs (Incels) rallying against Sauron.

I’m glad that I have no clue what this post was about. 

#29928

This aged well:

 

Billionaire Elon Musk suggested on Monday that he would end up in prison if US Vice President Kamala Harris beats Donald Trump in the upcoming presidential election. After appearing alongside Mr Trump at a weekend rally, Mr Musk used a two-hour chat with Tucker Carlson to push right-wing talking points. "If he (Donald Trump) loses, I'm f****d," Mr Musk told Mr Carlson in an interview broadcast on X (formerly Twitter). "How long do you think my prison sentence is going to be? Will I see my children? I don't know," he quipped. 

#29929

Yeah he may get deported and lose all his sweet government subsidies but at least he got to own some libs.

#29932
On 6/30/2025 at 5:53 PM, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Remember this is a ruse!  He's just kidding

Provoking an army of neck bearded mouth-breathing MAGA folks who aren’t in the joke is such a giggle.  

How does Elon benefit from the ruse?

#29934
3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Joe Biden didn't throw him in prison, but Kamala would?

 

11 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Provoking an army of neck bearded mouth-breathing MAGA folks who aren’t in the joke is such a giggle.  

How does Elon benefit from the ruse?

Sarcasm

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#29935
3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Joe Biden didn't throw him in prison, but Kamala would?

I think it’s more probably that the slew of government agencies looking into his businesses would have found some egregious crimes, so to avoid prison he had to be in a position to gut those agencies or otherwise have their attention refocused.

Fuck Elon, he can go cry into his my pillow.

#29936
13 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I think it’s more probably that the slew of government agencies looking into his businesses would have found some egregious crimes, so to avoid prison he had to be in a position to gut those agencies or otherwise have their attention refocused.

Fuck Elon, he can go cry into his my pillow.

Yeah, probably most tied to if he committed fraud with FSD which then led to deaths which he could be held criminally responsible for. Also the issue with not disclosing his twitter shares when he was suppose to so he could keep buying at a reduced cost per share. Probably also future proofing by gutting OSHA and other regulatory things that would cost is companies money especially related to waste water pollution. 

 

#29937
Tesla’s latest sales figures show an EV business retreating on all fronts @opinion.bloomberg.com https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2025-07-02/tesla-hit-refresh-on-its-evs-it-didn-t-work

 

#29938
26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Joe Biden didn't throw him in prison, but Kamala would?

KaMaLa ThE cOp

#29940
1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

I am all for Musk creating a third party.

Do it.

He ain’t gonna do shit 

#29942
The Cybertruck has bombed, taking down Tesla's premium segment with it @opinion.bloomberg.com https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2025-07-02/tesla-hit-refresh-on-its-evs-it-didn-t-work?srnd=undefined&sref=kOk687Pk

 

#29943
10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He ain’t gonna do shit 

He’s going to try, but he’s going to find out that Trump carries weight (heh) and the incel neckbeards don’t vote in large enough numbers.

#29944
12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He’s going to try, but he’s going to find out that Trump carries weight (heh) and the incel neckbeards don’t vote in large enough numbers.

Who will he get as his candidate? Who would want to work with him? 

#29945
4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Who will he get as his candidate? Who would want to work with him? 

Big Ballz 2028.

#29946
5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Who will he get as his candidate? Who would want to work with him? 

For $1 billion, I will 100% volunteer to be the presidential nominee of the Musk Party, and will take whatever positions he wants me to.  Because -- and let's be clear -- I have principles, and a deep sense of morality.  BUT....I can definitely be bought.

#29948
13 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Big Ballz 2028.

Not old enough in 2028 or even 2032 to run for president.

#29949
2 minutes ago, royiv said:

Not old enough in 2028 or even 2032 to run for president.

Fine, CatTurd2 2028.

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#29950
19 minutes ago, royiv said:

Not old enough in 2028 or even 2032 to run for president.

Says what? That sacred document they say is so important is dead 

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