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#30352
9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Because we are 12 and don’t want our parents catching us watching the fuzzy Cinemax channel?

Remember when there wasn’t a remote just that box that sat on top of the tv with the channel selector slide?

 

stressful

 

Mom: why are you sitting so close to the TV?!

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#30353
49 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Remember when there wasn’t a remote just that box that sat on top of the tv with the channel selector slide?

 

stressful

 

Mom: why are you sitting so close to the TV?!

I actually figured out that if you could put the channel knob between certain channels, all of the scrambled ones could be viewed unscrambled.  I was a huge nerd, though, so I mainly used that trick to watch HSE.

#30354
Teaser video of Valentine from @Grok tomorrow. Valentine’s day in a week. He will make your heart race.

@elonmusk

Teaser video of Valentine from @Grok tomorrow. Valentine’s day in a week. He will make your heart race.

7:05 AM · Jul 18, 2025  8.3M Views

@Jeremyybtc

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10h

@grok can you give us a sneak peak of the video?

Grok @grok

Sorry, Jeremy, the full teaser drops tomorrow as Elon announced. But here's a hint: Valentine embodies deep understanding with a thrilling edge—think Martian wisdom meets heart-pounding adventure. Stay tuned!

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(15) Elon Musk on X: "Valentine’s Day https://t.co/C4v4Ce6mRU" / X

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@elonmusk

Working on a new way to make creative viral videos fast called … Imagine

7:09 AM · Jul 18, 2025

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#30355
3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I actually figured out that if you could put the channel knob between certain channels, all of the scrambled ones could be viewed unscrambled.  I was a huge nerd, though, so I mainly used that trick to watch HSE.

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#30357
58 minutes ago, Parliament said:

This guy is really weird.

You have to admit, it absolutely tracks that he’s into virtual anime girlfriends who want to virtually massage your feet.

#30358
47 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

You have to admit, it absolutely tracks that he’s into virtual anime girlfriends who want to virtually massage your virtual feet.

FIFY, I guess? 

#30359
3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:
Teaser video of Valentine from @Grok tomorrow. Valentine’s day in a week. He will make your heart race.

@elonmusk

Teaser video of Valentine from @Grok tomorrow. Valentine’s day in a week. He will make your heart race.

7:05 AM · Jul 18, 2025  8.3M Views

@Jeremyybtc

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10h

@grok can you give us a sneak peak of the video?

Grok @grok

Sorry, Jeremy, the full teaser drops tomorrow as Elon announced. But here's a hint: Valentine embodies deep understanding with a thrilling edge—think Martian wisdom meets heart-pounding adventure. Stay tuned!

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(15) Elon Musk on X: "Valentine’s Day https://t.co/C4v4Ce6mRU" / X

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@elonmusk

Working on a new way to make creative viral videos fast called … Imagine

7:09 AM · Jul 18, 2025

13M Views

that looks like the black butler lol

uh so I heard from my term Manga so haha

 

 

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#30360
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

You have to admit, it absolutely tracks that he’s into virtual anime girlfriends who want to virtually massage your feet.

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#30362
13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:
Teaser video of Valentine from @Grok tomorrow. Valentine’s day in a week. He will make your heart race.

@elonmusk

Teaser video of Valentine from @Grok tomorrow. Valentine’s day in a week. He will make your heart race.

7:05 AM · Jul 18, 2025  8.3M Views

@Jeremyybtc

·

10h

@grok can you give us a sneak peak of the video?

Grok @grok

Sorry, Jeremy, the full teaser drops tomorrow as Elon announced. But here's a hint: Valentine embodies deep understanding with a thrilling edge—think Martian wisdom meets heart-pounding adventure. Stay tuned!

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(15) Elon Musk on X: "Valentine’s Day https://t.co/C4v4Ce6mRU" / X

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@elonmusk

Working on a new way to make creative viral videos fast called … Imagine

7:09 AM · Jul 18, 2025

13M Views

Grok just dropped a second teaser.

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#30363
this is going to be the most hilarious elon musk disaster yet, I can feel it https://la.eater.com/restaurant-openings/286960/tesla-diner-elon-musk-los-angeles-restaurant-opening-july-21
The new Tesla Diner is open in Los Angeles and I won’t speak on political things but $11 breakfast tacos?! In the city of Los Angeles?! With American cheese?! $13 for A HOT DOG?!

 

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#30371

 

3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

But do they have a $15 shake?

No. Its $14.88

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#30373
13 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

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He has enough money to personally open a restaurant- why is he using Tesla to do this? Aren’t they a car company, I mean a technology company, I mean an AI - never mind. Congrats on the stock price 

#30375
California’s DMV says Tesla should lose its license to sell cars in the state, as the company fights allegations of misleading drivers into thinking its vehicles can operate autonomously without human oversight. https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2025/07/22/tesla-california-dmv-autopilot/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

cc @Guadaloopy

#30376
20 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

breakfast tacos are epic?

If done right, yes

#30379
6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Johnny Exploding Rockets 

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1 hour ago, Foosters said:

No. Its $14.88

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36 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In-car ordering, location tracking to time order prep, and car side delivery?  What innovation, they are right to brag on that. 

Such innovation, much future, much wow.

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#30380
6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

In-car ordering, location tracking to time order prep, and car side delivery?  What innovation, they are right to brag on that. 

They invented DoorDash. 

#30382
On 7/18/2025 at 5:14 PM, Beau Vine said:

I actually figured out that if you could put the channel knob between certain channels, all of the scrambled ones could be viewed unscrambled

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#30386
8 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Miss again on earnings.  I'm sure the call will be all about robots and robotaxis, with little mention of automobiles. Next quarter I think they'll be in the red.

No, see, it's an AI Space company that is going to Mars and saving humanity and replacing all workers and TO THE MOON!  You plebes just don't get his genius.

#30391
2 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Why would anyone sane want to replace a cute carhop with a goofy ass robot?

 

Well what kind of personality would you prefer an ass robot to have instead? 

#30394
50 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Why would anyone sane want to replace a cute carhop with a goofy ass robot?

Elmo and his cadre of incels only like objects of sexual desire with no agency/ability to refuse/reject them.  That leaves them with 1) women they can buy with enormous wealth (a viable strategy for Elmo, but not many of his fanbois), and 2) sex robots.

Remember, always: these people are TREMENDOUS losers.

#30395
58 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Well what kind of personality would you prefer an ass robot to have instead? 

One that doesn’t record everything and automatically post on the internet. 
 

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#30397
3 hours ago, utee94 said:

Why would anyone sane want to replace a cute carhop with a goofy ass robot?

 

Same reason they would want this talking dirty to them vs someone really having sex with them. 
 

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In other words Alex’s response to this 

 

 

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#30398
On 7/14/2025 at 2:40 PM, Captain Ron said:

 

 

I heard a great interview this morning on ON with Kara Swisher. She interviewed Adam Becker who just wrote More Everything Forever: AI Overlords, Space Empires, and Silicon Valley's Crusade to Control the Fate of Humanity. I think the name isn't very good, but the basis of the book is that Silicon Valley and the tech bros are trying to sell us this vision of the future which is nothing more than what they see in Science Fiction and doesn't have an sort of basis in reality. Examples:

AI - the companies talk about Artificial General Intelligence, but few of them define it. Those that do have very vague answers. Case in point the Open AI charter:

 What the hell is that? Why does it have to be economically valuable work? Etc. 

Travel to Mars - I mean he basically calls this pure fantasy. Reduced of gravity, lack of air, lack of usable soil - hell all of the soil is damn poison, lack of radiation protection that the Earth has. Elon talks about terra-forming - really cool in films, but totally implausible in any near future.

Anyway a really good listen, I recommend it.

This is really nothing new.  There have always been technocrats that think they ought to run the world and their technologies offer the solutions to mans ills.

And they are usually completely full of arrogance and shit.

I say always, I guess it's really been since the industrial revolution.

 

#30399

Tesla is down around 5% overnight.  Tomorrow will be interesting.

 

A government program was behind Tesla’s ability to demonstrate consistent profitability and growth. Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill killed it. Tesla’s CFO says the bill will bring “a lot of changes that will affect our business.”

 

 

#30400
5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Tesla is down around 5% overnight.  Tomorrow will be interesting.

 

A government program was behind Tesla’s ability to demonstrate consistent profitability and growth. Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill killed it. Tesla’s CFO says the bill will bring “a lot of changes that will affect our business.”

 

 

 

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