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#30652
10 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Is that Starlink or Neurolink.  I can't keep up.

To keep cost down Mush has instructed his teams for both devices to run same SW. So when star downloads instructions to neuro you will be immediately told which bridge to jump off of. Of course before will be a video advertisement for a Cybertruck with low down payment. 

#30653
4 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

To keep cost down Mush has instructed his teams for both devices to run same SW. So when star downloads instructions to neuro you will be immediately told which bridge to jump off of. Of course before will be a video advertisement for a Cybertruck with low down payment. 

At first I was like haha.  Then, I was like,  oh, probably.  I can't imagine at least 35% of this country (optimistically) being down for some neurolink.

#30654
At first I was like haha.  Then, I was like,  oh, probably.  I can't imagine at least 35% of this country (optimistically) being down for some neurolink.

I’m all for it. Then that group would effectively be cybertrucked.

You know what I’m sayin.
#30655
4 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


I’m all for it. Then that group would effectively be cybertrucked.

You know what I’m sayin.

Like weak, stupid, malfunctioning, and shit fallin' off on a man?  Or just ugly?

 

/edit: And by ugly, I mean, no aliby, U.G.L.Y.  I'd rather bang a Pontiac Aztec.

//I mean I'd rather bang a Pontiac Aztec than look at a Cybertruck

Edited by dcbc

#30657
On 8/14/2025 at 12:27 AM, kibbles said:

at all, name one thing that elon has done to ever hold you back, personally?   team elon.   eff everyone else - including my hillsboro, or peeps.

How much do you drink per day, and how early do you start?

#30659
13 hours ago, dcbc said:

At first I was like haha.  Then, I was like,  oh, probably.  I can't imagine at least 35% of this country (optimistically) being down for some neurolink.

With how I see AI being pushed onto white collar workers, if a neural link provides a productivity improvement through a direct brain to AI integration, you'll have to do it to remain competitive against the people who will do it gleefully.  So fucking glad I'm 55 vs 25.

#30660
4 minutes ago, Goredho said:

With how I see AI being pushed onto white collar workers, if a neural link provides a productivity improvement through a direct brain to AI integration, you'll have to do it to remain competitive against the people who will do it gleefully.  So fucking glad I'm 55 vs 25.

Being on the "other" side of that push onto workers, I don't see it lasting much longer. Most organizations have dismal uptake and usage rate for all their $20-30/head tools.

I think we're still in the hype cycle of idiot MBA's playing buzzword mad libs to their BOD's and senior leadership, and they're all polishing up their resumes to leave before the chickens come home to roost. In my anecdotal cases, it's the same idiots that are always pushing the next big thing pushing AI assistant services.

And for me the frustrating thing is, the botched rollout of AI assistants is going to harm other actually valuable AI projects that are already delivering value, like a contract analysis stack that reads decades old PDF's to true up rates on existing contracts that never got adjusted to match the paper.

Just very very annoying that there's so much noise and so little appetite for stopping and thinking critically about things.

#30661
1 minute ago, Captainant said:

Just very very annoying that there's so much noise and so little appetite for stopping and thinking critically about things.

Site country motto worthy.

#30662
53 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Just very very annoying that there's so much noise and so little appetite for stopping and thinking critically about things.

This pretty well sums up my feelings about society.

#30663
58 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Site country motto worthy.

 

Valde molestum est tantum strepitum et tam parvam cupiditatem consistendi et de rebus critice cogitandi.

 

It's no "E pluribus unum," but it fits.

#30664
1 hour ago, Goredho said:

With how I see AI being pushed onto white collar workers, if a neural link provides a productivity improvement through a direct brain to AI integration, you'll have to do it to remain competitive against the people who will do it gleefully.  So fucking glad I'm 55 vs 25.

 

52 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Being on the "other" side of that push onto workers, I don't see it lasting much longer. Most organizations have dismal uptake and usage rate for all their $20-30/head tools.

I think we're still in the hype cycle of idiot MBA's playing buzzword mad libs to their BOD's and senior leadership, and they're all polishing up their resumes to leave before the chickens come home to roost. In my anecdotal cases, it's the same idiots that are always pushing the next big thing pushing AI assistant services.

And for me the frustrating thing is, the botched rollout of AI assistants is going to harm other actually valuable AI projects that are already delivering value, like a contract analysis stack that reads decades old PDF's to true up rates on existing contracts that never got adjusted to match the paper.

Just very very annoying that there's so much noise and so little appetite for stopping and thinking critically about things.

 

I think you guys are giving Neuralink WAYYYYYYY too much credit. Right now what I have seen it do is let a guy move a fucking mouse across a screen. We are MILES away from being able to inject anything into the brains of people. Maybe light years.

Do I think it's possible? Sure.

Do I think it's going to happen anytime soon? No. At least with what Neuralink has really shown.

 

Hell even their literature seems to only call Brain Output a "Future Possibility." Until they demonstrate it, let's just put it in the Vaporware ... hell we should call it Muskware ... column.

#30665
1 hour ago, dcbc said:

This pretty well sums up my feelings about society.

Pretty sure society has always been this way. And always will be. Such is life. 

#30667
On 8/14/2025 at 8:33 AM, Willfully Horn said:

Folks who lost jobs due to the DOGE scam/grift (savings never materialized and the personal data of US citizens went into private hands) say hi. My daughter would be studying for a PhD in microbiology at UNC-CH if not for NIH cuts. Must note that every dollar spent on NIH returned three bucks in economic activity. I laughed at your post, because you are a fool.

You know, it would be a real shame if these folks sought restitution through civil action.

#30668

What is it going to take to get Tesla vehicles banned from the roads?  They account for more accidents per capita than any other auto manufacturer, and their accident rate continues to increase annually.  Tesla vehicles operating the self-driving feature alone are responsible for significant numbers of fatalities, and the NTSB claims these numbers are artificially low.   The reality is that they are inherently unsafe and create a danger on the road for all of us.  Where is Ralph Nader?  Tort reform has limited citizens' ability to combat communal hazards like this, so we need to explore another approach.  

None of this is a state secret, so at this point, I assume anyone driving a Tesla is either an oblivious dumbass, caught up in the weird politics of it all, or has a disgusting level of indifference toward their fellow man. The number of parents buying these death traps for their teen drivers is genuinely shocking.  You fuckers are driving the modern-day equivalent of the Ford Pinto, and the worst of you are putting your children in them.  Wake up.   

#30669
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

"Tesla's Cybertruck Fail." As if there has only been one fucking failure about the Cybertruck. 

The video goes through a litany of issues and over promises.   One point made at the end, anyone who was gonna buy a Cyberteuck likely already has, their sales are gonna to continue to plummet.   

#30671
18 hours ago, dcbc said:

There are You People, Those People, and, then, there's maga.

 

Also, there is no Dana, only Zool.

*Zuul

#30672
1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

The video goes through a litany of issues and over promises.   One point made at the end, anyone who was gonna buy a Cyberteuck likely already has, their sales are gonna to continue to plummet.   

I'm sure. But I was commenting on the title. 

#30675
one of the most interesting aspects of this story is that there's no actual proof that SpaceX has ever been profitable we get different metrics for different years, no net profit numbers, and things jump around so much it's hard to say what's happening https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/15/technology/spacex-musk-government-contracts-taxes.html

 

#30677
lunch was scheduled "in honor of his excellency" but that tiny war criminal noped out
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That’s awesome. Know why? All of the ingredients were already purchased and prepped. Can’t waste em, so the kitchen and serving staff ate like - literally - heads of state for lunch yesterday. Good for them.
#30678

had to look up halibut olympia. here's the ingredients list:

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1⁄4 cup butter

1 medium onion, chopped

2 lbs fresh halibut fillets (or thawed frozen)

1 1⁄2 cups sour cream

1 1⁄2 cups mayonnaise

1 cup cracker, crushed (I use Ritz)

 

 

sounds awful.

Edited by elfenix

#30679
On 8/15/2025 at 8:57 AM, dcbc said:

 

Valde molestum est tantum strepitum et tam parvam cupiditatem consistendi et de rebus critice cogitandi.

 

It's no "E pluribus unum," but it fits.

Don’t fit on a t-shirt. 

#30680
On 8/15/2025 at 7:55 AM, Captainant said:

Just very very annoying that there's so much noise and so little appetite for stopping and thinking critically about things.

Lots of noise and little critical thinking is sort of AI’s entire jam.

#30681
27 minutes ago, elfenix said:

had to look up halibut olympia. here's the ingredients list:

 

sounds awful.

What a way to ruin beautiful Alaskan halibut.

family guy vomit GIF

#30682
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


That’s awesome. Know why? All of the ingredients were already purchased and prepped. Can’t waste em, so the kitchen and serving staff ate like - literally - heads of state for lunch yesterday. Good for them.

That’s cute that you don’t think they threw it all out instead of letting some poor service person eat their food 

#30683
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


That’s awesome. Know why? All of the ingredients were already purchased and prepped. Can’t waste em, so the kitchen and serving staff ate like - literally - heads of state for lunch yesterday. Good for them.

dammit that menu was supposed to go in the ruzzia thread

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#30684

If you've ever wondered what happens to kids whose dad's are dumb enough to buy a cyberpanzer

 

#30685
2 hours ago, Chopper said:

If you've ever wondered what happens to kids whose dad's are dumb enough to buy a cyberpanzer

 

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#30687

It doesn’t really work if you have to explain yourself twice 

#30690
8 hours ago, Chopper said:

What about a new game where a contestant guesses what drugs Elmo was taking today based on his tweets?

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K.  Dude was sitting in a puddle of his own urine trying to concentrate.  It is not easy.

#30691
9 hours ago, Chopper said:

What about a new game where a contestant guesses what drugs Elmo was taking today based on his tweets?

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I like to imagine this version of Elon telling the joke

 

 

#30692
USAID funded roughly half the world’s supply of ready-to-use therapeutic food. The dismantling of the agency has disrupted the global supply chain that provides the packets, leaving thousands of malnourished children at risk of dying. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/15/health/hunger-malnutrition-usaid-cuts.html?smtyp=cur&smid=bsky-nytimes

 

#30693

Want to send that to some of my “we are a Christian nation” relatives and talk about how great it was that Elon cut those kids off with Trump’s authority and that maybe said relatives would stop calling us a Christian nation.

#30694
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Want to send that to some of my “we are a Christian nation” relatives and talk about how great it was that Elon cut those kids off with Trump’s authority and that maybe said relatives would stop calling us a Christian nation.

No they won’t. Truth/Fact/Reality doesn’t matter the them at all. 

#30695
3 hours ago, HenryJames said:
USAID funded roughly half the world’s supply of ready-to-use therapeutic food. The dismantling of the agency has disrupted the global supply chain that provides the packets, leaving thousands of malnourished children at risk of dying. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/15/health/hunger-malnutrition-usaid-cuts.html?smtyp=cur&smid=bsky-nytimes

 

That was what they voted for! 

#30697
On 8/16/2025 at 4:36 PM, Chopper said:

If you've ever wondered what happens to kids whose dad's are dumb enough to buy a cyberpanzer

 

I know we all live in different places and are of different means. I am not privileged enough to be wealthy and live in a good enough place where you these cars are ridiculed and you don't see them and they are considered garrish. To give you an idea of where I live, my kids and their friends think the parents having a Cybertruck is a flex and is cool and rich.

#30698
43 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

I know we all live in different places and are of different means. I am not privileged enough to be wealthy and live in a good enough place where you these cars are ridiculed and you don't see them and they are considered garrish. To give you an idea of where I live, my kids and their friends think the parents having a Cybertruck is a flex and is cool and rich.

You live in Anna?

#30699
On 8/16/2025 at 4:36 PM, Chopper said:

If you've ever wondered what happens to kids whose dad's are dumb enough to buy a cyberpanzer

 

Should have used a bigger hammer, or better yet, stick of dynamite with a really short fuse.

#30700
On 8/16/2025 at 4:36 PM, Chopper said:

If you've ever wondered what happens to kids whose dad's are dumb enough to buy a cyberpanzer

 

Now I know what happened to this guy when he "grew up"

 

Spoiler

 

 

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