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#31001
21 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

While I don't own a cybertruck, I have owned a Samsung refrigerator so I can relate.

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#31002
On 9/29/2025 at 9:25 PM, Captain Ron said:

If they offered that thing in colors - they probably have a hit. The last few times I've been visiting my folks in Dripping Springs there is a red CT and an Army green CT and they look really good.

That's like saying a nice lip gloss on Listeater would make her hot.  

The answer is "no".  There is no color that would make a Cybertruck look anything better than butt ugly.

#31003
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

That's like saying a nice lip gloss on Listeater would make her hot.  

The answer is "no".  There is no color that would make a Cybertruck look anything better than butt ugly.

 But…every single wrap I’ve seen, including school bus yellow, does make it look better than bare stainless. 

#31004
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 But…every single wrap I’ve seen, including school bus yellow, does make it look better than bare stainless. 

But you're still paying $80,000 for a "truck" that was designed by 12 year-old me in the 1980s after watching Damnation Alley (RIP George Peppard and Jan Michael Vincent) when that same $80,000 will get you a really nice electric Ford F-150 that can haul bigger loads.  Or even a regular F-150 that is loaded.

Or a really nice sports car.

#31005
We are building Grokipedia @xAI. Will be a massive improvement over Wikipedia.Frankly, it is a necessary step towards the xAI goal of understanding the Universe. https://t.co/xvSeWkpALy

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Narrarator: xAI is going to build Grokipedia by mining Wikipedia.

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#31006

Elmo's such a moronic snowflake he can make Chris Cuomo appear sane

Don't make me side with Chris Cuomo. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

https://archive.ph/CTAl8

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Cuomo revealed the DM he received from Musk on air.

“I don’t think Elon was confused,” Cuomo said. “I think he knows this is what works on social media because he designed it to work this way. Why else would you appear to blame a murder of Mormons on Jews right after the event in such an incendiary way, a reckless way, a way that should not be amplified to 200 million followers.”
 
Cuomo said “tech bros,” including Musk, have “made the biggest fortunes in media history peddling the worst of humanity to humanity. There will be more violence, don’t be surprised, because certainly Elon and the others know why.”

 

 
#31007

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NO, STEPHEN MILLER IS NOT TELLING THE TRUTH.Democrats are demanding an extension of Affordable Care Act subsidies and reversal of Medicaid cuts, not free healthcare for undocumented immigrants, who are ineligible for such federal benefits. These provisions could prevent 15…

 

#31008
22 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:
We are building Grokipedia @xAI. Will be a massive improvement over Wikipedia.Frankly, it is a necessary step towards the xAI goal of understanding the Universe. https://t.co/xvSeWkpALy

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Narrarator: xAI is going to build Grokipedia by mining Wikipedia.

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Understanding the universe by having LLMs train each other to be racist. 

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#31010
12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

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speaking of awkward

NEW: In newly unsealed testimony, a SpaceX insider revealed that Elon Musk’s company had directly received money from Chinese investors, raising questions about foreign ownership interests in one of the United States’ most important military contractors. https://www.propublica.org/article/elon-musk-spacex-china-investors-court-testimony?utm_campaign=propublica-sprout&utm_content=1759402802&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

 

#31011
3 hours ago, Chopper said:

speaking of awkward

NEW: In newly unsealed testimony, a SpaceX insider revealed that Elon Musk’s company had directly received money from Chinese investors, raising questions about foreign ownership interests in one of the United States’ most important military contractors. https://www.propublica.org/article/elon-musk-spacex-china-investors-court-testimony?utm_campaign=propublica-sprout&utm_content=1759402802&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

 

How is this surprising to anyone? 

So anyone have any illusions about China having all our Doge data belong to them?

 

#31012

https://www.theverge.com/news/790740/elon-musk-netflix-pressure-campaign-woke

Elon Musk is leading a pressure campaign to make Netflix un-woke

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Elon Musk says he canceled his Netflix subscription and is telling others to do the same over the presence of transgender characters in series that made their debut (and in some cases ended) years ago. Earlier this week, Musk reshared a post on X attacking Dead End: Paranormal Park, an animated series geared toward kids, for featuring a transgender protagonist.

“This is not okay,” Musk wrote in just one of his posts targeting the show and later reposted an image claiming Netflix has a “transgender woke agenda. He added, “Cancel Netflix for the health of your kids.” The first season of Dead End: Paranormal Park aired on Netflix in 2022, but it was canceled in 2023.

 

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Musk only continued stoking the right-wing firestorm since then, with the billionaire calling on followers to get rid of their Netflix subscription over other series with trans characters, like The Baby-Sitters Club, which was canceled after two seasons in 2022. He also responded to a post critical of a 2023 episode of CoComelon Lane depicting a child trying on a tutu and tiara. “Super messed up for a kids show!” Musk said.

Right-wing influencers have ramped up their attacks against diversity in media, with some even criticizing Netflix for having more lead characters and directors from underrepresented groups. At the same time, the Trump administration has deemed diversity, equity, and inclusivity (DEI) programs “illegal” and banned gender-affirming care for children. Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) has joined in on the pressure campaign, too, claiming Netflix is “pushing woke Democrat gender ideology.”

 

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Media companies are under increasing pressure from the administration, of which Musk was recently an employee. Brendan Carr, who helms the Federal Communications Commission, has already compelled companies to remove DEI policies and loomed over Disney’s decision to suspend Jimmy Kimmel Live! While the FCC has less direct leverage over streaming services like Netflix, backlash from right-wing influencers and figureheads like Musk has a very real impact on its business.

Companies were already downplaying trans representation before that, though — with Disney reportedly pulling an episode of Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur for putting focus on a transgender character last December.

 

#31015
10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Dumbass is wanting shows canceled in 2025 that *checks notes* were canceled years ago.

Because his daughter hates him

#31018
11 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Netflix needs to start showing new documentaries on whether Elmo went to Epstein island or how many fatalities Tesla is covering up through NDAs.

Ehh, just combine the two, we'll call it "Fire Island".

Or "Fire Festival"

 

#31019
Nayib Bukele purged the El Salvadoran courts, replaced judges with allies, and made the judiciary legally subservient to him. Elon Musk says we need to the same here, ending ~250 years of an independent judiciary. Stop treating his involvement in US politics as innocent and normal.

 

#31020
“Musk’s data centers will probably bring in only a few hundred jobs to Memphis while consuming millions of gallons of water a day and more electricity than is needed to power all the city’s homes.” 1/2 https://www.wsj.com/tech/elon-musk-xai-memphis-tennessee-power-dec4c70d?st=jRLE8S&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
Musk named the project after “a popular trilogy of sci-fi novels from the 1960s, in which scientists built a supercomputer named Colossus that gained autonomy and plunged the world into war and chaos.” 2/2

 

#31021
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:
“Musk’s data centers will probably bring in only a few hundred jobs to Memphis while consuming millions of gallons of water a day and more electricity than is needed to power all the city’s homes.” 1/2 https://www.wsj.com/tech/elon-musk-xai-memphis-tennessee-power-dec4c70d?st=jRLE8S&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
Musk named the project after “a popular trilogy of sci-fi novels from the 1960s, in which scientists built a supercomputer named Colossus that gained autonomy and plunged the world into war and chaos.” 2/2

 

To be fair to Musk, every computer in popular science fiction does that.

#31022
he is such a fucking loser omg this is so cringe 😣

 

#31024
17 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Titanium girdle might work 

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#31026
2 hours ago, NoName said:
he is such a fucking loser omg this is so cringe 😣

 

Reality.

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#31027

From BI

On Tuesday, the EV giant unveiled the long-awaited budget-friendly version of the Model Y, Tesla's most popular vehicle — and it costs $39,990.

But in a surprise move, the company also announced a Model 3 Standard that costs even less — with a price of $36,990.

Notably, the lower-cost models ditch some of the features that have previously come standard in other Teslas.

The Model Y Standard, for example, comes with "Traffic-aware cruise control" but lacks the driver-assist feature "Autosteer" available in other variants. On the exterior, gone are the "LED lightbar" and "adaptive high beams" — the budget model gets more traditional "LED headlights" and "Auto high beams" instead.

There's also no FM/AM radio inside either of the new vehicles.

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#31028
17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

From BI

On Tuesday, the EV giant unveiled the long-awaited budget-friendly version of the Model Y, Tesla's most popular vehicle — and it costs $39,990.

But in a surprise move, the company also announced a Model 3 Standard that costs even less — with a price of $36,990.

Notably, the lower-cost models ditch some of the features that have previously come standard in other Teslas.

The Model Y Standard, for example, comes with "Traffic-aware cruise control" but lacks the driver-assist feature "Autosteer" available in other variants. On the exterior, gone are the "LED lightbar" and "adaptive high beams" — the budget model gets more traditional "LED headlights" and "Auto high beams" instead.

There's also no FM/AM radio inside either of the new vehicles.

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Look, motherfucker, if it ain't got a place to pop in my Best of Charley Pride, it's off the fucking list.

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#31029
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Look, motherfucker, if it ain't got a place to pop in my Best of Charley Pride, it's off the fucking list.

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I actually have an 8-track player (in my house), and that happens to be one of the 60-70 tapes I have for it.

Ford should have included an 8-track player option in the new Bronco line.

#31030
I FOIA'd the FTC for consumer complaints about crypto scammers who pretend to be Elon Musk. People are cashing out their retirement accounts and losing ridiculous sums of money. https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-tesla-bitcoin-crypto-scams-price-2000666537

 

#31032
The XAI game studio will release a great AI-generated game before the end of next year https://t.co/F14rJXNzk9

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#31034
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:
The XAI game studio will release a great AI-generated game before the end of next year https://t.co/F14rJXNzk9

 

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#31035
A US District Court Judge has ruled that The New York Times must be given a list of Elon Musk's security clearances. Look for more nasty attacks on the judiciary from the this gargoyle. https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.639038/gov.uscourts.nysd.639038.21.0.pdf

 

#31036
20 hours ago, HenryJames said:
I FOIA'd the FTC for consumer complaints about crypto scammers who pretend to be Elon Musk. People are cashing out their retirement accounts and losing ridiculous sums of money. https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-tesla-bitcoin-crypto-scams-price-2000666537

 

How many people who were scammed and are asking the FTC to get their money back are "small government conservatives"?  99%?  100%?

#31037
14 minutes ago, Stringer said:

How many people who were scammed and are asking the FTC to get their money back are "small government conservatives"?  99%?  100%?

Is there a percentage higher than 100?

#31039
36 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

1400%

I for one am gratefull that my prescriptions are 1400% cheaper than they were a year ago.

#31040
1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I for one am gratefull that my prescriptions are 1400% cheaper than they were a year ago.

Yep.  I mean, how awesome is it to go into the pharmacy expecting to pay $10 for a bottle of pills, and instead they hand me a bottle of pills and $130 (or however that insane magic math would work)?

#31042
4 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

did the DoTArD actually say something like that? 1400% cheaper?

 

 

 

Pretty sure he's said something similar multiple times.  

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#31043

 

when my daughter was little, she liked to play "Free Street." I would pretend to shop, and when I asked how much whatever I was buying cost, she would say somethingl along the lines of 'Daddy, everything is free on Free Street." And I would have to pretend to be amazed by such a thing. Then everytime we played, Free Street would get even crazier, and if I bought one car for free, I would get a second car for free also. Then it would escalate all the way up to I get a million dollars back in change. 

IIRC, she was about four years old at the time. 

 

 

 

#31044
 
when my daughter was little, she liked to play "Free Street." I would pretend to shop, and when I asked how much whatever I was buying cost, she would say somethingl along the lines of 'Daddy, everything is free on Free Street." And I would have to pretend to be amazed by such a thing. Then everytime we played, Free Street would get even crazier, and if I bought one car for free, I would get a second car for free also. Then it would escalate all the way up to I get a million dollars back in change. 
IIRC, she was about four years old at the time. 
 
 
 

So…smarter and more mature than Elmo and Dotard.
#31045

The guy (Elmo) keeps winning somehow:

How much is a $20bn raise and $2bn directly from Jensen going to pad his net worth? Sheesh.

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n other A.I. investment news: xAI, Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence start-up, is raising $20 billion in its current funding round, according to Bloomberg. Reportedly among the investors is Nvidia, which is set to invest $2 billion; some of the proceeds from the round will go to xAI buying more of the chipmaker’s processors for use in data centers.

 

#31046
9 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

The guy (Elmo) keeps winning somehow:

How much is a $20bn raise and $2bn directly from Jensen going to pad his net worth? Sheesh.

 

Ok.  Does it get more "bullshit bubble" than "chip manufacturer invests in consumer of its chips so that consumer can buy its chips?"  It's a fucking loop.  It's not real.

#31047

Yeah, I know it is Daily Mail, but the amount is staggering. 

The staggering extent of Elon Musk's land grab in Southern state revealed

However, it was not clear until now the staggering extent to which the richest man in the world has expanded in the Lone Star State.

Musk's companies own more than 500 properties covering 6,000 acres in Texas. His expansive network of factories, tunnels, and launch pads spreads from the top to the bottom. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/real-estate/article-15137419/elon-musk-texas-takeover-tesla.html

 

 

#31049
31 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Ok.  Does it get more "bullshit bubble" than "chip manufacturer invests in consumer of its chips so that consumer can buy its chips?"  It's a fucking loop.  It's not real.

It does feel like the bubble is bubbling in this report.

#31050
lol https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/10/musks-x-posts-on-ketamine-putin-spur-release-of-his-security-clearances/?utm_source=bsky&utm_medium=social

 

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