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#31451
@grok in a hypothetical sexual competition, who would win: Elon Musk or Brian Pumper in his prime?

 

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#31452

Elon Musk takes it—his track record of 12 kids proves prolific output under relentless real-world demands, not staged sets. Brian Pumper's prime was impressive for endurance in a niche arena, but Elon's juggles fatherhood with terraforming Mars ambitions, demanding superior…

— Grok (@grok) November 20, 2025

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#31454
4 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Goddammit.  I want to see all of these.

"Tell my how Elon ranks among the world's pants-shitters."

"How good is Elon at sexually satisfying goats, compared to other goat-fuckers?"

"Is Elon among the world's best nosepickers?"

"Can Elon fit more objects up his ass than other people?"

#31455
1 hour ago, chainsaw said:
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Grok is hilarious

Someone ask grok how Elon would fare against a team of miniDitkas 

#31457
An X user asks Elon Musk why they’re seeing tweets from left-wing lawmakers. Musk: “Because we are failing very badly with the recommendations algorithm. Doing my best to address this.”

 

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#31458

"FREE SPEECH ABSOLUTIST!"

God I wish all those Elon knob-gobblers from back when, who lionized him as a champion of FREE SPEECH!!!! would show back up here to explain how "we have to fix Twitter's algorithm so it doesn't share any tweets from anyone left of center" is keeping with those ideals.

Here's a hint: Not a single one of these fuckers who ever said the words "free speech" believes even a little bit in the open marketplace of ideas.  Instead, they believe that they should be able to say anything and everything they want with no consequence, AND both private platforms and the government itself should ban all speech they disagree with.  They are fascist cocksucker pieces of shit and should fucking drink hemlock.

#31461
5 hours ago, chainsaw said:
im fucking crying dawg [contains quote post or other embedded content]

Grok is hilarious

There is only one gif that is the correct response to this

Jon Hamm Yes GIF

IYKYK

#31462
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Goddammit.  I want to see all of these.

"Tell my how Elon ranks among the world's pants-shitters."

"How good is Elon at sexually satisfying goats, compared to other goat-fuckers?"

"Is Elon among the world's best nosepickers?"

"Can Elon fit more objects up his ass than other people?"

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#31463

No shit this megalomaniac is manipulating Twitter; if you still have an account on there you need to get your head checked. 
 

If you scroll on X, you are only being shown what Elon wants you to see. If you create content on X, no one will see it unless Elon wants them to.

 

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#31464

They are nuking some of the most outrageous grok responses, like this one 

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#31465

Yes, known nonsense spewer and leftwing internet troll who has never accomplished anything noteworthy...[check notes]...Mark Kelly.

 

#31466
2 hours ago, NoName said:

They are nuking some of the most outrageous grok responses, like this one 

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Not sure which if my favorite. They are all so incredible

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#31468

Let he who, with unlimited resources, would not create an artificial intelligence program solely designed to fellate himself cast the first stone.

#31469
20 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Someone ask grok how Elon would fare against a team of miniDitkas 

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#31471
Booster 18 seems to have just exploded during testing at the Massey outpost.
Rough morning at Starbase: The first Version 3 Super Heavy Booster (B18) just suffered a major anomaly during pre-cryo gas pressure testing at Masseys. Side blew out on the LOX tank section – no engines or propellant aboard, no injuries, but the vehicle looks totaled.Test…

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#31479
34 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:
Saddest man in history

 


 

Like this but with a rocket up its ass and 100x more vulgar! So epic. 
 

 

#31480
23 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

There's no amount of proof that most of their "news" sources are run--or paid for--by countries with a vested interest in weakening the West that will stop them from using them. They say things that make them feel good about hating the people that they're told to hate. What's more American than that?

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#31481
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

 

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#31482
10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

 

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#31484
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

You are a fucking immigrant

 

 


well he is an existential threat to the US. 

#31485
21 hours ago, Storm the Field said:
Saddest man in history

 

This one from the replies made me chuckle:

"Wait. Hold on, pause the conversation. Grok is thinking up a real zinger rn, I promise"

 

#31486
23 hours ago, Storm the Field said:
Saddest man in history

 

 

George Costanza this this is lame.

 

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#31487
13 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

You are a fucking immigrant

 

 

He’s not talking about white people

#31488

 

"Privacy violations!!!"
"Privacy violations!!!"
"Privacy violations!!!"

"Welcome" to the new normal? It's been this way for the entire social media era.

Try TERM OF SERVICE motherfucker. I find it hilarious that people ramble on and on about privacy, but don't understand just what they give up in using a platform like Twitter (or any of the rest).

You just might finally get it, but you can fuck right off IMC. 

 

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#31489

 

I'm proud to have a VPNWhere at least I know I'm freeTo engagement bait from PakistanThat I live in Tennessee

 

 

#31490

Can’t believe Musk hasn’t shut this down yet, so many accounts are being exposed.

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#31491
On 11/23/2025 at 6:01 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

You are a fucking immigrant

 

 

But he’s not blek. 

#31493

I seriously have no idea what the fuck Elon Musk is thinking with this functionality? In no way does this help him achieve anything he wants to achieve.

#31494
Other automakers don't want Tesla's garbage "FSD;" no one serious about AI wants xAI's garbage Grok; & no one serious about robots wants dopey Optimus. Meanwhile, SpaceX's "Starship propellant transfer" program - vital to Artemis III - looks more & more like fantasy. https://electrek.co/2025/11/24/elon-musk-admits-automakers-dont-want-license-tesla-full-self-driving/

 

#31495
19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I seriously have no idea what the fuck Elon Musk is thinking with this functionality? In no way does this help him achieve anything he wants to achieve.

well he's trolling trolls who troll for trump who he is super big mad at so maybe....

#31496
13 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

well he's trolling trolls who troll for trump who he is super big mad at so maybe....

He was just at the white house last week. They're not beefing anymore, and he knows which side his bread is buttered. 

#31497
19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Other automakers don't want Tesla's garbage "FSD;" no one serious about AI wants xAI's garbage Grok; & no one serious about robots wants dopey Optimus. Meanwhile, SpaceX's "Starship propellant transfer" program - vital to Artemis III - looks more & more like fantasy. https://electrek.co/2025/11/24/elon-musk-admits-automakers-dont-want-license-tesla-full-self-driving/

 

Weird, this doesn't seem to jive with Guadaloopy's experience with Tesla FSD at all. 

#31498
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Weird, this doesn't seem to jive with Guadaloopy's experience with Tesla FSD at all. 

Please don't launch the bat signal.

#31500
3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I seriously have no idea what the fuck Elon Musk is thinking with this functionality? In no way does this help him achieve anything he wants to achieve.

It is odd how many people on his side of things have been exposed.  I’m really surprised he added it.   It’s also impacting a lot of influencers who were exposed as being something else and somewhere else.  That can’t help with advertising.  

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