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On 12/12/2025 at 6:25 AM, HornOnTheBayou said:

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Seriously. 'Texans' is just about the worst, least original name they could have gone with. So, of course, they went with it. I mean ... it was the Chiefs' original name before they moved to KC from Dallas, ffs.

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Had to run an errand that took me down south Congress. Behind a small work van. Cybertruck drives by going the other way. Van honks to get his attention, flips him off and laughs. I enjoyed the moment.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Had to run an errand that took me down south Congress. Behind a small work van. Cybertruck drives by going the other way. Van honks to get his attention, flips him off and laughs. I enjoyed the moment.

Isn't it great to see strangers reaching out to each other and connecting?

On 12/12/2025 at 12:03 PM, Guadaloopy said:

Congratulations on now owning the worst take on this thread. 

 

Do we need a ceremony, or should I just mail you the crown?

This is one of the most incredible subtle troll jobs I've ever seen.

Elon sucks as we all know, but pretty good deal and payday for the rank-and-file of SpaceX incoming:

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The company’s C.F.O., Bret Johnsen, told employees in an internal memo that it would buy insider shares at an $800 billion valuation — roughly double what it had fetched over the summer.

 

On 12/13/2025 at 12:56 PM, wood said:

Seriously. 'Texans' is just about the worst, least original name they could have gone with. So, of course, they went with it. I mean ... it was the Chiefs' original name before they moved to KC from Dallas, ffs.

 

 

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

That's fucking awesome.

13 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

500? Well that clearly isn’t going to happen. You can tell, Elon promised it.

On 12/12/2025 at 12:25 PM, Dbeasy said:

No ceremony necessary. I knew it was going to be controversial when I typed it. This site is full of Houston oil men with PFG shirts and circle beards -nntawwt.  

What is a circle beard?

I'm not sure I really want to know.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Can someone refresh my memory: what right wing conspiracy is Elon Musk currently fanning the flames of where women cause the apocalypse? It's so damn hard to keep track of. I assume we'll be back on immigrants and white replacement theories next week.

28 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Can someone refresh my memory: what right wing conspiracy is Elon Musk currently fanning the flames of where women cause the apocalypse? It's so damn hard to keep track of. I assume we'll be back on immigrants and white replacement theories next week.

 

It's not even a conspiracy - it's simply "White males should get privilege."

When you get to it that's pretty much the catch all.

4 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

What is a circle beard?

I'm not sure I really want to know.

another name for a full goatee. 

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

The thing I love about that Elon tweet is his clear demonstration of the fact that he has less understanding of the impact of massive changes in the money supply than a Sophomore C-student in a required economics course that he rarely attends.

If, umm, everyone suddenly gets a universal "high income," what's gonna happen to prices, and thus everyone's purchasing power?

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The thing I love about that Elon tweet is his clear demonstration of the fact that he has less understanding of the impact of massive changes in the money supply than a Sophomore C-student in a required economics course that he rarely attends.

If, umm, everyone suddenly gets a universal "high income," what's gonna happen to prices, and thus everyone's purchasing power?

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Thiel is a shoe-in on the left. Musk versus Zuck will be a tough call on the right.

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18 minutes ago, pacman said:

Thiel is a shoe-in on the left. Musk versus Zuck will be a tough call on the right.

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Thiel on the left, with Altman and Vance as runner-ups.

Musk beats Zuck on the right.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

cat pic: I need to start doing ketamine.

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