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#31601
On 12/12/2025 at 6:25 AM, HornOnTheBayou said:

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Seriously. 'Texans' is just about the worst, least original name they could have gone with. So, of course, they went with it. I mean ... it was the Chiefs' original name before they moved to KC from Dallas, ffs.

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#31603

Had to run an errand that took me down south Congress. Behind a small work van. Cybertruck drives by going the other way. Van honks to get his attention, flips him off and laughs. I enjoyed the moment.

#31604
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Had to run an errand that took me down south Congress. Behind a small work van. Cybertruck drives by going the other way. Van honks to get his attention, flips him off and laughs. I enjoyed the moment.

Isn't it great to see strangers reaching out to each other and connecting?

#31605
On 12/12/2025 at 12:03 PM, Guadaloopy said:

Congratulations on now owning the worst take on this thread. 

 

Do we need a ceremony, or should I just mail you the crown?

This is one of the most incredible subtle troll jobs I've ever seen.

#31608

Elon sucks as we all know, but pretty good deal and payday for the rank-and-file of SpaceX incoming:

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The company’s C.F.O., Bret Johnsen, told employees in an internal memo that it would buy insider shares at an $800 billion valuation — roughly double what it had fetched over the summer.

 

#31610
On 12/13/2025 at 12:56 PM, wood said:

Seriously. 'Texans' is just about the worst, least original name they could have gone with. So, of course, they went with it. I mean ... it was the Chiefs' original name before they moved to KC from Dallas, ffs.

 

 

#31614
On 12/12/2025 at 12:25 PM, Dbeasy said:

No ceremony necessary. I knew it was going to be controversial when I typed it. This site is full of Houston oil men with PFG shirts and circle beards -nntawwt.  

What is a circle beard?

I'm not sure I really want to know.

#31616
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Can someone refresh my memory: what right wing conspiracy is Elon Musk currently fanning the flames of where women cause the apocalypse? It's so damn hard to keep track of. I assume we'll be back on immigrants and white replacement theories next week.

#31617
28 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Can someone refresh my memory: what right wing conspiracy is Elon Musk currently fanning the flames of where women cause the apocalypse? It's so damn hard to keep track of. I assume we'll be back on immigrants and white replacement theories next week.

 

It's not even a conspiracy - it's simply "White males should get privilege."

When you get to it that's pretty much the catch all.

#31618
4 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

What is a circle beard?

I'm not sure I really want to know.

another name for a full goatee. 

#31622
2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

The thing I love about that Elon tweet is his clear demonstration of the fact that he has less understanding of the impact of massive changes in the money supply than a Sophomore C-student in a required economics course that he rarely attends.

If, umm, everyone suddenly gets a universal "high income," what's gonna happen to prices, and thus everyone's purchasing power?

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#31623
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The thing I love about that Elon tweet is his clear demonstration of the fact that he has less understanding of the impact of massive changes in the money supply than a Sophomore C-student in a required economics course that he rarely attends.

If, umm, everyone suddenly gets a universal "high income," what's gonna happen to prices, and thus everyone's purchasing power?

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#31627
18 minutes ago, pacman said:

Thiel is a shoe-in on the left. Musk versus Zuck will be a tough call on the right.

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Thiel on the left, with Altman and Vance as runner-ups.

Musk beats Zuck on the right.

#31632
On 12/19/2025 at 6:51 PM, pacman said:

Thiel is a shoe-in on the left. Musk versus Zuck will be a tough call on the right.

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I dunno, Karp gives Thiel a run in my book

#31633
On 12/19/2025 at 5:51 PM, pacman said:

Thiel is a shoe-in on the left. Musk versus Zuck will be a tough call on the right.

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Yeah, there's only one way to fill out that bracket:

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#31634
On 12/14/2025 at 5:11 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

Don’t build nuclear reactors cuz we have the sun folks. 
 

 

All we need is a Starkiller Base to truly harness all the power the sun has to give. Problem solved.

#31637
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They know it’s a network of thousands, right? 

Given how scaling works, they don't need to take out all the nodes to negatively impact the network. Take out 10 or 20% of the nodes, and you'll likely realize a greater than 10 to 20% degredation of the networks throughput and usability.

Plus, if Russia decides they don't care about Kessler Syndrome they could just shoot a few canisters of ball bearings into similar orbital inclinations and that'll do the same thing

#31641
On 12/16/2025 at 11:40 AM, aggie08 said:

Can someone refresh my memory: what right wing conspiracy is Elon Musk currently fanning the flames of where women cause the apocalypse? It's so damn hard to keep track of. I assume we'll be back on immigrants and white replacement theories next week.

Likely a reference to JD Unwin's Sex and Culture. Cliff notes - every society that moves from monogamy to sexual liberation falls within 3 generations.

#31642
37 minutes ago, unoriginal said:

every society that moves from monogamy to sexual liberation falls within 3 generations.

How many women has Elon impregnated again?

#31646
21 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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I watched the Sam Altman interview on Fallon where he said he couldn't imagine raising kids without AI. He also went on about how, within the next couple of years, AI was going to cure diseases and heal people. When it creates a picture, AI doesn't know that people only have 10 fingers and 10 toes but it's going to cure cancer?

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