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7 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

The guy is beyond mentally ill…

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JFC if he's just quoting libzoftiktok then buckle the fuck up it's about to get hella racist and xenophobic 

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54 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah Elmo, they are going to take our homes.  
 

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Remember, this is a guy who a kajillion folks, including many people on this board, think is a genius.

He actually thinks that the government is going to use eminent domain to take homes from individuals to serve as....temporary shelters for immigrants or some shit.

Not only is he not a genius, he has consistently demonstrated that he's one of the dumbest sonsabitches to ever walk the goddamned planet.  I wouldn't put Elmo in charge of a fucking Popeye's franchise.

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I do find it very funny that the guy who styles himself as a futurist and thinks he's going to save humanity and lead us into some sort of utopian future is legitimately falling for just the dumbest 19th century racist pseudoscience. 

I do find it very funny that the guy who styles himself as a futurist and thinks he's going to save humanity and lead us into some sort of utopian future is legitimately falling for just the dumbest 19th century racist pseudoscience. 

You mean the racist pseudoscience that his home country was built on?
1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:


You mean the racist pseudoscience that his home country was built on?

Yes, indeed I do.

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2 hours ago, Mittens said:

It you were *this* white, you might be against melanin too...

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42 minutes ago, Covri said:

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That loser’s old-fashioned probably has a maraschino cherry in it. 

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https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/elon-musk-illegal-immigrant/

 

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Musk was accepted into Stanford in California for PhD studies, but he dropped out after only 2 days to pursue his first business enterprise with his brother

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Maintaining lawful status requires making normal progress toward completing a course of study and complying with the following immigration regulations.

So unless I'm missing something:

  • Elmo faked an intention to study at Stanford in order to get a student visa and/or
  • Elmo immediately dropped out of Stanford to do things that immigrants weren't allowed to do

By Elmo's logic, isn't he also an illegal immigrant?

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1 hour ago, Covri said:

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I understand this is Surly, but you're really insulting Roy "Rocky" Dennis with this comparison. Rocky was ostracized and marginalized but his family never stopped advocating on his behalf. His rare genetic disorder did not affect his intelligence although his health was compromised and the fight his mother took against the school district to have her son included in mainstream classes was a lesson in perseverance, classism, and compassion.

Elon, on the other hand, has been pampered and petted since birth and compassion is a foreign feeling to him. Rocky died at 16, while Elon was making plans to use his mother's Canadian citizenship to attend school in Canada (from where he then transferred to UPenn in the states). The only grit in Elon is the sand in his white butt crack.

RIP Rocky Dennis;Put some respect on his name.

3 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I understand this is Surly, but you're really insulting Roy "Rocky" Dennis with this comparison. Rocky was ostracized and marginalized but his family never stopped advocating on his behalf. His rare genetic disorder did not affect his intelligence although his health was compromised and the fight his mother took against the school district to have her son included in mainstream classes was a lesson in perseverance, classism, and compassion.

Elon, on the other hand, has been pampered and petted since birth and compassion is a foreign feeling to him. Rocky died at 16, while Elon was making plans to use his mother's Canadian citizenship to attend school in Canada (from where he then transferred to UPenn in the states). The only grit in Elon is the sand in his white butt crack.

RIP Rocky Dennis;Put some respect on his name.

You make good points, and I have removed my "haha" emoji reaction.

I wish I could reassign it to the "lowtax speed run" post just upthread in order to double my approval. 

3 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

RIP Rocky Dennis;Put some respect on his name.

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Sam Elliott became a role model in my adolescence because of Rocky Dennis. 

47 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I understand this is Surly, but you're really insulting Roy "Rocky" Dennis with this comparison. Rocky was ostracized and marginalized but his family never stopped advocating on his behalf. His rare genetic disorder did not affect his intelligence although his health was compromised and the fight his mother took against the school district to have her son included in mainstream classes was a lesson in perseverance, classism, and compassion.

Elon, on the other hand, has been pampered and petted since birth and compassion is a foreign feeling to him. Rocky died at 16, while Elon was making plans to use his mother's Canadian citizenship to attend school in Canada (from where he then transferred to UPenn in the states). The only grit in Elon is the sand in his white butt crack.

RIP Rocky Dennis;Put some respect on his name.

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55 minutes ago, Genco said:

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Sam Elliott became a role model in my adolescence because of Rocky Dennis. 

As a child, the most remarkable thing about that movie to me was that there was a person named "Gar" - seemed like the name of a caveman in a B-movie or something. 

4 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

I do find it very funny that the guy who styles himself as a futurist and thinks he's going to save humanity and lead us into some sort of utopian future is legitimately falling for just the dumbest 19th century racist pseudoscience. 

He’s doing his part to drive home the idea that Diversity, Equity & Inclusion is the cause of everything that goes wrong. Be prepared to hear a shitload of this leading up to the election. 

 

Oh great, he's following James Lindsay now. Just fucking fantastic.  

45 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Oh great, he's following James Lindsay now. Just fucking fantastic.  

Linda must be drinking Mylanta by the glassful because he’s going pretty hard and fast into racist territory.

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1 hour ago, MrBig said:

He’s doing his part to drive home the idea that Diversity, Equity & Inclusion is the cause of everything that goes wrong. Be prepared to hear a shitload of this leading up to the election. 

 

Musk criticizing another company’s safety record. That’s rich.

47 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Linda must be drinking Mylanta by the glassful because he’s going pretty hard and fast into racist territory.

I imagine Linda and Gwynne have each other on speed dial.

If there are 3 focus areas on a project, let’s say you were building a Volvo. You are known for making safe, durable, and comfortable cars. You decide to add a 4th (design)

Safety

Durability 

Comfortable 

Design

Only a moron would assume the car will crash because you also included a cool design 

 

 Blatant overt racism. Man I just don’t get humanity. Evolution must oscillate. We’re evolving back into shit tossing apes.

9 hours ago, Captainant said:

JFC if he's just quoting libzoftiktok then buckle the fuck up it's about to get hella racist and xenophobic 

About to?

 

7 hours ago, MrBig said:

He’s doing his part to drive home the idea that Diversity, Equity & Inclusion is the cause of everything that goes wrong. Be prepared to hear a shitload of this leading up to the election. 

 

DEI seems to have worked at Tesla and Spacex. What could Apartheid Elmo possibly have against it?

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I'm admittedly a bit sad I couldn't bait @Guadaloopyinto calling his Tesla an investment. <But of course we don't know what he was thinking at the time of purchase!>

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4 hours ago, 'stache said:

 Blatant overt racism. Man I just don’t get humanity. Evolution must oscillate. We’re evolving back into shit tossing apes.

We’re going through an “anti-Renaissance” period with a core of stupid rich assholes leading the charge. 

On 1/9/2024 at 11:38 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Honda has a couple of concepts it's working on for rollout in 2026 and they actually look like they are from the future and not something a kid dreamed up in the 1980s after watching Damnation Alley on KHTV Channel 39.

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2024/01/these-are-hondas-concepts-for-its-new-family-of-evs-due-in-2026/

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And the transport van/mini-van folks are covered.

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14 hours ago, Genco said:

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Sam Elliott became a role model in my adolescence because of Rocky Dennis. 

Really the movie that made me a huge Sam Elliot fan. I was only about 12 or so when I saw the movie but he was my favorite character.

9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Really the movie that made me a huge Sam Elliot fan. I was only about 12 or so when I saw the movie but he was my favorite character.

Probably your mom's too.

6 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Probably your mom's too.

Mostly likely the favorite character of every 40-year-old mom at the time. 

12 hours ago, &#x27;stache said:

 Blatant overt racism. Man I just don’t get humanity. Evolution must oscillate. We’re evolving back into shit tossing apes.

 

Devo was waaaaay ahead of us all

 

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7 hours ago, Slacks said:

That looks terrible. 

Drives home how much of an utter sycophant loser you need to be to buy anything Musk related at this point, when other options exist.

Obvious exception for people who bought Teslas some time ago, and who are probably and unfortunately in a bad negative equity situation.

7 hours ago, Slacks said:

That looks terrible. 

Agreed. That beard is way too wispy and needs to be trimmed.

11 minutes ago, choripan said:

unfortunately in a bad negative equity situation.

Unfortunately? A car is a depreciating asset. All car owners are in a negative equity situation. It’s not luck these idiots are in the same situation. They believe Musk that Tesla owners could turn their cars into an income producing asset. It’s idiocy, naïveté, or sycophancy. 

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Agreed. That beard is way too wispy and needs to be trimmed.

Just remember … just because you stopped shaving doesn’t mean you’re browning a beard. 

30 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Just remember … just because you stopped shaving doesn’t mean you’re browning a beard. 

2 minutes per side on a very hot cast iron skillet should do it. 

33 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Just remember … just because you stopped shaving doesn’t mean you’re browning a beard. 

Is browning a beard some kind of kinky sex move the kids are doing these days?

4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Unfortunately? A car is a depreciating asset. All car owners are in a negative equity situation. It’s not luck these idiots are in the same situation. They believe Musk that Tesla owners could turn their cars into an income producing asset. It’s idiocy, naïveté, or sycophancy. 

Often, between down payment and payments made, people have *some* equity. Not always, but often. In other words, most people pay down their principal amount one or many steps ahead of the depreciation curve.

But the drop in value of these cars has been so precipitous that it's almost impossible to be right side up in many cases, even if the buyer was relatively responsible with respect to amount down and loan term.

13 hours ago, Slacks said:

That looks terrible. 

It looks even worse in person. Someone at my kids school has one so I see it almost daily. It’s hard to decide at which angle it looks worse. I think from behind is laughably bad though. 

I'm sure this opinion has been shared 1000 times, but I might be okay with it if it wasn't called a truck. If it was designed, marketed, and sold as a one-of-a-kind concept car, okay sure.

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