March 12, 20241 yr 34 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said: Ok, who knows this jackass? This is Danny Duncan's cybertruck. He puts horns on all his cars and subsequently gives them away after kind of tearing them up a little bit.
March 12, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, immamac said: This is Danny Duncan's cybertruck. He puts horns on all his cars and subsequently gives them away after kind of tearing them up a little bit. A heaping pile of cow dung would have been appropriate. Also redundant.
March 13, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, chainsaw said: https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/tesla-supercharger-death-san-antonio-18922418.php Nicole is expanding her killing field.
March 13, 20241 yr 5 minutes ago, Deej said: Nicole is expanding her killing field. Nicole reading this thread. Edited March 13, 20241 yr by Captain Ron
March 13, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Because if so, that's also dumb. But is it hardcore?
March 13, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, chainsaw said: https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/tesla-supercharger-death-san-antonio-18922418.php There used to be a burger place there about 15 years ago that made a kobe truffle burger that was outstanding.
March 13, 20241 yr 11 hours ago, F250 said: There used to be a burger place there about 15 years ago that made a kobe truffle burger that was outstanding. Why does Elon Musk hate truffle burgers?
March 13, 20241 yr 17 hours ago, chainsaw said: https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/tesla-supercharger-death-san-antonio-18922418.php CO leak into the vehicle imo
March 13, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said: CO leak into the vehicle imo Electric vehicles don't produce carbon monoxide. Besides, aren't these charging stations out in the open, i.e. well ventilated?
March 13, 20241 yr 10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said: Electric vehicles don't produce carbon monoxide. Besides, aren't these charging stations out in the open, i.e. well ventilated? Pretty sure that was a joke. If not, I laughed anyway, so it was a joke to me.
March 13, 20241 yr 34 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said: Electric vehicles don't produce carbon monoxide. Besides, aren't these charging stations out in the open, i.e. well ventilated? So your saying it was murder but the killer doesn’t know about electric cars?
March 13, 20241 yr 11 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said: LMAO What’s the point of being the world’s richest man if you’re just going to sit around on Twitter crying about people who look different than you? He already buys into dumb fucking Qanon conspiracy theories. At least pull a Howard Hughes and start wearing Kleenex boxes for shoes.
March 13, 20241 yr 14 hours ago, Captain Ron said: Hatred up, Profit down Back in 2019, Elon Musk made an astonishing claim for Tesla vehicles. Tesla cars, he said, would go up in value, not down, after purchase. The reason for that is Tesla’s full self-driving capability that, Musk has said, requires only some additional software updates and regulatory approval before Tesla vehicles on the road today will become fully independent. He repeated this claim as recently as June 2023. “You can think of every car we sell or produce that has full autonomy capability as something that in the future may be worth five times what it is today,” he said in the company’s third quarter, 2023, earnings call. And not only would the price of a used Tesla go up, but Musk also predicted a world in which Tesla’s driver assistance suite, which the company calls “Full Self-Driving” despite not fully self-driving the vehicle, would on its own be worth $100,000. Because, with regulatory approval, your self-driving Tesla would be able to go “work” as a taxi on your behalf. All you’d have to do is sit back and collect the cash. But four years after Musk’s 2019 prediction, the average used Tesla Model 3 is selling for $29,000.
March 13, 20241 yr 32 minutes ago, hornian said: Pretty sure that was a joke. If not, I laughed anyway, so it was a joke to me. My bad then. I'll see myself out until the next rocketboi fuck up.
March 13, 20241 yr 48 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said: What’s the point of being the world’s richest man if you’re just going to sit around on Twitter crying about people who look different than you? Because his father doesn't love him.
March 13, 20241 yr Sharing memes with friends happens on platforms like X (formerly known as Twitter) so any moderation or enforcement of terms of use would be his company restricting the first amendment. Based on his twisted interpretation of the first amendment.
March 13, 20241 yr Musk signed a deal with Don Lemon to make content on X as his push to make it a media giant. Don asked questions Musk didn’t like in an interview and so Musk canceled the contract. (I do not feel bad for Lemon who deserves this for getting in bed with Musk in the first place.)
March 13, 20241 yr 21 hours ago, chainsaw said: https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/tesla-supercharger-death-san-antonio-18922418.php Why is this in this thread? Is there a thread for gas station murders or carjackings elsewhere? Not sure what this has to do with Elmo.
March 13, 20241 yr 20 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: Speaking of Teslas confusion with the touchscreen gear shifter caused her to back into the pond. https://www.wsj.com/real-estate/angela-chao-death-texas-tesla-safety-c435daa0 What Tesla has a touch screen gear shift? I'm not aware of any.
March 13, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Chopper said: Hatred up, Profit down Back in 2019, Elon Musk made an astonishing claim for Tesla vehicles. Tesla cars, he said, would go up in value, not down, after purchase. The reason for that is Tesla’s full self-driving capability that, Musk has said, requires only some additional software updates and regulatory approval before Tesla vehicles on the road today will become fully independent. He repeated this claim as recently as June 2023. “You can think of every car we sell or produce that has full autonomy capability as something that in the future may be worth five times what it is today,” he said in the company’s third quarter, 2023, earnings call. And not only would the price of a used Tesla go up, but Musk also predicted a world in which Tesla’s driver assistance suite, which the company calls “Full Self-Driving” despite not fully self-driving the vehicle, would on its own be worth $100,000. Because, with regulatory approval, your self-driving Tesla would be able to go “work” as a taxi on your behalf. All you’d have to do is sit back and collect the cash. But four years after Musk’s 2019 prediction, the average used Tesla Model 3 is selling for $29,000. This sounds a lot like something one of his defender has been saying in this thread. I'm shocked he and Elmo are wrong
March 13, 20241 yr 17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: What Tesla has a touch screen gear shift? I'm not aware of any. https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/models/en_us/GUID-E9B387D7-AFEF-4AAF-8685-4FE71E09287D.html
March 13, 20241 yr 17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: What Tesla has a touch screen gear shift? I'm not aware of any.
March 13, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Chopper said: Because, with regulatory approval, your self-driving Tesla would be able to go “work” as a taxi on your behalf. All you’d have to do is sit back and collect the cash. But four years after Musk’s 2019 prediction, the average used Tesla Model 3 is selling for $29,000.
March 13, 20241 yr 55 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said: Just sharing some Pepe memes and fantasizing about doing a civil war. he's literally just turning twitter into 4chan lmfao. He's even stealing their memes
March 13, 20241 yr 35 minutes ago, HenryJames said: https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/models/en_us/GUID-E9B387D7-AFEF-4AAF-8685-4FE71E09287D.html 35 minutes ago, Captain Ron said: Well that's dumb. FIL has an older Model S and it shifts off the stick like the 3. Edited March 13, 20241 yr by Biff Tannen
March 13, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, HenryJames said: Anytime anyone gets the boot in any way from Twitter, this should be the only tweet in response
March 13, 20241 yr Popular Post Elon has managed to turn Don fucking Lemon into a sympathetic figure. I didn’t think it was possible.
March 13, 20241 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said: Musk signed a deal with Don Lemon to make content on X as his push to make it a media giant. Don asked questions Musk didn’t like in an interview and so Musk canceled the contract. It wasn't that Musk didn't like the questions being asked in the interview. Musk had never met Don Lemon and was unfamiliar with Lemon until he sat for the interview. This is what it looked like when the producer brought Lemon into the room to meet with Musk.
March 13, 20241 yr https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-don-lemon-canceled-erratic-consistent-twitter-x-2024-3 Former CNN anchor Don Lemon says Elon Musk has canceled his Twitter talk show before its scheduled debut. Lemon says Musk, who courted him to come to Twitter, didn't like the interview Lemon had just conducted with Musk. If you're surprised by this kind of behavior from Musk, you're not paying attention.
March 13, 20241 yr She was in an X model, so I read. Proposed addendum: If you are sliding into or careeing toward water be careful to keep your car from reaching 5 mph. Commit this to memory in case of accident. Also in case of emergency, be certain to also commit the section How to Shift Using the Center Console to memory. Honestly I would be impressed if someone in a panicked emergency were able understand this, if they were able to read it while their car was submerging beneath thousands of gallons of water. Seems complicated? Also - nothing about how to open the windows in case of emergency. Nor does it note that breaking the glass if submerged under water is very difficult. The challenge with breaking many new car windows is universal: (example from a near drowning in Austin's Williamson Creek) Quote If you're trapped in a vehicle that's quickly filling up with water, breaking a window to escape might be much tougher than you think. One third of new cars have side windows that are as hard to break as front windshields. Knowing what type of window you have could be critical in an emergency.Body Cam video captured by an Austin police officer shows the last-minute rescue of three women and a dog. They were trapped on a bridge over Williamson Creek and their car was quickly filling with water. Two officers pulled them to safety one minute before the car was swept off the bridge. It's that type of flooding that has safety experts warning drivers about a just-exposed problem. "It's so important for you to understand what type of windows you have," said Daniel Armbruster with AAA Texas.
March 13, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said: The dude's brain is totally fried. The fact that he allows longer tweets but hasn’t bothered to fix embedding is annoying as fuck. That last bit: as swisher points out guy hires Lemon throws a Lemon party, then terminates their financial agreement before it ever starts. Then says oh but you can still post. Jackass.
March 13, 20241 yr I love that Elon talks about "authenticity" on an app that has boosted nothing but trolls, grifters, memelords, and spambots since he purchased it.
March 14, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said: I love that Elon talks about "authenticity" on an app that has boosted nothing but trolls, grifters, memelords, and spambots since he purchased it. Don't forget conspiracy nutjobs.
March 14, 20241 yr Hmmm. Uhoh! https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cand.419113/gov.uscourts.cand.419113.43.0.pdf
March 14, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, Chopper said: LOL Kara Swisher The worst part about the discourse wars is the loudest detractors also suck in their own special way. Everyone is addicted to engagement. Once Elon let people profit off of it, Twitter was cooked.
March 14, 20241 yr Popular Post Say what you will, even in this fraught climate community notes is still keeping the facts straight when needed.
March 14, 20241 yr Excerpt from the interview, holy shit Musk is thin-skinned when asked about his batshit conspiracy beliefs. https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/2024/03/13/don-lemon-elon-musk-x-interview-canceled-deal-ebof-bts-vpx.cnn
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