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People aren’t kidding.  Apparently a Shit ton of bots pumped this out today, and still are, but that’s impossible because he said the bots were gone.

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According to documents obtained by the New York Post, Lemon attempted to shake down the billionaire in contract talks for his new X show.

The report stated, "The ex-CNN anchor sent over an astronomical wish list to Elon Musk during contract talks to host a show on the billionaire's social media platform X – including a free Tesla Cybertruck, a $5 million upfront payment on top of an $8 million salary, an equity stake in the multibillion-dollar company, and the right to approve any changes in X policy as it relates to news content." 

Lemon's agents at United Talent Agency sent X's leadership the contract proposal in December for review. 

A source knowledgeable about the situation said Lemon also demanded a private jet flight to Las Vegas, a suite for him and his fiance. They also noted Lemon requested X cover day drinking tabs and fancy massages. 

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1 hour ago, Thetexashammer said:

According to documents obtained by the New York Post, Lemon attempted to shake down the billionaire in contract talks for his new X show.

Words that don't appear anywhere in that article mind you.

Or as most of us call it - negotiation.

Musk thinks leaking contract details to “newspaper” NY post is going to somehow make him not look like a nazi piece of shit in the interview. 

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I’m not sure what that really shows? Shakedown? Hardly. That’s called doing your due diligence. And I don’t see anything out of the ordinary in that list

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free Tesla Cybertruck

a $5 million upfront payment on top of an $8 million salary

an equity stake in the multibillion-dollar company

the right to approve any changes in X policy as it relates to news content." 

a private jet flight to Las Vegas, a suite for him and his fiance. They also noted Lemon requested X cover day drinking tabs and fancy massages.

 

The truck I don’t want, but I would ask for a vehicle all things considered. 

The salary is in line with his pay at CNN and honestly given the stories of how he’s screwed over people with severance, I’d ask for up front cash too. 

equity - pretty standard

editorial sway - I would ask for that given he was one of the first guys on the team

the Vegas stuff - he was told CES or no deal, those asks are pretty basic given how much he was the Twitter face of CES and how he was something sold to advertisers as the new direction of the platform.

So I don’t see much there that is real a big deal. What this really calls for?

3 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

According to documents obtained by the New York Post, Lemon attempted to shake down the billionaire in contract talks for his new X show.

The report stated, "The ex-CNN anchor sent over an astronomical wish list to Elon Musk during contract talks to host a show on the billionaire's social media platform X – including a free Tesla Cybertruck, a $5 million upfront payment on top of an $8 million salary, an equity stake in the multibillion-dollar company, and the right to approve any changes in X policy as it relates to news content." 

Lemon's agents at United Talent Agency sent X's leadership the contract proposal in December for review. 

A source knowledgeable about the situation said Lemon also demanded a private jet flight to Las Vegas, a suite for him and his fiance. They also noted Lemon requested X cover day drinking tabs and fancy massages. 

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On 3/15/2024 at 4:52 PM, HenryJames said:

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46 minutes ago, NoName said:

 

The “my pussy in bio” crowd is half bots, half incels trying to catfish the other incels.

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

big oof

 

 

Come on you simps, you know you want to prove that a Incel Camino's frunk hood won't really take off a real finger.

 

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Please do it somebody! Think of all the likes and Elon would actually love you if you proved these videos are just fake news from woke pro-digit snowflakes!

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Can we take away this dude’s government contracts yet?

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On 3/15/2024 at 8:25 PM, atomheartbevo said:

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He’s making fun of it because he knows he’s not getting canceled. 
 

 

 

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35 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Can we take away this dude’s government contracts yet?

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I don’t see what’s in it for him. This can’t be just about taxes. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don’t see what’s in it for him. This can’t be just about taxes. 

It’s about securities fraud 

(and he’s generally been redpilled due to Grimes dumping him)

If anyone ever doubted Michael Dell's motivation in life then watching him suck off a Nazi-sympathizer whose platform is paving the way for a massive rise in racist, anti-semitic behavior should make it clear. How many more billions does Dell need, and how does he figure aligning himself and his company with Musk is going to help him obtain it?

35 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don’t see what’s in it for him. This can’t be just about taxes. 

He's gone full red pill. All of the grievances of the world are caused by illegals, women, LGBT, etc. This is what the grievance industrial complex is all about these days. These people are absolute chodes, but the ills that befall them can't be their own fault, so they blame anyone or everyone else.

It's just mind blowing when it is one of the world's men. Granted, this seems to be striking a lot of the rich, white males of silicon valley.

Just now, Captain Ron said:

He's gone full red pill. All of the grievances of the world are caused by illegals, women, LGBT, etc. This is what the grievance industrial complex is all about these days. These people are absolute chodes, but the ills that befall them can't be their own fault, so they blame anyone or everyone else.

It's just mind blowing when it is one of the world's men. Granted, this seems to be striking a lot of the rich, white males of silicon valley.

That's what I don't get.  Rural poors and generally disaffected people, ok, maybe, but this guy has more money than he knows what to do with.  What grievances could he possibly have?

That's what I don't get.  Rural poors and generally disaffected people, ok, maybe, but this guy has more money than he knows what to do with.  What grievances could he possibly have?

It’s not complicated. It’s ego and narcissism. The redpill incel Musk fanboi crowd wants to make him a god, wants to elevate him above all humans who have ever lived. And he desperately WANTS to be god: adored, unquestioned, with omnipotent power, able to do whatever he wants.
The only thing standing in the way of him being the god he dreams of being is…everyone to the “left” of his fanboi crowd. Thus, he hates those people. Because they stand against god (Elon).
There is never a need to over analyze Elon. What would a psychotic narcissist with a god complex do/feel? Then that’s what Elon will do/feel.
7 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

He's gone full red pill. All of the grievances of the world are caused by illegals, women, LGBT, etc. This is what the grievance industrial complex is all about these days. These people are absolute chodes, but the ills that befall them can't be their own fault, so they blame anyone or everyone else.

It's just mind blowing when it is one of the world's men. Granted, this seems to be striking a lot of the rich, white males of silicon valley.

Imagine being one of the world's wealthiest people, capable of buying or doing virtually anything, yet somehow believing you're the victim and that life has been unfair to you.

25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That's what I don't get.  Rural poors and generally disaffected people, ok, maybe, but this guy has more money than he knows what to do with.  What grievances could he possibly have?

I will note that this is much bigger than just Musk, it's a ton of these guys.

The only thing I can think is fear. A threat to the perceived world order that could potentially take away their riches and power. They only see this as a zero sum game - if someone else has success, someone else has to lose, and since they are at the top, it must be them.

Power, or more than likely the climb to the top, has deluded them. Along their climb to the top there were winners and losers. They see that winner/loser dynamic as still carrying over into the here now. They don't get that winners and losers of the climb/falls were just the markets sorting things out. They didn't win because others lost, they won because they were lucky enough to make the products that the people needed/wanted.

They take this view to be fighting for percentages of a pie, and its all about keeping your slice or making it bigger, taking away from someone else. They don't seem to get that with the pie growing, you can lose a small bit of marketshare and still grow what you bring in.

When you see the world like this, minority groups looking to gain something are a threat - and thus you have a grievance.

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25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That's what I don't get.  Rural poors and generally disaffected people, ok, maybe, but this guy has more money than he knows what to do with.  What grievances could he possibly have?

This is also 30+ years of partizan news making everything an us vs them debate. You poor people have a problem, THEY (insert your least favorite minority group here) caused it! Direct your anger at them. Divide people and make them fight each other and the real problems of the world (usually caused by those with the messaging) just keep getting worse. And people direct their grievances at the wrong targets.

40 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

It's just mind blowing when it is one of the world's men.

…of all people. 

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On 3/12/2024 at 4:34 PM, immamac said:

This is Danny Duncan's cybertruck. He puts horns on all his cars and subsequently gives them away after kind of tearing them up a little bit. 

 

LOL - just had a friend run into this car and pointed out what should have been obvious to all of us

 

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He Pei Wei too much for his car too

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don’t see what’s in it for him. This can’t be just about taxes. 

Especially given how many tens or hundreds of millions he’s gotten from the government for SpaceX (not to mention incentives for Teslas).

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

That's what I don't get.  Rural poors and generally disaffected people, ok, maybe, but this guy has more money than he knows what to do with.  What grievances could he possibly have?

1 hour ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Imagine being one of the world's wealthiest people, capable of buying or doing virtually anything, yet somehow believing you're the victim and that life has been unfair to you.

No fucking kidding.  Why is he spending all hours of the day posting stupid shit for incels on Twitter when he could be on a private island or yacht or hanging out in the world’s better cities and locales?

But no, he’s gotta be hanging out in Austin in March giving interviews to Don Lemon and then getting pissed off when he gets asked questions he knew were coming , or posting dumbfuck Qanon shit.

Give me $10 million and you won’t hear from me again outside of maybe a few paparazzi photos or Interpol notices.

2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

I will note that this is much bigger than just Musk, it's a ton of these guys.

The only thing I can think is fear. A threat to the perceived world order that could potentially take away their riches and power. They only see this as a zero sum game - if someone else has success, someone else has to lose, and since they are at the top, it must be them.

Power, or more than likely the climb to the top, has deluded them. Along their climb to the top there were winners and losers. They see that winner/loser dynamic as still carrying over into the here now. They don't get that winners and losers of the climb/falls were just the markets sorting things out. They didn't win because others lost, they won because they were lucky enough to make the products that the people needed/wanted.

They take this view to be fighting for percentages of a pie, and its all about keeping your slice or making it bigger, taking away from someone else. They don't seem to get that with the pie growing, you can lose a small bit of marketshare and still grow what you bring in.

When you see the world like this, minority groups looking to gain something are a threat - and thus you have a grievance.

 

2 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

This is also 30+ years of partizan news making everything an us vs them debate. You poor people have a problem, THEY (insert your least favorite minority group here) caused it! Direct your anger at them. Divide people and make them fight each other and the real problems of the world (usually caused by those with the messaging) just keep getting worse. And people direct their grievances at the wrong targets.

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This is an excellent thread of hilarious ads

i've gotten a ton of the MuskCoin things recently

 

 

these knockoff toe shoes are the ones i've been getting recently also

 

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Putting me in that bitch is the only way you’d get me to read JosephStang threads

12 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

I mean, Paul Atreides is the product of centuries of eugenics attempting to bring about a messiah figure to lead humanity on the golden path... So that doesn't seem all that out of line with elmos brand of crazy?

Boy, will we look stupid if X turns out to be a charismatic leader that starts a jihad

20 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I mean, Paul Atreides is the product of centuries of eugenics attempting to bring about a messiah figure to lead humanity on the golden path... So that doesn't seem all that out of line with elmos brand of crazy?

Boy, will we look stupid if X turns out to be a charismatic leader that starts a jihad

Or he takes over a quarter of the Earth after the Eugenics Wars, and we ship his ass off on a sleeper ship to Ceti Alpha V.

24 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Or he takes over a quarter of the Earth after the Eugenics Wars, and we ship his ass off on a sleeper ship to Ceti Alpha V.

once your cat puts on the transparent globe over his head, they insert the earworm, so your pet is now under Elon’s control

I’m envisioning the FUBU episode of Atlanta but with Skechers, and instead of being afraid of his classmates finding out he’s in his room alone and has already been ostracized by society.

32 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

once your cat puts on the transparent globe over his head, they insert the earworm, so your pet is now under Elon’s control

love the neti pot for cats. or the car wash. whatever it is it fucking rocks

On 2/15/2024 at 9:03 AM, Mrs Whiggins said:

True, true. With the addition of @atomheartbevo's tweet (Liam Neeson) post above, I think the Cybergs are envisioning themselves in a Mad Max Fury Road role w/o considering that apocalyptic environments are bad for one's well-being.

you know what else apocalyptic environments are bad for? Providing electricity along a convenient network to charge your rust bucket.

22 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

No fucking kidding.  Why is he spending all hours of the day posting stupid shit for incels on Twitter when he could be on a private island or yacht or hanging out in the world’s better cities and locales?

Why, indeed.

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18 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

love the neti pot for cats. or the car wash. whatever it is it fucking rocks

Speaking of cats and car washes, putting your cat in a pet carrier, strapping it to the top of your car, and driving through a car wash may seem like a great way to get a cat clean, but it’s also considered animal cruelty in Texas which is a felony.

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Looking at Grimes insane tweet, then at US politics...

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3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

So having Elmo as a dad now qualifies as "fucked-up shit", huh?

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

Looking at Grimes insane tweet, then at US politics...

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Came here to post this. It's incredible how dumb she is.

1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

Came here to post this. It's incredible how dumb she is.

I mean, the kids name is a pretty solid clue…

I have a suggestion for a huge improvement to Xwitter, I would like to screen what I see to only sports - actually I have sworn off X and it has been at least 6 months since I've been on, but I may log back in for March Madness.

I don't want to see and political crap, or investing/finance crap, or what Egon has done or said; hell I might pay a $1 or 2 just to see what I want, not what other people like. OR should I just stay away from it, it had turned into a shit show with paid blue check marks and other Egonistic mistakes..

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Holy shit he’s more of a snowflake than I thought.  And he still doesn’t understand the First Amendment after all this time.

“Choose your questions carefully”

”you are upsetting me”

 

 

31 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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Holy shit he’s more of a snowflake than I thought.  And he still doesn’t understand the First Amendment after all this time.

“Choose your questions carefully”

”you are upsetting me”

 

 

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and from a recap of the episode lol

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this last one is incredible, what an insufferable cunt.

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